Massage Parlor Reports

[joewillgo]

Correct - we already knew that. But now that the media and government know it, hopefully things will return to "normal".

 

[ruth]

Last night Le visited 3 spa's. It is election time folks!, subsequently they have closed temporarily. Good news is skyforever gives great service!

 

[DAMIAN]

I have had some luck in Dallas. The raunchy strip clubs on Harry Hines are fun and there are a couple of AMPs up there.

I just got back from LA, the local erotic market news (forgot the name, but it is free everywhere) lists a lot of AMPs by part of the city. They also have "hostess clubs", which from the intel are not what they used to be.

I didn't partake, but I did some research prior to going.

 

[chris b]

Well lads, as I mentioned in an earlier post I headed to DC for the weekend. I ended up having a decent time, but it took a lot of walking to get there. I'm very glad I was wearing comfortable shoes.

I started by walking up 10th to scope out 520 and 524. True to earlier posts, both look closed up tight. Continuing a couple blocks to 602 11th, I found that building completely gutted and full of construction equipment. Safe to say that one should be dropped from everyone's list. It will probably end up being "luxury condos" or some other bad investment.

Next up, I wandered past 1413 K. I didn't go all the way down the stairs, but everything looked completely dark and closed. Then I continued to 1333 Green, which was also closed with a "renovations" sign on the door.

So far, everything was exactly as expected according to recent reviews, but since I had tons of time, I figured it was worth seeing for myself.

On to places where I thought there was a better chance of stuff being open. I walked to Vermont Therapy, which seemed open by all appearances from the outside. Outside door was open to the stairs going up. There was even one of those small signs with the movable lettering listing the hours. However, sitting outside at a massageplanete table was a clean-cut muscular guy on a cell phone facing the door. In light of recent LE activity and not knowing what the general climate is like in DC, I decided to play it safe and walk around the block just to make sure he wasn't uncle Leo. Upon coming around for another pass at the cross street, I caught him looking right at me. Maybe I'm being overly cautious here, but I decided to go somewhere else.

I decided to head to Therapy at M. I haven't seen too many posts on the subject, but enough to get the location anyway. Coincidentally, I passed by Jasmine on the way there. My understanding is that there are two establishments at this location, but I only saw signage for Therapy at M upon my arrival. I rang the bell, and the door clicked almost instantaneously. Someone must have good reactions in there.

I proceeded up the stairs, following the large, prominent signs in the hallway. At the top I was ushered in by a woman who looks like she has been around since the Gojoseon Kingdom. Place was ok. Oddly decorated with a lot of Redskins carpeting.

A few minutes later a young-ish (early 30s) woman came in. Not especially attractive, but a very sizable rack. She collected the house fee and told me to undress, then led me to the TS. She performed a very thorough and pleasant TS, paying all the right attention to all the right places. However, it got a little weird when in the middle of the TS the aforementioned ancient woman came in naked so that the younger girl could spray her down as she crouched on the floor. Very odd.

After getting dried off, we returned to the room. She asked me if I wanted "everything. " Since that's not really my thing, I said no and that I wanted the hands only. She motioned the corresponding hand gesture to confirm. She then said $100 at which point I laughed out loud. She settled on $50, which I realize is still higher than the going rate in DC, but hey. It's cheaper than up north for the most part.

I assumed she was going to stick around to give the massage, which would have been. Ok. Instead, she left and a MUCH hotter girl came in. She said her name was Cindy. Her face was not the greatest, but her body was unbelievable. Thin, tight and toned with small titties. Just my type, so I was happy.

The massage itself was disappointing and very abbreviated. Maybe 5 minutes at the most. Then the flip and she went right to work. After complimenting my equipment, she did a fine job getting me riled up and allowed quite a lot of roaming. To finish up, she got into it with some good moaning and dirty talk.

Overall, I'd say the experience was decent, if a little odd at times. Definitely different from anything we get up here. Worth a repeat visit the next time I'm in town, but mostly because the talent is better looking than most of New England. Not sure if that's the norm in DC or not.

Happy hunting lads, and don't hesitate to PM me if you're looking for a venue in Boston. They tend to be a little harder to find up here.

 

[Superdave]

Susie,Susie,Susie, The girl seems to love her job. Thanks felow mongers for the great advise.

Rocket out!

 

[Petter]

Anyone ever try? Pm, or over the wires with any info, please.

W ww. Thai massage in dc.

http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/thai-massage-and-deep-tissue-combination/3761694

 

[Sudmeister]

About 10 years back there was a white-girl MP on the top floor of the stone building (old church, ha!) that has the kebob place on the ground floor. It didn't last long. And there was a steamy picture window that faced K street. It is kind of on the same block as the youth hostel, but it was in the kebob building. Not sure if this is the same place, but it was also 10 years ago, not 22.

