Massage Parlor Reports

[Matt]

Will be visiting DC next week. Can anyone recommend a good AMP to visit. Also looking for any good AMP out in Alexandria.

 

[Kitten]

Just wanted to review back on Yumi. Similar to GingerMan's review. It was overall a very good time. When asked if I've been there before, it was "of course, with Cici". TS was very good. She did not miss any places. Massage was actually very good, and then on to the main event that was outstanding. CBJ and 69. All was very clean and tasty. And she contined to the finish. Then hot towel cleanup and time to get dressed. No rush, relaxed visit. Would repeat.

TS - 8
Face - 5
Body - 9
Massage - 7
Finish - 8

 

[sriteja]

Ventured to Star Spa where I was entertained by Julie a true Korean lovely. The TS was quite nice, she took her time to give me a proper kind of massage there. Returning to the room Julie was very enthusiastic with a sweet personality. Julie puts the full in FS. Overall the service was great and I will definitely return. I give her a 9/10 – the way Washington used to be.

 

[Trigz T]

Nice review. I think you might have seen Yoyo though since she's the only one who does BBBJ. Mamasan probably pulled a bait and switch but you got the luck of the draw!

 

[itisabeccathing]

Does anyone knows if there is any AMP in Manassas or near it that offer fs also?

Thanks

 

[twistd_love]

If you're sorry to post an unrelated post here, then you shouldn't have done it in the first place. But since you did do it, you're obviously not sorry at all.

So word for the noob: post your posts in their respective regional/geographical locations.

Peace...

 

[sdheed707]

There was an article in the Post today, Metro section, about the Waffle House on tenth street. It is an historic icon, and they plan to move it to 6th street when they build an eight or ten story office building there. The block across from Ford's Theatre will be razed.

They talked about other businesses impacted, but left out the two on the block that mean so much to us. Does this mean the end of Royal and Happiness? Jeez, Royal has been there forever!

All this gentrification is ruining DC. This has always been a place where a boy could be bad--how else could our politicians survive!

I think Royal is the oldest continuously operating spa in DC. The only competition is IHC, but it only came to light (The Post Sports section, that is) in the mid 1990's. I was told by an ex spa girl that it was a spa for "Chinese Men" before that, so I don't know.

Bad news, anyway.

 

[Angeline L]

Anyone had to the pleasure of their $50 Special yet?

PC out

 

[Betrayed and Insane]

Hey fellas,

New to town but looking to contribute to the DC board.

I read some post that mentioned a place staffed by latinas. Would appreciate any info.

Also, if anyone has a link for a newb in town and where I should go - very much appreciated!

Happy hunting

 

[aightman]

OK JJ, you got my attention. It appears this place has changed over the years and I doubt I'll get much from it. But thanks for waking this old man up.

 

[Shovel ready Teddy]

This post was on erotic mp dot com.

Can anyone verify?

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[Deo Maskey]

Sun is history

http://gpliving.blogspot.com/2007/03/arena-brothel-rotisserie-521-g-st-nw.html

 

[Christine George]

Given some of the recent discussion of LE activity, I was tempted to write this post in "code", which many of the posters here do in some fashion or other: "I had a dream last night and..." "2 roses" "Pennsylvania citrus stand..."

But if Larry Craig can get busted for tapping his feet and reaching for the toilet paper, "I had a dream..." ain't gonna fool anybody.

And LE knows better than we do where all the sex is. They don't need to hear it from us. They can read Craigslist and City Paper like all the other horny guys.

Anyway...

On New Year's Day around noon, I decided to start the year off right and treat a friend of mine to his first AMP massage. I usually don't go the AMP route, but he was into it, so first we checked the few places I knew -- K St, the old Downtown, Green Ct -- all closed.

So we decided to take a chance on M St and randomly chose the 2nd floor buzzer for no other reason than we didn't feel like going all the way up to the 3rd. The mama-san greeted us and sent us to different rooms. My friend scored Bebe, and I got Julie (reviewed positively by others here). I think I got the better deal. Julie says she's 26 and from Seoul, and she has large implants on a very petite frame. She collected the $60 house fee and led me to the TS. Meanwhile, my friend was chillin' with Bebe and a Diet Coke in the sauna, which actually made me a little jealous. But somebody's got to go first. The TS was good, thorough, and HOT (temp), but nothing out of the ordinary.

