Massage Parlor Reports

[cheznight]

So, after what seemed like a climb to the top of Mt. Everest, I finally reached the door. Made me feel secure to see cameras and to hear the locks coming off the door once i hit the bell.

Mamasan was VERY friendly and warm...asked me if I wanted some water (guess she could see I was winded). I then asked if I could use the rest room, she smiled and said yes. I used the rest room, washed my hands and she ushered me into a room. As soon as the door closed to my room, I heard another monger ring the bell.

Anyway, enters Michelle. She seemed like late 20's/early 30's, small breast but a nice firm round backside. She had on a tight blue and black dress and smiled at me gently. She asked if this was my first time and I was very honest. She could probably see I was nervous anyway.

Her english was broken. She asked me had I paid, I said no, and gave her the house fee (.7). She asked me did I want a shower, I said no for I just showered before I came (should i have said yes fellas???) Anyway, she stepped out for a min, and came back. She rubbed her hands on my back for like 2 mins before she squatted down beside me and asked me what do you want.

"What do you have?" I asked.

She just looked at me and kinda shrugged and smiled like she had no clue. So, I went direct and said "I want you". Again, I got the shrug. The I said "I want everything you have to offer." Again...the shrug. I felt so STUPID for not knowing WHAT to say!

So I just started to rub her leg. When I did that, she pointed and asked if I wanted that. I said yes. Then she made another gesture and asked "that?" I said yes. As I went to discuss the price, she hushed me and told me to "show her"

I understood what she meant, so we negotiated and we settled on .8 (though she told me "just this time").

So we went to a CBJ followed by FS. When finished, I was cleaned off, hugged, and walked to the door.

That was it. There it was. I would say it was a good experience but would LOVE some pointers as how not to seem like an idiot or stupid the next time I go! lol

Oh and Michelle wasn't the greatest in looks but her body was like WHOA!!! Very VERY nice!

 

[Hazza]

The "gummybears" came after the reference to her ass. My first thought was hemorrhoids; but hey, that's me.

 

[Jackie the Peace Maker]

On my way to a large pic nic/cook out, etc. Stopped by AROMA, saw new faces in the place but didn't think anything as the other lady told me she had new faces on the horizon. Went in, she didn't close the door all they way (so I knew something was wrong). Got a rub but no tug.

Must be under new management. Gonna drive by today and see if I see the other ladies vehicle and if so, gonna go in and ask her whats up.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The place was called Eurospa. There was a gorgeous Russian girl named Lisa working there. Took me about 10 visits before I could get her totally naked. Never got more than a handjob. When they closed, she went to a place in Towson. There was a place called Sense of Europe right on Georgia Ave in downtown Silver Spring. Quality of the ladies was not as nice.

 

[Boyoboy0]

Hi Cabdriver52,

WTF is a VIP suite?

 

[Zeid]

I'm from Cali and had the opportunity to walk the cold wet streets of DC tonight. Thanks for all the great info. I come here about once a year for business and usually managed to hit D'town, so I was bummed when I read it was gone.

So using the info, I decided to try to have a surpa night and headed there about 8. All went well, mama let me in and was all smiles. I paid the house fee and waited, not knowing if I was going to get one or a line-up. 2 minutes later, in walks Umi, an attractive enough K-girl of indeterminate age. I'll guess 30s based more on body?

Anyway, it was off to the TS which is something I love about DC AMPs. After walking out in the cold, the feeling with the hot water and her warm hands was great. Not to mention her attention to all the key areas.

Back to the room and an OK massagi to start (maybe a 6), but the breasts on my back (she had really nice Bs) was great. Her nips were poking out of her too small top during the TS which was a real turn on. Then she started some small kisses that eventually culminated in my favorite of all, that special "asian" attention. For me, better than a CBJ, which followed after about 3 minutes of bliss.

After a few minutes of that, I had her pivot and we 69'ed for a bit before I laid her down for my undivided attention. I'm quite sure she faked the O so we get to the deed which we did, first mish them finish in CG.

After that, the obligatory warm cloth and more massage on my back which was sweet. She was super sweet afterwards, I think in part because I did like her and found her attractive and tried to be a nice guy.

All in all, it was a well above average experience. It wasn't really rushed, and she did have rules: no DFK, no fingers, and no licking breasts which sucked. She said she was sore. She did allow me to gently touch and cup them.

I'd give it straight sevens, but the asian made it all worth it for me. Maybe I'm grading hard, i don't know. I don't have enough DC experiences to compare, just Honolulu and Thailand.

