Massage Parlor Reports

[Snow Kid(is back again 2)]

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1829+....041969&spn=0.004976,0.009012&z=16&iwloc=addr

It's on the 2nd floor.

 

[Seraphin Falls]

First of all, I want to review that I have finally been given senior status. I would like to thank all the ladies, good and bad, for making it possible. Now, I reviewed yesterday about my visit to 14K on Sunday afternoon. I also noted a couple of reviews of others who visited. Then I see reviews of them being closed. I just tried calling and did not get an answer. What's the deal with 14K. Although it is a drive for me and I hate going to downtown DC, it is fast becoming my number one spot. Anyone know the deal?

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

I'll be coming to the DC area next month and have been looking for a place to visit. Based on what I've read so far I think I'll go for Star and will post afterwards.

PS. Thanks for the directions Baltimonger, and yes it was you that posted the google link.

Cheers,

Avionics

 

[blah13]

About 2 weeks ago was in the mood to become mistified so I made my first visit to an establishment on Connecticut Ave. I never get the name of my hostess but she was attractive and friendly. Table shower was good. The finishing touch actually came before the massage which I was not crazy about. The massage itself left something to be desired. Overall a good experience but nothing that begs me to go there again anytime soon. I miss Rio. Speaking of which I have been noticing their lights on and the doorbell is once again illuminated. When I went to ring the bell an employee at one of the neighboring bars told me that there was nothing up there. It appears that his establishment is using the space for storage.

 

[Kaira]

By the way, the name I mentioned below (Punter's Populist Party) is the short name for my organization. The real name is Punter's Populist Party United to Sustain Sexuality Indefinitely (P-P-PUSSI). For we believe in truth that if any of those other wankers get elected, sexuality (your sexuality) will soon be a thing of the past.

So if your sexuality means anything to you and to your enjoyment of life, send LexLuther whatever kind of campaign contribution you can. I promise that if I get elected I will put an end to this willy nilly closing of the AMPs. An AMP is a business like any other. They create wealth while providing an important and valuable service which we all believe in partaking of as often as possible. For this reason, my administration will get behind putting AMPs on every street in every city of this country. Why we'll even have AMPs on Pennsylvania Avenue, just down from the White House. No longer will you have to drive from Capitol Hill to Anacostia just to get a smoky little cracked out street walker. Nor will you have to compromise your safety by going to the few knock joints near the old New York Avenue Market.

We'll have floors and floors of ready willing and able fuckstresses of all descriptions selling their wares in renovated older retail locations throughout the city. Competition is American and in this industry it will bring down the costs and bring up the quality like you would not believe.

These women want to do this. They also want you to feel you are getting a good deal so you will return time after time. There even some schemes afoot to do micro lending to these workers so they can loan the cost of a one hours around the world vacation to the punter who thinks he can't afford that kind of an experience.

This usurious lending will indeed create great wealth which will stinulate other asian women to come in offering whatever it is they do best. This is a new approach to economics and can clearly be seen to advaneforum.xxxe the disadvaneforum.xxxed over their more educated contemporaries.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I urge you to get behind my scheme and to back us with your dollars. Thanks.

I'm LexLuther and I approve of this announcement.

 

[bluetigerpaw4]

I don't know how the Kentucky board is, and how much information they freely offer, but I'm thinking we really need to be more tight-lipped about the locations of our dreams. Sure, we can assume LE already have all the intel we have. But I think we make it entirely too easy for the random blogger to find intel and then post about it. The more mainstream exposure the establishments get, the more likely people in the neighborhood will complain. When that happens, that's when LE would feel compelled to actually take action to harass the establishments.

i mean, our reviews actually show up on google search results.

 

[LHOOQ]

I love to know. f/s still there, attitudes of the girls, and what is all these new "extras" about? thanks, ex.

 

[placplacplac]

I haven't been out mongering for the last few months cuz this was just getting too damned expensive. That said, I've been feeling the urges lately and today called my favorite place south of the border. No answer! I find a place and I try to stick with it, but I remembered the address of a place that was a little green.

(Hint to newbies, when looking for a place always take the phone number with you). Met a cute little lady who called herself Katherine. Nice body, bolt-ons. Not chatty, but this may be because of limited English. I thought she was a little cold, but efficient. She saw the tribute under my cell phone, so we proceeded with a nice t/s with mouthwash. Back in the room, she gave me a ticklish body rub. I was disappointed there was no a/are (I'd feel funny asking for it). There was no problems with positionings and the equipment felt great.

