Massage Parlor Reports

[melia]

God Dammit - I move out west and miss all the good stuff!

On the other hand, I'm alot closer geographically to the mecca that is SH's stomping grounds than I used to be, but jeez guys, you could have at least called me to rub it in a little.

Feeling oh so out of the loop...

Bench

 

[BiPolarBear]

Sorry. Meant to post on General reviews not Massage Parlor reviews not Escorts because it was on how much Eros charges which applies to the Escorts and AMPs which advertise on Eros.

 

[Nan Chen]

Well, I was dreaming earlier tonight. Fell asleep on the couch again.

I find myself inside MCDXIII.

So I'm ushered inside to room 3. I wait maybe 10 minutes and then in comes this creature of beautiful proportions. Curly long hair, pretty face and perfect skin. She felt like silk. So we're off to the shower, everything was cleaned nicely. Back to the room, I'm face down and she's lightly rubbing my back and legs. Totally relaxed me. Next, I flip over and the picture of perfection is wearing her birthday suit waiting for me to grab her and kiss her. Next we progress to her "taking the bull bu the horns". Next, we're off into a wonderful CG, next walking the dog and finally meeting a missionary. Incredible girl. So soft, so "Happy" to please. Kept moaning and rolling with it all. I'm not sure if she came but We were having so much fun, I didn't care. The whole time lasted 55 min, I wasn't going to complain. I think next Monday, I'll still be smiling.

So I'm ushered inside to room 3. I wait maybe 10 minutes and then in comes this creature of beautiful proportions. Curly long hair, pretty face and perfect skin. She felt like silk. So we're off to the shower, everything was cleaned nicely. Back to the room, I'm face down and she's lightly rubbing my back and legs. Totally relaxed me. Next, I flip over and the picture of perfection is wearing her birthday suit waiting for me to grab her and kiss her. Next we progress to her "taking the bull bu the horns". Next, we're off into a wonderful CG, next walking the dog and finally meeting a missionary. Incredible girl. So soft, so "Happy" to please. Kept moaning and rolling with it all. I'm not sure if she came but We were having so much fun, I didn't care. The whole time lasted 55 min, I wasn't going to complain. I think next Monday, I'll still be smiling.

Service : 9
Attitude : 9
Her : 9
Would I repeat : hell yeah...I recommend her

I brought a little gift and I think it helped. For all those who are against spending $6 for a small gift, bite me!

Anyway, off to sleep this off, no tequila required tonight!

Cabbie!

PS Be careful, there's bacon all over in the place. I passed 3-4 cop cars pulling people over local to 1413. Plus a series of donut-crew chilling in the park on the next block, checking out, what I'm guessing the homeless. Just an FYI. Be careful out there!

COAO

 

[refinej721]

Besides the typical plain-sweet and chocolate, tomato and wine have also been popular Russian flavors.

FunForMe: please accept my apology on behalf of Linkletter. You should find useful information here.

http://englishrussia.com/2010/12/06/the-history-of-ice-cream-in-the-ussr/

http://www.realussr.com/ussr/1951-1960/russian-ice-cream-in-winter-bring-it-on/isine

 

[RyanMAN]

I've had some great times in DC, too, with some very awesome service. On the other hand, I've come to value the privacy, anonymity and security of the condos as opposed to the traffic and lack of privacy and security of the parlors. To me, that adds a much greater value and a higher comfort level to the 160 investment.

 

[Johnny G]

So I figure it's about time I rectify that.

Visited the Penssylvania citrus stand last weekend and met up with Dora, a 5'-4", 125#, 36D, semi-cutie of about 45 years. Took me to Room #3, where I got comfortable. She returned and took me to the shower for a thorough scrubbing. Back in the room, she administers a capable massage (although no back walking). On the flip, I ask her (phoenetics): "Eep chonpa ahn ju sey oh. " She likes the idea and enjoys the sensation for about 5 minutes before she reciprocates. Then, it's on to the main event: CG for a while, followed by mish to the finish. LFK throughout. All in all, a competent session for $. 6 total. I might repeat in the near future.

Seniors, or Regulars with solid posting history (I. E. , minimum "filler" posts) can PM for details. Happy New Year to all, or nearly all, with the possible exception of the now-banned Marionberry).

