Massage Parlor Reports

[Am_I a_Beatlesfan??]

I'm not aware of any DC AMP with a parking lot. You'll most likely be parking on the street or in a nearby parking garage.

If that's not good enough, almost all the AMPs are near metro stations. Park your car somewhere convenient, then take the metro. Google maps shows the metro lines, and you can also go to www.wmata.com to get explicit directions for using the metro to get where you want.

 

[*~*~Mommy of 2 TTC#3*~*~]

Seems like all the MPs in DC are Amps. For Caucasian services you need to go to escorts. Wasn't there some discussion about a college girl TS place that did HJs some months back for less then an AMP donation? (No, I can't find the post).

 

[Chef]

Long time lurker, but felt it important to share. I've been scarce on the scene since Black Wednesday, as I was one of the poor shmucks surprised at the front door above the subway (another story). That cured me for a good while, but eventually, the fever returned.

Made the mistake of visiting GHS off L on Friday. I like that place because it's a little off the main drag and there's less risk of bumping into an office mate upon egress - but it's small with only a small staff. As a result, I've been rushed there more often than not. This time they left me sitting in the sauna, waiting and waiting. Finally, had enough and dressed and departed for 1413.

Down the stairs and through the double doors. Greeted by smiling mamasan - much friendlier than her predecessor - and introduced to Nana. Nice TS w/ more than the usual attention paid to the backdoor. Nana was quite pleasant and well spoken - but when fs was intimated, she asked to see the tip up front. I point to the bills tucked under the mobile, and she promptly counted the bills - $ - and asked for more (maybe next time). I was put off by the vain attempt to inflate the standard rate and wary of setting bad precedent. I prefer to reward the service upon completion. For that reason, I may not repeat with her.

I'm wondering if this is a new trend and we're on the midst of a price hike. Troubling development, regardless.

QA

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm not talking about the past, but the current situation, where are the good AMP's are they in Northern Virginia or still DC? Northern VA is starting to become a strong competitor so I was wondering.

 

[kld726]

Tried this place cause of all the good reviews by all. Had Phoebe and she was a nice, cute little spinner Kgirl, had a nice TS, and all bases were touched. Although nice attitude at start, she kinda went into depression for some reason. No DATY, kissing so not really GFE. Will try another star there sometime soon.

PC out

 

[Patrick]

Hmmm, I was considering visiting Rio, but now I wonder if Bobbie is Sasha who was at Supra short-term. First Laxman says a short-haired Cookie was at Rio (sounds kind of like Cookie from Supra), and now a Bobbie who seems to have similar stats and style as a girl named Sasha. Does she do a high-pitched voice and giggling thing?

 

[La de da]

Mac Jones,
This is meant to be practical information for the AMP goer so I trust no one will object to it on the grounds that it is too "philosophical" or "theoretical."

In general I have to say that in my amping career I have never been robbed. There must be or have been one or two girls somewhere, some time who, due to an uncontrolled drug addiction or some similar situation, have robbed the occasional innocent (if I may use that term) customer of the odd $20.00 bill or two or three. But I've never had any trouble. Of course if I plan to spend, say $200.00, I am not going to bring $500.00 with me into the AMP. No sense tempting fate. And to leave the remaining $300.00 in the car is also senseless as the area outside an AMP is apt to be more dangerous than the area inside it.

Leaving your entire wallet outside is not a good idea either. As we have discussed on this board a number of time, in many cases the mamasan will search your walled while you are being distracted in the shower. She does this mainly to find out if you are carrying a badge, what area you are from, etc. In general I'd have to say the mamasan is very unlikely to have as her intention robbing you. She may negotiate with you, but that's a different thing entirely. Once a price has been agreed upon neither the mamasan nor the provider is likely to attempt to try to extort more than that out of you. That is dishonorable to Koreans and they believe they lose face in doing so.

So the best advice is to bring close to what you knowledgeably expect to spend for your massage including extras. It's ok to take an additional forty or so for tipping purposes if extraordinary service is given. But in general we are talking about house fee plus $100.00 to $150.00 in provider fees or tips. If you do take an additional $20.00 or $40.00 and lose that, you must review it to the mamasan immediately and in all likelihood you will be re-imbursed If not, the offending worker will most likely be let go back into that cold world which consists of working girls riding endlessly around the U.S. in the back of Korean Taxi, a kind of Korean Underworld Purgatory if you like.

Anyway, the best to you all. God bless you and the Korean girls who give us all so much comfort and pleasure. Experiment, Learn, Enjoy!

LexLuther

 

[libratiger924]

I would be interested in the 'renoations'. Are they going to model it after the 'Virginia" AMPs or will it come back to a DC Amp proper. I didn't like the Virginia set-up, happy ending with a handshake and not so great looking girls. Only one decent girl, Katie, and that was it. They used to have some of the best looking girls there...as in Linda, my all time favorite.

I've done the check out the old places and a lot of the buildings are just plain gone. New World demolished. I wonder if all the people at Popeye's chicken knew what was going on there. 617K demolished or I think it was. I remember seeing all the mattresses thrown out the front door and sitting in a pile. 14K shut down, "Oly" shut down, Wisconsin shut down--I keep driving by there, but nothing. That was one of my favorite places, too.

