Massage Parlor Reports

[unnga]

DC is one of the few places where you can dispute a ticket by mail. You might want to look at that.

 

[Nowhere Man]

I have been out of the country for a while, and in catching up on recent reviews, I came across a bunch more of Grim Reaper's fantasies. I see that others have already commented on them, but I wanted to add that as soon as I see them I find them to be complete crap. In many years of mongering I've had three occasions of BBBJCIM. Grim Reaper would have us believe it happens to him three times a day. It's like reading Penthouse Forum (does that still exist)? You know it is all fiction, but if it's well written and an interesting story, you read it anyway, as you would any good fiction. But Grim Reaper's posts have a very similar theme, and are not at all interesting. Now, as soon as I see he wrote the post, I just skip it and move on. There is no point in wasting my time reading that poorly written bs.

 

[x :) x]

Absolutely correct. It's so simple and obvious.

 

[Pompal 09.]

What do you say when they want more? Last two times and two different places they said the "1" not enough -after I gave'em the house fee "6". They were rather adamant and I wasn't leaving without service so I gave in.

 

[Sloopie Mcguvna]

From the Washington Post (commenting of Police street cameras):

The cameras are in public places, clearly marked with the D.C. police logo. But Arthur B. Spitzer, legal director of the Washington office of the American Civil Liberties Union, said he remains concerned about privacy. Spitzer said police will be observing more average, law-abiding people who are unaware they are being watched.

Spitzer said there is also a danger of officers "zooming in on attractive women or engaging in idle curiosity."

And what would Eliot say?

 

[Nawwhhs]

In my short time as a member of this fine forum I have come to realize that most things are possible at AMPs. Heck, I've even experienced many of the topics on this board. However, there is one topic that I have neither experienced nor read about. Perhaps I haven't RTFF'd back far enough but I am wondering about multiple pops for the standard fee at an AMP.

Has anyone experienced it? Better yet and recommendations for therapists that will allow it? I originally thought this may be against the rules because of course the establishment wants to make as much $$ as possible. BUT. I am sure it has happened before, especially with people dating these women.

I also want to know if there is any way of talking to mama to find a therapist that has moved to another city. I'm missing Mya from supra bad and coco (only there a short time) from green. I think Mya's back in NY and I'd like to find out where she's working. Coco, on the other hand I believe is somewhere on the west coast so I guess she's a lost cause. I guess I'm probably being silly for asking as there are probably a thousand Coco's and Mya's running around out there. I'll never forget how confusing it was weeks ago with all the Nanas. Any consolation would be appreciated. Keep hope alive!

 

[onetuffgirl]

I agree completely. In 10+ years this is the worst I have seen it. I don't know who is paying for these ones. I found two spas open last week and both offered older providers. I left after requesting to see all the staff and being shown nothing but older staff. I politely declined and left.

 

[Smoochy "Tin Machine"]

Did you at least get her name?

This is the reason why alot of girls ask / demand and count the 'tip' upfront.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was pretty new herself.

Did you tell them you had been there before? They probably figured you knew how things worked already.

Like other's have said, go back and make it right. I'm quite sure because of your mistake, you ruined the rest of her day, and thus every customer she had after you, because of her now. Not so trusting attitude.

 

[oden13]

Oh my brothers, been going for the old in-out at the local Milk Bars I see! Dining at the Stars and Munching on the Fuzzy Warbles...

All the while your fellow droog has been exploring the gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. The next time you plan a surprise visit Scorpie-boy, I'll be happy to unload me gulliver and share my discoveries...

Vidi well...

LL - Your PM awaits...

 

[johnb693]

I visited Place de Paula a few times in the days leading up to Xmass. I have never left that place disappointed, and Paula was so nice, that she gave me a Xmass gift of fancy soap. Nice touch. The bow to present it is humbling.

 

[El Chahusitle]

Who gives their email address to someone they don't care to see again?

This does not compute.

 

[bella blue]

Perhaps part of the problem is this area couldn't support such a glut of amps.Unlike the surrounding area,the ladies worked,ate and slept at these places for a diminishing return for services.Moving to a more profitable area or going independent makes more sense.We mongers,simply had too many choices for them to raise their prices.I think things will eventually balance out.There is money to be made.There just has to be a new business model.We mongers will have to contribute more to get quality services.

 

[RayHere]

Are you trying set some sort of record for posts in one week?

PC out

 

[joeben7]

Sampled the Russian offerings not worth the time and effort $.20 for half hour, better providers in area for those prices.

Massage 2.

Looks 7.

Finish 2.

Happy hunting

 

[Manushi G]

I can only agree about all of your concerns. Last time I was there (think: broad daylight) I was a bit nervous. It seems the locals are interested in everything that goes on. After dark I was a bit paranoid about getting mugged.

Hear hear with your concerns.

Cabbie!

 

[Aqua]

Been wanting to check out the above-named location for quite a while. Followed some very good advice about how to find the place. Was introduced to the waif-like Pepsi. The TS was average, with the notable exception of using a brand-new wash cloth rather than the community sponge. Back in the little corner of the green, she bent and twisted every nook & cranny in this ol' bod while humming along to the best hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s on WASH-FM.

When all was revealed, she was as tight as a drum and was an all-natural girl. I had a long drink of Pepsi, after which we talked about missionaries and then walked the family dog.

The score was all 8's. An interesting aspect to visiting the green during the day was the construction project right across from the green with lots of construction workers wishing they could also have a drink of Pepsi.

 

[I love yanking your chain]

Can you elaborate a little more on the Ethiopian lady's looks and body? I personally think that slim Ethiopian women are the most beautiful in the world, it is when they put on the weight that they look plain to me. If you just don't like the Ethiopian look at all, I can accept that.

 

[Tim J]

I have also been arguing that we all need to pay more. I have heard of some guys paying .7 for grade A ass. I know it seems like you got a deal, all you really got is a girl who thinks she got ripped off. Grade A ass won't take that for long.

These girls a not smoked out Streetwalkers. They are very aware of economics and markets. They are extremely mobile, and are under a lot of pressure.

If it makes you feel better think of the money you save from not having to pretend you love the ho. For those that play the dating game, you probably spend a lot more for a lot less.

My worst nightmare is having to go back to the days of pretending to love a ***** that I really just want to bang.

 

[sensible_man]

Whoa, I think you hit the nail on the head.

For me, being married to one is enough. I need time away from her and I make my escape to the AMPs.

BTW, I'll be going to the Dominican Republic (first time) next week, solo. I'm hoping for an insane mongering experience.

 

[rosan]

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]