Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Your contributions have been stellar.

Wish you all a safe celebration and look forward to many more posts in the future.

DN

 

[kisseslikepearls]

I have to agree with Dr. Bomb's experience with Nana on 9th street. Mine was similar except:
- Probably the best TS I ever had - long and soapy with lots of attention everwhere.
- Massagi was heavy, knees and back walking - it hurt soooooo good.

Other than that his description is on the mark. She is amazing. Great session, will repeat. Sr members can PM for more details.

XS

 

[Pritzooo:D]

Did a little driving and checking this week and this is what I found -- first hand.

Green 1333 - Sign on door, closed for remodeling.

14k - Light on downstairs, but access closed by iron gate. Didn't try to open the gate.

520 - No answer at buzzer

524 - Door CHAINED shut.

Connecticut (sakura?..I forget) - door locked, security person standing in front of the door keeping an eye out on the bar scene.

Olympia (or Olympic anyway 10th and R and S street area) Buzzed ringer, no answer.

Drove by 617, World Spa, and some other places since I figured what the heck, but they'ved been closed for a long time or torn down and a new building in its place.

Was going to head up to Vermont, but it was getting too late by that time and wanted more than a rub and tug. Have had not so great experiences at 1815, and didnt feel like driving down to 1818, maybe next week or something

How depressing.

If anyone knows of something open that is of the usual fair that we used to have, please feel free to PM. Am a senior member, but lost my last name due to a glitch on my end (bad memory) and couldn't get it back.

 

[johnevanwinston]

Well it was fun while it lasted. Another round of closings will occur, the scene will die down for a while and eventually come back. That's what always happens.

 

[bunz88]

I'll be in DC on Monday with some free time and have a question about pricing. Re location and girls, yeah, I've been RTFF -- I'm not lazy. But a lot of the posts don't list pricing, and I get the sense you guys pay less than we do in Atlanta (go figure).

Here in the ATL -- and you can check the Atlanta forum for my creds -- the tip is a MINIMUM $.2 (and only then if you've found a steady girl, or you dig in on pricing but then are prepared to accept a mechanical, rushed session). Most of the girls expect $.6 but will settle for $.4. And then we have a couple of "all star" locations where the girls are all goddesses and, knowing it, push for $$ or even $$$ (I kid you not).

But I see references here to .8 and no more than $.2. I don't want to overpay. Just had a session with a goddess and she drained my wallet. But was worth it. Three days later, still in afterglow.

 

[Steve H]

Called Royal, they answered and told me they were open. Too tired when I got in from Mexico to check it out.

LL

 

[Wockii]

Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she
was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.

 

[Pompal 09.]

For those of you guys trying to keep Orange under wraps, I think that they have taken the initiative and posted up the info on their own anyway.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/942575224.html

ORANGE SPA! Eastern Market/Capital Hill. Next to Metro. Relieve your stress & relax your body. Dry sauna & shower available. #202-544-6888.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think it's time to discard the games people play regarding how much various things cost. I have never seen the point in it. From now on, let's just call $100 $100. Nobody benefits from the games people are playing with this.

These girls are risking everything to do what they do. They risk their freedom, their health (both physical and mental) , and God knows what else. In exchange for that, they deserve to get at least whatever the going rate is. Granted some of them will try to get you to pay more. Sometimes that extra amount is warranted. That is up to you. But to my knowledge, the going rate has been the going rate for many years. So none of us should feel we are paying too much. In those years, all other costs have gone up. Gas, medicines, food, prices of cars, etc. These girls have to live too. Lets make sure they get what they deserve.

LexLuther

 

[AZMI]

Did sun really went down? Haven't been back there since last year, well, it does sux to hear another one of the better place went down. (still miss cpch the most)

Anyway, after hearing the sad news I decide to stop by neverland to see the fairy so she can make my day better. Of couse, she did.

LL, it was very nice of you helping out with info to our the hero who protect our country. But I m afraid now that people will use that as an excuse to get info from us (mostly from you).

 

[deroflame]

How can you walk with such big balls? You are really showing them off coming in here newbie and asking such questions!

