Massage Parlor Reports

[CUTE GUY]

301: Great review.

Lax, good job being vigilant. I would have missed that. The really funny thing when scanning his posts was how easy you could spot the questions. Just look for the "?" in the title or the first three sentences. I doubt I have ever seen such a perfect record of leeching. I think we need to get his handle changed: to 411.

And now to another work of erotic fiction. Enjoy.

A Tale of Three Kitties.

LL and BB are on a mission--cure yellow fever in both of us. LL has been reading the fucking forum, and AMP action all arond the city is becoming more interesting. Prettier girls, better service for the most part, more choices. Maybe we can put Black Wednesday to bed--a stain in our collective conscience, like Black Tuesday (depression), Pearl Harbor, 9-11, and the seemingly never ending stream of atrocities humans commit upon each other. Sorry, tripping again. Must be something I ingested...

LL received some great PM intel from several of you guys, and I am grateful for every nugget--I actually had options, but I chose the AMP with the greatest draw, for moi... The intent of this review is to entertain, not offer any information that is factual. Therefore, I won't thank any specific member since it would probably give away the AMP and probably the provider, something I don't want to do with Black Wednesday seared into my already abused conscience. PM for details, unless you are a non-contributor, in which case I hope you enjoy the following work of fiction. Oh, BTW, The names have been changed to protect the guilty. The "Three Kitties" refer to three very wonderful Korean women and/or their attached, genuine Korean pussies.

Rang the bell, and was buzzed in. Mamasan recognized me, and I immediately asked for Kitty1, who was recommended by a member who I have already thanked by PM. I was informed Kitty1 was busy. Apparently, in her month here, she has developed quite a clientèle. I chose to wait and was ushered into the waiting area.

BB chose to take the next draw and was ushered into a room. Kitty2 was apparently cleaning up from the last customer. In her travels to/from room and the shower, LL was able to get a glimpse of Kitty2, standing in the hallway, back lit by a overhead light. OMFG. Young, thin, beautiful face, flat tummy, tiny ass--A perfect spinner body. She also had long, wavy jet black hair most of the way down her back. Desire filled me. My wingman was in for quite a treat. He told me the kitty was super tight, and since we have have shared several exceptional pussies in our travels, I conclude that I have to hit it.

His stats go something like this...

Kitty2:
Face: 9
Body: 9+
Attitude: 9
massagi: ? I forgot, but I think he said it was good.
sexo: 9
This girl has superstar potential. Worthy of a repeat.

I was waiting for about 15 minutes when an absolutely stunning woman appeared before me. She came over and gave me a big hug and a kiss, and told me it had been too long since I have come before. It truly had been. This girl, Kitty3, was truly beautiful. About 5'6" Black hair, C+ enhanced tits, a soft round ass, flat tummy and a very pretty face. She knew I was waiting for Kitty1, but she offered her services if I was tired of waiting. her Engrish was good, so I told her I wanted two hours time. One with Kitty1 and the other with her. She kissed me again and took me to her room.

In the room, she made sure that she understood my wishes for two hours time with two girls. Yes. I gave her two house fees and her tip up front. Another very sweet kiss and she told me to undress while she informs Kitty1 of the plan. She returned and gave me a nice, well, really very nice shower. Lots of flirting and laughter. At the finish of the shower, an OMFG beauty stepped into the shower room.

She introduced herself as Kitty1. Amazing. Bust-length wavy black hair, enhanced B's, tight little round ass, flat tummy, and an infectious smile. Truly a stunner. She informed me she was taking over the session. What? Me complain? Hell no. Back in what had now become "my" room, there was none of this "get on your face, honey" horseshit. she dimmed the lights and immediately stripped as I sat on the edge of the bed and stared-open mouthed. She came to me and kissed me sweetly on the lips then started working on my neck with her lips. I was manually exploring that perfect body when she presented a most lovely breast for my feeding enjoyment. I was still sitting and she was standing, then she worked her mouth downward to little LL.

The next ten minutes were almost Lique-esque. Despite Lique's rep on this board, the fact remains she gives the best BJ in DC. Well, Kitty1 is a contender. As another pleasant surprise, she gave me a BBBJ. It was intense, and then she would play with the balls to let me back off. I eventually would have unloaded in her mouth, so I had to stop her. Payback time.

