Massage Parlor Reports

[jelainazareno]

I completely agree with you, YMMV. Regrettably, hobbyists often neglect the subtle factors that make up a great session.

Many of us attempt to "get more bang for [our] bucks" on the first visit. While this may happen with some providers, it doesn’t happen with everyone, especially those who are young and physically attractive. So, don’t try to get extras on the first visit. Save the flavor for later. If you find a provider that you like physically, come back and you shall she how expressive she may or may not be. This hobby is not for financially challenged.

Remember, everything is available for a price. A buck and change might be big for some, but to these women, it means very little. Their working clothes cost about a buck fifty in New York. Therefore, if you put the money where the mouth wants to go, you will find that the road is much smoother.

I find that some of these gals are really nice, clean, and great chefs. Some are complete liars and self-absorbed assholes. I used to date some who would pay for everything and dated some who would disappear when the dinner check comes. I have heard of some supporting their boyfriends and husbands. This only means that they are people, like the rest of us, and further extends the notion of YMMV.

I remember an old girlfriend of mine. She told me that working girl get clinical check-up once every month and that this was a business necessity. Most of the girls that I’ve known behind the scene rarely get check-ups. I don’t understand why they don’t. If a cover breaks or other governmental procedure necessitates it, then they would visit a doctor. Otherwise they would not.

Let’s examine the worse case scenario. One provider draws a "well-endowed" client, where she might experience obstetrical rupture. The next guy in line has HIV and adamant about DATY with which she complies. The third guy in this series is shit-out-of-luck if he wishes DATY or anything uncovered.

Just a thought,
N2

 

[xray_man69]

Are the 30 year olds now the standard age providers? The last few visits have been with providers, who clearly are no spring chickens anymore. I hate to keep bringing up the late 90's / early 2000 scene but back then, I rarely ended up with what seems to be the normal aged providers now; that's is unless I went to M st. Where they seem to have the bottom of the barrel in terms of providers. Hell, me and a friend used to consider that place the AMP retirement home, where a provider would end up right before she completely got out of the business. Anyhow, it seems that either the 20 year olds just are coming to DC anymore, or the mother land for these ladies just aren't allowing them to come over here anymore due to the economy.

 

[Pompal 09.]

No mention of Mike asking for bj only, the review was that he left only .8. Is the girl supposed to know?

My only point was that she was not upselling. If you want fs, pay the freight. If you want something less let it be known. Hell, if you only want a bj, go to B'more and get one for a quarter benjie!!!!!!!!!!!

Lax

 

[cookie25]

Something Green, two days in a row, similar experiences: Ruby is probably 30--sweet, great TS and massage, sensual but with a grimace during the deed, then switched back to being a chatty friend; Jenny is younger, 25, voluptuous, firm body, more mechanical TS and massage, sensual touch, but can't handle the ride either, less friendly. Hate to say it, but there is a raw sensuality and honesty to the reactions of these unjaded girls that makes them compelling. All this, with a "God loves you" radio station piped into the background. Who needs Singapore?

 

[Prehistoric Pengy!]

A couple weeks ago I visited 14K and was attended to by Tammy. Tammy only works weekends but is well worth the wait. Service is beyond compare. Very polite and provides the best service I have had in DC aside from Nana at Green. I give Tammy straight 9s across the board. The upcoming weekend is her last weekend before vacation so if you get a chance, check her out. The BBBJ was way better than Nana's. Way better. As for the TS, Tammy pays attention to detail and is very sweet. I was not going to publish but I decided to put my selfishness aside. Anyway's the only thing that sucked was the "I love jesus" song playing in the background. It kind of killed it but I was over it very quickly. Oh and I tried to see her last weekend but she was unavailable because she got a visit from the.

 

[NOt Me]

Hey Love Machine:

Yeah man shoot the video, perhaps you also can win a AVN award next year.

I am so glad Bench won, thank God somebody in Baltimore won something.

I am proud of you Bench, you have already inspired LL

Big Red

 

[Estella]

Well it just so happens that I did see her yesterday for the 2nd time, ha! But I was trying to be discreet and say, besides her.

