Massage Parlor Reports

[Deo Maskey]

Go get one of those "throw away" cell phones over at Best Buy or almost anywhere else and use that for you messing around. I like the Virgin phones, seems to go with the purposes.

Get the email address I just invited you to have and use that one for these things.

Check yourself from time to time if the feeling changes to be sure the condom is in place!

BE CAREFUL!!!!!!

JJ

 

[karmagrl76]

I hope you have lowered your tip for the service that you are describing as I have gotten FS many times for 100.

 

[The fish guy]

Scott,

Not to jump in the middle of your head BUT - if you were to READ THE FLIPPIN' FORUM and POST one of your own experiences first we would probably be more willing to give you information.

Time and time again someone comes in here with their FIRST posting being a question like that and that person gets seriously flamed!

So, do some research on your own. Go somewhere for a session then post all about it and THEN you might get answers to your requests.

For a hint - read the SPORTS section of the Washington Post. There might be an ad near the bottom of one of the pages you can try.

Otherwise - WELCOME!!

Now go RTFF!!

JJ

 

[adiavoy]

I'll second that. Steamvac? Sounds like what you do for a living.

Cabbie!

PS not what I do for a living.

 

[MikeL]

Yes sun is alive and well. When again on Sunday morning and saw Cherry. Tall k girl about 5-10, very very skinny lady with acne on face and back. I rate her a 5 but I was there so might as well. She told me superman, yes common catch phrase but she said all guys in morning superman since takes longer to pull the trigger. Actually my big ($)($) girl from Monday night already gone and new mamassan from Monday night as well. Too bad she was nice.

Ah my thai monger friend LL. Yes you have big dog status here with your monster load of posts and me just ting tong man baht me and homie snipes aren't same same. Khoa jai? 555!

 

[England Sadness]

Was on Friday's 10 pm local Fox News. Check out the sideboard vid here:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/...ale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

 

[kicker]

Well I stand corrected. After just posting that service has been good, I had the second worst AMP experience ever at Orange.

The door was opened by a cutie (for her age) that called herself Jachia. I had her repeat it a couple of times and she said "like Chia Pet". Anyway, the TS was extremely short, barely wiped me down but it was busy so I figured they needed to use the shower and I had showered before coming anyway so off to the room.

To keep down the detail, she wanted to skip the massage, do business and get me out.

She said it was busy and they did not have enough girls. I let her know this was unacceptable and that customers expect more than a quickie pop and a boot out the door. I did not care if other customers were waiting, I was a customer too.

Ajima, if you are reading this, what happened? You must train the new crop to take care of the customers. If it is very busy either turn people away (I have been turned away many times) or tell us up front that 1/2 hour is all that is available. Since the economy is down, it is a little harder to come up with the fees to visit, you must make the visits worth while.

 

[Clever nickname]

Not the same 'Nana', but definately the same skill set.

 

[classigal888]

Okay, I decided to answer my own question about Lisa and ventured into Chinatown to find Golden Nails. I can confirm what has already been written about the experience in this forum, but should add two friendly amendments:

1) I didn't encounter any weird throng of people around the steps. However, I was there around mid-day and had to weave through a pretty typical urban mixed bag of pedestrians and loiterers. I can see that end of the block feeling pretty rough-and-tumble after dark, but the daytime scene just seemed like a busy street that could have been in any number of Chinatowns around the country.

2) There is another Golden Nails on 7th St. That seems to be associated with this place. I asked after Lisa there and was very politely but clearly steered to the joint on H St. Make sure you know where you're going.

I'll repeat the visit eventually because of the price, convenience, and the sheer novelty. Didn't feel weird behind the curtain since no other patrons were around. The massage was just fine. Not terrific, but a welcome treatment and worth the walk to Chinatown by itself. As for the final chapter, well. The technique was a bit unusual and daily repeats would undoubtedly result in callouses.

Still, I would return. Happy to share more details.

Cheers

 

[Slippery]

Like one of my old bosses used to say:

"Don't bring me any problem that you do not have a proposed solution for."

So - What is the solution?

JJ

 

[GraceMickaila]

What's the address or metro stop that it's near? That's what I've been trying to find out.

 

[snowlilly23]

I sat thru a raid at the fruit stand today at 4:30 PM.

Just finished my TS when the self-righteous jack-booted thugs barged in.

Heads up gents.