DATY time was a dream. She loves it, and that is one of my many kinks. When I can get the hooker off, my life is so much more complete. I may be wrong and she only faked two O's. But I doubt I am wrong. She wanted my dick in her kitty. Raincoat on. I told her the position was her choice, so she sat me on the bed with my knees slightly raised up. She turned around and instead of me getting up on my knees for doggie, I remained seated and she backed that perfect little round ass up to me and slipped me inside. Ain't nothin' better than a slow, easy fuck with a beautiful Asian woman.

Her massagi was absolutely wonderful. One of the best ever at an AMP. After some brief cuddling, she got up and dressed and got my towel. She told me Kitty3 was coming, so I gave her her standard tip and told her I would see her soon. A kiss and she was gone...

Kitty1
Face: 8
Body: 9 (one demerit - enhanced tits)
Attitude: 9+
massagi: 10
sexo: 10
This girl has superstar potential. Worthy of a repeat.

30 seconds later, Kitty3 entered the room, dimmed the lights and disrobed. Here we go...

Actually, the sessions were very similar. We necked, ate some tits, and she slid down for the BJ. Now this one was covered, so I see Kitty3 is a bit more reserved. CBJ was OK, but come on guys, how the hell could that compare. Again, following my my fresh memory I hit the DATY. Her kitty was also sweet and inviting, but she did not get into the DATY as much so I decided to fuck her. You might recall my mention that this girl is beautiful? I love looking at her face, but I wanted to doggie and play with that perfect ass. It seems there is a mirror beside the bed. I positioned her so I could see her face and watch her tits bounce in the mirror while pounding. She adjusted the angle so she could watch me also. Nicely erotic. since she was my second woman in an hour, I fucked her like two women, as BB is fond of saying.

I collapsed into a heap and she attended to me nicely. Massage, again after the main event, was pretty standard. Towel, dressed and informed my friend was waiting a long time. She related the story of the look on his face when he was informed I had been a pig and he had to wait an extra hour.

Kitty3
Face: 9+
Body: 8 (one demerit - enhanced tits)
Attitude: 8
massagi: 6
sexo: 9
Worthy of a repeat.

The ride home was, well, relaxed.

LoveLOS

Disclaimer: Nothing I post is true. While three kitties were seemingly abused, testing has proven the pounding they received remained entirely within their design specification, and besides, they seemed to enjoy it. Remember, best actess always wins.

 

[snowlilly23]

I`ll 2nd that leave our little fantasy girls alone.

 

[Coastal Doc]

Any good AMP's in Suburban Maryland.- Gaithersburg, Rockville, Bethesda, Silver Spring areas? The places I used to go 4-5 years ago are all gone. Also, what are the going rates?

 

[yep deff]

I am also finding this topic interesting as well. I am willing to pay a little extra for a more a more enjoyable time. It is worth it for me.

I have not been to AC lately, but perhaps I should and try it out based on the reviews others have suggested.

 

[Harold]

It's been shaping up to be a hot, humid day today. Best to stay indoors, where the AC is running. In fact, I was down in the city just a while earlier and decided I needed to step into one of DC's many establishments to cool off a spell.

Wouldn't you know it? Of all the places to step into, I guess my little feet had known where to go, because the next thing I knew, I was handing.6 to a nice lady who was within that establishment. And she took me to a room where I could lie down and cool off. (She must have realized how hot it was out there.)

A few minutes later, in walks a familiar face (about 45 y. O., 36D, straight hair, 5'-4", 120#). She must have thought it was hot, too, because she had on a one-piece bikini. Very nice. We talked for a bit, and she asked if I wanted a shower to wash off and cool down some more, so I said sure and off we went. A soapy affair ensured, and then we went back to the room to catch up on things.

Long and short, I wound up giving her a massage from top to bottom and everywhere in-between. And, lo! And behold, when she turned over, I realized that I had a "magic wand" with me, the type that makes little girls happy. She must have had a lot of wishes built up, because I kept using that wand for about 15 minutes in connection with a magical kiss. At one point, she actually took ahold of it and granted some particular, unspoken wish to herself. Thoroughly satisfied, she lay there for a bit, and we cuddled and talked and did some DFK. Then, she says, "Your turn."

A long, slow BBBJ followed. Then, at one point, she asks, "You ready? " Well, . Of course I am. She slipped the cover on me and then proceeded to do a kimshi squat for about 5 minutes. But, I could tell that she was a bit exhausted from all the wishes my magic wand had granted her, so we switched positions and finished about 5 minutes later in full "mish posish" and having her tits up against my chest. Always a real treat. As we finished, I think she got one final wish. Then, we relaxed a moment before MMS knocked on the door to see if we had cooled off enough.