 

[jenny_lynn_23]

Lets review the bidding.


Downtown reviewed and praised here (remember Mya?): Closed.
Neverland (Wendy) gets magnificent press here: Closed.
Eye-Bar: (Jay et al) Good Press here: Gone.
OK: Gone.
Gold: Great Gals (BeBe) as reviewed here: Shut Down.
Supra: Gone.
Now, 14K and the Rose garden: Withered and gone.

Are we going to do the same for Rio?

Think about it.

AM

 

[lebanese Spirit]

The first idea is White Flint. It's in Rockville and it has many stores and restaurants there and, years ago, it used to be a Flagship mall.

The 2nd idea is RTFF... Amazingly enough another newbie posted similar requests as a first post and received the same response. If you would have read down the page just a little, you would have realized this.

Van

 

[kumaran pharma]

IHC = 1818.

(Not sure if it's *still* called IHC; I haven't been there in 2-3 years.)

 

[bodacioius baby]

DC AMPs are where its at.

 

[moi]

Actually DW, it sounds like you were filled with more than anticipation... Glad you got that worked out. Great reviewing.

The Supra situation is disturbing, but gents and others posting here, please don't start preaching doom and gloom until we have a bit more information. JMHO.

Ye olde trippe reviewte:
I called my latest candidate for a Ms LL to be sure I had the dates right for her vacation from TAWNN. She picked up and she is in NYC. While we had a great conversation, yellow fever was growing. SMWSLT ©. Especially now that I had to work later than expected and had an ETA to DC of 1:30am... Who to call? [edited by author] * of course! He put forth a lead I decided to follow:

Wow!! I would not have guessed a mature (30+) spinner who loves DATY and provides good service works at the AMP described. Based on that information, only because I have cum many times by following his guidance, I reset the GPS to Gold. I rang and asked for [edited by author] Referred to as GoldenGirlSpinner *. I was escorted to my roomlet and GoldenGirlSpinner came in collected the house fee and stayed to collect her tip also. She left and I disrobed. She came back with hot towels. No shower, no massagi? She disrobed. A girl wants to fuck me; who am I to complain? She has a beautiful body and nice c-cups that, if they are enhanced (which I think not), the surgeon is a master. Full and perky, but soft to the touch and tounge. She was on her knees when she figured out I wanted Dinner. That is where she stayed for about 10 minutes, then she rolled over and writhed around another 5 minutes, legs, spread wide and high, before demanding to be fucked. I obliged. Starting in Mish, working her to several "O's" in Doggy, with a mish finish.

GoldenGirlSpinner:
Face: 6
Body: 8
TS: 0
Massagi: 0
Sexo: 8+
Attitude: 7
Overall: 6 with mitigating circumstances.
Repeat: Yes, especially when not rushed due to closing time.

More hot towels and she pointed to the clock. 2:06am Closing time. I finally had to ASK her for my change from the house fee. She said something about her tip, the attempted up sell cost her two attitude points!

Back at my car a cop is writing me a ticket. I ask why. Plates are expired and subject to ticketing when parked in DC. While that is useful information that deserves a place in these archives, the officer is otherwise an idiot. Yes the year decal says 2007, but the month was 12, and it the guy really was going to write me a ticket, which I would have had to fight or pay, for an infraction for which I was not guilty. Oh well, hopefully they will continue to miss it on those few occasions when I do sort of "bend" the letter of the law.

I was well satisfied, so I drove around some of the suspected places. Nothing on K-L at 2:30am except a large group of people on the sidewalk near 1413. I parked and blended thru the crowd and slipped downstairs without drawing any attention except from the bum reviewed earlier. I was admitted. I asked for Bebe, but mamasan says "all new girls." D-Wolf, your girl may be gone already. Mamasan sent in Mimi, whose rotation it was for my approval. She is about 5'7", probably 125 lbs, but I must emphasize this girl, while not a spinner, is not overweight in any area. She could be a number grade higher for the right taste. Her tits were enhanced, a nice clean job and not too hard. Her nips were perky and she was responsive to my attentions. I went to move my oral exploration further south, and she has a rule.

