Massage Parlor Reports

[xida_loverx]

Visited Suzie at the 1333 address on the fourth floor to compare her to Suzie at the other 1333 1st floor address. Rather strange coincidence with the names and addresses!!

Any way, went to the fourth floor today and found Suzie to be quite the perfect young spinner!! Perfect tits and very petite. Everyone was quite paranoid though. Ajima asked twice if I had been there before, both times I just said it has been a while. Suzie must have asked 5 times and seemed scared to touch little daddy in the shower. She is not strong enough to give a real massage. She responded OK to the DATY. At least that made her relax a little. No AR, dissapointed... She was a little rough with the CBJ but it worked. On to standing mish for a few minutes for an explosive finish!

I have to say for the comparison.... I liked looking at the pretty young girl with the perfect body getting pounded by me but I will go back to the 1333 first floor for the older but better performing Suzie.

 

[Deacon]

I've been lloking for something new and was considering Supra as a possible vacation spot from the Green Door. Plus Royal is going away. What is up? Ok. Maybe it's off to Charm City for a change. Damn Damn Damn

Cabbie!

 

[Lucie [we can be heroes]]

My mistake. It won't happen again.

But seriously, Paychex, the search engines on these forums are excellent. Half the knowledge you need is buried in these boards. Just start searching and readin'.

 

[jaycenDELO]

Also went to orange last week. Nana was my therapist, nice tight body. Must be the Vitimins C"s. Great massage, everything expected from D. C. Great sevice, will repeat. Given what's going on, Try not to post to much details, great service like this is fading quick! Please try to be a little more discreet fellow!

 

[psymon]

I agree 100%. IHC used to be that way (may still be) and it always concerns me. Incidentially all of my ATFs at AMPs have been when the tip was later.

BigTigg

 

[SarahBear]

Regarding ICM. Used to be a frequent visitor there and glad I didn't experience that one first hand

But I still miss that place. ICM body concepts. Something fierce and often wonder what happened to the girls, or that type of girl, who used to work at that place

It's hard to find chocolate non-FS love like that at reasonable prices. Any Intel appreciated.

 

[Sinner]

Sounds like her with the light biting on the bum.. Never got rushed though. That would be the first time I have ever had a girl come back from "vacation". Perhaps I will stop by soon to check. I guess Ajima won't be mad at me since I left last time but did not ask for the house fee refund. I figured just telling her that Candy was "no good" and leaving quietly would keep me in their good graces.

Green is easy to get to and I can usually find meter parking on the street. I have seen cars parked back in the alley but was not sure what the deal was. Don't want to get towed when a buck fifty will give me plenty of meter time.

Do you have a good story to go with why you are boycotting the place?

 

[nid help]

Had one of the best times ever (visited DC back in June) at a place near a strip club I believe on M St. This place was on the second floor as I recall. The girl was smoking hot and very enthusiastic. It was the first time I had a HE during the shower and then lot's more fun after. I often think of going back for a weekend just to make a few more visits. Sounds like I may be wasting my time though.

 

[Karma Singh]

Taking my lunchtime walk, I saw a guy ring up 520 10th, wait and go in. What is this? I go back to the office, Google the number, ring them up and ask-- Mama says "Every day ten A.M open." I may TOFFT next week.

Maybe everyone but me knew this, I don't know, I thought it was closed.

Now the reverie, when I came to DC twenty years ago, Royal was already old and grimy, it has only improved with age. Where it is, if ever the Smithsonian evolved, and set up a DC AMP Museum, where else but here? Across the street from Lincoln's assasination, blocks from the rest of the museums, why not a DC AMP Museum?

I would gladly give my decades of experience and become a docent. I can see it now,

"Ladies and Gents, this is the Cooking Mom room. Smell that? Kim Chi soup and rice. See how the smell permeates every square inch? Plus your clothes? Explain THAT to your wife."

"Here is our lube rack. See the bottles, masking tape with names on them? There they are, a hall of fame of names--Mimi, Tammy, Noela (?), and Cookie (great inplants!)."

"We are having a contest. How many cheap condoms in the five gallon clear plastic bag? Winner gets a hundred dollar tip."

Ah memories. Uh oh, no more wine for the Gingrer Man.

 

[5monthsin]

Had my second visit with Jade, and both were very pleasant.

What I like about her are her pretty face, curvy bod., sweet disposition, and the professional way she handles all aspects of the session. Every box on my checklist was hit.

What I did not like so much is her English, which is very poor, and the little rooms. We did end up laughing together over some slapstick and mime I did for fun.

I had a good time, it ain't true love, but it'll so.

 

[hummerhead2002]

The last I saw was in Rockville, Maryland. I think the place has been closed down recently. Very Friendly and Beautiful Staff

 

[Bob J]

Exactly what / where is the walk up and the elevator? I have not been to a DC AMP in over a year and need the addresses, please.

Thanks!

SO

 

[SnakeHissperer]

You are probably right with the title.

Peace

 

[Mandie]

Went to the Dragon Boat races on the river this weekend. Been a long time since I've seen that many young asian spinners in one place - unfortunately none of them for me...

Anyway, once that got my attention I went to Jasmine. Met Sherry, who was cute, thin, 30s, with very poor English. Other skills were good though. Had an average massage and a very good finish. Would repeat.

Seniors may PM for details.

