Whackiest Sex Experiences

[tuhreza]

I forgot those (peculiar ? ) experiences I had in chennai some time back which I could recall now.
one of my Reviewiend hooked up a working lady (in P&G ) and tasted her many times and passed on the contact to me . I called her (married and have two kids ) one day evening and wanted to meet . but she told that she is in adyar right now and she can wait further for me to meet. I was in guindy that time (6pm) and drove my car to adyar and picked her up and don't know where to go next. suddenly I though of prarthana a drive in theater in ECR . i took her there bought ticket and parked for a tamil movie. closed windscreen and put ac. suddenly a guy came (service for food and snacks ) asked to open the glass . I shouted at him telling that he is annoying and interfering my privacy . he went and complaint to the manager that some thing fishy going in that car. and few came again . I told them clearly that I come here to watch movie in a drive in theater . you people are spoiling my privacy and making me angry to go to consumer court.
what else ? I asked them all dispensed and I had a nice bbj plus boob sucking . finally cleared the place at interval time and dropped her at her place .
she still work for p&g and don't want to mention her name here . screwed her umpteen times mpterwards.

CW

 

[AF.Colonel]

Guys i had tried this initialy when i was new to mongering 3yr back....wil continue...

 

[douglowesplace]

JSF

I agree about the bonding that comes when using one of these translator machines. See my post

http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showpost.php?p=550440&postcount=5

Galinsoga

 

[billys_office]

chennai wala sir , i have had an experince in the traini and by far it has been th best tilldate ...

 

[jillianbarker84]

Guys jus chill down..such things an happen thtswhy the name of the thread is lik dis...why everyone here thinks is superior to everyone else.jus read and shut up...vikas u nednt justify urself...as per my exp sum of the best sex experiences happend when we least expect it....

mmany a times while travelling i myself allow my hands or legs to touch if a gal or lady is sitting nect to me in a auto or a bus...if she readjusts herself then it means she is not intsd and u hav to pretend wht u did was not at all intentional and keep a straight face...but if the lady has no issues and enntertains then there can be a possibility of getting a gud feedback ....the odds are 1 out of 15 but who cares as long as we get sum

 

[shihtzupup98]

stop maska maraoing.
jsf didnt create this thread... he is but an important and interesting contributor ..

 

[M-Tri]

When wiz boy feels the touch of cold sharp steel on his testicles, rest assured ALL the exorcised bhoots will come flooding back!

 

[Pompal 09.]

hi room
i read all comments of chennaiwala & seema.i have nothing to say on this.i think all of us are sailing in a same boat.everybody is hunting for someone.so let it be as is.
we should be more focussed on what we , others & forum needs to do.help each other.i hv said i m male & jhumri is a female .which seema is also wrote.
i do not mind who is what.we hv not seen to all.
so god bless to all but be humble,supportive n fair in all matters with the all mongers.
i hope all of us will focus on the matter for which we all are here not for all this.
thx n chhers!!

 

[Avondrow]

not meant for you . only for lekha !

read edit details .

cheers

CW

 

[Aidan]

I have to really appreciate the creativity of jsf to create this thread to read wonderful experiences of fellows .
hats off to the senior , philosopher and guide !

cheers

CW

 

[Pompal 09.]

no bro . i didnt had ny intention to hurt her (him)...i just shared thoughts...which r facts

 

[Kip Dynamite]

same situations I too faced many times and I think there are some known issues .
here are some of my views
1. as everybody knows sex is purely related to mind (relaxed and comfortable ) and body (Reviewee Reviewom overdose of drinks and cigarettes)
2. if you don't sleep well properly and in travelling continuously and some personal commitments or financial worries or running short of time your johnny may well go on strike.
3. and if you feel unsecured or thinking of LE , again the same . hehe.
4. when you forced to have sex with you don't like or she not treating you well , same

hehe. IMHO

CW

 

[aliminxxx]

its wonderful really . I think there were a lot in STORE (!) for you! even in my good old golden days similar situations I had come across like you had in jam packed buses and crowded train compartments. the thing is to a maximum of finger fuck and boob massage to some extent .

OMG those days were really awesome.

but there were plenty of such things and I could not recall which was best to post here . hehe

CW

 

[Dllama]

dude this is not a review but a old experience and .. yes no sharp turns on high way but some turns in Pune roads .. which you tend to act as sharp turns when feeling up the girl next to you is in your mind,

yes it was unusual that they were not sitting together.. hubby was sitting with his 7-8 year old daughter.. i am sure there is some story to it... only if I could have met her again and figured this out.

remember .. I was in mood to go to sleep and there was a strong urge to feel up this HW as I could sense Reviewom my years of mongering that she was ripe and ready

 

[Elise Jane]

Oh Buddy you reminded me my very old days.. I was travelling to Hydrabad Reviewom Mumbai..
My programme decided at last moment and was not having reservation and there was hell like rush in train.

