Massage Parlor Reports

[Doctor]

I have searched for a while on Erotic MP and MP Reviews, i was unable to find anything outside of Erotic MP.

Which site were you using?

 

[~Tabitha~ :)]

Henry,
Where have you been? It's been gone for 2 years.

Van

 

[Pompal 09.]

Isn't the new DC police chief a woman? Do you think that could have a hand in these recent busts? Also, what do you guys think about the fact that these busts seem to be happening with little fanfare as opposed to cleanups in the past where the police would hold some big news conference about how they were stopping some sort of big sex slave ring or whatever?

 

[Pompal 09.]

You will have to try MD if you are looking for anything substantial in extras. There may be 1 or 2 special places in the more remote areas of Nova (Woodbridge, Sterling, Dulles). But even in MD several of the better shops have either been closed or closed themselves for safety. There are a few places in MD worth a look.

 

[Candy B]

Go there!

Take EXACTLY $160.00 in CASH with you. NO MORE and NO LESS!

If asked if you have been there before it is okay to lie and say you have been if you are good at lying. They can usually tell someone is lying so use your own judgement.

As soon as your provider joins you in the room give her the whole $160 and that should settle any money issues.

Undress quickly and go with the flow!

review back here what happens.

And RTFF RTFF RTFF RTFF rinse and repeat...

JJ

 

[Recipe4Living]

Yep, that's a totally different universe. Do you know whether Eden is still open in Bangkok?

 

[Mr. Fantastic]

Went to the green gas station last night at 10:59 pm. On my way downstairs san met me and said "verwy busy right now". I asked what time to come back and she said I waited too late and it's almost closing. As I rubbed my lower back I explained but my back hurts. She said " you have to go to massage parlor; no massage here; only body stretching; sorwy cannot help you; sooorwy, soorwy" and as I walked back upstairs to leave she continued "sooooooooorwy! Soooooooorwy!" WTF?

 

[MOMMY SINCE 07-31-09]

yeah you would be. closed.

 

[Brittany Reid]

With all due respect, bribery is fairly rampant on the NYPD, especially when it comes to venues paying protection money. I would find hard to believe that a single situation would set-off the FBI. Now, when members of the NYPD perform contract killings for the mafia -- they gets the attention of the FBI.

 

[DrZoidberg]

I have been following this board for intelligence for a while now, but I have never given anything back. For exact reasons unknown to even myself, I have decided to post about a very controversial subject.

Maybe it's because I want to brag, maybe it's because I want to vent, maybe it's because I want to share. I'm not quite sure, but it is what it is.

These are my bareback (BBBJ and BBFS) stories and theories on how they occur. Note that I'm not going to include stories for girls who regularly give BBBJ.

My posts will not be for the squeamish or anyone who plans to live a long life. I have already chosen short-term pleasure over long-term health. An idiot, you might call me, but that is why I have used the nickname the "Grim Reaper".

Anyhow, I am just writing in a stupor right now, but off the top of my head, here are some standard guidelines for getting BBBJ and BBFS:

1. You must look clean (duh).
2. The girl must genuinely enjoy your companionship (not about the money).
3. Do NOT ask for BBFS! You will be rejected and possibly banned from the place.

There are always exceptions to the rule. I will try to expand upon my points with anecdotes.

Note that while I may appreciate responses and PMs, I won't ever give a reply. So here goes.

 

[corvette!!]

I think this one is actually calling herself Gucci. So if she is homeless she will at least have a very nice purse and some bling to go with it!

Stay safe,

af

PS Thanks for the hangul lesson JJ

 

[Ot paype]

Haven't visited a DC MP in a long time, and from reading reviews here, gathered that the options are few. I remembered visiting H & H in the past and how it was hit or miss depending upon the visit, but when good could be quite good, so I decided to take a chance and report back here, as I'm new to this board and want to make my contribution. Layla, the san, is still there after all these years. Actually seemed to remember me though its been a couple of years at least. Pickings were slim, only one girl available, and according to her only one other working that night, Friday. She said there are sometimes as many as 4 or 5 working, especially daytime, when things are busier. Name was Janina, from Peru appears early 30s, friendly but with limited English skills. Offered me shower in the room where the (now non functional) flotation tank sits. Asked if I wanted massage soft medium or hard, I chose medium then got a really light massage. After light massage, other services that have been typical of this place. House fee is. 8. Not sure if I will repeat, as not sure what the full extent of the talent offered here is. On this night, was only one option. As this is my first report on this site, I'm not sure what additional details are appropriate, so for now will keep it brief. Any helpful advice from Sr members is appreciated.

 

[Annabell C.]

PHX013,
Welcome to the board. Now that you have de-cloaked, I hope you will contribute tidbits from your knowledge of the DC Amp scene.

But I do have some really bad news brotha...[post=499897]she did some serious cheating on you[/post] , and York, Lax, JJJ and BT3 could have (and have) shared some sobering stories to those of us who may have come under her hypnosis and believed anything she may have said in the heat of passion or the bliss of aftermath. That girl is the best actress in the world, which is why I am glad to plunk down my coinage again to become the love of her life for another short hour. Yes, Bebe LoveLOS is my ATF and I read the D/I review with interest, but could not imagine his Bebe could be "our" Bebe, still any Coco or Bebe review probably needs to be checked out by one of the real Bebe's "elect."