 

[mystery girl]

You're in the wrong place, That's not a discussion for this forum.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm not usually right but I have to gloat a little here.

Stinks of a politician, and I was right!

Too bad tax payer dollars are going to fund this total waste of cash.

Gangs, murder, rape, etc etc all must be taking a back seat (again???...yeah!)

I'll bet Andrew Jackson that someone complained.

That complaint came from someone who is rich.

Being rich comes with many perks....no speeding tickets, no worries about DWI or similar offenses, tickets to the Wizards or similar games, etc etc.

Plus you get the benefit of having politicians in your pocket, and here we are.

Maybe I'll run for office. Can't hurt.

Cabbie!

PS Be extra safe out there.

 

[vogonsrock]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from July 2007 to September 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 7/12/08

Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House) (61)
====================
Sue - 9/29/07 - DickAllMighty (?)
Michelle - 9/28/07- BigTime3 (+)
??? - 9/28/07 - Bobby M (+)
Cocoa - 9/25/07 - Brdscttech (+)
Cocoa - 9/21/07 - Brdscttech (+)
Susie - 9/21/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Shari - 9/19/07 - Scorpio Rising (+)
June - 8/31/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
Coco - 8/27/07 - Linkletter2420 (+)
Connie - 8/25/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Kay - 8/23/07 - Jack Bones (+)
??? - 8/22/07 - Bseeks (+)
??? - 8/15/07 - Bseeks (?)CH
Kay - 8/14/07 - Pipes (+)
Michelle/Kay - 8/12/07 - Blue Flag (+/+)
Kay - 8/10/07 - Roamin Roman (+)
Kay - 8/7/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
??? (Nari) - 8/7/07 - Ian Dokaebi (+)CH
Julie - 8/7/07 - Mr Bojangles (+)
Kay - 8/1/07 - Gregster (+)
Nari - 7/31/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)CH
Sue - 7/29/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)1333
May - 7/28/07 - Roamin Roman (+)Green
Pink - 7/26/07 - Hawkeye in Md (+)Green
Nari - 7/20/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)CH
Sue - 7/19/07 - Jack Bones (+)
May - 7/17/07 - MrSargent (+)Green/Carriage
Suzie - 7/16/07 - Corsair88 (?)Green
May - 7/16/07 - DCrez (+)GHS
Suzie - 7/16/07 - CabDriver52(+)Green
Misha - 7/12/07 - Jack Bones (+)Green
Pepsi - 7/11/07 - Iceholeg (+)green
Pepsi - 7/5/07 - Max #01 (+)green
Pepsi - 7/10/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)CH
Pepsi - 7/8/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)CH
Suji - 7/8/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (=)CH
Sue - 7/4/07 - Yankovich (+)GHS


Supra (39)
=====
Pepsi - 9/24/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Pepsi - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (-)
Nana - 9/20/07 - Paniki (+)
Nana - 9/18/07 - Horsetrader (-)
Mickey - 9/17/07 - Islandhopper97 (+)
Nana - 9/17/07 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Nana - 9/8/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)
Nana - 9/7/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
nana - 9/3/07 - Hominem (+)
Coco - 8/16/07 - Macphisto (?)
Gigi - 8/16/07 - Original Gster (+)
closed - 8/1/07 - Dj Listro
Suzie - 7/31/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (?)
??? - 7/19/07 - Big Dawg1087 (-)
Suzie - 7/12/07 - Freshly Snipes (
BeBe - 7/9/07 - HotFootTeddy (-)
Coco - 7/5/07 - Freshly Snipes (?) 1333
Coco - 7/2/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)


1413 (14k, sky) (41)
====
Micky - 9/30/07 - Baltimonger (+)
Micky - 9/28/07 - Bobby M (-)
Micky - 9/22/07 - Crew dawg (+)
Suse - 9/16/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Mickey - 9/12/07 - Freebie Bean (+)
Mickey - 9/11/07 - Marcote (+)
Happy - 9/5/07 - Crew Dawg (+)
Young - 8/24/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
Happy - 8/22/07 - Artifackt (+)
Young - 8/15/07 - Ginger Man (?)
Young - 8/10/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Young - 7/27/07 - Paniki (+)
Tina - 7/19/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Young - 7/6/07 - Dr Bombay (-)
Emma - 7/5/07 - Sleazebum (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini) (37)
=========
Connie - 9/19/07 - Scorpio Rising (?)
Lucky - 9/18/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lucky - 9/13/07 - CapeCodCory (?)
Kelly - 9/7/07 - Any Mouse (+)
Lucky - 8/20/07 - Papasan1 (+)
Yo-yo - 8/17/07 - Max Beelyun (?)
Julie - 8/5/07 - RavensFan (-)
June - 7/31/07 - Saiyen (-)
Coco/Bebe - 7/29/08 - Navy One (-/+)
Yuki - 7/28/07 - Sam 69 (+)
Coco - 7/22/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Coco - 7/21/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Nana - 7/13/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Nana - 7/12/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Coco - 7/11/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Tara - 7/8/07 - Houkahhokum - (?)


