Massage Parlor Reports

[She is my Sunshine]

AD,

That's the worst news I have heard since I woke this morning. All kidding aside, I am damn disappointed b/c I was going to head down to the Caps game tomorrow night and have Nana as an appetizer.

I haven't seen her since you and I chatted about her and it's been killing me. Just goes to show you - don't take a good thing for granted. If you want to see someone, DON'T WAIT!

Van

 

[T. Ruth]

Jyoungx, that's not a great inuagural post you put up there, and it certainly won't gain you much respect here. Others on this thread seem to be doing very well, thank you very much, even those members who have comparatively few posts to their credit. Jackson, the owner of this site, has included a Search function that can help whenever you think the thread is too big. (Of course, it could be that you're just too small for this thread.)

Since you're new here, I'll give you a free pointer to start you on your merry way: Search on the term "RTFF" and you'll get a sufficient number of posts that should prove very informative for you. After you've had a chance to use the Search function and become a bit more familiar with this thread, try a few spots and then review back with your results. After you contribute a few useful posts of your own.-- and the members here will be able to tell if your info is 'Bravo Sierra' or 'Bona Fide'.-- things might become a bit more "efficient" for you on this thread. Good luck, and...

Have fun at the Forum
R::R

 

[John L]

I was looking really hard at the ceiling on Thurs. trying to figure out whether or not that was a hidden camera where the light is supposed to be.

Well that sucks!

 

[Amanda B]

Started to go to Evergreen in Annandale, but the big head decided to assist the little head and compared R&T ($80 plus $40 tip) vs. Something More ($60 plus $100 tip). Both the big head and little head agreed that more value was provided by the Green Door in DC for only $20 more. Battled through the Marine Corps marathon induced heavy traffic and found my there. A little creepy walking past workers in the alley, but what the hell, they don't know me so why should I care? I carried myself as if I had just as much right to that space as they did, maybe more since I am a USA Citizen. Slight delay in mamasan answering but I made my way in. I saw Sahi, fortyish, but nice body very firm C cups, nice ass. I had just showered so I did not want to wait for TS, that was fine with Sahi. Massage was very inferior, she acted very lazy in her spirit. But when we got the Something More, she sprung in action and left both heads happy. Don't see her if you truly want a good massage, but otherwise it was OK.

Has anyone tried parking in the alley instead of the street? Elimiantes the creepy walk through the alley, but on the other hand it flaunts why you are there and exposes more identity.

 

[needtoknow]

This afternoon I was dreaming of visiting the tavern on the green. Nice place. Friendly folks and a good time.

I rolled in the door about 11AM and was shown the side room for some relaxation. I was there for a while and met a nice lady named Suzie (sp? ).

She seemed to take a liking to me and we enjoyed a laugh or two.

Well she suggested a bath and I said 'sure'. Off to the bath, where attention was paid to all the right areas. Post bath, sauna. Nice to sweat it all out.

Back to the side room. Suzie had tiny feet and they felt good on my back. I was really tense and she massaged my neck too. I flipped a coin and found a little kitty that needed some attention. Next there was a visit from a missionary and a little later we took Suzie's dog for a walk. After that, we sat and talked a little, laughed a little more and then I left to head back to work. Work work work. It never ends.

Nice to dream a little in the middle of the day to lighten the mood.

Face - 8
Body - 10
TS - 8
Massage - 8
Service - 8
Attitude - 8
Overall - 8
Repeat? Definitely...sometime soon!

Cabbie!

PS This is not the same Suzie I met from other spas. She stated she was new and this was her second week. I'll take her on her word.

 

[sanju]

I thought I would give this place a try. Mamasan is youngish, cute and friendly. I asked for Lily, based on a previous review. She's a plain Jane, so I rejected her and asked for another. Linda showed up. Older, but not bad, with a large chest. I got a very great crevice-cleaning - for good reason, it turned out. She's wasn't worried about the time and I was well taken care of in all ways.

There's a rock club next door and the music started up. It added an interesting element to the proceedings.

 

[Tiffany!]

PCP, I have to agree with the learned 10¢ man. See, I fuck with screen names all the time, which is acutally in honor of Don Trashman, so even squeeky seats doesn't complain. Stick around, keep posting, don't let the roasting get under your panties, and your time of trust and acceptance will come. Uppity is a death knell. We pick our friends in the inner circle based first on their reliability of information recieved, lack of Bullshit smelling posts, and compatible/good attitudes. We pick our friends with thought to safety and security concerns as well as someone we might like to party with and/or do something illegal with, that kind of judgement call takes time.

Just saw the emergency text message that Lax sent me to help you find the info. I think I found it:

Follow this link, then read forward until I you read this post again... You will then know where to look.

As an alternative solution, just PM Box Springs Squeek and ask him to give you the address for Kinja Spa. I hear the place is really hot right now.

LoveLOS

BTW Squeeky, I see you really did pass my post count bigtime. Worthless bastard. Hope you get out of jail soon so you can find something to fuck besides newbies

 

[Hong Kong Mike]

Been a long, long, longggggggg time since I posted. Like many, i got freaked out by Black Wednesday and turned mostly to escorts, mostly of the CL variety, with varying levels of success. I went to some AMPs, like Sun with Bebe, which was great, but I had to go back to an old haunt that I read was back open after Black Wednesday.