Those were days of sturggling and I boarded General Class.. Belive me even writing this "MERE RONGTE KHADE HOJ JATE HE". there was such a heavy rush.

I could manage to seat on floor of the compartment. The tea wala was to walk through a little space on the window seat !!!

There was a Rajasthani family seating on seats.. The gal was excatly like Shri Devi. Intially it was very difficult for me to get adjust in that envoirement but once thorugh I started reading Starudust.. she was not in my attention at all.

mpter some time she asked me waht are you reding bla bla bla.. mpter 1 or 2 hrs we became Reviewiend.. Her parents were sleeping.. belive me there were almost 35 to 40 people in a single compartment...

I could manage to fingure her.. and she gave me Hair message .. OMG what a feeling.. her HOOOOOOOOOT pXXy.. I enjoyed to dawn.. she also .. I could enter her all not entry except boobs as she was no seat and me was on floor..

Yes Important was not sex but important was to manage among 40 people around you... !!!

Good fun..

 

[Miss*Bat]

hi fellow mongers ! did anybody come across any sexperience in the train? nobody has posted anything so far in any of the forum.

CW

 

[........]

By the way, can sexorcism help fight this 'Bhoot'? just curious...

 

[Dr pushpinder k]

Once went to a chinese girl I had met once sometime back. Met her in TGIT at Astoria and she asked me why I never came back mpter the first time. I told her quite truthfully that I wanted to because she was hot. But her room with curtains as dividers was a putoff. I just cannot operate with full efficiency when someone else is drilling on the other side of the curtain. It was such that I could just stretch my hand and fondle the boobs of the girl on the other side of the curtain. and i am sure she would not mind.


She told me she had left that place and is in a proper apartment now sharing the room with another girl. Now I was interested. She was a honey pot. Her name was Annie. I gave her 10 dhs and told her to get into a cab and I will follow her.

Reached her house and her room mate went out for a walk. In the room she told me "I am happpiness to see you" I corrected her ' happy to see you". She was confused. I said you never say happiness. That is not proper english. She jumped off the bed and got a small gadget out of her cupboard. She punched in something and the gadget squeeked "happiness". A translator. Well I asked her if it works in reverse? She said yes. So I punched in Happy. It squeeked something in chinese. Her face brightened up. Now she was excited. She wanted to learn more. I was also excited but for some action. There lay the problem.

So the smart girl started giving me a BJ. And mpter a while just to relax her jaws she stopped the bJ and asked me to punch in some other words. I did that and mpter 2-3 words back to BJ. We carried on for nearly 3 hours. I came twice or was it three times? Cant remember But it was the most wonderful bonding between a SW and a customer.

And the best part of it all wa that she charged me the normal rate for one pop!!!

We were Reviewiends mpter that for a long time though I think I went with her only two more times. She had become fluent in English and I could not add value. But we stayed Reviewiends and whenever she saw me at the pub she would come over and give me a "Jaddu ki Jhapi"

I love the chinese. Someday I will tell you about the chinese girl who I met every sunday for 8 months.

JSF

 

[Gilbert]

interesting review man. though i don't recollect any sharp turns in the pune - mumbai volvo route. also quite surprising is that in 3 hrs her hubby and 7 yr old daughter didn't turn back to talk to her even once.
maybe u got lucky but would caution other members Reviewom trying this approach, most likely it would get them slapped and thrown out of the bus.

 

[livie]

(ya why am i posting at this ungodly hour.. no idea.. too much massageplanetfeine!)

and yea... most of my stories..somehow end up being in the lines of exhibitionism..

here goes..
(this is outside india)...
am at a kiddie club (when i mean kiddie..i mean 18 n up..and not 21 n up)
and hiphop, house was playing...place was packed... (how many ever fit in poison i guess?)
and we were scouting for women to hook up with..
at that time i fancied white women... but this cute desi girl caught my eye...
i go upto her and we start dancing, half way thru the night..things get a lil more heavy...we r full on grinding by this time... and our hands were all over..
soon my hand was near her thigh, she didnt resist...so i was like what the hell..decided to see how far north i could go...she didnt stop me at all.. pretty much then i started to finger her...all this while...she and i were oblivious to everything else...and just grooving ... mpter like 10 - 15 minutes she came ..and gave me like the biggest kiss...
then someone taps me on the shoulder ...this 5 foot girl intro's me that im this girl's sister.. so im like ok.. next thing i know the sis is smacking her purse at me and smacking me hard with her 4 inch heel shoes..and the girl was trying to stop her sis, but she wouldnt listen...fortunately this 6'6 feet tall bouncer saw all of this...came and picked up the lil runt ...and literally dragged her outside... on one side i was raw Reviewom all the shoe smacking..on the other side i was dying of laughter of seeing a huge guy pick up this tiny woman and fling her out.. alas... another bouncer saw this and thought i was at fault..especially cuz i was laughing..so he came and threw me out as well! oh well, atleast it became a story that i could hopefully entertain you guys with!