Massage Parlor Reports

[Lunacy]

1hr is 60 or 80, then tip.

 

[Natalie Gorden]

As the astute among us are aware, there are TWO D.C. spas with that particular street number. Can you be specific, so's we be knowin' which one you be yappin' about? What's the street name?

Stimpy

 

[Risika]

Wow. I was a casual monger back from 2000-04. When I left things in DC were awesome. Beautiful young girls, (koreans I think) shower and full service for 150. From what I'm reading here, are things completely different now? I'd hate to hear that.

 

[Warren]

Same shit said over & over, Gets the post count up........

 

[Not So Ordinary Girl]

Van - If I am correct she is handled by the same concierge as Diane, Christine, and Ami. Screening isn't all intrusive at all. I'll get you the details, pal... but if I recall they weren't all that impressive. PM me an email address.

Drew

 

[I <3 Edward Cullen]

There is a reason why we ask you to RTFF.

You ask a lot of flipping questions, actually too many for my taste. It's been referred to as 4-hands. You know a person has 2-arms with 2-hands, therefor two persons would have 4-arms with "4-hands"........

 

[Vengeance of God]

I know this is common thought, that we must all work to keep tips down. But I think that we might need to increase them. There are alot of cost related to running an AMP. The girls need to get paid, remember some days are slow. The happier they are the more that will come. The better the money, the better the girls. Now this is all relative, never give good money for bad service. But if you get a good one that treats you well empty your wallet, this is the best way to let her know you appreciate what she did. You don't want her to reconsider her options, it is hard work looking after some of us.

Case, At VIP in DC I had this awesome young woman with washboard stomach climb on me with cowgirl and reverse mish. Clean and compasionate. Did she do that for charity? When I posted on this site everyone came back with "you tipped too much". We can do better.

I have also been to places where they send out women in their 60s with missing teeth (tip accordingly).

 

[sdheed707]

Ventured to Neverland and, to my dismay, "not busy" meant that one kitty was available. 'Tis a wonderful month between April and June.

Saddened that Tinkerbell, the fairy sprite, had fluttered away, Wendy was auditioning for her next role, and the elven princess was negotiating a peace treaty with some neighboring prince, little Jake had to venture into new territory. A lovely butterfly escorted us on our journey.

Fun was had by all, covering all the normal stops on the Neverland tour...and all the while, I was serenaded by the love songs of the auditioning Wendy. She was truly giving a magnificent performance, but butterfly girl plugged my ears as she felt I may have been distracted. On the contrary, the thought of Wendy being so close was a partial concession to the foiled Neverland tour that I had planned.

As soon as Wendy's audition was finished, the butterfly began to sing her own song...and sing she did. The first was a little french number, and, if you can you believe it, a country song followed. Not your typical sad country song either...a very happy one. She must have had a spiritual experience because soon, after entering into some dialogue about virtues, she started screaming out His name.

Yes, 'tis a wonderful month between April and June.


Now, guys, while this is a wonderful fantasy, Neverland may experience a heatwave if it continues to be standing room only on the tour bus...
jj.

 

[Spring]

Stallion is a nick-name for a tallish girl with meat on her bones, of course you know what spinner and amazon is, do you not as for the words used to decribe ladies. Quit trying to make BS man. And someone on the DC board has asked about the old place. So, I was hitting him back hoping someone else out there mite have some info on the place.

 

[young_boy_23]

I`ve ben saying this for over a year! But some of theis cheap ass`s here just do`nt belive. It`s all about the $$$$$$$$$$$

 

[MELINDA B]

Called and got no answer at Supra, just the phone company voice recording. If they are gone the pickings are really slim now for DC AMPs. Maybe the inability to advertise in the Post is making it difficult.

 

[fgfdgfdgfdg]

Decided to go for an evening tanning session in pursuit of LoveLos latest discovery. Ended up with a different cutie who's name comes between April and June. She seemed very new, but attentive.

7s across the board.

NOTE: Unfortunately, this is not the girl who shared the same name that was there October/November 2006.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hmm...

You should change your login.
It's obvious that you've never read Bukowski.



Benchseats Rock

 

[Chia Obama]

Doctor Pussy, I am not here to get into a war of the words with you. I do not
know, care or even give a **** about you. I am just stating what I think everyone here probably thinks about you. You are way too old to act that immature at the spas and here online in this forum.

Remember this, when you are intentionally an aneforum.xxxonist (in your case an
***hole), you show a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

Propilot- over and out.

 

[supertop]

I had a very similar experience a couple of weeks ago, but haven't had the opportunity to post yet. I went to Europe, took advaneforum.xxxe of the legal action available there, and am still recovering, but I'll save that for another post on a "sister" board.

Misha was the first AMP technician who immediately dropped to her knees as you described even before the table shower. She was also content to allow me to be without a raincoat for quite a while. I, too, am a bit on the right side of 50, so her age didn't bother me.

It sounds as if she has her act down pat, but, she sure got my attention.

..but, about my European trip...

Be safe -- Max

 

[Claire]

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[pjamies]

I did not write this, but it occurred to me that with all the newbies asking stuff, we need some definitive general background stuff for them to read. I will also be linking to this from the [post=530040]reviews of Distinction[/post] so we can find it more easily.

Additional reading about AMPs in general (quoted below) with [post=92355]comments by one of the masters[/post].


Editors (LL's) notes in Red

Like Spearguy, who originally posted this link, I agree that you need to ask for the 45min to 1 hour option unless they know you and you have the time. It gives more time for the "dance," and they are enforcing the short times more often now.

I also disagree with the notion of tipping the mamasan.

LoveLOS

 

[Cadillacman]

I appreciate the positive reviews however please put them in my section next time because some folks may be a little upset. New GIRLS will be present Sunday cum out & have FUN!

 

[My Question]

Am I the only one cries just a little bit when I see this address?

 

[HOPE FOR GOOD.]

Haywood?