She leaves and comes back with a hot towel, a cup of Scope, and a glass of cold water. A nice touch, as always. I dress, we hug, I tip $, and she sees me to the door with a LFK. I plan to return, once more.

RR

Facilities

Cleanliness: 9.5
Friendliness: 9.5
Location: 10 (at the intersection of 9043 and 305)
Comfort: 8.5​

Therapist

FBAS: 8 , 8.5* , 9.5 , 9.5
Fun Factor: 9
Value: 8.5 - 9
Repeatability: 10​

* - This gal is a bit self-conscious. Those who know her know why. But you can overcome that by reassuring her. She's be more relaxed, and you'll get far better service, if she's not distracted by what makes her self-conscious.

(FYI, YMMV because I usually bring something for the therapist and MMS. However, I'm fairly certain most others would enjoy this establishment. A guy can cool off and get hot at the same time.)

 

[chica25]

10:30am is a little early. They usually open around 11:30 or so

 

[lalala]

Went to VIP and Orange and sadly confirmed the news. Then I went to that same place our colleague went to, also had Ruby or "Luby, " and recognized her from Orange. So, good talent stays in town! Fast massage, but prefaced it by saying they were very busy due to the holiday; good attention everywhere; smooth smokin; offered (I think) 69 but that's not my game in that context; sweet, natural nips and all made up for the short time. Would I repeat? Of course, I already did!

 

[Emmys Mommy]

I know alot of guys I mean alot who do not even know this site is here.

 

[Kelly B]

Looks like a good one to chance. I'm eager to hear how it went. I'll swap that info with you.

 

[Mischa (backup account)]

Hey guys,

Does that korean corner spot on New york ave still open. Please give me some more info.

Thanks

 

[Holden]

I just got back from a ride on the Orange line to a stop somewhere between Rosslyn and New Carrollton.

I had to walk FAR too far to see the person I saw.

It was well worth the hike and I came out of there feeling 30 years younger but really tired! I almost took a taxi back to the Metro!

Anyway, if you are a senior with over 100 posts I might answer your PM for details.

JJ

 

[PaRtY AnGeL]

The first week of December I made an unanticipated trip to DC and did not have an opportunity to read the AMP postings for DC before I had left my computer so when I wanted to make a visit to an AMP on Thursday 12/3 I was forced to rely upon my memory of previous visits.
THEIRrst visitor of the dayShe probably wouldn't have been my first choice as I like them a little younger, and not as much in the bust area. We started with a TS where she did an average job and got all the important spots several times. She had asked if I had been there before and I stated, correctly, 3 or 4 times including last June when I had last been in the DC area. During the TS I tried several times to caress her off hand and thigh with little result. We then returned for the massage which was light and somewhat short as I again tried to massage her. When we had entered the room I had reached into my shirt pocket and brought out my glasses case with a folded $ in plane sight when I placed it on the top of the stand. After a very few minutes of massage and counter massage she hopped off the table and said something like "you win" and said she would be back in a minute. She appeared to leave to get some lube and cover and upon her return proceeded to strip off her clothes and climbed on the table.

She proceeded with a BJ, some DATY, Cowgirl, Missionary, and several other positions as I was trying to hold out for a longer session. When we finished I asked her to lie on top or next to me and this only lasted for about half a minute with the explanation that she did not like a massage nor cuddling. At the end she rubbed fingers together looking for tip so I pointed to glasses case, which she picked up and handed to me so I could give her the tip.

Face 5
body maybe a 5 for me but more for those who like the larger bolt on's
TS - 6 or 7
Massage 3 as it was very short.
Effort her overall session 7 or more as she was willing to go to multiple positions and worked real hard to get me off.
Attitude maybe 5 as she had limits I didn't like

Would I go back to her - only if she was the last one available as she would let me do what I like, however her effort was very good.

Monday 12/7 I had a chance to visit another AMP about 2:00pm. Since I did not wish to see Soy again I decided to visit another AMP and selected second floor on M, which I found to be closed as there was no longer a sign at the door, just one for third floor, which I would not even consider. I then walked down the block to the Jaz place and was admitted by Nikki.

She asked for entry fee and left me to undress. Off to TS which was reasonably good with plenty of attention to the right spots. Back to the room display glasses case and of to the massage which was OK but not long as wandering hands again had an effect. On to dropping clothes and action. At the end she took the tip and asked if there was more tip. I said no, sorry, that was all the money I brought, which was mostly the truth as I do not take wallet, watch, etc to visit. She left to get hot towels to wash face, clean up body etc. I then got dressed as she handed me my clothes and she put on my socks, shoes, and coat. I asked if she could get me a Coke and she did so. She hadn't told me her name so I asked and she told me as we walked to the door.

