Massage Parlor Reports

[Shaun]

I had a rare opportunity to be in DC in the evening on Saturday night. After my dinner engagement, I decided to drop in to see Paula, fully expecting to be told that she would have to ask me to wait for quite a while. But, I made the trip anyway and knocked on the door to her basement apartment. Her little parking lot was full, so I was expecting the worst. But, she said that I would have to wait only 20 minutes! Cool.

Right at the appointed time, Didi walked in. She probably had the prettiest face of any technician who has ever cracked my bones. She had man-made Cs and what I would call an athletic body. Not much in the way of curves, just trim and pleasant. She said she had moved from SF via NYC and that this was her third day working here. She had seen the White House and a couple of the other monuments already. Her English was good enough to carry on a better-than-average conversation.

All the usual things were had in exchange for the usual gifts. I was a little tired, so I thing I will try to get over there in the day later this week. Interestingly, as I was getting ready to leave, Paula's neighbor who lives upstairs was coming home. I didn't actually see him, but he and Paula exchanged pleasantries. Then, because of the late hour, Paula asked me where I was parked. I said "out in the street close by" and started to walk to my car. Amazingly, she walked out with me to make sure I got there OK. This was pretty daring for a petite Asian woman by herself in DC. Maybe she packs heat?

 

[myfav1]

Is this the old nana or young nana?

 

[Livestrong2009]

thanks. I gonna stop by and review back. Anyone have fav AMP and girls that I should try first?

I am glad the one on new york ave still open. They have atleast 3 to 4 girls that are my fav.

Btw, I have not been able to find green and the one on G and 6th across from the MCI parking when I was there. The gps took me there, but I don't seem to find the building those.

 

[Lottie]

This just killed my buzz.

 

[Captain Nerezza]

Guy back in town for a brief spell.

Unfortunately arrived Thursday night, before Irene and that hindered my weekend fun, but Friday I called the MMS I mention often in that place I mention often. She chastised me for giving reviews on the internet but still offered for me to come by (which I did, Friday before noon). It was quiet but a regular girl (thin, older, no ass whatsoever, but a good provider;"H") was there and remembered me so I was treated well.

I can't speak for some of the other places, and I know that this place is hit or miss, but I guess I'm having luck, or the MMS just remembers me. I can't imagine she has my number locked in her phone since I only come about once / quarter, but either way, for those that have PMd me, and / or have stated in this forum that you haven't been successful, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe what it requires is a few punches on the freq flyer card for her to open the door for you. She's open for business, and I'll keep going until I get deported!

Happy hobbying.

Guy

 

[Just Asking]

Interesting, I wonder if they were busted.

I was in there and there was a guy talking really loud. I only note this as the last time I heard a similar voice and tone, and that was when Youngs (?) on Connecticut was raided by the cops. I was in there and there was a loud male voice wanting to come in, and they were too busy. He then became more and more persistent and the mama-san told him to come back. I thought it was really odd. Then sure enough, they were busted later that afternoon.

Wondering if the same happened to Green? It would make sense paired with the crackdown on the street that there might be an overall connected effort--plus the stupid ass posts on this board. Will look for news reviews on this. Should be today if anything happened yesterday.

Anyway, not surprised and to use a Pimp Trick term, my Spidey Sense was tingling big time and I wanted to get the hell out of there.

 

[misscara]

If this was just CBJ, then you overpaid...if this was "everything", then it was the going rate.

BigTigg

 

[crunchy hannah]

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[tracie]

Any update?

 

[WATCHA]

Kluvr,

I'm not sure we have to worry about them going to Europe or anywhere else in large numbers. First of all, since the U.S. is such a big country, I have to believe that we are able to absorb these gals in larger numbers than in Europe, Australia, New Zealand, etc. I also believe it is harder to get into other countries than it is to get into the U.S., whether legally or illegally. In addition, in most of Europe prostitution is legal. So a a girl working say in Germany would probably pay tax on her earnings. Here in the U.S. whatever amount the girl keeps (i.e. does not go to the house) is hers. No tax, no social security, etc.

As it happens, I know a Korean woman who works in a spa in Atlanta. When she was young, her parents sent her to Germany to study at some university. I never asked her why she left Germany to come to the U.S., but the fact is she's here and making a pile of money (relative to her education and skills).

Just my opinion of course.

LexLuther

 

[Corey L]

Hey guys.

I'm new! I just typed in www.massageplanet.net, and well, HERE I AM !

How do I get a massage?

