Massage Parlor Reports

[Nima]

How can that be? They just rehabbed that building, top to bottom. I may have to return to DC to see.

 

[Finnegan Vegan Again]

I don't post much anymore. I have been on a quest for THE Ultimate AMP Experience.

I think I found it. If anyone knows where I can get the service as found in the following link in the US please send me a PM.

Crazy Dick

http://youporn.com/watch/156769

 

[Glitch]

I have a review but have some hesitation simply posting it on the board for everyone to read.

I can tell you the expreience was a bit different from what I'm used to. Not bad, just different.

Trusted members can PM. Sorry for being cryptic, but I feel it's for the best.

Cabbie!

 

[Kerozene]

As I said, I'm not a frequent hobbyist, so I don't have a lot to share. The reason I come here is the same as the many who never post anything. To get info for the next visit. I'm not whining, just a little frustrated by the lack of information. This is what it says in the Forum FAQ in bold red letters:

What is the purpose of this Forum?

The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.

 

[Cato]

I used to go into places back when I was 23 or 28 and they thought I was a High Schooler and I was like "so what", are you kiddng me?

Either way, if we get busted, we are going down (hehehehhehe)

 

[bubbleyumm]

Decided to stop by H&H, I picked Alex for my session. I have seen here in the past and the sessions were all decent. BUT...this time, she rushed the session.
I do not recommend you see her.

 

[Asanka]

I’M really grateful to posters on this forum. Before a business trip to DC this summer, I RTFF’d and was able to set up two memorable sessions with Candy and Rose at 14K on the first try. For my current trip, it was hard to see what, if anything, was worth patronizing among all the doom and gloom over Black Weds. The AMP on PA ave SE seemed like the best bet, and I can testify after a fantastic session on Monday that the DC scene can still roar. With continuous anal attention during the TS, she had my member straining for attention. After CBJ she came hard during DATY, then got cozy in CG. I pounded her very tight kitty during DG. I still shiver at my pop in her mouth because this girl really knows how to suck cock. All this for $. 6, although I tipped it higher. TS-9; Looks-8; Service-10. I’ll tell you her name after my second helping later this week.

BTW if you come to SF, I can direct you to some scrumptious kitty about a half hour south of downtown. Our suburban AMPs are still very comfortable with no LE presence I can detect.

 

[choudhary_ajay1980]

Did go by to 14k today, asked for Rose but was told that she will be back next week. Did see another therpist name Diane. Not trying to get into to much details, but everything was standard from what you would normally expect from 14K. Just was to return the favors to this forum, since I did manage to get help from others here.

 

[eee]

Well, depending on the rash, it doesn't matter if its dining at the Y or not, you'll get the rash--just depends on where.

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[Declan]

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! That's why I am receiving requests like: "Marry me" on regular basis. I am not a millionare at all. Most of those girls are working 7 days a week, and You, guys, You are cheap on them. I can not accuse You in that - most of You did work hard for those money. However, there are nothing even around 100K per year.

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[Tigger]

Visited 14 today and met with Joanne for an outstanding reflexology and stress relief session. After TS, negotiated for quick release followed by stretching exercises punctuated by CW, mish, and dog.

I can't say enough about Joanne's professional demeanor and willingness to please. I can't imagine ever frequenting an non-AMP establishment now that I have experienced true "customer satisfaction. " Also, she has the strongest hands I've yet to experience.- be nice or she might discipline you.

 

[dvdljns]

Yes, a thousand times yes. We must be a desperate lot to keep her in business all this time. If I went often enough, I suppose I might build up callouses...

 

[Judy M]

Had a minute today, so rather than add to my girth, decided to go back for some regal attention. Was given Ricki, who did not bring the smiles that her native land is known for. She is 30ish, and could stand to move about 10# from her gut to her skinny butt. She does not enjoy her job, and it shows. Perfunctory TS, with all contact via the Brillo pad. No attention to primary spots. Back in the room, a fair massaggee, but she did try to please with that at least.

After the question, quickly on with the equipment for a brief and somewhat uninspired lesson in the french language. I did ask to return the favor, was informed that she "didn't like that, I could do her, but she would not like it". Oh well, on with she show, proceeded through a couple of exercises, and finished practicing her manual shift technique.

She openly stated that she was here only for a month and just to make the money. Says she can only respond to her own hand when seeking excitement. Think I'll wait 'til she leaves (in 3 weeks) before I return to this venue.

B/F/A/S
5/7/3/5 R: No
AM

 

[YO! Eighth Account]

Hey Fellow Mongs,

Had this daydream of going down to 1413 for the first time, and I must say it was a nice daydream indeed. Sweet Ahjima (sp? ) greeted me, asked for line up but didn't' get it (yet to get one). Then in walked in Nana. Sweet little girl with fantastic fake boobies, the perfect handful (although I like them LARGE, anyone know a good large breasted asian girl for me? ). Excellent TS, Excellent Masagi, got the AR which I'm not particularly fond of. Got a CBJ, but her mouth was kinda small and I'm a little above average, so got some teeth scraping. Maybe this is the girl that bites a little? Pretty good rollin in the hay. Standard positions, mish, DS, cowgirl. No FK, but other than that let me rome a lot. Standard rates.

I'm still a big fan of Supra and wish it would open back up, but 1413 is definetly a thumbs up for me.

Nana@1413
Face: 7
Body: 7
T/S: 8
Massagi: 9
Perfomance 6

Pretty good standard, I'll go back for a repeat for sure, but try and get another girlie......cause I'm all about the new flavor

Just woke up from daydream,

Rusian

 

[oldtimekid]

Does anybody know where works Yumi from 1413 K. I met her 4 weeks ago, they say she doesn't works there anymore.

Thank you.

 

[Mr. Systemic Autistic]

Pricing advice read, and taken.

Thanks for the info, I will NOT be overpaying again. Now if only I could find that bottle of Scope.

 

[Shaun R]

I'm the ghost...

Drew. Brilliant

 

[Teapotistic Pastafarian]

Thanks LAX, I got the info!

 

[Voudu]

Don't accept any bullshit people throw your way either. The rate is the rate and has been that forever, so don't get suckered by the upsell. Ask to see the girls. Smack mamasan on the ass. Be cool.

I remember the first time I went to an AMP, I was 20 (turning 21 in a week), and got told to go away. Came back with my fresh ID and made a point to just be at ease with things. Now there's no turning back.

 

[junebug493]

Okay Gentlemen, please turn your flame throwers OFF! I have a simple question and no R-ingTFF is giving me a simple answer.

What is the standard fee & tip in the DC AMPS these days? It seems to vary greatly, and from my lurking, I have seen than some mongers are being asked for more! We all know what a turn-off that is.

Can we agree on a standard?

Cheers,

TC.

Yes I'm a newbie, but my Uncle's name is Tom!