Green closed, and I remember the place by Camelot used to be white chicks and mixed. That was just rub and tug.

Just think how well a "white" amp would do. Then there was the place above the 'kebab' place on on 10th and whatever by the Hostel. That didn't last too long.

This is depressing on not only how many AMPS have closed, but how much I've spent on the 'hobby' over the years, good grief.

 

[happy]

Asian girls are in Asia!

Go there and see for yourself!

review back what you find and do not return until you do.

JJ

 

[Matija N]

Keep trying you will get lucky one day as for FS in NOva, they are out there, its just the luck of the draw, once you find it, you will then know where to go.

 

[mkbrocato]

Saw Jae this weekend. Not the typical beautiful girl that normally works the AMPs, but made a good impression by her friendliness. Prob 5'6, 120. Gave a very nice massage, think I read something about that on here previously. A little better than your average service on the massage. We exchanged AR and then I walked the dog feverishly for about 10 min before finishing.

A nice relaxing time and felt rejuvenated heading out the door.

By the way, tried K st 1st, but they were closed for some sort of plumbing problem.

 

[King R]

Found myself in 1413K this afternoon...

NANA!!! It is all true!

I had a fine time but when I saw Yong there a few months ago she was better.

JJ

 

[cdh77477]

Made me way to STAR today and the trip was just WONDERFUL!!

Suzie is all the others have said about her and more! She is fun and funny as well as sexy as hell!

TS was about the best ever with every spot well scrubbed and cleaned. She even found a couple zits on my butt she had to take care of before we could proceed.

She also shampooed my hair after asking if I would like her to do so.

Massage was okay with backwalking and all.

Main event was VERY nice and either she is a good actress or she really "enjoyed" our time together.

Her English is good enough for a normal conversation too.

All in all - JUST GREAT!!

She has a dream of getting enough money together to go back to Korea and open her own "hair cut" house.

She is a sweet girl of 27 years old (I asked) so let's help her make her dream come true!

Total bill came to 160.

DO NOT ask me for any more details - just go see her and help her make her dream come true!

JJ

 

[Rayle]

John Kenneth Galbraith.

Clean out your in box, I tried to PM you.

 

[Dream M]

I am very curious if this could possibly be the same Mickey of two years ago? At that time she was definitely 41 she would be around 43 now. I've attached a couple old photos.

Enjoy your time basking in the sun.
Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[knightrunner13]

Cash flow problem?

Not only were we stingy with tips, but girls were actually BEGGING for reviews yet we chose to be selfish about any treasures we may have found.

Now we are reaping the consequences. February is typically a slow month, but it has never been this awful. Don't blame it on the recession either because other cities seem to be dealing with it okay. The only advaneforum.xxxe we have left is that girls are being busted all over California, Connecticut, and Florida, thus making DC perhaps an attractive destination once again. When a couple of fine ass girls do trickle back in the spring, I'm going to reiterate that you follow these rules if you want more quality girls to visit.

1. Tip more for girls you like more. An extra Jackson is enough to distinguish a girl you like from average to below average girls.

2. Share your reviews with others instead of being secretive and trying to keep her to yourself, because soon you'll rather be jacking off at home instead of visiting the massage parlor if she leaves due to lack of customers.

If you don't follow rule #1, that's fine. We all have our reasons. However, there's NO EXCUSE for failing to follow rule #2.

Anyway.

I stopped by 1818 and saw a girl that I already forgot the name of. Yes, that is how lackluster it was. She looked young and had a youthful face. Some may like it, but I didn't find her very attractive. About 5'6", pale-skinned, youthful body, and not much of a chest. Nice personality but the session itself was standard and nothing to write home about. Her idea of cowgirl was shuddering for ten seconds then telling me to get on top. Would I repeat? No.

 

[Emmelyn]

Nice review Don. Glad you had a nice time.

 

[NcS8986]

I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time

Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.

Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.

CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.

Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.

Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.

By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!

 

[Porcupine]

I was able to climb the four flights of stairs last week. The recent shutdown was for interior renovations. There was a lot of new paint and some new furniture, most of it a shade of pink. The lights at the top of the stairs are working, which is the first time I can remember that in a few years.

There actually was a mamasan who answered the door and that was a first for the past 11 months. I hadn't been here since a poor Coco experience back in the spring, so I said to try someone new. I got GiGi and had an okay experience. She was friendly and spoke good engrish. Decent body with nice be-cups. She had huge fake eyelashes and some wierd implants or something on her upper arm. TS was fair but adequate. Massagi was fair. Action after the flip was really good. There was some playing and tonguing before the hat came on. CBJ was quite good, albeit a little short. Main event was CG. She was very nice around the hips and bottom and moved really well. I popped a little too soon before we could change positions. After some GFE, she asked if I wanted anything else. I guess there was potential for another shot, but I wasn't thinking clearly at that point and told her no. I regretted this answer about three minutes later. In short, this was my best time at Supra in quite a long time and I would definitely repeat.

OG

 

[Pompal 09.]

What the hell is a gummybear?

Van