Here's the interesting part. When she brought me a wet towel, we made small talk and she realized it was my first time there. It seemed to make some kinda difference. She became noticeably friendlier. She said her name was Penny (! ). Her english was still limited but she she kissed me and said to come back.

My guess is people are skittish. What's going on?

 

[Tom Graphics]

Last Legend & Others,
I'm out of commission for a few weeks due to an operation. So I will be nice.
It's located between R&T where it crosses with F&F.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Same for me. Just moved to Falls Church. Thanks!

 

[MomTo3]

Does anyone remember the OK spa just up the street from Good Guy's and JP's? I can remember going several times and it was good. The neighborhood isn't exactly residential. There were some neighbors who complained and after enough of that the donut crew went around and busted the place. If you go back a few streets from Wisconsin, yes there's houses. It's more a marketplace for a lot of businesses, even the dead are dying to get in.

Too bad though, let's hope it stops there.

Cabbie!

 

[MamaBas]

Did a good amount of recon today. Even though some of these spots are known to be gone, it's good to periodically check on them now and then, as one spot had been recently reviewed as being closed, namingly.

M. St Third floor. Open. Hit the buzzer, was surprised they opened up. Was greeted by a woman who looked like she just woke up out of bed. Went to the room, and was told she was the only one working, and that "she would take care of me". Hhmmm let me think about that for a second. She was in her 40's. Her looks out of 10 were about a 4 at best. I'll pass! I just spent $$$ about a week earlier on another well worth, but costly GFE in VA. I wasn't willing to part with anything in my wallet unless the girl was an 8 or higher. Told her I'd be back.

Vermont Therapy- closed. Not sure if it's just closed on Sundays or if it's shut down. Front door was locked, so I couldn't even access the staircase.

1413- closed. A tattoo shop had it's sign up there, but even that said they themselves had moved. Probably been that way for a while.

I. St Bar. Closed. Whole building looks condemned.

1333/Starbucks block. Travelled up the 4 flights, hit buzzer, and was pleasantly surprised that they opened up. This spot has always been my atf. Mamasan peeked out the door and said they were closed today, but that they'd be back open tomorrow. Not sure if she was just trying to get rid of me, or if in fact they were just closed that day. The sign next to the door said 'Grand Opening'. Not sure how long that's been there. It's been a while. Can anyone confirm whether that's new or not. Maybe sunny days are on the horizon again.?

Sun. Got excited as I saw an 'open' sign outside their door. But alas upon closer inspection, it looked like it was for the restaurant beside it. Heavy police presence across the street, deterred me from even ringing the buzzer.

 

[????]

Yeah, its ruff in the Dc are at this time, sometimes you find the 20ish girls at the AAMPs. What about B-More? I see that several new or old places are starting to advertise again. More so than over the past 18mos. Is B-More making a comeback?

 

[haunted_horse]

I tried to go today, and at ten-fifteen in the frickin' morning there were THREE cars parked in the back.

So I crossed town, parked on R. I. Ave. Near Conn. And took the little elevator up four floors. I met Linda, a buxom lass who was very sweet. Crazy fun TS, and a delightful session. Oh, on the way out she gave me a Christmas gift, a little Christmas bag with a pair of Polo socklets inside. Rio used to do that too, back when.

I will try again soon for the Shell station.

 

[Giggity]

Thank you so much vice squad. I really appreciate it.

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[adriaannnaaaa!]

I think the OP was speaking only of a BBBJ but without CIM. CIM is VERY rare but it does happen. BBBJ's at spas themselves seem to come and go. When I lived in South Jersy in the mid-90's I got them on a regular basis sometimes with CIM, both in Jersy and Philly spas. After about a year they came to a grinding halt. I couldn't pay or beg enough for one. So it was for about three years. But I have gotten them more recently (no CIM) at DC spas, but not very often. As we always say in this hobby; YMMV.

 

[Guy]

For the record, I ran a couple of searches, did not find anything about this place.

Seems too good to be true.I called the number and a guy answered - do not like that one bit from the start.

http://eroticservices.********.com/index.php?do=view&p=1559223

 

[ets_bond_trader]

That's a nice thought... we may just have to look into that.

 

[chad]

ToFer - for a newbie you might have made a good point. This board has become truly useless lately.

Maybe we DO need the explicit details of our activities posted out for the world to see.

JJ

 

[D.Russell]

Monkey, I don’t get a bbbj everywhere i go. What do you mean about visiting Neverland when it's closed? Are you questioning my story's integrity?