 

[///]

What most of the established members (either Senior or Regular, but with a hsitory of decent posts) on this forum dislike are lazy asses who come bouncing in from some other place and start asking form information without having provided or even offered any of their own. These newbie clowns just waltz on up and post questions like,"Anybody know about____? " or "Where can I find ____? " or "Where is the best place to get FS? " It's not that "we" are part of some clique and "they" aren't; it's simply that they've demonstrated no initiative and offered no intel of any value, but simply cop an attitude when they get a well-deserved smackdown.

Take a look at your 8 posts since joining this forum. You had the opportunity to provide useful intel or give a reviews of your findings in any one of them. But instead, ALL of them are of the sort I mentioned above. You've given nothing, but you seem to expect something substantial in return. I've seen newbie's who, on their very first post, have provided great reviews. It all depends on the attitude of the individual. Yours tends to suck. You say you've belonged to TBD? Congratulations. Still, we have no way of knowing what the quality of your posts were over on that forum, either, so BFD.

Now, you've got three options, as I see them: (1) Take two steps back, adjust your attitude, and make a new start by giving instead of taking. (2) Keep with your current attitude, post useless comments, and remain bitter or frustrated or both. (3) Lurk in the background and just feed on the crumbs that drift by. If you make a serioous commitment to the first option, you can become a valued participant and "we" will be more than happy to share with you the information that we've gained with our hard-earned dollars and our valuable limited time. If you go for the other two options, have a nice life.

R:R

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I have made this point before. When I started in the spa scene AMP prices were what they are today but I saw some escorts in the $175 - 220 range. I think you get the picture. Plus if these girls are sending money back home it may be worth even less due to exchange rates.

In New York there is an active scene with some hot women (only been a couple of times but reviews show this to be the case) with a minimum of $200 and a few girls getting a bit more. I've tried to tip some of my faves a bit extra, think it is still a good value and don't want to be pennywise and pound foolish.

 

[ARBOB]

When I first started visiting AMPs 3-4 years ago, I tried the "all I have is 130 or 140" shit, or I can you give it to me for less stuff (don't even consider doing it anymore). The response I got was never "ok, fine, but just this time. " It was always absolutely not, the price is 60 for house, 100 for girl. Here is how supply and demand works. Currently zero smoking hot chicks. One smoking hot chick appears but says no less than 200. If you don't want to pay, leave. No where else to go for lesser price and equal value, mongers will pay 200. Eventually other chick will appear and also demand 200, and for variety purposes, mongers will try other chick too. And so it expands. I don't believe this is a tip thing. Its clearly a shut down thing.

 

[Mey]

.8 to is TOO high.

 

[Eamon S]

Luby told me she was going back to LA when I last met up with her. Mamasan said she's gone too. Did she tell anyone she was gonna be back in DC anytime soon?

 

[pollyfashion100]

All the Non-Asian AMPs I've experienced are ROBs. Many, many years ago when I had hair on my head and a 6-pack ab compared to now, I visited this one French MP. They told me .6 at the door for 1 hour. A hot brunette comes in and has me strip down. She gives me a very good massage, and then asks if I want more. She tells me that starting price is $$$, and that's just for a hj. I said, "Good night!"

Then I visited a MP that said, "Swedish Massage." I got a pretty foxy blonde. Man, I was deceived by the looks of this blonde. While I remember that she looked petite and soft, when it came to the massage, I felt like I was getting a massage from Arnold Schwarzenegger. I walked out of there with more bruises and pain than when I had walked in.

As for "extra," I remember a hj started at $$. I didn't bother. I left and went to an AMP where the girl massaged away the bruises and pains I got from the Swedish MP. And, at that time, I gave her .8 for cfs.

So, since those two episodes, I haven't bothered with non-AMPs, if any are still around.

Those two MPs, when I visited the city a few years ago, are not shut down and don't exist anymore. One wonders why. Non-AMPs need to look at the AMPs to see why AMPs make $ and get the customers to keep returning, while non-AMPs can't get customers to return.

 

[another therapist]

She says her implants are about a month old and she's still getting used to them. She's not 100% pleased with the results. They look good to me but are definitely large. She's got some stretch marks on her back that I'm sure she's not thrilled about. Anyway, I think she's staring at her boobs. She could be vain too, I dunno.

 

[tommy the toucher]

Any info on what happened it used to be my favorite place to go to.

 

[Ashleigh]

Each girl is an individual and when any of us walk into a place the Manager sizes us up and provides the girl most likely to satisfy. If there is a bigot in her stable then she will not offer her to the minority (or majority) person she dislikes.

So. Don't sweat it! Go where you want to go and do not let a thing like that stop you from having a good time in these places! Even if one place turns you out (I doubt that will happen unless you look like a thug) you can just go to the next one.

Also. If a girl in one of these places does not treat you right BE SURE to tell the boss lady about it and she WILL make it right for you.

Now, go forth and do grat things, Grasshopper.

JJ