Got there and there was a different mamasan, but we went thru the drill and I was taken into a room. I asked for a young, thin girl and two arrived at my door. I chose Sue, the younger, thinner looking one. The other one's name was Mickey, and she seemed nice enough, but just a tad more on the chubby side (not bad though, I'd rate her a 6). Sue had small, perky tits and a cute face that had some acne scars on it. She was I'd say a 7 or so, but she turned out being pretty fun.

After the typical arrangements, $.6 for the house, we went to the table shower where i got a thorough scrubbing but not a lot of the playfulness I enjoy (I think it was Michelle a long time ago at Royal who used to give the body to body TS... ahh, the good old days). Mickey did pop her head in - it was a slow Saturday night - and say hi, and I tried to get her to join in, but she just acted playful, flirting but not joining in.

Back in the room I laid down for a massage and told Sue I wanted a hard massage. I do like it hard, really kneeding my muscles, and she obliged. She rubbed baby oil on my back and used her forearm as a rolling pin, adroitly working the kinks out. She did this for my back, then walked on my thighs and calves, which felt great. This took quite a while, this whole massage, and it was just what I wanted. Well, that and the extras.

She asked me what I wanted after that and I told her everything of course. She left and came back with the right tools and proceeded with some light touch on my back, down my thighs and toward my taint, really teasing me to the point where i got hard laying on my stomach. Turned over and she spent some time on the Asian Rim, getting my cock as hard as it's been in a while, and then she enjoyed some deep throat action. After a while, i knew i had to fuck her and she hopped on top and rode me, not total cowgirl, but more close like GFE cowgirl. The finish was fantastic. I definitely would go back, if not just for the massage.

Sue isn't a 10, but she's cute enough to be a girlfriend type, and I enjoyed her perky tits. Others might like a larger variety.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention the tip: gave her what I thought was the customary $ but she wanted one more $.2 - what's that all about? I didnt even have any extra cash... oh well

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went back to sg apparantly they are now close to full strength. No wait momma hooked me up with a 26yr old cutie, had a great time. Got a coupon and kiss from momma on the way out.

 

[The Rikstir XIV]

Yes, It sounds like the same girl. She did a good job on the effort of the CBJ, lots of tounge action and slurping but her attitude was more that of a server at the checkout line. There to serve but not to enjoy it. She was very pretty and had a knockout body, it was great looking at her face during Mish and that beautiful body during doggie but I like a genuine orgasm from DATY. They can fake the moans and even the spasms but you know they are not faking when the juices start flowing and they break out into a light sweat. If you can make them cum first you can get a much better GFE.

 

[Isaac]

CFoxtrot: Your only "sharing" in all of 2007 was a 5/6/07 posting. Your only "sharing" in 2008 to date was yesterday's comment that "the point of this forum is to share info..." May I be so bold as to comment that if you get the point, you should sharpen your pencil and post more frequently?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Lax,

I`ve still got my gun not as hot as bigreds napalm.

However it really works great on a pain in the ASS.

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[da princess]

Breaking news!

It seems that Sun has shut its doors for good.

My buddy and I decided to visit Sun tonight. No one answered the door?

He made a call, to supposedly one of the owners.

The owner told him that they closed the doors today.

Apparently, the owner of the building came by with an attorney and asked them to close their doors for good.

This may be the final chapter of the Sun Land.

To another breaking news!

ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!

The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.

It seems that the moon has set for good.

Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place.

He was just thankful, that he got there after the raid had started.

He joked that, he could have gotten caught with his pants down. LOL.

For all you mongers, who have been to those two places?

Please, take a moment of silence.

To remember all those bare assed soldiers, who had sacrificed their ass to fight for our "NUT"

WTF

 

[That Blonde B*tch]

Never thought that much about it....

 

[siya]

LOL! Funny

 

[Kat W]

Ok,

I know. I haven't posted in a while. Very sorry. Been busy making $$$. The ex-w wants more green. Grrrrr, it pisses me off. She makes more than me. Anyway.

I'm back in town. Finally. A little tired but suffering from "ye olde fashioned yellowe fevere". Sun is definitely a loss. I think someone complained. Someone big in DC. Maybe they didn't finish the way they wanted. Maybe they didn't get the girl they wanted. Who the F knows. It stinks of a politician.

I'm off to the Rio. Later. Chillin now, fun in a while. Will post later/tomorrow with details. Recon profile with the status of Sun.

Good luck out there

Be Safe

Be careful. Always watch out for 5-0, they seem to be everywhere lately!

Cabbie!

 

[veritypendragon]

The issue of overpaying is a touchy one. However, seeing as you paid two bills for a babe w/smoker's breath, let me give you (and others) a suggestion: every AMP in these United States has some Scope, or a Scope-like product, either in the bathroom or the TS room. Pour a cup for yourself and the girl. Play a little swish and spit game with her. You'll both be minty fresh for the main event.

In other news, seeing as the DC board is where I got my start on massageplanet; GC paperwork was FINALLY filed last week after some legal issues were at last resolved. The saga of me and my K-girl wife continues. Moving forward to the happiest of endings.

 

[?Alexa?]

And he is out of hear!

Tks Jackson

 

[Gray area]

We will all miss you and your exquisite service.

Rx

 

[rabbit lover]

Got to agree with JJ. How is it OK for a place to promote and facilitate "packing fudge" but it's illegal for adult men and women to have consensual sex? The weird thing about it is that I'll bet most of the fudge packers are completely OK with K girls making a living in their chosen profession.

Go figure.