Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Normally I don't go out to New York, but I had the chance the other day and decided to go anyway. Met a technician named Tina. Gentlemen, here is a rare gem. She was young, probably early to mid 20s, with a very fresh and cute face. Attitude was very friendly and playful. Great body with the exception of the fake boobies - which is fine with me. If they exist, they're real.

Standard TS and massagi, great CBJ. during the main event, either she was a very good actress or she really does enjoy her work.

Definite recommend, and definite repeat.

 

[oswegolindzmeta]

Had some time to go to da circle today decided to check out the brightest star even in the day time

Easy entrance.

Mms didn't give me a chance to ask for girl did say it wasn't my first time tho

Waiting 10 mins in the room

First therapist was jun. But after reading about all the great things on susie, wanted to check her out.

Another 30 mins later, finally got some time with susie.

She is as described in the other accounts. Great body (nice knockers) ok face, probably mid 30s.

After paying the house charge. Got a phone call and had to go back to work. (waiting around for 40 mins doesn't help) but mms was quick to return the $.

Apparently there are three girls working today, susie, jun, and angie. Got a glimpse of angie around the hallways. Have to say, susie probably has the nicest body, angie (looks young, but might be the makeup) is not so much my type, but if I go back, I might have to go with jun. Decent body. Decent face. Probably late 20s early 30s. Dunno. I prefer my therapists younger I guess.

So I left with unfinished business. Might go back later tonight. Should I go back to stargazing, or check out the 1333 place near by? Any recommendations?

Btw, seems there is another shop right down the street called jasmine. Anyone with any info on that one?

So while this is not a full review. Wanted to break the 0 post count and start somewhere.

 

[XYZ]

Interesting you say this. What if we froze the wages/salaries of all patrons for 10 years.

 

[Mrs.C]

The big problem with AMPs is the same problem you have with anything in this country which relates to men, women, and their attitudes toward each other. Due to our pilgrim forebears, we have all inherited a most fucked up attitude toward sex. Americans are basically afraid of sex and of their own sexuality. They are also, incidentally, opposed to healthy fun and enjoyment.

At different periods in our history (the 60's for example) various movements have arisen which have tried to oppose these unfortunate attributes of our national character. But eventually they were all doomed to failure. It's no accident that the only place to enjoy a natural massage with perhaps a happy ending is an AMP. Asians, in my experience, have the healthiest attitudes toward how one leads a happy and healthy life.

I wish that those of us who love and enjoy AMPs would rise up and lobby for the acceptance of these establishments which provide a much needed outlet for our natural need for pleasure and sexual release.

LexLuther

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ran across this pic of the great bed/table inside Green that put a smile on my face a few times. Man I wish I was back in DC!

 

[Juan]

The prices of these locations are fine. The average household income in the D.C. area is way above the national average and way above the threshold required to keep these places running. The problem with the scene in D.C. is blatant mismanagement. The simple fact of the matter is the scene is getting too old, too fast. Every year that passes it is harder and harder to find decent therapists below even 35 years old. I feel like people in D.C. don't really fight against this trend but instead adopt a "well, it's good to have an experienced provider" or "older women provide better service" attitude. Why is it spas near Woodbridge or spas near Baltimore can get younger therapists? Why are all the younger therapists in D.C. run off? The more young providers that take off the worse things get as the few that remain get overworked and underpaid relative to their increasing demand.

There isn't even a location where you pay exorbitantly high rates to see young therapists for a TAMP session in this entire city. The closest you come are some escort services that continue to be miscategorized as 'massage parlors' or Vermont (a location that has a ton of old therapists now). That's shockingly sad.

 

[STEVEN F]

Interestingly, a judge this week struck down a Herndon law barring drivers from discussing temporary employment situations with illegal immigrants (...er, undocumented workers) who just happen to be standing around on the streetcorner near, say, a Home Depot. The cited reason was that this violated people's First Amendment right of free expression. (Right. Got it.) Now, waiting to see if this extends to female "undocumenteds" who just happen to be standing around on the street corners. Ya think thisthis same judge would hold for the "free expression rights" of drivers who just happen to be interested in temporary employment situations at between the hours of, say, 11pm and 5am? (Yeah, right. Got it again. Not unless that judge contributed to the political campaigns of, say, Senators Craig or Kennedy or some guy named Clinton.

 

[theologynut]

Seeing that 14K was closed, I stopped by Vermont for the first time after it reopened (knowing that they offered less services). Attitude and service, unfortunately, was too businesslike there - will not return.

 

[Minda Now]

Went by 1333 Conn. the other day. Got there before the after work rush began, that buzzer got pretty busy. First time there and yeah, that's a lot of pink. Aujima asks if I'd been there before, I say no and she asks for the house fee, The exchange is made and she leads me to the room at the end of the hallway. A few minutes later in walks Nana. 'Hey, I remember you from 14K' 'Oh, you remember me, I work there long time ago'. Nana may look a little thick, but there's muscle under there, this girl is fit. I got undressed and we hurried to the shower, but she took her time once we were in. We chatted a bit while she soaped me up, she has great hands and lingered a bit at all the right spots. Back at the room she seemed happy I remembered her, gave her the tip, she left came back and got undressed. A tongue bath, nipple rub on my back and AR then on the flip BJ became CBJ. How she do that? I called myself looking the whole time. Anyway, She climbed up and let me at those wonderful C's. After a little 69 she slipped it in and rode away. She seemed to genuinely enjoy herself so I lay there and let her work. Wow, I wish that would happen more often. We even paused a couple of times. During one of the breaks, she said that she kinda remembered me and was glad I remembered her and went back to work, vigorously. Nana was trying to make a repeat sale. It worked; will repeat. I popped soon after our last break, she rested for a minute and then cleaned me up. While I was getting dressed I heard, 'next time you come back we do two times'. OK, ow, stop twisting my arm. Guess the DC tour I was planning is going to have an extra stop at the same place.

