Massage Parlor Reports

[Marketa]

I had just left at noon. What happened? What did they say or do to you?

 

[loves2read]

Need some joy in my life so I decided to *Smile *

Sue came to the door. 30's, skinny,"see's" and really pretty face. I got there early and she was mms and working (9:50am). .6 entry.

TS was thorough and rough with a scrubbing everywhere. Massage was the best ever! She backwalked me and cracked every vertebrae in my back. It was actually pretty painful. At moments I wanted her to stop. There is a mirror on the far wall that allows you to see her tiny cute body jumping up and down on your seemingly fragile frame as she tortures you.

On the flip, she allowed roaming and suckling. I asked for FS and she said they fired girls for providing too many extras. But she did go all out to make my visit fun by fully disrobing and allowing roaming inside & out. 1.0 tip for the champion level effort. She is my ATF, YMMV.

 

[xxabbyxxjoexx]

For what it's worth, the few providers I've gotten to know well told me that they knew ahead of time what they were getting themselves into and what they'd be expected to do working in AMPs before they entered the U.S. As you know, there's been an active sex trade in Korea for a long, long, time, so if one wants to make quick money and maybe land a husband and the elusive Green Card, it's quite an alluring, albeit risky profession.

One provider told me that she tells her family back in Korea she's here working as a waitress (though she does serve it up in a manner of speaking.)

Someone mentioned that some of the defendants from Black Wednesday were sentenced recently, though I've seen no press releases whatsoever about Black Wednesday on the ICE web site since August 16 last year. As Lex mentioned, the Feds characterized the "crime" all wrong. If anything, it's racketeering, conspiracy, tax evasion, and money laundering by the spa owners, taxi drivers, and money transmitters, not human trafficking. One girl mentioned she feared "harassment" of her family back home in Korea if she quit working before she paid her debt.

No further press releases have appeared about the girls that were "freed" (sic) during the raids, either (e.g. how many were bonafide trafficking "victims" and how many were working voluntarily and were deported.)

Too bad the Post article didn't mention the actual results of the massive Black Wednesday raids--it was probably a colossal waste of government resources for the minimal results achieved, which is why there has been a news blackout on the aftermath.

 

[Apricot Girl]

Unfortunately,

TBWNN is closed.

 

[DavidBrain]

Pretty dead out on the loop tonight. Lots of guys, lots of LEOs. One marked car had 4 LEOs in it. Saw 'em stopped in an alley on the loop peeking around the corner with binoculars. Seems they're on every corner this morning. Saw one girl, not even decent looking.

 

[Cubrocrerroda]

(((COMON MAN))) JJ you've been here this length of time and you haven't figured it out?
The majority of these people just enjoy confrontation / debating. Most of them would actually make good politicians, doesn't take much just a liar and a cheat........... lol,lol

 

[florence]

I was in DC on business the week of July 20 and paid a visit to 14K early in the week and had a reasonably good visit with Sophia.

On Thursday i decided to make a second visit and was surprised to find the gate to the stairs locked at about the time when I had made my first morning visit. I was frustrated so I walked over to make a visit to the 4th floor. This was open and i had an OK visit with mimi?? On my way back to where I parked my car I detoured to walk past 14K and it was still locked and the same man was standing there watching who approached the gate. I also drove past Green and saw the infamous sign. Too bad about these places as i had some really good times at Green and it is so much out of the way that it shouldn't bother neighbors.

Thanks so much to you DC fans for your reviewing. I do not get to DC very often and I is nice to know where the spots are that are open so i do not have to drive all over to find a good visit.

 

[$hanea :)]

MD, NOVA, DC, NC, etc., I usually tip after the fact, and with the exception of a first time visit, I am almost never dissapointed. Whatever the maximum service available, it can be had without dropping money before the service. At the very least, when I pay the house fee, Mammasan or the provider might get a glimpse of what I have left, but she won't know how much it really is and I never carry in more than .2 over the normal tip for the area.

If it comes down to negotiating, by the time she is asking for more tip, questions of LEO are usually long gone and a fair and straightforward deal can be made.

The earlier ad hominems against the esteemed Sr. memeber notwithstanding, his question was valid and deserving of a valid answer.

For what it's worth, .2 tip for a simple but well done massage is more than reasonable if the house fee is .6. That is a 30% tip - well above what our SO's tip for manicures/pedicures/waxings/etc.

AD

 

[Das Boot]

Police Academy V?

They need better training programs.

 

[fatsausage]

Yesterday. May. Great session.

JJ, I kept to the DC norm...

Nuke

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I was downtown last week and went over to ORANGE. I spent time with J, very pretty lady and it was wonderful. Take a trip thru here when you have a moment. Typical Setup with entry fee, TS and back to the room for the rest.

