Massage Parlor Reports

[symphony.no.7]

WOW! I've been in some strange situations at AMP's in the past but this is almost beyond belief. You must of hit her on a bad day. Sometimes these girls can be freaked out for no reason. Might of been paranoia kicking in from some drug. I think you were lucky to get a refund with the free table shower.

 

[questionable]

I can confirm that Royal is open. I went this weekend and found only two ladies. Both seemed to be Thai, older and heavy set. I passed. I did ask about the lovely Linda and was told that she was on vacation. Some how I don't think so. Looks to me that this is a brand new operation.

Not to be denied, I stopped in to 1413. Had a decent session with Young.

LARS Score:

Face 7
Body 6.5
Attitide 8
Service 7.5

Still looking for the next AMP girl superstar.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[anjellaaxd]

Meanwhile you haven't contributed a meaningful review in the past year and a half.

Funny enough, I was thinking about "economic geniuses" too, except I was drawing similarities between people like you ("THE PRICES ARE FINE") with the "geniuses" saying things like "THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE US ECONOMY ARE STRONG" and "KEEP BUYING BEAR STEARNS".

You'll just sing the same old tune until we hit rock bottom.

 

[Carver Descartes]

Had to toss a coin this morning as I couldn't decided between Mist / Supra and 1215. The coin toss yeilded 1215 as the place of choice, but upon entering the building and seeing that narrow, short hallway leading to those tiny elevator doors, I got a claustrophobic feeling. It would be extremely uncomfortable standing in that thing with another Monger, or anyone for that fact and considering the only thing posted was the psychic 3rd floor place, I decided to pass. Maybe next time.

I head up the block to more familiar territory, climb the 4 flights, hit that buzzer and was in in a flash. Mama showed me to room 3. I told her I wanted a line up, and she gave me this strange 'don't tell me what to do' type stare, and said she's send someone in. Odd, but whatever.

In walks Vicki.30's, nice body; some obvious belly fat but her man made see bolt-on's offset and distracted the eye away from that imperfection. Not a looker in the face department, but not paper bag material either.

Very hot and thorough TS was provided, as well as a standard full body massage. Upon the flip I was asked for the $ upfront; after which I received a very sensual b2b massage, followed by a great CBJ w / DT then onto CG, and finished up in K9. She helped me get dressed, and I was in and out in about 35 minutes.

There was another provider in the kitchen area; she had on a purple out fit, was tall, tanned skinned, long brown frizzy hair with some killer legs.

Didn't seem at all busy, as I only heard the doorbell ring once then entire time I was there.

All in all Vicki provided the standard fare, although nothing to write home about.

Face: 6.

Body: 8.

Massage: 7.

Attitude: 7. Quiet yet accommodating.

 

[dsk]

I agree 100%. Recommended!

 

[Clare [:]

Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...

Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y!

So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!

To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.

Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.

Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that review.

Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.

BTW Bilbo and others who may not get a reply from me,
If I am the other culprit, which I cannot recall, I meant no offense. I try to limit my time on this board because it is addictive. If the request is a week or two old, I delete it because my PM box is constantly full.

Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.

LoveLOS would repeat.

LL

 

[Jazmyne]

Two great posts and two superstars...in the same day! You've both raised the bar for us all.

Welcome back LL, and keep up the good work Korwin!

 

[Rolex]

I realize that this is pure blasphemy around these parts, but if that's what it would take to get the general quality level back to what it was 5 years ago, I'd gladly pay it.

Be that as it may, could somebody please explain to me when this form changed from USASexGuide to USAEconGuide?

 

[Lindsay85]

Nice lil AMP, just a pull on your johnson however, I have been goin there since they open, have some new ladies now. They are nice.

If u get to know them and them u, they will treat u very well. Aroma Spa

 

[Melody]

Obviously this is the real sex slave trade that the government was trying to crack down on. As these real dolls are so authentic looking and near perfect, they could easily mistake our local AMP girls for these dolls.

Too bad, since even the RealDolls are consenting adults (this could be a point of argument I'm sure) but they missed their mark trying to crack down on our local massuesses.

RealDolls are people too! Just because they don't have green cards or speak very good english (well I don't think they speak at all, at least without a lawyer present) shouldn't deny them rights!

Happy New Year folks.

 

[richard m]

Now that is a AMP business model I agree with!

