Massage Parlor Reports

[Humm4it]

Exactly, numbnuts. You visited the place on M last year, 2nd floor and you only now review about it with a shitty description after the place has been closed a few months? And now you feel entitled to information despite never giving any in the first place until its way too late?

Selfish prick.

 

[Ja Sm]

Ok, I'm assuming I went to the wrong place. Called Jasmine Therapy on M street? If it is the wrong place, please PM me with the correct address. Jasmine is definitely not somewhere I would repeat.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

All,

I am not going to throw out a name or location but a few weeks ago during a very passionate session with a certain provider I was offered "bareback" which I respectfully declined. The whole situation made me question the overall judgment and sanity of the provider and puzzled the heck out of me. Usually providers do not offer bareback under any circumstances. I have been to several locations here such as SUN, MIRAGE, STAR, Rio, HAPPINESS, etc but was never offered bareback. All the providers kept it safe. The whole situation spooked me so bad that I have not been back to her thinking she is an AIDS serial killer. I could not get over the fact that she would offer "bareback" to customers. I am sure management does not know about her activities. Be safe out there.

HOTMAN357

 

[mizfurrocious]

Who has had FS with Lisa?

I had not seen her in a while. I got that itch during work today and could not help but to stop by.

It seems I have known her forever. As far as I know I am the one who discovered her and shared information with the masses online.

Well she has changed a bit. Much more experienced and seasoned now. When I first met her she looked like she was just off the boat. Her English is still terrible however.

She looked very sexy today. Tight black jeans, tight top. You guys can keep your young spinners, Lisa is exactly my type.

Saw another woman at the front desk, I went with Lisa to the room. I did not ask for FS but I really would have liked to today. I have heard on other boards that she goes further if you come late in the afternoon, but I have heard no details concerning what the real menu contains.

Her English is so bad that I don't even try to explain.

But the assets today looked, felt and tasted magnificent.
She did everything slow. She is also capable of a very good massage.

door = .4
tip(before) = .6
tip(after) = .2

Well worth it, but I need to take it the whole way next time.

 

[Raven]

Went to 3rd floor and had a good massage. While the age is older the service was excellent to standard from what I'm accustom to here. Not busy at all so I wasn't rushed.

I'll be laying low and avoiding DC with all the LE chat. I don't know but wonder if the Inaugration will bring another Black Wednesday. While I haven't heard of anything specifically I'm guessing DC wants to put on a very 'clean' look for this historic event.

 

[Darth]

Hello, everyone,

Visited Sky for the first time today. Nice place, but only 2 ladies there and not to my standards of beauty. First time I have walked out of an AMP. Went to Mist, they were busy. Told to come back later. Boy was I glad I did.

Had the pleasure of Judy's company. She was very fiesty and fun to be with. Good TS, no massage, and good all around time. I think the best part apart from her being super sexy, was that her attitude was off the charts fun.

I highly recommend seeing her, and I imagine that anyone else there is probably in the same ballpark of pleasuring.

P. S. I had to ask her sooooo many times what her name was! She kept saying her name was "Dick Doctor"!

So much fun

 

[tillyinwonderland]

Sleaze, Zhuxi,

Thx for the response. I'm a little disappointed that (other that you, Mr. Chairman) no-one who has actually partaken in this activity has ventured an opinion. I'm not trying to step on any toes, I am just truly curious! Does protection go both ways, or doesn't it?

Selah!

 

[Nikki N]

I've been enjoying reading all of you for awhile. I kinda left the scene a few years ago but slowly getting back in it.

So today I went to see this lady, she advertise on CL as Asian Latina but she's really an African American.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/1226631375.html

Nonetheless the visit was enjoyable, no massage skills whatsover but she got a killer body and the session was enjoyable. $ all inclusive not bad for Montgomery county.

 

[Kristen B]

Inspired by DC1000, I paid my first visit to GBT. I figured I should diversify and check out someplace other than Sun.

I made an appointment with Gabrielle, a half Brazilian and half American woman. She is lanky and athletic - not my type. But Gabrielle made my visit there very relaxing and very enjoyable.

The appointment process was easy enough. I arrive early and was led to a nice and warm bedroom with scented candles. Gabrielle showed up right on time with a warm smile and asked me to get comfortable. Before we started she offered and I took the 2 release option at no extra charge.

After settling the business end of the visit, we got down to the pleasure part. She worked me with her lubricated hands and massaged all the right regions. Gabrielle really took her time, brought me to the edge and let me back down again before facilitating my release.

The rest of the hour was well-spent with a expertly administered full-body massage and another pleasurable release. I also took my time in the shower after the event.

All-in-all it was time well-spent and I would definitely visit again.

 

[mr mej]

That Nikko chic uses the same pics from another chic that was posting on CL a couple months ago. Back then she stated she was visiting from AZ and gave out a AZ number. The pic with her in red by the pool table is the one I remember.

 

[refinej721]

What does it friggin' take?!!!

