Massage Parlor Reports

[skyle]

Symptoms typically start between 2 to 5 days. A more important question is WHO were you with 3-5 days ago?

 

[Welsh are best at rugby]

Took an evening visit the the green house, and asked for Nana but she was busy, so I got Tammy. Mid-30s decent upstairs and better overall. Massage was 7/10, as it felt good but she wasnt enthusiastic. Seemed to want to get it over it, maybe tired? On the flip, CBJ, CG, but again, very rushed. Would not recommend.

 

[Wrestling God]

Near Taegu there is or used to be a ROKAF base we called "K-2".

Are you talking about the ville outside that gate??

Some FINE stuff usd to work those clubs back in the day.

JJ

 

[Inc.2wks ago]

Just go and check a few out and let us know how it went.

 

[deonejuan]

RTFF!!

JJ

 

[farraj]

I'm not pointing you out. Or maybe I am-just a little, but your posts offer nothing 'new' and could easily have been constructed reading other posters reviews, and changing around a few details here and there; something I think LE would do to gain trust on here. I've suspected others of doing the same thing, so that last post directed towards you was for all those that it applies too.

But if I'm wrong, I'm not too big to apologize.

Mr. Snipes aka G13

 

[linda]

Keep them coming!!

JJ

 

[lexG]

Yea, the tea is awesome.

RTFF

 

[Pompal 09.]

American women as defined as any female either born here or imported here as an infant and raised here.

I have seen and known many who have their ethnic roots in some of the finer places that make great women BUT they were either second generation immigrants or adopted as an infant and raised here. There is too much pure ***** training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.

My present wife of over 30 years is the finest person I have ever known and while her interest in sex itself disappeared many years ago the rest of our life together is the best! So I see the AMPs and the occasional BP girl to take care of that and continue on that way. My wife was born and raised in the Far East and even after being an American for all these years she was raised right and still does most things right.

SO. If you are looking for a great wife go somewhere away from the USA andyou should find her. If you just want to bust a nut you can rent one of the American pigs if you want and if you have sadly married on of them and want to taste the good life go visit an AMP.

That is all. Move along.

JJ.

 

[Lily.cn]

Great find Hoppy! Thanks for the review...

 

[FYRE & REIGN RETURNS]

Yup add them up and thats the amp I went to. Haven't been to this amp in awhile and thought with the lowly rating at other amps. Was gonna give this one a shot. Went up to the 2nd floor and got buzzed it. Mamason took me to the room and told me to sit and get comfortable. Then brings in 4 models all hotties. I drew Sugee. Nice tall skinny frame with enhanced see's. Took my hand and handed to the room. Collected 1. 4 (thats how this place is ran) and headed to TS. Water was kind of warm but not too cold. Washed all the areas and had a nice tug. Back to the room for a decent massage. Then a little AR but cbj. Not the greatest but got me up. Jumped on for some cowgirl, mish and finish doggy. Hot towel and I left happy. A bit quiet for my taste but she's better looking than most I have seen lately. Theres 3 other beautiful ladies there that I will have to sample.

301

Seniors or credible posters can pm for actual locations/specifics.

 

[miyokiyo2000]

Is open

Bobbi

Face 9+ (cute, not beautiful, short bob haircut, which works for her)
Body 10+ (Small B, if you want D's go with Julie)
Service 7 (perfunctory)
TS 6 (quick wash, no attention on the backside, attention on the flip)

Mid 20s...and not guessing either, definately a young spinner.


Didn't try Julie, but she is the more standard DC AMP type with bolt-ons, mid to late 30s, etc.

Standard Fees.

 

[smooth j]

I just stop off somewhere and get a bag or box of clementines or oranges for them.

Doesn't cost much and they seem to really appreciate the thought.

Or - get something else they can all share to eat.

JJ

 

[millypeed my choccie Lab]

Who is crying? (Maybe you?) Where is the attack? I responded to what he said. That is not an attack.

Why do you think someoone would "come after" you? Who are you to tell someone not to post here?

Here is the thing about people posting on forums that you and a few others do not seem to understand. THE PURPOSE is to start discussion, that includes with people who have a different opinion, like it or not. IF you do not want to have discussion/converstation, then do not. But do not tell others they have no right to join the discussion if they choose to.


If what I say is useless to you use the ignore feature. No point in you even addressing it. Thats the beauty of sites like this that offer the feature. If you truly want to ignore do so, then I wont have to see you addressing any comments to me in the future.