Royal (22)
=====
Judy - 9/7/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Bebe - 9/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
CeCce - 9/3/07 - Bubba Ray (+)
Bebe - 9/3/07 - Superman06 (+)
Hana - 8/24/07 - Big Daddy Done (+)
Hana - 8/23/07 - Ian Dokaebi (+)
Yumi - 8/7/07 - Mr Bojangles (-)
Yumi - 8/3/07 - Dis Joint (?)
Anna - 7/13/07 - Big Dawg 1087 (+)
Anna - 7//07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)
Jenny - 7/4/07 - Big Dawg1087 (+)


Happiness (han-sol)(10)
=========
Yong - 9/28/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
hana - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (+)
Angie - 9/14/07 - Bildo (+)
CeCe - 8/31/07 - VanDriver (+)
Nikki - 8/22/07 - Saiyen (+)
CeCe - 8/10/07 - LoveLOS (?)
CeCe - 8/4/07 - Getrich (?)
Hana - 8/2/07 - Big Dawg1087 (+)

1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
=========================
Lucky - 7/11/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Lucky - 7/9/07 - EightTrack65 (+)
Lilly - 7/6/07 - Iceholeg (+)

H&H (2)
===
??? - 9/6/07 - Freshly Snipes (?)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (2)
===============
??? - 9/26/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)

Thearpy @ M street
==================
Lilly - 7/13/07 - Chaz (?)

Paradise
========
Honey - 8/23/07 - Digger2 (+)

Ziegfield's
===========
??? - 7/1/07 - Seven Eleven (+)

Electronic sheep
================
multiple names, no addys - 8/15/07 - Android ()all dreams

Youngs/venus (2352) (4)
===================
Yuri - 9/28/07 - Fatpig (?)

Rio (olympic) (9)
=============
Jade - 9/11/07 - Nova Guy (?)





Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Cindy - 9/28/07 - BigTime3 (+) near Hard Rock
Sue - 9/26/07 - DickallMighty (-)
Angel - 9/23/07 - Paychex (-)510
Cherry or peaches - 9/22/07 - Marlo (?)4th floor
Sonny - 9/16/07 - Xsailor (+) near U st
Jay - 9/12/07 - Dr Bombay (+)Rio?
Kaylee - 9/7/07 - Va2006 (-) M st
Kay - 9/2/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)
Tina - 8/28/07 - BigTime3 (?)
Eliza - 7/26/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Phoebe - 7/24/07 - Hit and Run (+) M street
Suzie - 7/23/07 - Navy One (?)
Suzie - 7/21/07 - Islandhopper97 (+)1333
bebe - 7/19/07 - EightTrack65 (?) M st, not sure which one
??? - 7/3/07 - VanDriver (+)


Outside the city
================
+++++++++++++++
Sakura
======
Apple - 7/16/07 - MrSargent (+)



Not Posted on this quarter
==========================
GBT (3), 1818 (1), Eye bar (1), K spa (1), castle (boss,1716 I) (1), Jasmines (1)


Closed Locations
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Neverland (was sun, R.I.P.), 617K (mirage, magic) (1), Sun (29), Ok (8)


Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[iloveu21222]

I think the AMPs are going to have to change the way they operate in view of the latest problems. Not to mention the fact that the Washington Post no longer takes their ads, which I think hurt a lot.

Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.

 

[Lexicographer]

Went Star gazing last night and saw the constellation Diana. She does have a pretty face as previously reviewed but I think she's into her third decade. Nevertheless, she still delivers and service is great, considering the options out there. I took a long hiatus from the hobby, as most of us did, due to events by our uncles in more recent history but I'm pretty optimistic these days that our hobby is on its way back.

PS

It seems that my travel agent is advertising again for the Olympics in Rio! I still have good memories when I was last there.

