Massage Parlor Reports

[rare pokemon hunter]

Do what I did. Walk out of the room, stark naked and find the mamasan. Tell her the problem and you want another girl. I got another girl and started over. And I NEVER heard of an upselling problem at that AMP again...

Or you can continue to pay $1.2 and we'll all have to have a fight with our providers and have mediocre sex because we won't pay the extra.

LL

 

[Pompal 09.]

Angel Therapy. Long time observer, first time poster. Went to said location for the second time with similar results. Dropped a pretty penny first time there to ensure I was remembered. Which worked quite well in my favor.

Yoko (sp? ) was very attentive. Shower was everything one would expect, followed by sauna for 5 min to dry off. Massage is nothing to write home about, but upon flip I enjoyed a mouthful of youthful taco salad and a standard NOVA finish. I'm assured that next visit there will be FS.

I paid the standard .8 with a .4 tip for my 2nd visit. I have to say that it was substantially more for the 1st encounter, but worth it given that there were two of the little asian beauties.

Yoko only:
Face: 7
Body: 8
Effort/attention: 7
TS: 8
Finish: 9

Not bad, and I will return.

 

[Creek]

With all the closings I finally decided to try Sky. I've been looking at their site for a long time and they actually reduced their price now to only $200. It was my first time doing this sort of thing so I didn't know what to expect. I'm glad to say it wasn't that bad at all. A lot more private than walking past clubgoers and homeless people in DC.

I saw Ruby and she was very pretty and probably one of the youngest girls I've seen. She has a nice rack and a small frame which is a combination I love. Overall, not bad for my first time and I'll probably keep checking out Sky until the AMP scene starts up again if ever.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have been watching the traffic about Misha and comments about BBBJ. Misha is a very unusual and sweet KGirl who is more like a Geisha than I have ever encountered on the DC spa scene. This is not about computing an Olympic score for perfromance on a scale of 1 to 10. She knows how to make a client feel good about life. No regrets. Little dog Tamba probably has more soul than most of us. Misha is sweet. Let's not make her sound less so. I respect her.

 

[maya s]

I drove by Rio tonight and it is still closed. If anyone can give an update that would be great!

 

[Boru]

I was dreaming yesterday. Had to visit the O. K. Corral. I happened to be there around noon. Found a place to park and walked the two blocks to the door. My favorite part of the dream, Coco was there. Way cool. I visited the shower then the sauna. Nice to get clean & warm in the same shot.

After a visit to all the right areas, we traveled back to the room. Definitely enjoyed the hard massage, walking on the back, steady pressure all over. Asked the big question (like the airport only better). She returned in a few and the flip was complete. Nice ride for a cowgirl, then we met with a missionary. After the missionary left we walked the dog, and everything was complete. Everyone was happy and sated.

The dream seemed to end at this point. However I can remember soft skin and very nice boobs. I dream vividly sometimes. Colors, locations, people. All seem to be real. Anyway. That's it.

Overall a solid 8 across the scale.

Will repeat.

Mamasan now knows me. Kinda cool.

Cabbie

 

[corncake38]

Check back a month or two for my last post on the place. That's my most recent visit.

 

[Stephenie]

Went there recently and had to wait for my gal for 15 minutes (a first. Nadia is a beautiful korean with the biggest eraser type nipples I have ever seen! Great TS with lots of rubbing and attention to all the nooks. Back to the room everything was on the table including DATY, CBJ, prostate massage and all positions in FS. Run to her or pm for more information.

 

[Ramin]

Recently visited the DC area again for work and was looking for a nice place to relax. I went to Happiness last year, but since they are closed I needed to find a new place. After RTF I discovered 1413 was right near where I was staying. So, on a Friday morning I called to see if they were open and dropped by.

I saw a girl named Nana. Nice enhanced see+ rack and a very tight body. Probably in her late 30's, but I am not good at judging age. She and the Mamasan both knew it was my first time there, but they didn't ever give me any trouble. I told Nana I used to go to Happiness and she told me she used to work there 2 years ago.

Anyway, she was very very good at what she did. The only thing I can complain about is that she was rushed in everything she did. The table shower was great but fast. The massage was great but short. The main event was great but still pretty fast (blame me for that maybe). Although I did get an extra massage at the end (when I asked) in order to fill almost 45 or 50 minutes.

