Massage Parlor Reports

[Wasgij]

No, you usually need more -- two or three amps should do it. Sometimes I keep a few volts around, they like those too.

 

[donyang1971]

Maybe the girl you met was Zora?

 

[Pearl L]

"I am pleased to inform you that the operator of OK Spa massage parlor located at 2428 Wisconsin Avenue, NW has agreed to permanently cease all business activity and vacate the premises as of April 6th.

This comes as a result of a DCRA investigation and resulting lawsuit via the Office of Attorney General, and marks the first concrete result of a targeted effort to eliminate nuisance properties and illegal business activities in our neighborhoods. Please feel free to contact Susan Banta, Chief of Staff, sbantaatdccouncil. Us to inform of us of similar nuisance cases that may require investigation.

Office of Councilmember Mary M. Cheh
1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 724-8062
"

 

[seesen9]

At least a couple of the girls that were last at VIP came from other local AMPs. So the idea that VIP would be a loss is not really an issue. These girls will move on to something else in the area. For some girls, once your in, it's hard to get out of the Washingtub.

AD

 

[bowgie]

Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.

Papasan1

 

[convana]

A couple nights ago, the fever hit hard, and there was only one way to cure it. You all know what that is.

I tried to hit up H&H, but since it was around 9, they were apparently just doing appointments. Since that was a no-go, I had to head into the city a bit more, and figured I'd finally head to Star. I considered Green, but Star is faster for me to get to, and you have all given me incentives to go.

Was given Suzie, who wouldn't have been my first choice on looks (not bad, mind, just better below the neck than above), but no worries. She more than made up for it in attitude and laughs, which is fine with me. We had room 1 (although now I want 2!) which still has the odd position of making you walk past the lobby to the shower. Nothing wrong with that, unless ajima and her friend (two ajimas?) are watching their Korean soaps and you walk in front of them. There's just some awkward moments sometimes that you really can't talk about, hehe.

Anyway, shower was great, and a nice preview of things to come. The massage, oddly enough, was good but shorter than I wanted. It's rarely the case I say that, but I was happy to go slow since she was doing a damn good job. Of course, the main event made me happy I didn't have to wait.

She really got into it, more than I've seen in a while at an AMP, and had some great AR skills specifically. Given that I've had a few bummers lately where the girls scrub down there like mad in the shower, but don't actually do anything with the area, this was a nice change. On top of that, well, service was very, very good. I'll leave it at that.

Afterwards, she massaged me some more, and didn't rush a bit. I think the only downside was she used her knees to crack my back, which felt good after it was over, but damn, not during. Good thing I was relaxed.

I'd definitely repeat.

 

[Tibiman]

I heard through a couple of sources that the "good" spa at 1829 relocated to somewhere on 14th St. If someone can PM me with the address and any other details, I will go on Friday and check it out.

Thanks & be safe. Max

 

[michael b]

If you RTFF in other major cities in the past years, major AMP and SW cleanups are always highest during election-ramp-up period. And in all of the major cities that had the cleanups, they never returned or the return is very, very, very slow after post-election. San Francisco got hit during election year back in 2000, and now, 8 years later, the AMPS are very, very, very slowly reappearing, but not the same as it use to be. And SWs are completely wiped out. Dallas also got hit during that same election year. While Dallas isn't as big on AMPs as other cities, the SWs were just about completely wipe off. And, today, the SW scenes are not as prevalent as they use to be.

So, IMO, the AMPs may very, very, very slowly reappear, and those that do appear soon, the service will not be the same.

 

[Alexandria]

During my very recent visits, the monitors were up front near the door and they displayed the outside of the building and stairwell areas.

 

[Hmmmm]

I was there on Wednesday.

PM me for more details.

 

[alexxandra]

There is no circuit... But these Nana's are all different.

Also, Nana at Rio (formerly Coco of Sun) is actually 50.........

 

[ashcowgirl]

Hello Everyone!

I am a long time reader of this forum and I have visited almost alll of the AMPs in DC. I have been to the old Happinness Tanning spa, Sun, the old royal, 1413 k, M st, you mention it! Haha. Well I've had so many beautiful memories with a ton of AMP girls, many of them, I know for a long time like for example, Bebe from the recent Sun spa, before me leaving for USMC training, she gave me her hairknot that she had on her hair. For all of you guys who knew her, you might remember that her hairknot had a sort of teddy bear design, the last time I saw her which was on January 30th, 2007, she said that she loved me and gave me her hairknot as a good luck charm. I still have her hairknot with me and I am waiting to see her again. I also know Coco from Supra, I met her before black wednsday at the old happiness tanning spa, I also know Sophia from happiness very well. I have one question for drunken Irish, do you know the address of the Winsconsin AMP that you recently visited? I really want to know if the Bebe that you had is the same one from Sun. Thanx Man.

