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[azam d]

If you have a Nazi fetish, that's your own business, but this is not the forum for names like WaffenSS, KKK, or any other designation of sadistic murderers and war criminals.

Maybe you thought this was Stormfront?

 

[nezantra8]

Hi all,

First time poster, long time lurker here. I followed the advice of the seniors here, I went to all the listed MPs in ********. Com, rubmaps. Com, etc. Vermont ave, wisconsin ave, north capital st, even in falls church area, nonewhatsoever offered more than HJ. The only recent good MP that I went to was in falls church, where the masseuse was smokin hot, but still, only HJ is available. I don't know if I need to go there more than once to get more than HJ. Any advice from experienced members? Kindly PM me for any information. Thanks!

review:

Location: Falls church MP.

Name: June.

Ethnic: Korean.

Build: Perfect.

Looks: 9/10.

Boobs: 34C.

HJ: 6/10.

FJ: None.

BJ: None.

AR: Yes.

Damage: usd60 (30mins) + usd60 tips.

Location: Wisconsin Ave MP.

Name: don't remember.

Ethnic: Chinese.

Build: Petite.

Looks: 6/10.

Boobs: 32B.

HJ: 6/10.

FJ: None.

BJ: None.

Damage: usd50 (30mins) + usd50 tips (usually 40)

Location: MP in McLean.

Name: don't remember.

Ethnic: Chinese.

Build: Kinda fat, not my taste.

Looks: 2/10.

Boobs: 34C.

HJ: 5/10.

FJ: None.

BJ: None.

AR: yes.

Damage: usd50 (30mins) + usd50 tips.

For locations, pleas pm me.

 

[Jesse Lame]

Hello fellow Mongers.

I was looking to try out Golds today, but it said it was closed untill 2pm. Thats just too long for a monger to wait! So I headed upsatairs to Therapy M.

Was greeted by a lady wearing something like a summer dress (bad sign 1). Was taken to a room, I asked if I could see who was working, she said everyone busy. I paid the house fee, she left and came back.

I wasn't too happy to have her and was thinking about gettin a refund or how to get out of this without offending (advice or direction in the Forum from seniors would be appreciated, otherwise I will RTFF respectively), but went ahead to see if maybe she was a firecrakcer.

Her name was KIM, and she was really really bad for me. Horrible 5 minute massage, then flips me, I'm ready to go of course, but all I want from her is BJ. I say I have. 4 and she starts to complain like a little child. I know it wasn't much, but I didn't get a TS, had a 5 min massage, and she wouldn't get naked. No way I'm paying full price for crappy service. I ended up gettin very boring HJ for. 4, got the hot towel, and was happy to get the hell out.

Face: 3
Body: 3 ( looked good, but was fully clothed and wouldn't let me touch anything but the heine. )
T/S: NONE!
Massagi: 1
Perfomance 2

Basically, I don't advise anyone to go see her, IMHO

Munk

 

[sweetsinger]

Use to be that the AMPs gave good rim jobs. But for almost 2 years now, can't seem to find any AMPs who does this anymore. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed?

 

[tui]

Navy One,

I risk a chance of being flame for even suggesting the following. Nonetheless, nothing is impossible.

I sincerely think that you are victim to an elaborate con. I agree with the others, obtain some DNA verification.

However, the improbable does happen. I suggest you find out what her intentions are, because it can get very ugly if she decides to pursue this legally.

Also, find some evidence of your encounter, including advertisement which may link to her (photographs are great). This kind of information can be useful if the shit hits the fan. A good lawyer may even get you out of paternal obligations (not to imply that's your intention).

A mother may file a paternity action to establish that the man she believes to be her child's father. If the mother is receiving public assistance, the state may initiate the action in order to recover its costs from the father.

The father's presence in court will be demanded, and he may be required to submit to DNA testing if he contests his paternity. If paternity is established, the evidence you are collecting may be of some use.

Someone has to play the devil's advocate,

Ian

 

[lausanne massage]

Sleepin' Cretin,
I have now seen you in action on two boards, this and Baltimore. You behavior on [both boards is unacceptable and has caused an uproar from a host of the most respected members on both boards. For reasons that Max, JJ and Lex (well written, BTW) have outlined, your attitude and behavior toward working girls is, well, cretin.

Your behaviors for others to review:
[post=581713]Your Baltimore review.[/post] -- Note the "all bb" comment
[post=583554]Your DC review.[/post] -- Note the "lol" comment
I don't even want to research your sordid past on other boards. Yuuuk.

Your replies to your peers on massageplanet:
[post=581591]stfu benchseats rock douchebag --reply to Benchseats Rock[/post]
[post=582019]Bring It On! --reply to Dr.Monger[/post]
[post=582045]It would take a loser like you to actually invest the time... --reply to Dr.Monger[/post]
[post=582102]cry to mommy, then --reply to Geesh[/post]
[post=584005]So go cry to mommy that you got sand in your pussy... --reply to Max Billion[/post]

And I expect your reply to this and the last four senior member's reviews will, no doubt, further solidify my point that you are waste of low-cost bandwidth; not to mention the perfectly good oxygen you steal from the rest of us each day. It is creeps like you that has made myself and others reticent to post the latest and greatest information on local superstars. Remember Neverland? Everybody who wanted to know about that but couldn't get it -- even by PM -- just give Sleepin cretin and his sort of ilk a big "thank you, [size=-4]b!tch[/size]!"