R: R

 

[Alex B]

1. if ur Korean

2. if you ask for a line up, speaking in Korean

Ahhh, I remember the good old days at Downtown, Royal, VIP...getting a line up was standard.

 

[Aditya]

Guys, I'm visiting DC and wonder what the best place is if you just want good TS, massage, and HJ but no full service. I've RTFF but the focus is on the FS I do not want. Thanks.

 

[enci2005]

Why is it that every time 2 people discuss something you say they are arguing? Gingerman and I have no problem with each other and do not argue.
People can have intelligent discussions without fighting or insulting one another.

You can simply not read it. You on the other hand always start some arguement with your replies to dicussions you were never previously involved with. I would have thought by now with you at least you would see my name and skip it. Since you have made it clear I add nothing you are interested in. It makes me wonder why you keep reading and responding to things I add to this forum. "Flame on"? Sounds like trolling.

Text based forums like this one use very little bandwidth, and if you do not have Cable, DSL, or FIOS in this day and age, perhaps the internet is not for you.

 

[hannababi]

I've been very busy in CR and haven't looked here for a couple months. Yes, I went back and RTFF but sounds like no one really knows what happened. Raids? bad economy? we overpaid? the Feds? but if so where is the news on this?

 

[Brent.]

I wish. If she is, I would like to know. Wow, she was awesome. Top three providers, period. Paid off amazingly well being a repeat customer. Did things in the sauna no other provider ever did, just amazing. Sigh.

 

[indian_cowboy]

May I kindly suggest you RTFF. Your first post should have been about your experience only and not asking for info - especially if you are going to put such generic info in the post (generic is good, but you don't even tell us the name). Take a couple of hours and some notes as you go back about five or six pages and ask yourself if you would answer a 1st time poster's request for such info.

Thus endeth the lesson.

AD

 

[Kakaroct Vanan]

Hahaha funny man! I know it was closed but I was wondering if the potential buyer settled in or not! The SUN's original owner, Young, Jenny, and others are right now out of the AMP scene and living normal lives doing other retail business in VA!

 

[Lovely:)]

there are a lot of guys, a lot, who pay more than the going rate. They have money, and it is not an issue. I had a spa girl tell me of a guy from Florida who tipped her $700 to snort lines off of her body and then do the deed.

Or another guy who would see her twice in one day and tip $500 total. This happened every month or two, he would show up and look for her.

Providers who are very young and pretty can make a lot of money, and guys tip them more just to get their attention.

I know of a guy who visits the same provider every day, for over a year. He may have issues, sure, but he also has $$$.

On another board I wrote of a nineteen year old Korean beauty who (many years ago) made over $100k many months at a spa up north. Guys would tip her all kinds of money, and I know she ended up marrying a millionaire customer.

This stuff is all around.

 

[Olivia D]

This past Friday, I decided to skip lunch and visited Orange.

It was a very nice time and well worth missing lunch.

 

[Pompal 09.]

And she LOVES every second of it... :-D

 

[Zia]

Junky11,

It's true that you will run across providers who have either chosen the wrong profession, or who are having a bad day, or maybe they are still new to the job and have not learned how to properly service a gent.

But it still remains true that unless you too are a novice, you should generally know what the tariff is. Or perhaps you agreed to it early on in the session. Whatever, you pay her what you know you are supposed to pay.

If you go in for a haircut and get a new barber who is not so good, is having a bad day, etc. You still pay what is expected. You may not give anything extra, but you pay.

I think the problem is that we call what we give the provider a "tip" and it's not. It's a fee for her service. But since that's illegal and suggests prostitution we call it a tip. But you still have to pay it. If you don't think she "deserves it" then talk to mamasan on your way out, after you have paid. Take her aside and speak with her. If you go back and have embarassed any of the girls, the rest will remember you as an asshole.

It's a credit to the AMP industry that they have learned to ask for the tip up front. Otherwise you'd have all sorts of cheap bastards (who have no business in an AMP) complaining that the girl did not "deserve it." Your proper response, if you got no satisfaction from the girl and none from the mamasan is to either not return, pick a different girl next time, tell others here about your bad experience, RTFF and find an AMP and girl where you think you'll be better served. But you never, ever cheat a working girl. Getting into that habit can be dangerous to your health.