So thanks for the help. If anyone needs help in escort rich San Diego or Bangkok where I'm lucky enough to go about 10 times a year, let me know.

Pablo

 

[Oliver]

First of all, Cedar, your post has just got to be one of the All-Time winners! You set yourself up for what the erstwhile DC radio shock-jock Greaseman would have called a massive SPECKLING. (If you don't know what that term means, do a Google of "Greaseman" and "speckling" to find out.)

Now, as for the advice:

(1) On these boards, INFORMATION is our currency. We've obtained that information via the expenditure of (very often) significant amounts of time and money.

(2) When you just waltz into this or any of the other forums on massageplanet and ask "Where the best place to go?" you invite the sort of replies that you've already received. It's like being an able-bodied individual, wearing expensive Nike shoes and a gold chain around his neck, walking up to somebody on the street and saying "Gimme a dollah." (We've got too many of those types for real in DC, as it is.) The proper response is "Get off your butt and go earn that 'dollah', ya lazy ass." Of coure, you want to be careful that you don't say that in certain parts of DC (i.e., not in SE, SW, NE, or NW), or you might get shot.

(3) As a newbie, even if you've supposedly "been in this hobby for years," you need to give some info first before you are likely to get any in answer to a question. That means two things: (i) You need to go forth and experience some of the hobby yourself, preferably at a new establishment or with a new girl at an old establishment or even an old girl at an old establishment. Check out The Washington Post Sports section for the ads at the bottom of the inside pages. (ii) Before you can do (i), you need to do your homework and research. This means reading through the forum. It means doing the slightly difficult task of going back through the past months and reading what other members have said. They didn't post those reviews for their own health. They posted it in order to share it, and for the benefit of eventual newbies like you (and like nearly every other member of this board, at one time or another).

(4) Once you go and actually "investigate" the venue of your choice, review back with the details (i.e., amount, name & description of girl, activities in general terms, and any other noteworthy bits of info).​

If you follow this general track, you'll eventually start to accumulate a good track record and build-up "board cred." If you follow your current trajectory, you'll quickly be labeled a lazy mooch and you'll be wasting your (and massageplanet) bandwidth. You'll soon find that the folks on this board (or, at least, most of them --- there may be some exceptions) are a generous bunch who will be more than happy to provide some helpful guidance and advice, once they know you're a solid stand-up dude. Until then, you'll have to earn your keep the old-fashioned way.

So, suck it up, straighten up, and stand tall. Hit the "Reset" button (or, as Secretary of State Clinton did, the "Overcharge" button) and try making your next post one that is substantially better than this first attempt. Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.

R::R

 

[callmejohn]

Sounds a lot like the hype over health care nowadays.

 

[Burchell]

B, the HJ (and BBBJ) does feel better sometimes because you do not have to wear a cover. I have had some instances where I have gone for the second helping, but needed the HJ to finish. If the HJ is the way you like to finish, just go with the FS (with all the trimmings) and then when your ready, take off the cover and tell her to finish you with HJ. I have never run into anyone who did not like finishing me off with a HJ. My two cents. Later, BT3

 

[Pokemon Fan]

Thanks AJ, it's always good to have someone clarify the facts.

 

[Nevaskard]

Horsetrader thanks for the review, I respect your judgment.
But I could not disagree more. 1215 is a gem on the DC scene.

They are clean and private unlike the competition.
When I go there the floors are clean enough to eat off of.
Even the table shower is clean.

Also they offer a very nice sauna which is often not available at other places.
Plus I have had some very nice ladies there.

Getting 26 minutes will happen if you go for the finish up front. Happens to me all the time.
I do not blame them, because the finish can be exhausting, leaving the lady needing a rest.
If you want to stay longer I would say, ask for a longer sauna session, and let the massage go for longer before you go for the finish. 1215 is a place where a good massage is possible (and probable) , this is not the case at many locations in the area.

1215 might be my #1 spot, I think I will go tomorrow.

 

[b_dracula]

Long time reader, first time poster here. So please let me know if I'm doing anything wrong.

A little background. I stopped dreaming for about 2 or 3 years and then started again this year. Unfortunately my favorite place has been closed, and since reading about Black Wednesday, I've become quite paranoid when going to my dreams, so I've limited myself to two places that I feel safe about. So far my experiences have ranged from bad to average. Until my last dream, that is.

Walked in after the mamasan eyed me over for a few seconds, and I was introduced to Julie. Great body, she could be an import model if she wanted to be. Great face, too. Looks to be about mid-20s if I had to guess. Very friendly and playful, which I think always makes the dream much better. Average Engrish skills that you'd expect to find at AMPs.