I hope this is the last time I have to type anything about or to this guy. Twice is enough, and I now exhort the same message that BSR posted. Let us stop feeding this troll, and he too will eventually lose interest and leave us alone. If he hasn't gotten the message loud and clear by now, he may not posses the intelligence to assimilate the information, so we shouldn't make fun of him.

My last attempt to exhort to reasonableness:
Sleepin--If you continue in your present path, you will piss enough people off that you can get a special designation by your name -- "serial aneforum.xxxonist." Not a threat, just how it works here.

Peace? Sure would be nice.
LoveLOS

 

[Misc Tech Advice]

The AMP name is in the title of his post.

 

[heybulldog]

Unless someone posta a fine repoert like you have done, we DO NOT offer assistance other than telling them to RTFF!!!

Please, make them work for the info in the future!

JJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Bench:

Thanks for sounding the alarm.

Question if you are in the middle of something when the place gets busted:

1. Can you finish?
2. Do you get a refund of tuition?
3. Do you get a rain check?
4. Do you invoke the Clinton DC Sex Rule " I did not have sex with that Asian Women, technically by defenition?

This is multiple choice, take as long as you like to answer.

Just wondering? (I have been wondering about a lot of things lately)

Big Red from Balmer

 

[Naner]

Actually, I've been hobbying in Dallas back and forth for the past year or two. You are right. You pay a little more but get a younger provider and better service.

Dallas has had its share of LE problems lately but when I was there about a month ago, it seemed like it was in the middle of a rebound...there is a spa around every corner there. More than twice the number of establishments than in DC and the talent is excellent.

 

[Geoff]

Vermont is open, not FS, or not that I can figure out, but well worth it. They're asking $80 for an hour. Be picky about who you choose, there are some ugly ones walking around, but some very nice ones, too.

 

[Pete]

Gregster,

half of the fun of learning is in the reading, man. (Well, okay, maybe I'm exagerating a bit about it being half the fun. But, you get my point.) Until you gain a posting history, your 'forum cred' will be considered next-to-nil. Members, or at least senior members, will be unlikely to provide you much of any intel. After all, they gained their intel via the expenditure of their limited time and hard-earned money. Asking for that, without anything to offer in return or without a posting history, is like pan-handling outside a massage parlor. Not likely to get you the tips you want.

A suggestion: Use the 'Search' function to your advaneforum.xxxe. It'll shorten the list of posts that you'll need to read through. After you've done that minimal amount of effort, venture forth and then provide a detailed post of your adventure. Repeat as necessary, to build your creds.

Have fun at the Forum

R::R

 

[Gregory]

Nube-
Great Prose. The fictional character made a few theoretical mistakes. First time here? An affirmative response in a rub-n-tug state like Va/Md is consignment to massagi only. No extras. In DC, that is throretically recoverable with experience. Keep up the good work.

Sun was alive and well, with hot water, on Sunday night at 1-2am...

LL had the distinct pleasure at that evening to confer with his bride to be. I do notice that a lot of you guys keep wishing her well and giving her pointers for the honeymoon, but c'mon, why the fuck do I have to wait 20 minutes while you guys chat with her...

I would like to film an instructional video with Ms LL2B on "How to Please LL Sexually." I could simply play that for SWMBO and one of two things would happen:
1. She would take the instruction and LL would be a satisfied man.
2. She would divorce LL and LL would be a free man.

Oh yes, Ms LL2B is still a Private label keeper...
LoveLOS

PS - If any of you guys get the chance, walk by Sun and review the status... I think this is a rumor mill thing. [post=495235]Navy is the only one to have actually reviewed this[/post], and that was a comment in passing in a review about 1818 - just 24 hours after my visit. N1, Please expand on your review and confirm you have the right Sun... Cabbie - here is your chance to be our hero...

 

[colts lover]

Young momasan is still there. Sometimes she goes out for errands. She wouldn't have let you leave. She would have stashed you somewhere.

Been there, done that

 

[feelingless]

Thanks, Bmonger....
I knew I can count on the board for any breaking news...
It seems like the neighbors made some complaints!

H4L

 

[Mummy N Daughter <3]

WARNING: Don't get too excited.

I was feeling randy, and hadn't been to Supra in a long while. I decided to check it out. New mamasan tells me "Very busy, 20 minutes". I'm a little short on time, and 20 minutes becomes 40+ minutes too easily, so I say thanks anyway.

The itch is still there, so I metro over to Royal. As I approach, I see someone I know near the door. Dang, there goes that. I turn around.

I metro over to 1413. At 1413, it turns out my fave is busy, and the other lady I don't care for (see previous post). No one else is working. Is it that hard to find girls, or is getting them here the problem? Adding insult to injury, the Mamasan is a pain about letting me out. "You wait, I tell her to hurry!" WTF? I say NO, don't do that, just open the door. I leave. (If you were there, you can thank me now.)