I have a riddle for the board, There is a winner's prize listed below. We will use real-world, Oct 2007 AMP stats as reviewed on this board for the answer to the quiz question:

Situation:
You are well read monger and experienced DC. You want to fuck a Korean girl, a real beauty. Word has it her name is Bebe, and she works at a place on Wisconsin Ave.

Question:
Where would you go?

Clue:
There is only one answer. Think about it.​

Prize:
The winner, should he choose to go, will receive a 90% chance* to spend a wonderful hour with a beautiful Korean girl who calls herself Bebe, and has a 10% chance** of being THE Bebe (and reviewing back). Oh yes, this is at your own expense, but according to D/I you would still be a winner no matter who the Bebe happens to be. Be.

LoveLOS

*Chances listed are a W.A.G. and depend on if you get you ass off the office chair and head out to ASAP.
**Another W.A.G. but this factors in the fact that Bebe has graced DC with her services at least three times, including two different locations and under two different names.

 

[Hank Hill]

Sarang,

Congratulations to you and Mrs. Haeyo.

 

[rockylad_75]

Well after the last 2 days of failures with 14k and 13k, I almost chose to not try again and surf CL for an outcall which I've never done and don't know much about but I was getting desperate. Lucky for me, I decided to try downtown one last time. I went by 14k first because its easy to tell if its closed by just walking by and seeing the golden padlock. Which was on and locked. So I strolled over to 13k to see what excuse mamasan would give me today. I rang, mamasan answered. And let me in! Yes! I immediately asked if Nana was there before she said could say something like she did yesterday with the flu comment and try to send me packing again. She took me to #3, called for Nana and a few minutes later. There she was! And man is she 1000x better than what's offered in my hometown. Pretty face and a smokin' body. She asked how I knew her and I told her that she has excellent reviews on the internet. She was curious about what people were saying and was excited to hear that many people gave her great reviews. During the TS (which was thorough and extremely pleasant), she was very friendly and talkative. And she did say that they were actually closed Tu and Wed. According to her, sometimes they close in the day and sometimes at night and sometimes they don't open at all but she wasnt sure why. At any rate, back in the room. She starts the massage which was nice and relaxing. Then I see in the mirror that she is removing her top. Followed by the bottoms. She climbed on me and starting kissing my back, very soft and sweet then gave me a few minutes of BS without oil though which was nice. On the flip, she started with a nice HJ then added to it with some super vigorous bls. I asked if I could indulge and we moved into a north/south. Her skills were top-notch! I finished this way and honestly thought for a minute that it was BBBJ, but noticed later that at some point she slipped the cover on (which is cool with me, I expect that. But her skill was such that I really couldn't tell)! While in North/South, I got her worked up so much that she was grinding away on my mouth and her legs were convulsing. Which was hot. The session was so invigorating that I popped with time to spare. But she didn't hesitate to try her hardest on giving me a 2nd HE. I finally called the show off after awhile because nowdays, a second shot from me would take a looonnngg time, not like when I was a teen and could finish 10 times a day. She kept up with the vigorous bls all the way to the end though. She finished with hot towels, mouth-wash for me, and helped me get dressed. Also, on the way out, mamasan was super nice. She touched my cheeks and said "such a pretty face, you come back OK". Yikes! Me thinks mamasan wants some!

If I can swing it before I leave town, I will definitely revisit ms. Nana and see if I can try out her FS.

Also, on a side note. The last time I saw anyone at 14k was Tuesday as an old asian woman (I don't think it was mamasan though because she seemed kinda timid), an MG (with a suitcase), and a late 40's/early 50's white guy (also with a suitcase) were leaving and relocking the gate. I asked if they were closed for the night and they said yes. That was the only time I have seen life at 14k in the last 3 days.

On a second side note. None of this really happened. It was all a dream!

 

[lbaker2656]

Hi

Possiable with some directions for an oversea visitor to DC?

Thanks

 

[David H]

Oh for the good old days when I could get a good back rub in DC by a pretty asian gal in a spa. Today especially, since I've got a sore neck and back. I don't care so much about extras. Just those experienced hands. Bummer.

 

[glendiva1968]

To the fellow Bebe fans (screw the haters), she's back...

1) Star
2) Bebe
3) Two thumbs up!
4) http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=761324#post761324

 

[little big mama]

For some reason, she is having a hard time keeping girls there. If you know her, she will give you her cell number, and you can set it up. It is worth the trip.

 

[ayrond A]

With all the diseases available to us now it seems to me that a bare back FS is just begging for one!

I hope most of us are more sensible and responsible than this one who demands bare back FS like he does.

I wonder what diseases he might be passing on to our girls? I wonder how many abortions he is responsible for?

BBBJ is virtually risk free compared to poking bare back. The acids in her mouth kill most of the disease bugs that may be around but, even so, if you have a scratch or zipper nick on your stuff you might catch something that way too.

Bare back is just foolish and no good for anyone concerned except the one you left at home while out messing around. Save all the bareback doings for her alone!

Keep it covered! If not for yourself then for the one who warms your bed every night at home.

I am not impressed with reviews of these unsafe acts and I doubt anyone else is.

I'm not looking for arguments and I will not address this subject again unless there is another flood of such reviews. I will not argue about it either.

BE SMART! PLAY SAFE!

JJ