 

[indian_cowboy]

Nobody is saying to overpay, which is why I laughed at Jake's story, but we should treat $100 as the minimum, not the maximum. When you go to a restaurant and the waitress is absolutely horrible, you can choose to tip absolutely nothing, but you still have to pay for the food. Same thing, a girl may act like a b-tch, but you still have to pay $100 for the FS. If they give you a great time, what's wrong with an additional $20? The $100 is only referred to as a "tip" due to legal misconceptions, not unlike Craigslist girls believing using the word "roses" will somehow protect them.

You insinuate in another post that it's all about greed, yet in this one, you claim money is not a factor in getting better talent or service. Why is it that one gets better service at a Sheraton compared to a Comfort Inn? A famous restaurant in Georgetown during dinner time compared to IHOP at 3AM when there are no other customers? A Mercedes dealership compared to a Hyundai dealership?

Meanwhile, the "talent is fine" yet you have no good reviews minus Suzy in half a year! You are relatively new to DC, so maybe that frequency is okay in other places, but that's not fine for me at all! One good girl in six months is HORRIBLE!

Anyway, to answer your earlier question, I've never been to 1333 and probably won't anytime soon due to a past incident, but I heard that at Green, one older lady stays constant while the rest of the lineup is rotated, and reviews on this forum lead me to believe that older lady is Suzy. So that probably means she either 1) has some ownership stake or 2) she lives in the area or 3) possibly both. Either way, she'll probably be back sooner than later. That's if she is the "constant".

 

[ynot]

Note to self: Do not go to GHS while drunk or with an otherwise distorted sense of direction.

 

[imamidnightlover]

Not to imply that my 'unspent manhood soap opera' of late is the same level of interest as "The Young and the Restless" but for those following my recent posts you know that I've walked out of several places with a wad of cash remaining in my pocket but also a wad of jizz remaining in my sack. Tonight was no exception.

NoVa.--- I made a bunch of calls from postings out of the WashCP, one posting advertised your choice of either Moo Goo Gai Pan or Bulgogi, however when I called sen ohh fee fee fee sik nan too ohh nan, a dood answered "Asian Massage" and I'm thinking fork this, I ain't goin' no place where I got some mofo lurking in the woodwork so I kept making calls.

Got a pickup from a lady w/a Viet accent. Not exactly my cup of tea but after having made nearly a dozen calls, this seemed to be the only game in town so I went for it. Had me park at BJs across from Landmark since the EOS apt complex doesn't have guest parking.

Went to the apt and the lady who answered looked Spanish, not at all Viet, but believe it or not, about a solid 5/10. So I'm thinking hmm this is interesting, walk inside, walk past another gal in the kitchen. I didn't notice any dudes so I was still ok with everything.

Got down to the negotiation and the one point two was only for a full body massage, huh?

I said I don't need to dam massage, I just need to get my poke on and she said she could do it for one point six. No way, my limit is one point two so I asked for the other girl. She walks in, same thing so I leave.

Both girls were about 5'6" 5'7" the first one was about a buck and a quarter to a buck thirty with a solid see cup upstairs and a little extra weight on the hips. The next was tipping the toledo's at I'the estimate a buck and a half, possibly as high as a buck and three fourths.

I'the do either one but no way at that price. If anyone wants, da digits are sen ohh fee fi ate sen fo sik ate fee

NOTE: I remember when PPV events featured not just a main event but close to a half dozen world championship undercard bouts for $40. Now all you get under the main event is a couple of 'infomercial' showcase bouts and the price eforum.xxx is $50. When this started happening, I stopped buying anymore PPV on pure principle. I also remember when 60 could get you a hole to hide in, another two dimes would get you at least a 7/10 FS and a full franklin would get you frenching and a bbbjwcsimcws after FS where the use of a hazmat suit was your choice. Now you're laying down three jacksons just to walk in the door? ! ? WTF. And then a franklin for a get up, got off and get out service, ridiculous.

DC

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Go to them St. The one on the 3rd fl, not the second fl. Walk in, lady takes me to a room, calls "Kayyyy", I remember a previous experience with Kay and tugged her and said "NO Kay! ". Puts me in a room, comes back later and asks 'you know that girl Kay? ' and starts to call her again, slightly frustrated I said "NO Kay! ". Then she tells me to wait a while.