 

[Frankydoodle]

Friday night. Everyone was arrested by DC police.

The DC spa scene is dying fast. I am going elsewhere for my entertainment.

 

[Hmmmm]

Love? Prove my love? Huh? When she mentioned love she was referring to the kind of love that lasts 45 minutes (60 if they aren't busy). She won't ask for gifts, just a tip. That works for me. When she mentioned marriage, she was open about needing a husband to stay in this country. There was never any other implication. But all she really wanted is for me to pick her on my next visit to the AMP and give her the standard tip.

I do believe that many of these women would marry a monger just to stay in this country. Such a marriage would be unrelated to love. They don't want to go back to Korea. I have no idea if they would expect to live the life of a married couple or how past debt would be handled.

Horsetrader

 

[deankeen4444]

Thanks. I'm glad I declined then. My very first time to an AMP, I had been told to bring a particular amount of money, and it was not enough money. The girl, an extreme hottie, was pissed.


Me too! Me too! Tara was awesome.

She might be getting her boobs done. She talked about it a lot. A damn shame, if you ask me.

 

[:))]

In January, I went to see a very well reviewed girl rated very highly. When I saw her, I was definitely pleased with her face and body, but her hands and feet kind of turned me off. No matter, she had a very playful and sexy personality, and when I asked for a BBBJ she asked me for $40. I asked her for BBFS and the price went to $400 total. I relented and fucked her pretty good and asked if I could cum inside her. She said no, so I pulled out and came on her belly. She told me to come again next time, and she'd do anything and everything. I never bothered. Too expensive.

 

[Mike A]

Are there any Amps with TS workers in DC?

 

[Courage Wolf]

I'm still smiling about Susie. I hope her salon dream comes true also.

I jokingly told her, "I need to find a girl just like you. " and she just smiled telling me "There is no one like me. " I just got my tax return money also. Oh man it's on.

Can someone pm exactly why the 3rd floor is horrible? I have a morbid curiousity now.

 

[ChristianS]

Sleazebum, another nice review. I, too, appeciate a good massage. Going back to the discussion of about a week ago, when I said that the amount we paid had nothing to do with the quality (or quantity) of girls in DC, I wanted to make one more point. From my reading of the San Francisco board over the years, it seemed that the AMP scene there was as close as you could get to Asia, with a very large selection of very sexy, young girls. Then, a couple of years ago, there was a police crackdown, and it seems that they never recovered. I think it is similar to what has happened in DC. I don't think it has anything to do with money. The providers just decided they don't need the hassle. So I, like you, will continue to be a Cheap Charlie, and pay the going rate, until the providers stop provising at that rate. And then, I'll pay the rate at which they will provide.

 

[typical]

Hello everyone,

I have been using this site, but not contributing, so I feel I should add some information. I've also been participating in this seen for the past 6 years or so.

At the shining light, yes Cocoa is cute and looks every bit like 24. But, I have a problem with her. Besides Suzie, I've noticed that Cocoa and the others do not take a shower after they finish. This disgusts me because I came on one girls breasts, and as I walked off the door, I noticed that she escorted the next customer to the private room w/o shower! Suzie is only one who took shower with me after finishing. Has anyone else noticed this?

What happened to Downtown Spa? I went there and was only given a massage (although a pretty good one). The mama-san claimed they were under new management, but I recognized her from 2003.

I really wish Dupont Spa or Supra would re-open.

 

[jay]

So I tried an AMP I haven't been to on 8th st SE. Went on a Thursday afternoon. Had to wait 5 minutes until a provider was ready. After another customer left, saw Candy. Candy is a petite Korean with a very hot body. She did a great TS then we went to the room. The massage was so-so but passable. AFter the flip she asked what I wanted and I said 69. We settle on 1.4 and she went to work. She had the nicest nipples. Over half inch long which compensated for her rather small tiitties. After some general playing she climbed on top and put her incredible pussy on my face to lick. She started sucking on me but I didn't last long. However, rahter than stop she continued to let me lick her and ended up grinding on my face while I continued working her clit. 10 minutes after I had cum, she cums. And it wasnt fake as her fluids leaked all ove rmy face. Not a big gush. But clearly she had cum and said so.

We got cleaned up and she asked me when I was coming back. I said two weeks. She said she would be looking for me. I highly recommend you guys sample her. She has only been there less than a month.