 

[prennk]

I did google the link and it was an interesting read. I only get to go up to the DC area once every few months or so. So can any "regular" tell us out of towners what places are open? I use to go to Downtown and the one across from Archibalds on M st. I tried the one next door from Camalots strip club once. All of these places have been posted by me. I am planning on being up in DC late or mid March. Maybe I will have to try MD - I hope not. Thanks and be safe.

 

[Kate B]

A pickle...no doubt about it.

Vacation I think means a couple of things.

1) Girl is gone, mama has been paid off and she split. Maybe she'll be getting married, maybe it's time to move and get on with her life. In any event she's gone. History babe. I've seen it with Sun when the Sun was still rising.

2) On a real vacation. She's saved enough $$ to head back to the old country and visit loved ones. Maybe someone's sick or has died. To my knowledge respect for the elders and the ones that have passed is very big in Asian culture. If she's on a real vacation maybe she'll be back but in my experience she's on to maybe another location or will show in another city under. A different name. I think most of us have seen this. Different hair color, maybe bigger boobs, whatever. But she's still around. It's time to hunt and FIND her. Seen it with CPHC and OK spa. Funny. Both are gone. Miss them both.

3) She's been moved. Not by her choice but she's been sent to another location. Maybe she's not earning her keep, not good for business. Whatever. In any event, she's gone.

Hope it helps.

Cabbie!

 

[Jock]

While there are four *'s in "Loop", you may be right about that anyway--Robie is about the only guy I know who would fuck a "2" with his own dick...

LL

 

[brennanc]

Hadn't been to DC in a while so I decided to make a day of it.

First stop was the carriage house where I drew Sue. She was a little bit older than I would prefer but the massage was great and she really got into the main event. Overall I would give the experience a 7. 5 and probably wouldn't repeat.

Feeling refreshed I grabbed some lunch and a couple of beers, hit the ATM, and on to the next stop.

The second stop was awesome and ranks up there with some of my best from pre-BW. She had a great attitude, in her mid to late 20s, hot body, everything was great. I wish I would've stopped here first because I would've just returned later for another hour instead of going somewhere else. Actually it was so great I'm not going to give any info about her, sorry.

 

[Navy ACC]

Is we don't know the AMP!!!!

Just yanking your chain....;-)

 

[gh_alban27]

Why is that a "lol"? And do you even give a shit that you make things harder for the rest of us when you act like that?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I will be arriving at Washington-Dulles airport on Friday and only have 2-3 hrs to play. Can you guys direct me to any massage parlors near there. I dont wanna go into dc since Friday traffic probably gonna make me miss my plane.

Thanks,

Henry

 

[PRELUDE]

Looks like Supra might indeed be heading back to it's golden days; the days that I used to frequent it back between 2001-2003 before it shut down then reopened. The time when business was booming and the girls were pretty.

Had a great service with Susie, Monday. Around 9-ish pm. Had to wait for the TS because, like I said, businesss was booming for some reason that day. The doorbell was ringing off the hinges. At one point I think they stopped opening, or even going to the door probably because the number of girls couldn't accomadate the monger flow. Too hectic in there for a line up, so I took what was available. Snagged Susie. Pretty- 'barely legal look'. Early twenties, A cups, tiny frame, not much hips either but very nice feet. Yeah, I'm a feet/Legs guy. Said she had been there a month. Why is it ANYTIME I ask how long they've been there, it's always a month? Anyhow finally got to the TS where she accomadated me with a soapy HJ. But not to completion. Back at the room got a very 'powerful' massage. A bit rough at times, and she was very strong for her size. But overall. Good. On the flip side she did the body to body massage thing, whispered in my ear that magic question, where I opted for the $80 service; she was a dictionary definition of a spinner, not much to grab onto- like I like 'them, so the service I opted for was a bit more appealling to me.

She worked it from several postions; while I stood and she sat on the bed; with me laying down, to finally with me once again standing and her on the floor on her knees but the geyser would just would not erupt. She teasingly replied that " He doesn't like me? ! ? " but I just assured her I was just a little tied from work. Finally got the job done via a HJ. I tried to convince her, for an additional Jackson, to lick some of that batter off her fingers but she wasn't going for it. Hey, nothing wrong with asking, right? Helped me dress, and out I was in about 45 minutes.

Funny thing I saw when I exited the room was mamasan standing right outside another rooms door, shaking her head in embarassment. Whomever was in there, was having the time of their life because out in the hallway, you could hear them BOTH moaning at the top of their lungs; whomever you are, keep it down next time!

Would not repeat, only because I don't usually go for the spinners but for those that 'like them small', she'll probably be your cup of tea.

Susie.

TS: 8
Face: 8
Body: 4
Massage: 9
Service: 9
Attitude: 8

Mr. Snipes aka G13