This wait was unbearable and I just about upped and left when another girl opens the door. Now she wasn't great in the face but her body had a certain je ne sai quas that got my attention. She asked what I wanted, I made the indication and she said one sixty no massage, I sent her azz back, high price and bad attitude. She should WANT to be nailed by a guy like me! She walked away leaving the door wide open. Then I hear a monger at the front door, he was complaining about something and left. Then another monger walks out of his room complaining about the wait, then a third monger and a girl are having a bit of a spat, he wants his money back because she didn't do anything but she only offers a portion. He leaves disgruntled stating firmly "you all are ripping people off here". Then, believe it or not a fourth monger walks out and is adamant about a refund. When he threatened to call the police, my ears perked up. After a little back and forth, he said "I'm taking my cell phone and dialing nine one one". They sent him out the door without his cashola and I'm getting nervous.

Keep in mind my total wait at this point is roughly and hour.

Finally an older one comes in, not a looker, I'the give it about a 4 tops but I'the still hit it. Then she wants a one point six and I said I'm outta here. She goes to another room and grabs my donation but offers me a jackson less saying 'you talked too much, wasted too much time'.

With my mouth wide open I think she realized the irony of her statement and hands over the whole thing.

The place on fl 3 is what Simon Cowell would term 'a complete mess'. Learning this lesson cost me yet another evening ending in frustration.

So at this point, unless someone can come up with a skinny old lady with hair on her kitty who's willing to let me do her while holding a camera (won't film the face only the 'action') for one point two (MAX! ), I hereby declare my retirement from the sport and wish all you mongers only the best of times.

-Dr. Pussy

Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time.

 

[lonesome star]

Hey fellow hobbyers,

I am a new poster, but I am NOT new to the boards or the scene. Like many of you Downtown (Coffee) was my ATF and when that closed, then it was HWC (Michelle). Sakura/SKO was always so-so and Kinja looked too risky. After HWC, things dried up so I found my prospects via CL, but it aint the same. I'm needing that TLC that you get from an AMP.

I wanted to ask if any one would trust me to give me 411 on which of these new AMPs to try first. I'm usually loyal to one place. Backchannel if possible. I'm trying to read through the lingo and gather my own logic, but can't understand the crucial elements (which, I guess, is a GOOD thing). Give landmarks if you want, and the less foot traffic the better.

Also, I am especially fond of slightly thicker, curvier, bustier types, but overall good service trumps all.

Thanks for your help.

 

[Muhammad Body of Dog]

Hi all, first time poster. FYI, I stopped by what I believe is Paula's place yesterday (first time trying it out) and nobody answered either door. Also tried calling with no success. Hopefully everything's OK.

 

[Ginger Billy]

Ok, when I get the time and I don't get dragged back into work, I'll definitely do some recon.

I will also try to check out the Rio spa as well. I happened to be in the part of town the Rio is in back in Sept and decided to check it out. It was a saturday afternoon and I was let in the door after hitting the buzzer.

I was asked to pick the room I was in the last time I was there...well...I guess mamasan saw past my weak attempt to pick a room. Then she asked me the girl's name I saw last time. Well at this point my goose was cooked. She said nobody was working and she was going to close soon. I saw a copy of the CityPaper sitting on one of the chairs right at the top of the stairs.

Back on the street, no $$ out of my pocket, I thought I'd do some research and see what I could find. Well, I haven't been back. I will try to get to this neighborhood as well.

I've been gradually saving $$ for maybe a couple spa visits. Never been twice in 1 day.

Cabbie

 

[EL BLOBBO X]

Point well taken Lex...but some reviews would be nice amongst the discussion...as Dr. B and the newbie have lately...

 

[Zeb]

Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear about this. It must have been unnerving. I sat through when I think LE came through another place for some form of inspection, the most unfun I have had in a long time.

Has anyone noticed the new ad in the Wash. Post for a DC establishment? I don't want to call too much attention to it on here. Seems we have concluded LE reads the Internet but not the Wash. Post. But has anyone checked it out yet? I know, TOFTT, but I do not have sufficient time or $ at the moment.

Tofer

 

[Mamta]

Last Saturday, as I had to go to DC to waste my dough on Powerball tickets, I decided to make an extended stay in the city and check out what it had to offer.

Now, I don't remember the name of the place which is really screwed up because I have been there dozens of times.... It was across from a really old theater.

Anyway, this is the 2nd time I had seen Cece. I suppose it's because I asked Mamasan for some with tig-ole-bitties and maybe she's the only one there fitting the bill.

Great TS with the proper attention to the front and back; then, back to the room.

Pretty crappy massage... but who cares? Onto a very good BBBJTCWCIM. This is the 2nd time I had this with her and, once again, she seemed surprised that I let loose in her mouth, but each time I gave her ample notice. Maybe she was unaware that I would provide a Peter North mouth-filling deposit!

Anyway, just as the 1st visit, no 2nds were offered. But, as I have been paying $$$/hour to providers who advertise on the net, my CPP (cost per pop) is about the same. Although I would have loved a 2nd pop, I accepted my fate and left pretty damn happy.

Be good and have fun.

Van