Face 6
Body 6
TS 7
Massage 6
effort 7
Would I repeat? maybe however I prefer to visit a different lady each time, unless I get an outstanding visit.

Since I have not read the recent reviews I am not sure what is happening in DC at this time. I do know that Green and jaz were open when I visited and that 1800 M second floor did not have sign nor doorbell that I had used previously for visits.

When I return to DC in February, I will be better prepared by having read the reviews so maybe I will have a slightly better visit.
Now off to read the other recent reviews.

 

[Victoria<3]

Red,
So will you..

 

[Abbie]

And I stated why.

 

[H.E DUBBLE HOCKEY STICKS]

No, she was slightly taller than average.

Papasan

 

[030407<3]

The Don would have seen our new adventurer has been properly greeted by his fellow board members, as you gentlemen have done quite well. (After all, if geing flamed three times for one stupid post is not a leaning experience, a newb probably still wouldn't get it with six flames.) Then TM would extend the hand of friendship with some sage advice on how to become a trusted forum member and that if he accepts his flames graciously and learns from his mistakes we mostly have a short memory for newbie gaffes.

As for me, I am on [post=533141]vacation[/post] also. Heading to TJ today to really make this a fantasy vacation.

LL

 

[Young Genuis]

Two months lurker, first time poster. After reviewing all the posts on this site, I am ready to give my two cents.

Stopped by 14K last week early in the morning hours to release some steam after arguing with my SO. First time back since Black Wednesday.

Saw two girls when the doors open. Both faces looked good from a distance. Mamasan led me to the room and I handed the house-pay to Mamasan and she refused, insisting that I provide it to the girl.

SIDE NOTE: After the fall-out, the inn-keepers are often afraid of UC. Taking the house pay can lead to an arrest. Although the case always gets thrown out in court, they don’t like the hassle. This new tradition created some friction between Mamasan and the working girls. Working girls argue that Mamasan get paid for doing nothing and they’re right. At some locations, Mamasan don’t even open the door unless all the girls were busy.

While I was undressing, one of the girls I saw earlier entered. I saw her face and she was at least in her mid forties, complete with wrinkles around the eyes. I immediately requested another girl. The inn-keeper said they had three girls working but only one was available, so I had to wait for maybe 10 minutes. She did offer me the sauna however. I opted to wait in the room.

A while later Young came in. Face was average, body was a little bit on the heavy side with enhanced C’s (rock hard). She was conversational in English but spoke Korean to me. We decided to forgo the shower and she didn’t provide the hot towel wipe down either. She left to get supplies.

When she came back, she got undressed and started to play tongue soccer. Note-to-self, never kiss this provider (I just came in from the street without showering and wipe-down and she was slobbering all over my goods). She then proceeded to put on the cover with her hands and began a 2 minutes CBJ while I pet her kitty. Quickly switched to miss without lube, which was out of the ordinary. We moved to the K9 rhythm and her acting ability kicked in. As I was getting into it, she stopped me and applied some lube. She left and brought back hot towel for clean up.

 

[highperactive]

Well, I was curious. So I decided to check things out.

14K, I agree, was getting too much press. Besides, I saw maybe a dozen cop cars from the end of 66 to a few blocks past the monument.

Anyway, rang the bell and was buzzed in. I was greeted by a girl in a bikini top and a little skirt. She was simply happy to see me, which was good. The standard question, have I been there before. Sure. The place was empty. Maybe the sea of tourists outside was a deterrent. No matter.

On to the shower, nice hot water, and good scrubbing all over.

Next, back in the room. She starts with the fingertips and I ashed for 'hard' so she sprang into action, immediately massaging my back and legs. Felt good.

Flip, and I discover she's on the thick side, but that's ok. Better a little thick than a stick. We proceed to mish, and I'm not getting too far. Next (after a roll of the eyes), we walk the dog and I'm done.

Cleanup was fine and after a hug and a card I left. Maybe 50 minutes. It's ok though. I'm not complaining. Genuinely good time.

Solid 8s across the board. Her name was Nana. And she was giggly when I asked. Funny. It was like she was keyed up on something. Maybe just happy to see a customer. Who knows.

Be careful out there.

Happy 4th of July!

Cabbie!

 

[Mr.Pants!]

It is closed.

 

[Georgina.]

You couldn't find it? There's a massive blinking, red neon sign on top of the building that says GET LAID HERE NOW! Also search lights shine from its location with wailing sirens.