DO SOME RESEARCH If you do not have time to do your own research then you do not have time to visit one of the good sites!

Go away!

OR RTFF and then be welcomed!

JJ

 

[Zorro]

My motto is the best actress wins©!! Read this one!

And that, my good friend, is going to have to be another LL trademarked and copyrighted phrase. Be careful about using the Memorex thing too, I think there is a © on that one...

And yes, I am a lucky motherfucker!

LoveLOS

Best actress wins ©2007 LoveLOS. First used in this review.

 

[Femme fatale]

I surely hope you did NOT mean $200.00!! If so, you paid DOUBLE!

JJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

You showed up at 11pm they close at 12a, all the girls were working so what is so hard to understand?

When they tell you that, it means all the girls have a customer and they won't finish before 11:30pm so you can't even get a 30 min session. No reason to be upset about it, don't wait until the final hour and show up at a spa, because this actually happens quite frequently.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am thinking about visiting 14k, what is the best time for a visit such that its not crowded.

 

[and improved!]

Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.

Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.

My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Wamassageplanet.netury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.

 

[realst1]

This place has since been long gone. The owner closed this place and opened another place under a different name also in DC.

Ian

 

[FliPp_Havok_13]

A quick phone calls tells me that the famous Leesa (?) is no longer working at this establishment. Anyone know where she went?

 

[Georgia_xo]

Here's my take after talking to one of the girls. So note that this is just one opinion (mixed with mine).

The problem is we're so overly concerned about keeping the rates down while pissing and moaning if we don't get a full hour that girls are starting to get two impressions about the DC area:

1. Customers are too demanding.
2. Customers are cheapskates.

Combine that with a smaller customer base due to decreased advertising, and also that for some reason, we like to keep the better girls "secret" (thus essentially robbing her of potential tips from new customers), and you've got a mediocre situation in DC.

In California, the AMPs have all died out and girls work at AAMPs where it's $160 for 30 minutes and $200 for the full hour, $60 still being the house fee (so girls make $100 for half hour and $140 for full hour). Meanwhile, check out the reviews in Atlanta and Florida to see what kind of shitty service guys are getting (a whole lot worse than what we complain about) while giving up anywhere from $120 at minimum to $200 on top of the house fee. And believe it or not, these girls with "shitty service" are the same girls we used to all fawn over in 2006 about how great their attitude and services were.

Want proof that's more local? Check out these two ads:

http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-cs4-rie1.htm
http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-christine79-christine1.htm

These two girls used to work at DC AMPs in the past. None of us would have had problems giving them straight 9's and 10's across the board. Then they realized, "Hey, this is fucking stupid. Why am I working from 10AM to 4AM, 7 days a week, getting $100 per customer just like that ugly hag over there?"

While I'm not so sure they are worth $250 or $300 per hour, I know they were definitely worth more than $160.

Solution? If there is a girl you like, tip her more.

$100 is the minimum. Not the maximum. There's no reason that a younger spinner with a good personality should get paid the same as an older, fatter lady. Unless you want to be stubborn and believe you're "keeping prices down".

Don't be misinformed and think that you're doing the rest of us a favor by "keeping prices down". No, you're doing the complete opposite. You're helping to drive a girl away to better opportunities in other places. It doesn't have even have to be that much as we have the advaneforum.xxxe over Atlanta and Florida in terms of location (girls get to save on transportation costs). Tip just $20 more if you see a hot girl. I guarantee you that if each and every one of us tipped just one extra Jackson, suddenly we'd have the hottest and best girls again.

Also make sure to spread the word about any lovely girls you might meet. You're not just helping the rest of us, you're doing a direct favor to the girl herself who came to DC to make money, not to just service you, and only you, a couple of times a week.

Check out the AMPs in Detroit or Chicago if you want to see how far DC could potentially fall. There's a reason that the girls who work in massage parlors in those cities and rural areas are a lot uglier than the ones who used to work in DC that currently work in New York, California, Atlanta, and Florida.

Think about it. Hint, it's green and made of paper.

 

[Mark P]

Hey LL...or are you the ghost of LL with a friendly haunting? LOL. I posted a suggestion for you on the NY board. Have fun!