 

[Tammy L]

Have any of you found yourself feeling extremely selfish and lazy and opting for a BJ at our beloved DC Amps? What have you paid for this? I almost always opt for FS because it is there but today, thanks in particular to the wonderful tounge and mouth of Sura, I would have preferred a BJ CIM or Cum In Rubber.

 

[FlapppJackk :P]

Hey guys,

Can I get an asian girl at an AMP?

 

[Andrew T]

I took an afternoon trip up to 9th and U. The place was not busy. Drew Coojee (yes, sounds like Poo-Jee, duh). Cute girl, long wavy hair with blonde highlights. Nice, trashy eye makeup and glitter (I like that). One thing that stands out about her is she has one of the worst boob jobs I’ve ever seen, it’s like some quack implanted two hockey pucks in her chest. Besides that, a very nice tanned and trim body. She’s about two kilos away from being called a spinner.

Standard services offered and performance was excellent. I certainly would, and plan to repeat. Overall she easily gets “8’s” across the board, body would be a 9 if not for the boob job.

Trusted senior members can PM for more details.

Enjoy,

XS

 

[jdm.4life]

Feeling antsy sooner than usual, so I went to 1333 fourth floor this afternoon. Decided to let the owner surprise me.

I met Maya. Kind of tall for a K-girl, enhanced c-cups, not too shabby. Speaks very good English. Gave a nice TS, good attention to the right places. Got back to the room, asked for hard massage. That was actually a pretty good massage.

To put the following in the proper context, I should say I'm not the horny toad I once was. Mr. Wiggly needs some good attention before he stands at attention -- after that, things go just fine. For example, I do like the booby massage but it doesn't usually do it for me. I think the ladies sometimes find that off-putting, they expect an immediate SCHWING!

At any rate, she started a CBJ which was okay, but not terribly enthusiastic. I don't think that's her thing (one of the reasons I miss Nana -- that woman could give head like nobody's business). Things kind of went downhill from there. I'm kinda leaky (sorry, I know that may be TMI) so she says "you came" and I said "no, I did not". Surprisingly, she argued with me about whether I came or not. I'm not THAT senile yet...

Anyway, to keep this from being a total loss, I asked for some handiwork. She obliged, but at this point she was clearly kind of detached and bored. Not a great turn-on. Despite that, things were starting to look up, and then suddenly she says "you have a problem". Yes indeed, I was having a problem and her name was Maya. I took matters into my own hands for a minute (didn't take long), and then let her finish me up.

As you may have guessed, I will probably not repeat with Maya. But if you're a SCHWING type of guy, I think she's probably a lot of fun. I look younger than I actually am, so she was probably taking my lack of reaction personally. Or maybe we're just not compatible. So it goes -- plenty of other fish in the sea.

 

[Adara]

This is a different place. I have been here a couple of times before but walked out every single time due to the poor quality of the girl. This time, the girl was okay. Something about her personality shined through. Her face was okay. Maybe she's a little bit older. Probably is. But she acts like a playful young girl. She is slender and I am okay with that. I see her naked and realize that she has an above average body. Very nicely proportioned and nicely done fake tits. Very comparable to a Korean massage parlor girl.

BBBJ? Okay for $40. I pull her up but she immediately withdraws saying she needs a condom to fuck. I ask her how much. She says she can't... She can't get pregnant. I promise her I won't cum inside of her. She thinks about it... Then says no. The fact she even paused tells me that it's possible. Some more coaxing. No. I promise. No. More money. No. I promise.... ....OK. She relents with a smile and asks me to pay her first. No problem. Give her $100.

I enter her bareback and am surprised how wet she is. At no point did she ever apply lube. I am already ready to lose it so I tell her to get on top. She immediately starts going at it hard and fast, I have to constantly tell her to slow down. She just keeps at it so I tell her to get off and give me a BBBJ. I ask if I can cum on her face. Nope. I pull her on for some more cowgirl and I'm about to cum so I push her back off and try to cum in her mouth, but the timing is bad and she gets me off with a handjob instead. She asks if I tried to cum in her mouth, and I just laugh, and she keeps rubbing the head of my penis which feels good but is also very sensitive so I push her hand away. Then she starts licking up the cum from my shaft and starts blowing me again!

Holy shit. Talk about sensory overload. I push her away again because while it feels good, I can't take it anymore. She pushes me back down and keeps sucking my dick and I enjoy it but it's too much. I push her off again. After cleaning up she insists I come back.

Whew. What an awesome girl. If only her face was better.

Maybe I'll return. We'll see.

 

[Psycho-psych]

You guys can always check out escorts. When you take into account parking and gas, it'll probably even out with going to Baltimore, and it's probably more reliable too since escorts are reviewed.

If you like Thai girls: http://asianprivacy.com

If you like Korean girls: http://skyforever.net/link

Also some nice girls to check out:

http://eros-dc.com/files/us-ad4-jin1.htm

http://eros-dc.com/files/tialong1-tammy1.htm

http://eros-dc.com/files/dc-forms1-christine1.htm

Sky tends to have some really nice girls that are really good looking or provide really good service or both, and Asian Privacy is a pretty cheap solution. Jin's pretty old but she's a really horny girl. Both her and Tammy give BBBJ and CIM. Christine's pretty hot but only CBJ. DATY's available for everybody. All these places are pretty discreet and you won't find the typical AMP rush that's all too common.