 

[MeltandFlow]

WED NITE, quiet, I'm the only monger on the chalkboard get "ViP" room. Adequate table shower, she's a easy 8. Natural, shaved, over 30 mature, small stomach, no tattos no piercings, adequate or average massage then daty does not like, but did allow minimal, a bummer, everything covered, I like the safe approach, LFK during the session. No significant rear, minimal nipples, not responsive, but girl is still a looker with all these limitations, Just lay there so I had to go to my memory bank to give up a cup.

Droped another 5 to allow me to stay for 25min over time. Overall worth it. Will I return, maybe to no.

 

[SarahBee]

Unsteady in his knowledge of mongering the Newbie meanders the internet.

Without any thought or regard he stumbles his way into the USASG forum.

He seldom:

Reads

The

Fuckin

Forum

And is utterly clueless about the basics of monger etiquette.

When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical scheme is to act innocent.

The Newbie doesn't seek conflict, but he will lash out when his feelings are hurt.

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He often goes limp & cries when cornered, never to be heard from again.

Most Mongers will either ignore the Newbie or treat him with mild disdain.

There's a particular strong dislike against Newbie, and a few, will take special pleasure in torturing his ass.

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Unless he proves himself, TOFTT & report, he will forever be held in contempt in the forum.

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X. . .[size=-2]I too was once a newbie, but. . .[/size]

 

[Momma]

I gather these clubs have been open for a while.... did one of the girls rub somebody important the wrong way..... OR didn't rub them at all??!!!
Now if the girls haven't been forced into the business or sold as sex slaves, then whats the harm?? I guess there is no more street crime in the District if the authorities have the time to after girls providing us with a few minutes of harmles fun. Sorry I have a problem with the moral police, If I decide to visit a spa or escort, or whatever, then that is a choice between my conscience and my wallet!.
Thank for the opertunity to vent.

 

[??A Sohma at heart!??]

Hey Harley Dude 29 if you read the post, Rio is closed! But I'm sure it will re-open again. Haven't been around lately. Be safe everyone!

 

[Pratik]

Update of black wednesday trial.

Today the judge told the prosecutor to drop counts two and three. Coersion and Forced labor. Judge yelled at him.

Prosecutor wouldn't do it.

The case goes on.

 

[Tea]

This is my first ever visit and review. So be light on me. I went to Mist. As it's been covered nicely here, and I was confident it would be a good experience. I got a girl who said her name was "Kay" but she hesitated giving it so I wouldn't ask for her by that name. TS was nice, if half hearted, she got all of good bits.

The TS was followed by a crappy "massage" which consisted of her doing something between a Heimlich maneuver and just touching my back. She then asked what I wanted, to which I replied "everything" she told me it would be $.2 and I told her I only brought $. She said it was fine because I looked so young (in my early 20's) and then she told me she would come back.

I won't go into details, but if you want more send me a PM. It'll have to suffice that it ended prematurely due to my nervousness being my 1st time and the fact that she was good at what she did.

Coffee

 

[zangmo315]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting family here in VA and haven't really done the AMP scene here but have elsewhere. Went to a new place in alex., and paid 0. 8 at the door, the girl was cute enough (7) and got an alright ts and massage followed by a hands ONLY happy ending for another 0. 6. Wanted to have full service but she said they don't do that there (maybe true maybe not. Tend to think so because only had the massage table and no bed). Not knowing the DC scene did I get ripped off or was that pretty standard for those services? and what places do full service? (can pm me if nervous to post) I wanted more than happy hands, that's why.

Thanks!

 

[Truth]

Also one last point for the morning.

If you don't have that extra $20, fine. If you worry too much about inflation, fine. If you're just a cheapskate, fine.

But just realize that those who are selfish with intelligence, and yes this is a problem on this forum, are directly doing a disservice to themselves, other board members, and the girls themselves.

There are generally two reasons that a girl stays an extended period of time:

1. She is making money.
2. She isn't making THAT much money but she actually lives in the area despite lying about being from New York.

Case in point, Supra (before scattering due to LE visit).

Ruby and Susie were around a hell of a long time, and that's directly correlated to the number of reviews they were getting.

Meanwhile, apparently they are nothing compared to a girl named Tara, but she did not stay that long. Is it any coincidence that she had only a couple of reviews about her?

Don't believe me?

Ask any of the girls who carry around a laptop how important reviews and reviews are to making money. They will tell you that the difference between a girl who has good reviews and a girl who doesn't is substantial.

This is why I can't say anything bad about Sleazebum, because no matter how much of a cheapskate he claims to be, he ALWAYS provides information to the rest of us. In fact, I bet he's single-handedly responsible for 50% of the Chinese condo's business (along with 25% being from Low Jack, and 25% being from Drew Park).