Massage Parlor Reports

[Ablebaby]

Hi yourself you old son of a gun! First time visit to DC, eh? You'll love it. Friendly people, all the monuments and museums, great restaurants. Where will you be staying? How long will you be here? Business or pleasure? Let us know and we'll go right to work putting together an eyepopping suggestion list of places to go and people to meet.

Where are you coming in from? You might want to contact your local Congressman and ask for a guided tour of the Capitol or White House. Cool stuff.

Looking forward to having you visit.

Lax

PS: Neverland is awesome!

 

[ion]

Maybe that's why Rio has been the only safe spot this year.

 

[stymie]

I just came back from a trip to LA and went to see a Korean girl once a day. That place truly is the mecca of young hot Korean girls who give BBBJ and multiple pops and kiss (I declined). They advertise on ******** in LA and are reviewed on TER. Just see for yourself how ridiculous the quality is over there. Downside is it's $250 to $300.

 

[weemundo]

When a provider asks you what you want, the proper thing to do is to say "I'd like to fuck". No sense being coy. If you try to dance around it, she thinks you're trying to get her to solicit you.

 

[jed slade]

No one seems to be answering the phone these days at Supra, which was my go-to daydreaming locale until You Know When. Has anyone paid a visit within the past month or so?

 

[=0) Exotic Motorcyclist]

His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150..

Excuse me for being dumb or something but what does "LARS" stand for? I have looked back and RTFF and didn't find what it stood for.

Grizz

 

[totallyjay04]

Visited Supra last week for the first and got Coco who is a real looker but I soon learned that YMMV or should I say no mileage. I think this was one of my worst AMP experiences ever. She is very pretty but what all she did was complain. Hurry up, don't do this don't do that. I don't do that. OMG I had a hard time getting my nut. I enjoy ladies that at least provide some level of effort. No AR, 20 seconds of a half assed CBJ and complined through the rest of it. And to make matters worse she rushed me out the door in about 40 minutes. I would not return for her. Anyone know where the good ones have gone like the ones we all used to enjoy at CPHC that provided nice AR and the rest?

 

[Catprints]

Yes! It doesn't seem there's anything new going on.

Sun. Seems to be busy. Even though the service has seemed to be very bad The spa on I street. I think I was there. Maybe 4 years ago. Seems good.

Oh. That's it.

Maybe times are geting tough out there. I'm a little short of cash until next Friday. We'll see what happens.

Looks like it's time for some recon & maybe some action. Maybe some questions in the cab community.

Happy hunting out there. Be safe and careful.

Cabbie!

 

[queenz11]

Latin Palace, I miss that place. I heard they've moved underground. Any info please PM.

As far as the molluscus is concerned, it's very true. I had a few bumps to begins with (not sure if I got it from LP) then unknowing spread it by shaving. It's a virus so it has to run it's course, but I found applying cold sore medication to them seems to speed up the 'drying' phase.

 

[Vannah R]

Washington DC
The AMP (Asian Massage Parlor) is the most popular business model here. The all-inclusive price is generally $160, with $60 as the house fee. Very few customers. Very stingy tippers. The women that live locally and work locally tend to be on the older side, and most live in the suburbs of Virginia. In the past (up until summer of 2006), the girls would make $800-$1000 a day on average. This is why there about ten AMPs in the city with a total of around fifty girls for your choosing.

Atlantic City, NJ
The money-making season is in the spring and summer, and that is when the AMPs here make the most money. They provide all-inclusive service for $200, with $60 going to the house. They also provide outcall for $300, with $100 going to the house. Many of the girls here come from the New York area. The goal here is also $1000 a day.

New York, NY
The KMP (Korean Massage Parlor) is the most popular business model here, with the ladies taking studio pictures and being advertised all over the Internet as well as the newspaper. The all-inclusive price is $200, with $100 as the house fee. Some KMPs are busy, some are slow. Most of the customers tip generously. Many of the Korean ladies we know of live in Flushing, NY and work in Manhattan out of convenience. There are certain girls who are known as top draws and have been known to make upwards of $10,000 in one week. These days, $1000 a day is good.

Flushing, NY
Most of the KMP girls who work in Manhattan do not work in Flushing. Instead, many of the girls come from all over, including younger girls from Virginia and California, and also local girls who refuse to take pictures to work at a KMP in Manhattan. The most popular business model here is the Chinatown brothel. They cater mostly to Chinese customers, and the girls are rotated every ten days. Their business is based on providing new girls every ten days. Prices are as low as $140 with $40 going to the house. Good service is not required. The Chinatown brothel business model is prevalent in every major city, with some being as cheap as $120 with $40 going to the house. The goal is $1000 per day, but the economy here is also a little slow.

Los Angeles, CA
The Internet AAMP (Apartment Asian Massage Parlor) is the most popular model here. The price is $250, with $100 going to the house, but plenty of girls work independently and pocket all the money. Competition is fierce due to the huge amount of "supply", and due to the economy, it's not enough to be good looking in Los Angeles, you have to also be willing to provide multiple pops, BBBJ, and BBBJCIM. Most of the girls live in Koreatown, Los Angeles. The goal is also $1000 per day, but most are struggling to achieve that target rate. However, they continue to work here out of convenience.