 

[Kissi]

I have a feeling he sent this to the AMP "experts". My guess is that; in a facetious way; he feels we're upset enough to want the legal system changed as it pertains to AMPs. At the bottom of my PM from him was a list of those to whom he sent same. I promptly took a look at his posts; then promptly deleted the PM. His statements are "full of sound and fury signifying nothing". (not unlike my own)

 

[awallofstars]

Went to the spot near the Washington Times headquarters. Drew a young girl, pretty face but flat chested. Doesn't speak a lick of English, no personality whatsoever. Tried the charm offensive, but everything I said to her was like hitting a brick wall. On top of that, after she put the cover on, she tore a little piece of tissue and tucked it under the base of the cover. I was like WTF. May not be a big deal, but all I know is, if anything out of the norm doesn't add me any pleasure, then the provider must be doing it for her own benefits (sanitary?) only. CBJ lasted maybe 1. 5 min. Once I entered, she was twisting my radio knobs crazy like she was looking for frequency from outer space. No doubt, just trying to get me to cum and get it over with.

All you senior mongers who are protective of this place, I understand. That's why I didn't mention the famous street name nor the street number that have become synonyms for this establishment.

But too many girls there are relying on their looks and young age and fail to deliver that all too important factor. Customer service. On the other hand, mamasan can't be anymore pleasant or nicer to me. And she's pretty too. Now for once I'd like to get with mamasan rather than the girls.

 

[even]

I think others have called her jeijei. Her name matches her "additions". Thin model body very pretty face and nice CiCis. I had a great time. My only complaint is that she said that Mr. Johnson was too big and it kinda hurt. I am a hobbyist, but I don't like to hurt people. It kinda took away from the fun. Well worth the visit. I was not rushed and there was no line up the stairwell. I will return if it stays safe and quality. But its only a matter of time.

Whats with all the Leo stickers on the door? head:

I might add that I have visited similar places in Atlanta, S&N Carolina, Florida, Virginia, Utah, Wyoming, Rado. CiCi was the hottest yet. Second best was in Utah (American variety with red hair). Weird, huh?

$.7

 

[deduceit]

Seems like the 2 previous newbies with names ending in "boy" are pretty similar. In fact, seems like they are pretty LAZY boys!

RTFF Boys!

Van

 

[i less than 3 u]

I hope you have also restricted him to post in that thread only.

JJ

 

[cank Uncotly]

I remember often walking past the homeless guys panhandling at Happiness. They knew guys going there had $$. They were an irritant for sure, but they were relatively harmless and never stopped me from entering when I wanted to visit. Avoiding eye contact and ignoring them also seemed to help. They also panhandled the tourists waiting for their tour buses. The large flowerpots that appeared on the steps were the management's attempt to control their access to the front door.

I don't ever remember the homeless bums in front of Happiness trying to run a scam to collect the AMP's house fees prior to getting buzzed in the door, though.

 

[azam d]

One time I walked into a place in manasas and 2 other guys walked in as I was waiting for the door to open.They were busy and I left.Another time I walked out of Kims on Columbia pike and ther was three or four waiting outside the door.

It was really funny to watch these guy try to cover their faces.
Snicker.

Over the years I've "ran into" a few.

On 2 occasions my timing was seconds off. About 10-15 seconds behind someone else ringing the bell at which time I continued but just took my time up the stairs so he could be situated into a room without either of us having to "meet". I got the luck of the draw both times as the girl turned out to be great. This was at M 3rd floor. I know what you guys say but there was a short, enhanced c/d, short-haired, curvy woman there that was just great. Really upbeat. Don't know where she is now but wouldn't mind knowing.

On the other hand, I've seen guys quickly follow me in and stand there like they're waiting for a bus ticket. Weird.

Also, I have had others come out on my way in and say "Don't bother. The girls aren't worth it." or nothing at all. All in all, everyone seemed to be decent.

However, once there was a commotion while I was in my room. A guy was screaming with Mamasan or the masseuse and a door got slammed and kicked a couple times. Grabbed my jeans and went out as did 2 other guys (one was just using the restroom). After we came out it stopped. Us three looked at each other with a "Whatever" look and went back to our respective rooms. This was day time. Maybe a SO.

Boy I get all the fun. Little concerned, though, with the nonchalant attitude.

Another note: Why doesn't M 3rd floor get reviews? Whenever I was bar-hopping or passing there were always guys going in. Day or night. Even when I went there the doorbell rang. This was before the 2nd floor opened. Couldn't tell you now.

 

[chrisbrownismine]

Mongers, I am not trying to tell anyone how to handle their sexual exploits but after reading Doctor Pussy's review, I would never do DATY with any spa girl.

If he did a spa girl bareback you would have to question his frame of mind! He put himself, the spa girl and all mongers who DATY at risk. If she did him bareback think about who else that she might have done bareback that hour, that morning, or yesterday.

After reading several of Doctor Pussy's reviews, I have to say that his attitude toward women is deplorable. His conduct at AMPs are deplorable as well. I know that we should not kiss the *** of these women but shouting, arguing, and acting nasty does not prove a point. If you are offered a girl that you do not like ask for another. Before you pay, ask the girl if she does what you like. If she does fine. If not kindly excuse yourself. Talk nicely to the mamasan to see what options you may have. If none then walk.

We all want to keep prices to the standard. The girls know what the standard is and if they try to get more let them know that is all you have. They will either take it or leave it. 99% will take it.

Experienced mongers know how to conduct themselves when they are out and about. ***holes and inexperienced mongers do not. Doctor Pussy you may want to ask yourself, which one are you?

Propilot-over and out.