For once, I think with the big head and accept my fate. I go home. Had a few very interesting conversations on the way. I'm good. Tomorrow is another day.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled dreams of whatever it is you probably aren't doing.

 

[MattMCFC]

The stated price is the price. If they want more they need to say so when price and services are discussed.

I like to know how much cash I am spending before I get caught up in the moment. At such times I would empty the wallet if stimulated.

jj

 

[Horse Lover]

I agree. I remember when I first got to this area back in 2000 that the Post was full of ads for DC VA MD. I remember one nice place down in Charles County that the girls looked really nice and service was great, then I believe in 03 0r 04 Charles County residentents got uptight and then all things started closing.

So I sure LE uses the boards but they can probably pick up more info off the streets than here. Plus on here they would have to spend to much time sorting through crap about shutting down the board

Anyway just my two cents. Stay safe guys

 

[Cynthia]

Long-time lurker, first post.

Went the other day to Grn (you know, near where the other team plays). The sauna was nice, it was freezing cold that day. But the masseuse ("Candy") was eh, late 30s at best, a pooch, kinda phoning it in. Not bad.- hey, to be bad, it has to be really bad, right? But not great.

Worth noting she let me do doggy, but when I did mish, she had her hand in the way slightly, to prevent me from going in too much. BJ had too much teeth, too. Tho the massage was decent (back only). A pooch.- I'm reasonable, but this was more of a pooch than one would like. Face not great, nothing to write home about.

To make it worse, when I got done my clothes smelled like smoke, from the room next door. My masseuse did not smoke, but someone in that place was.

I went there bec. There were some great reviews on here a few months ago, maybe October, about the place. But when I went back then, the masseuse was similarly not so great looking. I ended up leaving and not closing the deal at all back then, and now, I understand why.

Ave been a regular at Supra of late, and now I remember why. Fine young masseuses. Was interested in a switch-up, so hence Green, but now I'll have to try somewhere else.

Have a long line of mini-reviews to drop off. Have also tried what I guess is Gold's.- 1829/2F I think (I started at the 3rd floor, no good choice on offer, started for 2nd floor and they said "same thing there. " Masseuse very ligth brown tan (fake tan, but not bad); fake blonde hair (again, not bad). But masseuse was fake boobs, wd not let me doggy, barely let me in even when she was on top. Also, no TS, and hustled me to leave when I was done.

Had a great exp at the old place on I at around 17th. Still walk past there to see if it might reopen, as some kind of late-Christmas surprise. The masseuse gave me some a**-action with a lubed-up finger, which I did not expect but turned out better than all right, and then kept working that while giving me a BJ, which was surprisingly super super great in combination. Took massive effort to hold back on that, in order to wait for the dog/mish. Of course, this was when the ladies were still taking me for approx $250 total.- I was younger and less wise then. Also, this one ended up occasionally coughing and spitting into a tissue, which was pretty disconcerting.- made me want to go get tested.

In the non-adventure category, include brief walk-ins to 1413 (the first-floor there smelled of mold, so I excused myself), and brief walk-ins to 520 and 524. The southerly one of those two seemed dismal somehow, so I left (again, was more innocent back then). The next, more northerly one, had a massuese whose face was not so good. She came into the room, tried to lure me to stay by strategically placing the boobs at eye level as I sat, even as the mamasan asked me, "you want, I get another girl. " But I left and went to. Supra.

Supra remains my recommendation, unless something has changed. Latetly it has been so good that they give me a full line-up of 4-5 total hotties. Didn't know whether to go blind or what. If I could have asked for a pile of all of them, in one room, I would.

Previous adventures at Supra include Mya in November (great English, as hasd been mentioned; good sense of humor; tall; handled me well and with restraint even as I was basically too d**** to f***, not my usual at all); a tiny spinner, exquisite face with high cheekbones and with fake but nice Cs who came real nicely during doggy, very sweet; she smoked and you could smell it on her hair but it was not a problem; a pale tallish one who it turned had stuffed her bra with tissues, but that turned out okay, as her BJ sent her own little forearms into goosebumps, and then we doggied for a really, really long time, and she got into it well; this tiny, cute little thing who opened my door and I was so stunned I did not think she was the masseuse so I asked for a lineup and she sent in another girl and I asked for her, explained my confusion as best I could.- she had a perfect, perfect waist (perfect for doggy too) who said she was 21 and this time I really believed it; and my first-ever at Supra, who taught me about when you need to take a shower: AFTER the act, so you go home clean and fine. She also warned me about pursuing this hobby every few days, said it drains away your $.

Yours in the hobby,

Tofer

 

[Tomba53]

I will be arriving in DC in a few weeks and the last time I was there I was able to visit 14K a few times. I met Rose and repeated with her everytime I went for the time I was there which was about two weeks.

Anyways I know that 14K is no longer there but does anyone know the where abouts of Rose. I would really like to see her again.

Asian Lover