Waited a few minutes for the TS room to be free. The TS was thorough, the way I like it. Then on to the massagi. She asked if I wanted it hard, medium, or soft. Since most MGs don't know how to do it for real anyway, I chose soft. This basically meant BL for a few minutes and she moved on to AR, something I love and haven't had for a long time. Then came probably one of the best CBJ I've ever had in a dream in this city. It was aggressive, with lots of DT and very skillful BLS. Then I switched between DS and Mish for the main event and probably only lasted a few minutes after the great BJ.

I was very happy with the dream. I had almost given it up altogether because I wasn't getting anything above average. I hate handing out roses for average and below.

 

[?V??us?]

I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.

She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and review here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.

The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.

PP

 

[LMF_Eddie]

Lex has checked out the Real Doll website. Hate to say it, but it appears that this industry has co-opted the business model of Microsoft. For instance, you will need an upgrade in order to get one with a hairy snatch.

I've done some research into and thinking about this industry and here are my startling conclusions:

1.) These dolls are smuggled into the U.S. across the Mexican border by hiding them in watermelons. They are removed from the melons in San Antonio and inflated. From SAT, they are moved by Greyhound into the major cities of the U.S. This industry is run by the N. Korean mafia with help from arab terror organizations who supply venture capital. The goal is to make American males dependent upon the high quality sex which they can't get from American females. A secondary goal is to take jobs from American females who would love to have the jobs the dolls fill.

2.) The U.S. government and various vigilante groups have concentrated so hard upon stopping undocumented border crossers, that they have completely overlooked this dangerous phenomenon. This presents an opportunity for civic minded individuals in major American cities. They would be doing everyone a favor if they would check all sex providers and determine whether or not the providers are flesh and blood providers or in fact plastic blow up providers.

3.) If you prefer unshaven pussy, you are encouraged to carry a sterilized merkin or other form of cod piece with you. The vendor considered making hairy snatch the default but decided that this could be dangerous. A person who decided to shave the hirsute pussy of a doll would risk injury to themselves if the doll were to explode catastrophically.

Stand by for other revelations as this story develops.

LexLuther

 

[Zey]

Finally got to DC Thursday, wow, first time since Thanksgiving '07, and the red door. My provider was Chae, couldn't place her age, she's a bit thick, think Nana from Supra and a great attitude. The TS, massage and main course were pretty good, definitely repeatable.

 

[Gia C]

1. I needed a massage really bad. Opted for the 1hour special for $40. Figured what the hell, let's check it out. Also note I wasn't there for any extras, just on a recon trip. As soon as you walk in you notice an old smell. An older (maybe 40s) Asian lady greeted me and I explained to her that I was there for the internet 1hour special. No problems and off to the room on the left we went. I was hoping something younger and cuter would come in and do the massage but no such luck. What I saw was what I got. I was wearing shorts and sandals so I just slipped my sandals off. As she began the massage I told her I was going to sleep. She said ok and gave a decent enough foot massage through my haze. Half way through, the door chimes (loudly I might add, woke me up! And her Asian female friend walks in sticks her head in the door and says Hello. She's cuter, but not by much. About the same age. Female friend says she knows me from somewhere and I tell her it's possible because I visit other parlors. Long story coming to an ending, this place is new, about 2 months I was told. Don't know if anything was on the menu as I was not at all interested. But she did go the full hour and for $30 that's a bargain for me. And they both had great attitudes so I promised I'd be back before the $80 1hour special was over.

 

[Helena]

I wonder if there is also a time/exhaustion consideration. If the GF cums, she usually wants to nap off the relaxation. So, if these girls want to make money, they don't have time to recover from a good orgasm. Then, they sure as hell don't have the energy for a dozen a day. Who does?

 

[Jenny]

Yes, it was an AMP. Curiously it was owned by this former mayor/sheriff fellow but manned and operated by Koreans.

Kinda makes me wonder who you need to talk to to get an AMP franchise!

 

[Nazar]

I have done private incall some 20 or so time and while not all where the best experiences, most where good. I have used Sky 6 times and no problems. Girls are older and sometimes they are lazy (Two slurps and "I'm tired, you ready? ") but not a bad experience. I always go with girls that have many reviews at another on of those review sites. Samantha (www.beseducedbyme.com) is EXCELLENT. BEST LAY I HAVE EVER HAD. HANDS DOWN. Her BJ is heavenly, a true professional.

Good Hunting

 

[Shelby J]

Box,

Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.

Thanks,

PC