 

[sipadan]

Ska T.,

Excellent review. I've occasionally seen very old women in AMP's. When I asked who they were, the mamasan would usually tell me that it was the owner. Contrary to popular belief, I think the mamasan's are not usually the owner. They usually just work there as manager. I think the owners are just people with some cash who can afford to rent the space, refurbish it if needed, and then they usually sit at home and reap the rewards of their risk-taking. To me, it's important to understand how this industry operates. It gives you a better understanding of what all the players are doing, what motivates them, etc.

LexLuther

 

[shahab_phoenix]

Don't fuck with Montgomery County Police. Listen to the others that have advised you to take the Metro into DC for fun.

 

[ladydi]

You know (seriously, no joke) I can't recall a room in an AMP that didn't have some little dark hole in the ceiling, but I always said to myself "nah, can't be."

 

[ajtheactress]

Had a so-so experience at Star (same prices as before). I forgot the provider's name, but she looked good enough at first in the dim room when she walked in. In the shower room, I noticed a few extra pounds on her abdomen and backside. Decent face though. I did not go for FS. I saw a nice-looking girl with a petite build on the way back from the TS (named Gigi I think).

 

[Jazz]

Co Ro Jee is homeless.

 

[Jonas S]

Not the norm at most AMP's. Usually covered. I haven't been offered BBBJ in a while.

Who did you see?

 

[smeaty3]

I remember that place...right above the Subway Sammich Shop, near the firehouse. Great talent. Very nice atmospehere too... has it relocated? The mamsan was a great provider as well.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Since it was raining yesterday and I had nothing else on the docket, I decided to venture out and see what might pop up at one of the city's AMPs. Got to the first location, but they were all busy. So, I headed over to the AMP at the intersection of 9055 and 421. Lo! And behold, my favorite was there and available. So, I says to the MMS, "I'll go with the hour, please."

The girl comes in, prepares the room, and takes the door fee to MMS. After a few minutes, she comes back in and we head for the TS. That session, all by itself, was enough to get the night air's chill off. In fact, the water was almost (but not quite) too hot. But, the TS was another soapy, sensual affair. We had some conversation while in the shower, before going back to the room to dry off. Then, she had me lie down and began a very satisfying rub-down.

Just from the actual muscle work, she had me relaxed all over and stiff in just one spot. At one point, she removes her entire uniform, revealing her nicely shaped bod, and began the second phase of the session. This was the first time she gave AR (with cover, of course) before the flip, where the action continued with attention to the jewels before CBJ (using a different cover, which she skillfully switched, as I later discovered when I saw both covers). This lasted for a while until she decided to lie down and work her clit for a bit while I sucked her nips.

Then, she says in that sultry voice, "Now, honey, get inside me." (Did that take me long to comply? Heck, no! ) We went at it for about 10-15 minutes. She seemed to come twice but, if she was faking, she gave a pretty decent immitation of "the white eye rollback" (as Greaseman used to say). She hadn't lubed herself up beforehand, which I could determine from fingering her during the CBJ, yet she was plenty moist.

After some more LFK, some close hugging, and as much filibustering as he could take, the Junior Senator from Rome was ready to speak loudly. Even after I'd come, she wanted me to keep thrusting, and she (appeared to) come once more. Afterward, we cuddled for a few minutes, but she wouldn't let me touch her clit or suck her nipples ("Too sensitive now.". And a bit ticklish, too). Then, she went and got some mouthwash and hot towel to clean up. I was thoroughly drained at the conclusion of this session. She helped me dress, got me some water, and then saw me to the door with a kiss on the cheek. I tipped her $ and thanked the MMS, and then exited to my car. Half an hour later, I was home and ready for some sleep.

I learned a couple things about this gal: (1) She does a decent, if not expert, back-walking. She had not done that in my earlier sessions with her, so this was a nice surprise. (2) She will probably be leaving, to return to Seoul for good, by the end of the year. (3) She achieved a milestone recently, by her own admission.

Senior members and trusted/established Regular members can PM me for info. If you do not have a good posting history, your chances of a reply will be less than 100% in this current atmosphere of AMP closings (even if they do manage to re-open sometimes). And, if you've acted like a pinprick or just a run-of-the-mill prick, your chances of a reply are less than 0%. You all know who you are, in each of these categories. And, if anyone finds this review "useless, " well, you know what you can do. Rank my reviews like folks rank buyers and sellers on e-Bay. The value is what you place on it. Have fun at the Forum.

R::R

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Friendliness: 8.5
Comfort: 8

Therapist
FBAS: 7.5, 8.5, 8.5, 9
Vitals: ~110#, ~5'-2", 36C, pencil nips, tanned, straight black hair w/ reddish highlights, dark eyes, shaved
Value: High - I would repeat

 

[jiggles]

I recall many years back(late 90s), this one girl who I saw from time to time over a 6yr period at a AMP said she netted about 20k a month,etc. Thats serious mula. She had a Porche with the wing on the back, a serious crib(I went over once, she needed a ride home,didnt park her Porshe in DC) so back in the day some of these girls made some money for sure.

 

[katie h]

saw sara that loopy reviewed. cute girl. good service. she reminds me of one the girls singing in this music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7fdSkp8ds

loopy said she will be gone by this weekend but she told me she here until the end of the month. must have changed her mind.

 

[Miss?spelled wrong]

That's funny, there's a high school kid with your name on Facebook.