Back in the room, Julie gave me a firm massage that culminated with her walking on my back and legs. This lasted for a good 20 minutes, followed by the most extensive and enthusiastic AR I've ever had, with attention given simultaneously to the surrounding areas (odd position, but rather nice). Eventually moved to 69 and a vigorous CBJ ("jackhammer" comes to mind), until I couldn't hold out any longer. Besides, we'd burned nearly the full hour by that point anyway. Julie cleaned me up and brought me my clothes...along with the tip that I'd stashed under the phone. I got dressed and left the money on the table, and Julie led me out and left the money there with nary a mention of money or tip.

My friend had a similarly good time with Bebe. On the way out, they gave me candy and set me on the couch next to the mama-san while my friend used the bathroom. Both Julie and the mama-san specifically requested that I go online and tell everyone about them: "You go internet and tell everyone Juuuuuuuuuuulie. Nice girl," and "You tell everyone you had good solution."

Well, guys, I definitely had a good solution! Julie might not be my AMP ATF (there are a few folks from Downtown that I still recall fondly!), but she's definitely one of the good ones.

-Strata

ps - The place is very very clean.

 

[~Jessika~]

Just a couple of points on Mimi, who has already some good reviews here. She has a smoking body IMHO if you like thin, lanky types, and nice-looking add-ons so she ends up with a Barbie-like appearance. A MILF-type face that initially put me off but grew on me. Nice lips.

Pretty good service but I found it a bit odd that she kept pulling my hand away whenever I tried to touch her. Otherwise she seemed very friendly but wanted to be in control the whole time. She might warm up over time but I got the impression she wasn't quite as into the show as Rose or some others.

So overall I'd give 8 for looks (9 for body/7 for face) and a 7 for service with some room for improvement.

Noticed a couple of smaller babes there who caught my eye and looked pretty tasty but did not get any names. Might try one next time.

 

[MatthewHeckler]

So my brother and I lived in dc for a while and left, but now were coming back and we want to try this thing out so where are to good spots at in dc or northern VA. And what do all these acronyms mean. Please hook me up.

 

[WOWbrandywineWOW]

Saw Jenny, nice spinner girl. All the bases were covered although very rushed cause it was busy. DATY was good and the girl can take a pounding wo complaints.

PC out

 

[h2opolochik1]

Hi,

Does anyone know the one on Columbia Road?

Is DC stile or Nova standard?

And also are all the VA ones NOVA standard?

Thanks

 

[LiarLiarPantiesOnFire]

Star

Coco

Aplus experience and value.

Minuses: Ran smack into one of you while en route from room to room.

Leo activity out front on way out with a long stare and arms crossed.

Like Kool and the Gang said, its too hot...at least for me for a bit.

 

[Eva]

I think that there's no way that any man will pay any girl $250 and up for their "package", it's just outrageous. There's no way that I'm paying any girl whether she's Asian or not, that type of money for just 1 hour of pussy, I find that to be ludicrous and insane. I saw the 2 girls from your post Jack B (Rie And Christine), and when I saw their prices, I thought to myself " These girls must be smoking weed or something, who and what do they think they are? ". I totally agree with Sleazebum, these girls are asking for too much money, what type of insurance can any customer get that these girls would actually treat them right for that hefty amount of cash? . Why do you think that the AMP's in California have comepletely died out? , because no man is willing to pay that outrageous amount of cash for just one hour with a girl, NO MAN WILL DO IT, NOT ONE! I am sure you guys work very hard for your money, and I am also sure that you guys value the hard effort you all put in your work everyday, would you give any girl (Asian or not) that type of cash? When you are not even sure if she will take care of you properly? . I'm sure you guys wouldn't throw your hard earned money down the toilet now would you? . Thinking about it after a while, I think the AMP girls might give up and actually come back to D. C when they realize that thair attempts to get rich quick from men are futile.

There's one thing that you said Jack B that I trully agree on.

If you find a good AMP thats willing to really pamper and take care of you, try to tip her extra, If she gives you exceptional service tip her good by all means. But I think if they give you standard or below average service, they will have to settle for $160. It's either that or nothing at all. They want more money, they have to work for it.

Oh, By the way, I appreciate your reply Jack! :.D.

USMC "Semper Fi"

Pheonixzero13

 

[Eric Forman~ Ryan Ross]

I don't doubt him though I have not seen Angie. Susie's in her 40's and people here believe she's 27.