Just keep in mind that what you are doing in an AMP makes you a criminal in the eyes of the law. Making a big deal out of the cost after you have been served is like starting an argument at an illegal gambling establishment or making a big fuss because you have just been sold some bad smack. You should know the risks before you buy. Negotiating before the deal is one thing. You can try to talk the girl down and good luck to you. But once she has done her part, no matter how poorly, you pay what you agreed. Otherwise you're an asshole.

LexLuther

Trying to educate the world of AMP goers, one jerk at a time.

 

[Tearany]

It was actually quite easy to find the place once I got to the building.

As posted before, Mamasan was friendly. I let her choose. She sent Sora (not Sura). She asked me if I had been before and collected her the standard house fee.

TS was fantastic. Lot of attention and through. Not rushed at all. = 9

massage was decent. She is obviously not trained, like most KMPs but she did her best. = 6

She accepted a reverse massage and enjoyed it with no restrictions = 9

The service and finish were fantastic. I will leave the details out of the general forum = 9

face. A bit too much makeup. = 7

body = 8.5

attitude = 9.

She is a must repeat and I did repeat the next day. The next day she used some of the massage moves I showed her the day before and the session was even better....PM me if you have any specific questions.

 

[Thursday]

Tough choice. I chose China though. Hot girls and young for $100 for 90 mins MSOG, BBBJCIM, DFK, and all under 26 yrs old. they are considered old if over 28! Of course I had a 28 yr old there once that could suck and fuck like a banshee. Shit compared tp some of the shit we get here in the states, I pay the airfare everytime.

Now Canada is not bad either. Lots of AAMPs and JJ(Sleazebum) would love that its just $ Canadian= $90 US for 40 mins MSOG if you can. I had some cuties there recently.

PC out

 

[teresa g]

This review is about a week late, but still very sound. Rio is still going strong as of Saturday afternoon, and not getting enough love here as of late. I, on the other hand, got lots of love there.

I had been to Royal Palace the night before (don't ask, just don't ask), and manage to get swindled a bit by one of the actual attractive girls there. I'm not newbie when it comes to AMP's, but I am a novice at picking up strippers. I'm not stupid, but every guy thinks with the wrong head when the right buttons are pushed. I got a number, made a date for the next day, and ended up near Howard for the "date". Well, in my mind, it was for a bit of fun, in her mind, I was there to buy her some medicine or something before any extras, but most likely before she wanted me to buy something else. I have my limits, and knew that I had a sure thing a few blocks away at Rio.

I headed in, and neither mamasan (is there seriously 2 of them, or am I just crazy) recognized me (it's been a few months), but I had indeed been before and knew names. They hooked me up with Gina, who's been mentioned here before, and is about a 7 or so. Not the hottest AMP girl I've seen, but not bad either, and well, great attitude.

TS was nothing special, but attention was definitely paid to the right spots. I think some other monger had a midday woodie right after me, though, because we were rushed out fairly quickly. It's one thing for that sort of thing to happen at night, but I thought I'd have some free time in the afternoon. Oh well.

From there, the drying, the massagi, everything was very well attended. Gina is spot on with the service, reminding me exactly why I go to AMP's (outside of the obvious). She didn't watch the clock, and paid attention to every little thing. The precursor to the main event was great, and included the closest thing I've ever had to a BBBJ at an AMP. I imagine if I went back a couple times, that could be had.

Everything was so good that when the main event came, it wasn't quite as good in comparison. Don't get me wrong, the main event was damn enjoyable, but just not quite up to the level of the rest of the service.

After the main event, she cleaned me up and continued massagi for a while. I think we may have gone over our hour, and she just stopped at what felt like a natural ending. It was a nice perk of heading out in the mid-afternoon, and I forgot all about that stripper.

On leaving, mamasan apologized for not knowing me, and made sure I was well taken care of. She also informed me that the parking lot across the street will take validated tickets from them. I had to chuckle at that once I got out, because I'm not sure I'd ever want to get validation at an AMP. What's next, valet parking?

Gina's another jewel, folks, so enjoy her while you can.