Why is it that so many newcomers seem incapable of doing even a cursory reading of this forum? Yeah, I can see that this guy seems to be saying that he did some reading "beforehand" but obviously not very much.

Suggestion to newbies who are reading this forum but have yet to make their first post: RTFF! Read the freaking file, dammit! It ain't that difficult, and the info you're looking for is probably already there. It just takes a brief investment of your time.

Whenever you just come out and post something like this, which clearly says you've got a bad case of blue balls, it just shows that you gave about 10 seconds worth of time to reading any of the very many informative reviews that other members have posted up. Why do you think they've bothered to post a review? For the fun of it? No, it's so other members can benefit.

So, once again, read the damn file before you come out and ask for information that's already available.

RR

PS - The Roman Senator votes to temporarily censure any newbs who don't know how to put on their togas properly and obviously don't know their Latin from their Vulgate.

 

[VMR]

Tried an old place in 1700 blk of I st, but it looked long closed. Tried Star, drew Angie. Very nice, excellent TS, very good massage, competent CBJ (my request), ending with hot washcloths and a mini-massage. Std DC price.

Facilities
Cleanliness: 9
Friendliness: 9
Room: 8.5
Location/Convenience: 9
Selection: NA

Therapist & Skills
FBAS: 8 / 8.5 / 9 / 8.5
TS: 9
Rubdown: 8.5
Value: 8.5
Repeatability: 9

 

[frmthesouthgrl]

No offense to Nana, but, everybody is NOT charging .8/hr now. That seems to be what the girls are being told at this particular establishment however. Some there have even been charged .7 for the half and .9 for the whole.

The only places that charge .8/hr in DC (or tried at first) were the place in Adams Morgan, the place that's staffed by much older ladies, and a place that is named after a flower.

If the places offer a better quality experience and consistently provide a full, unrushed hour, more power to them...but, in my experience at the place you're talking about (as well as the places mentioned above), it left a lot to be desired...and the tip (upfront) was much higher as well.

Bottom line...I really don't think Nana was trying to mislead you, but, it's simply not the case. It doesn't seem to make economic sense to set higher fees in the midst of a recession...but, what do I know?

 

[ali.a.j]

Good review on Moonlight in Baltimore. We need more like that.

For Sun details you can RTFF or you can see:

Special Interests - Massages - reviews of Distinction

It has few enough quality reviews for even the laziest newbie to read it. One has links to Massage Parlor Lists in various states and in DC.

Or go right to the DC ROD

 

[monkey95]

Had "Joanna's" ever re-opened from their never-ending remodeling?

 

[Natie]

I went to my old spot Monday afternoon asked for the lineup. Was introduced to three girls CC, Lisa (who I had seen before – see previous post) and I don’t remember the thirds ones name (too busy concentrating on the first). I picked CC.

Immediately, we switched rooms, she must have a favorite. Since I already paid mamasan the house, CC helped me get undressed. After I was undressed and standing there, she started a slow light BBBJ (which was pretty good). I was wondering how I was so fortunate to get that the first time, maybe mamasan tipped her off I was a good customer. Off to the TS. TS was very good. Very slow and also massage before rinse. Lots of attention paid to the front side.

Back to the room for a dry off, she asked me to leave tip on table when she left. I did (but didn’t like being asked, but was ok since I was new to her). She comes back, thanks me for the tip (but did not touch it), hides her tools under the towel, and gets undressed. Massage was ok but a little short (more on that later). Light kissing was followed by AR (which was pretty good). On the flip, another BBBJ. I had to buy some time by now, so I offered massage. She accepted. On the flip, I offered DATY which she also accepted and either really liked or did a good job faking. Back to a CBJ, then mish, then K9, then CG to complete. After a little rest, she gets the wet towel (which she already had) and puts on a blue robe and says "massagie when I come back".

I was already running a little late so I had got dressed. She seemed disappointed when she got back and said that I should stay for massage next time, which I will. Overall the experience was better than average. Later, BT3

 

[143243]

Not to be a jerk, but NH and 16th don't intersect. Not that it matters, anyway, it is history. Maybe it was Georgia and 16th or East-West Highway and 16th. Either that, or I really don't know my way around.

Peace

 

[bigrobdeezey]

Hell yeah, you slept good! You were on that massage table for over 8 hours!

Did mamsan at least make you breakfast?

Stimpy

 

[Free to be.]

I have to agree with SB on this. Some think that overpaying will bring in better talent. I think the talent is fine but they need to be reminded that we are paying them two dollars a minute (on top of the house fee) and expect good service for it. Just like my last experience. I walked out. If she is not going to provide good service then someone else will get my money.

 

[Makaio]

It was an honor and pleasure hosting such a distinguished gentlemonger at the lair. Great to meet you as well. Wish I picked your brain a little more because you have oodles of mongering knowledge. Guess I'll just immerse myself in your namesake dot com. I hope to come out to your fair city in the future.

LL, always a pleasure sir. Thanks for including me.

Monger on, mongerers!