So Nana is a score in my book. Her body is tight and she has the experience to know what guys like. I'll be back for more next time. BTW, her massage might break some guys that like it soft. Make sure you tell her if you want a light massage.

 

[winnefred]

Go...and you will see...

 

[peyton blair summers]

A weekend in the big apple can be alot of fun........

 

[Like legitly legit]

There were five that went to tial not six. All five were found guilty by a jury. But the judge was very unhappy with the feds case because they tried to distort the facts. At the end of the trial, the judge said he was not going to sentence these five like the ones who had plead guilty, meaning it would be less than 10 months. (the average sentence was 10 months for those who plead guilty.)

If you caught the Sunday article in the post a few months back it was very interesting about the whole human traffic issue. These non profits like the Polaris Group were suppling the feds with info based on info from the internet They were being given huge grants and all they did was surf the net looking for bogus info on human trafficing.

The prosecution looked really stupid because they actually believed these girls were being forced to work. Everyone of them said they could leave anytime they wanted.

The ironic part was that this all occured in the manhattan district of NY.

Now the korean spa girls feel safest doing their work in manhattan and the stupid prosecution thinks they cleaned it up. If you take a look at Eros the korean/asian thread you can see that that is where all the hottties have gone.

It is a train ride away if you are interested.

Commonsense

 

[Boo]

Long time lunker that decided to take the plunge. I visited orange this past week and was taken care off.

I am not sure if it is just me or my mind messing with me, ofcourse everything was covered but over the past 3 days ive been having some small amounts of what looks to be pre-cum coming out. It doesnt seem to be coming out by itself but only when I squeeze. I dont have any pains or any other weird feelings. Of course I discussed cleanliness with my provider and she told me she was clean and that she gets tested prior to the fun. I guess I might have been naive.

Should this be a cause of concern? I have avoided any type of sex with my SO in fear that I could give her something. Is this just my nerves messing with me? Any good recommendation from the seniors?

 

[ATV HOPEFUL I]

Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Flying
Fuck

 

[MEEEEEEEEE]

What he said. I might call a place to see if they're open, but I no longer call to see who is available. Everyone is always available, you come right now, we not busy, you come now.

When I want to know about the girl's vacation status, I ask the mamasan, then I ask another girl, if I decide to stay. The discrepancies usually help you figure out what is going on, and sometimes the girl is surprisingly honest. "She fired, I hate her". Meow.

 

[regular american]

Is Happy the same Happy from a couple months ago?

 

[meerkat]

This is getting ridiculous. Here I am *trying* to contribute to the board when even a newbie beats me to the post. Mebbe I'm getting rusty.

Anyways, I have to second the review on Nana. To add some details, she is young. Probably the youngest of the providers that I got to peek at during the wait for the TS. She's roughly a be cup (the bikini she wears has a bit of padding. I had a originally though a see). Not much of an ass nor a curvy figure but I liked her face. She really reminded me of someone I know from before. Nice eyelashes and makeup job (I hate when the slop it on. I feel like I'm fucking a clown). She had a good attitude, talkative but not overly, and friendly. TS was excellent, with alot of attention paid to the backside so I knew I was going to get AR (though I agree it was fairly mechanical). BTW the reason why she puts you in the sauna is because there is only ONE table shared amongst FIVE girls so she has to alert the mamasan or the next girl that it's available. At least that's what I could make of her Korean. And of course she has to get her tools! On the return I got a decent massage but word of warning for guys who don't like hard massages, make sure you let her know beforehand. When she started kneeling on my back it did take me by surprise though I do enjoy hard massages. Everything else was as DAM describes. In the beginning she asked me how much more when asked what I would like and I responded with the standard fare. I figured this was just a newbie test but when I paid her at the end of the session she tried it again. That's just annoying. So I too conclude that I will not likely repeat.

But damn guys, stop giving me sloppy seconds!

 

[kaiy2k]

Yes! You use the McPherson Square metro stop to get there!

 

[Conway Twitty]

Called momma and headed to shell green. Arrived and was met by a very attractive momma san. Was told another customer was waiting and to come back later. Left dissapointed but momma was nice and very apologetic. May head back in a few days after pent up demand is released.

 

[celiajn6]

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