That rule always kills it for me. I laid back and she administered her raincoat. She asked me when the last time I had sex was, noting that Little LL's response, while appropriate, was slow in getting up to speed. I lied like a towel on the massage table. I told her truthfully about SWMBO that morning, but I neglected to tell her about GoldenGirlSpinner, just 30 minutes prior. Yes, for those who keep score, that makes today a trifecta of some variety.

She worked nicely, but not really well for a song on the radio, I forget the name. She gained my attention and asked if I was ready. "No, do that some more." I think she would rather I blew a load, but she went back to work.

Finally I motioned for her to climb on. She worked hard and I was enjoying the ride and view. She was getting tired (big girl, remember, does not bounce as well as a tiny little thing). I finally decided doggie would do nicely. She accused me of cumming, and I had to prove it before the re-insert. You can only imagine the grudge fuck attitude LL had at that time. Got'er done. Gentlemen, if you draw this girl, just remember her ass is built for doggy. Beautiful view. In retrospect, that ass is really built for something else, but that is another rule. I asked.

Mimi @ 1413:
Face: 7
Body: 8
TS: 8
Massagi: 0
Sexo: 6
Attitude: 6
Overall: 6.
Repeat: No. YMMV.

Yellow fever attack abated. For now.
LoveLOS

* edited information is available by PM to select contributing senior members (The Spinner Alert Network)

 

[Chinlak]

Meant to mention that as I left the "Rosey" establishment, there were about 100 business cards from the place scattered over the sidewalk. This tells me one of two things:

1. Somebody has dumb way to advertise, or

2. Somebody doesn't like our place.

I wonder...

Rx

 

[trenardy]

Do these buses have table showers?

 

[sassy k]

Once again visited Supra, this time for a session with Maya. By far she has had the best English of any provider I’ve ever seen there. When I asked where she came from, she said ‘New York’ in a sassy way. Her breasts were definitely pumped up with silicone. While giving me French, she slipped on a beret so smoothly that I did not even notice it. She has magic hands. We did cowgirl, then I bent her over the table for a firm, full doggy finish. Phew.

The one thing that made me nervous was the way that she seemed to be sizing me up for marital prospects after the session. It wouldn’t be the first time a provider has fished for a proposal from me—I couldn’t tell if she’s joking, passing the time or serious. I deflected her questions and we walked arm-in-arm to the door, where she and the mama-san bid me good night and happy returns.

 

[Brar]

I hate to burst your bubble but you are not only one she has offered "bareback" services to which makes it even more dangerous. Think with your "big head" instead of the "little head". It is easy to fall for her game but you have to remember it is strictly "business". Don't get me wrong, she is good but the "bareback" services is strange. The younger Nana is more talented than her but she always keep it safe.

I am out.

 

[Edward Bongshanks]

In about 50 trips over this summer on Eastern/Todays and New Century, nothing like this has ever happened. Certain times of the day the busses are packed other times I have sat alone the entire trip.

Eastern's busses are newer and the bathrooms are pristine clean. NC busses are older the bathrooms are clean and do not smell.

Eastern offers wifi on the busses FOC. New Century offers more busses more often.

The driver for both always speaks english, and sometimes is not even Chinese.
Never had a bag issue not one time. Bus has never broken down during one of the trips.

Not sure what you have been riding or have where you got your info from it doesn't match my experiences.

 

[Hop]

House fee plus tip.

Bruce

 

[TheMadHatter[Alice]TM]

Red door was very nice. Didn't get her name. Never do, but it was very nice.

Pre-massage, cracked out the kinks.
Table shower, all the right spots.
brief massage, including A/R, which was a first for me in an AMP, very sensual
Brief DATY, another first, I usually don't, but she was so sweet.
Flip, all the right stuff, .
Kissing - nice.
Continuous, nice, fake, but believable "o"
finish hr.
post shower.
The whole ritual of putting my socks and shoes on for me and buttoning my shirt.

Looks good, tall 5-7 (?)
firm natural or very good fake B's.

Another first. no money talk until after. All around good.

 

[sassytheatrefriend]

Does anyone know of any Latin woman massage pallor's are in the DMV?

Thanks