San Francisco Bay Area, CA
The Internet AAMP is the most popular model here also. The price is $200, with $60 going to the house. The girls from Los Angeles who refused to do BBBJ used to come here to work, but now the Bay Area is dominated by former-LA girls who are willing to do BBBJ. Competition is fierce here also, and the goal is $1000 per day. Many are struggling to achieve it.

Chicago, IL
The Chinatown brothel is your best bet here. The price is $160, with $60 going to the house. Many girls from Los Angeles come to work here as the work is easy, and there is a large amount of clients. By easy work, it means the service is bad. Once you cum, you're done. Apparently the economy is still good in Chicago. The goal is $1000 per day.

 

[Corn]

The Intel that Chaz received from his visit is good. I was talking to a couple of owners(current and currently retired), and they told me they are worried as too much publicity over a certain individual and the fact that a 1 uear aniversary is coming up next month. They are trying to get only girls with green cards or natural born to work. Don't be surprised if you see some younger (and older) girls from NY or LA who speak english better then some of us. This happened 3 years ago when they had hit all the places hard (election year crack down). They are scared (but get scared over simple things) and want to keep a low profile. Just be careful and listen to what they tell you or you over hear. Enjoy the hobby but also be safe.

 

[RedSnook]

I was having a bad week and on the way home I was sleepy.

I was sleep walking and ended up in the alley. While dodging the construction crews I came in to one of the best dream states in a while.

In honor of Breast Cancer awareness month a dream with a name that matches the color of the cause made my dreams come true.

To be honest the rubdown sucked but my dream girl looked like a woman right out of the car tuner mags. She was so hot that the dream ended to early and I almost walked out with out tipping!

As a new dream that just started I will suggest.

 

[momofosho420]

I'm confused, did the mamasan actually summon the LE or did the LE show up announced and BS you about being called?

 

[gws35]

What? Is this true? I'm a senior member coming to visit your area during that time? What is one to do? I've been reading this board for three weeks in preparation for my trip and only will have one chance to get out and have fun. Is there anyone else that you wonderful and wise senior members recommend? It seemed to be that the best choice was Rose from the past posts. Thanks for any imputs. Take care and play safe.

 

[Alex B. Wake up!]

In case you haven't noticed in your posting by now, you can't edit your reviews after about 3 days. A more workable solution is to post an updated list of open locations, phone numbers, hours, door fees.

wayward one

 

[Karla Reyna]

Recovering from the week-end, I traveled to a place behind all the construction cranes, to a spot of green nestled between the buildings. Found a true Gem there, I think it might have been a ruby, but I'm not very good at recognition. The watery prelude was among the finest this adventurer has experienced, and then proceeded to the gym. The guided workout was remarkable, both for its force and impact, and as my time was ending, I noticed that my trainer had donned her special work-out uniform. The top half was sueforum.xxx, and as comfortable for me as a set of nice cushions. The spirited exercises were widely varied and prosecuted with great enthusiasm and expertise. After exhausting all possible stretches, I was totally finished. Should any ask, this experience was one which was definitely to be repeated.

B/F/A/S: 8/7.5/9/8.5 R=Y

 

[Kemo]

In economics, we don't characterize businesses as elastic or inelastic. We speak of elasticity with regard to the demand and/or supply curve. What is being postulated in recent postings here is that the demand curve for the services that AMPs provide is highly elastic. If the demand curve for AMP services were truly elastic, it would mean that a relatively small increase in the cost of those services would result in a relatively large decrease in the quantity of those services demanded.

However we need to keep in mind that there are normally three factors which influence price elasticity of demand for a particular good or service.

The first and perhaps most influential factor which influences demand price elasticity is the availability of substitutes. The classic example given to explain this is that if the price of coffee were to go up, people could switch to tea. So in this instance the demand curve for coffee would be characterized as elastic. However with AMP services, there are few if any substitutes for what is available at an AMP, unless you are the kind of guy who likes SW's or escorts, which I maintain is not the case for most AMP afficianados.

The second factor which is important in determining the elasticity of demand for a good or service is the amount of income available to spend on it. This must be considered in relation to the increase in the cost of that good or service. I maintain that for the average AMP-goer, an increase of say $20 or even $40 per visit is a negligible increase and will likely not cause consumers to reduce their demand for this service.

The third factor in determining demand elasticity is time. For example, if the price of petroleum products were to rise, in the long run, people could moderate their demand for the product by buying more fuel-efficient cars, driving less, car-pooling, etc. But they could not do this overnight. I maintain that with respect to the AMP industry, time does not serve to make the demand curve elastic.

QED, the demand curve for AMP services is not highly elastic.

LexLuther

 

[dorkydes]

The link doesn't work. Could you please re-submit it?

 

[you love to hate me]

Droped by Sun, during big game at MCI, place disserted, drew Jennifier, everyting on menu, stayed extra 15 minutes, left with a silly smile on my face. Mamasan fussed at me for taking so long. Only got this treatment cuz am regular who stoped by on very slow nite. Cover broke so I got break to recover and prolonge session. Would have like a little more on rear but looks were 8. She was early 30's . everything clean. I brough my own enthusiam. Would repeat by why when so much talent out there. Would not stay at Sun and wait given reviews from others of rush job.

 

[Uchiha Itachi]

Don't you guys think it's odd that Nana would suddenly know how to use a computer, let alone seem to have such a competent grasp of the English language?