I do not know you and care not what you think about me, if you do not like my contributions, feel free to opt to click on that ignore user.

Take care
BB

 

[Lebanese Dolly]

Let's see. 12 hour flight. Takeoff and Landing - remain seated.

That should leave about 10 hours for eating, massages and sex. Worst problem would be the cost. The airplane could not hold as many massage cubicles as seats, so fewer passengers, plus you need a qualified flight attendant for each passenger.

It would really be cool if the upper deck of the 747 was like a pickup bar so you could fuck about six different stewardesses on the flight over to Korea. I wonder if they would stock the plane with Thai girls for the leg over to Bangkok.

"Everything Airlines" you heard it first here.

LoveLOS

BTW - good to know Jky. As it turns out, he tore the thing up and walked away without a word. LOL

 

[Pompal 09.]

I go there to also get a massage, and she tells me she doesn't want to do that but straight for the fucking only, and you're saying I should treat her how?

Yea, I gave her the service she deserved as she well treated me.

Moron!

Peace...

 

[businessman95]

It had been a long time since I had visited an AMP for various reasons, but all the chit chat about Suzie, I figured the time was right. It was my first visit to Star and needless to say, I was happy I made the trip. Mamma San buzzed me in and said that Suzie was busy but shouldn't be too long of a wait, so I opted to sit on the couch and chat up Mamma San a little. I had no idea that their was a fellow monger sitting behind the curtain, until his girl came out and got him. First time ever in an AMP have I seen a fellow monger. A little strange to say the least! NOt only did I see him but two others as well! Couldn't believe it! Atleast it wasn't anyone I knew! Anyway, everything you guys have said about Suzie was right on. Very sweet girl with a great attitude. I highly recomend her! Senior members feel free to PM me for details.

 

[Doctor]

Hey Laxman great work:

I also proposed a Big Red SW Looks Rating System.

I have re-printed a portion of that post from 12/5/06.and 1/3/07.

Listed below are samples of stats and several questions for the learned senior members. Or am I making this to complicate. After several years of mongering they all seem to run together, except those exceptional ladies that mind f**k you so you never forget!

Sample Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/8

Question for senior members:
• Should we standardize statistics, for escorts and SW?
• Should the evaluation criterion be different for escorts and SW?
• Should there be standards for points given? For example:

Now Laxman your excellent LARS™ ratings, in my Professional Mongering opinion, falls in the overall service category.

Big Red’s SW Looks Rating System:

1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Robux or Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty and well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way

First let me state I have never picked up a 10 SW so don’t worry about that one. I usually try to set the bar at a five; however in the past when my judgment was compromised, by alcohol or controlled substances I have woken up with 3’s and 4’s much to my own chagrin. Typically we judge people by our own standards; so here goes:

If they are Robux ugly they must be a 2 for Robux to pass, I picked up a 2 at a bar once, she was so excited to have a drunk man of my caliber, she was dragging me out of the bar to have her way with me. I was saved by a friend who did not have beer goggles or mongervision. Since I have never sunken to a 2, It is conjecture on my part that Robux, the fine gentleman(I use that term loosely) that he is applies a similar standard.

Just trying to set the bar

Big Red

As a less complicated alternate I have re-posted a portion of Oriole Mon’s post from 1/3/07

My scale is quite simple when mongering:

N - No good
Y - Pick up, get some, drop off

 

[guy_with_plan]

But I can only poke one hole at a time.

 

[Hamster Tycoon]

Or has everything gone backchannel do to slimy fucking pig presence on the board? Damn, it's a shame to see a dildo from the WPost reviewing on Happiness. No wonder the scene appears to be dead to mine eyes.

Two things from this long time member but only occasional poster:

1)Hit up GHS last week about 2:00am. Drew May. Probably close to 40, excellent english, very enthusiastic. All standard service, plus a crazy unexpected prostate massage that was EXCELLENT. Like so often the case, May is short on looks, but with a really great attitude and ready for all the ass action a monger could desire.

2)Unfortunately for me, my mission has always been to find and nail the HOTTEST kgirls available. Not have a fun time with a woman older than me that I wouldnt pick up in a bar no matter how nice she was. So...if anyone can tell this old monger specifics on a tan, racked, pretty kgirl somewhere in DC- i would greatly appreciate it. Even by you a beer!

Thanks