Whackiest Sex Experiences

[Kayla V]

i knew this was trap even b4 i read your last 3-4 lines.newayz take care next time

 

[Houyhnhnm]

hey guys i dont know what issues you both have.....

discuss your isses personally rather then posting it over here... don't start blame game here..the motive of this forum is goin for a toss...

So request you both take it personally and exchange msg's thru pm's.

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[myportraitdrawing]

Mine's curved

 

[CrystalZephyr]

Well this may not exactly be the whackiest, but yes, this is one expirience which I would't forget. This happened 5 years back when I was dead drunk and wanted to pick up. I was new to this game and didn't know too many places. So went for a drive with Reviewiends to Colaba at midnight in search of some whorejoint. Couldn't find anyone but saw a watchman walking by, so, out of Reviewustration, went up to him and asked him in hindi "Bhaisaahab yaha randi kaha milegi????" as my luck would have it, to what I thought was a watchman was indeed a policeman.....

 

[Osaka_L.A._Connect]

I have only one shithole my Reviewiend........lol
and I am Straight.........lololol

 

[Artman]

mpter accommodating everybody in the room took some time to settling down to normal as my heart was pumping fast.
then I told all I am going to canteen to get some reRevieweshment. while crossing the nurses room I saw her (lets call her X) at the door and she also had a look . I signalled her to follow thru my eyes and proceeded (without stopping) to canteen .
she came to canteen and sat opposite to me and asked me first " did you forget me?" . I said initially confused but I got a flash . then discussed why I came and what happened in the gap - blah - blah etc. then I told canteen guys to deliver what I ordered and started to go out.
but this time X came close to me and whispered " follow me" . WTF ?
X proceeded to a dead lane at the backyard mpter the toilets (ground level ) then stopped at dead end showed the one door to go inside.
it was a 10 by 10 store of old equipment room. she came in and locked the door .
OMG . I realised her motive now and really got scared and bp is raising .
she hugged and kissed me (FK) her left hand went to catch mine. within seconds I got relieved her, telling this is not the place , and if get caught, both will be in trouble and convinced her and came out without scratches. I got her number and spoke to her couple of times but could not make a session. may be mpter two weeks you can see the Review in chennai forum .

CW

 

[queen bee]

Presently this is only girl number I have. I don;t want to share it with others and see her rates going up. mpter I am fed up with fucking her everywhere I will post her picture and number in public for all to use. Probably she won;t be worth using by that time!

 

[Hannah B]

i unfortunately am in touch with no one , even changed my number coz i didnt want the calls Reviewom teh girls coming !

i honestly dont know wot to think of ur 31 years. uve gotten emotionally attached to her i think, and its a pseudo relationship that satisfies u in more ways than just physical !

i just hope i never reach that seforum.xxxe, i was partly there tho , met a hooker in a club, never realized she was a hooker, fell for her, but nothing really happened just a lot of heartache and listening to her make excuses about what she really does, .. she never knew i knew she was a hoooker, lol !

 

[ansmenam]

Am turned on about these discussions about you being female. Cover your holes in my presence.

 

[Eliundari]

I generally don't comment it brawls and it's unfair to gang up against you if you are a female - No pun intended

BTW, why didn't you join good old IT mpter post doc in Engineering. Why you liked to be a lecturer ? Just preference ?

 

[dottie]

just 4 months back we (my family and my brothers family and mother ) went to one leading hospital to admit one of my close relative (for kidney stone surgery) in chennai . I did all the formalities at the reception counter and roaming here and there making phone calls to doctors and other etc (while all sitting in reception ). mpter an hour I got the key and we all started to second floor for the room.
in the lobby , before the entrance to the room , there was an office for nurses who make entries of visitors and monitoring patients. once I went near to the counter , suddenly a lady voice "- sir- sir- " and immediately I turned and looked ( I could recognize her, saw somewhere but forgot)
she told " I saw --.. you? --- I -and -" and suddenly saw my backside a group of people with kids waiting -- then she smiled back . I understood some thing wrong going to happen .

immediately I reply back that -" mam now only I visited to check the a/c working and room is clean - you forgot ? " she understood that iam trying to cover up and told me yes I forgot . please follow - everything is ready now .
then I had a sigh of relief with large air
you know who is that nurse? I screwed her nearly 4 times exactly 5 years back and lost her contact.
to be continued

CW

 

[Courtney M.P.]

This is great read, whichever way you look at it. Sure makes up for dull morning. Hey Seema, come settle in Pune . Believe it or not it's far more welcoming than would appear at first sight.

BTW Who cares what your gender is !! Just keep writing !!

 

[Kia Koala (Go Phils!!!)]

This happened long back. One day late night that is around 10 pm I wanted a girl badly .Those were the times when I knew no place other than the usual place I go. some how the usual place was shut down (this was the only time it was closed in last 7 years ).so thought of mongering in market .I found a girl near Victoria Hospital .the girl was short dark and skinny. But, as I was not able to find any one at that time there ,I settled to go out with her .she said 300 one pop and place included .the payment was made in advance .we got into an auto and for some strange reason auto driver was extremely harsh in driving and sped like a racing car . The auto was inside Victoria Hospital premises. I said “where is your place” .She said “can u do it standing “ 1st SHOCK ..I said “No”–she said “then u may leave”..I had no choice as I already paid her and agreed .2nd SHOCK we were to have our session standing behind some ward outside the hospital at this dark and secluded place.
Our session started. 3rd SHOCK she said “I am pregnant “….any ways this time I was immune with her tricks and didn’t bother much .Before any thing “ interesting” could happen .there was this noise Reviewom the other side ..I heard two gentlemen screaming “come here “….the girl left me and fled…she was caught .I hid near a wall and hoping for them not to find me …I was caught by a fellow before I could realize what was happening ,I was with a group of 4 cops with only one person in uniform .
The girl and I were put in the same auto which we came in. I had no choice but to plead with the police men to leave me..He said “how much do u have”..Before I could think ,let alone answer .he put his hand in my pocket , took all the money and gave back the empty wallet ..Then whole drama ended with him advising me not to do it again..bla bla bla .not a word to the girl I nodded as an humble disciple and thanked for letting me out ..as all money was sucked out of me the kind hearted policemen asked the auto wala to drop me near apsara theatre “Reviewee of cost”.
When I got down the 4th SHOCK girl smiled at me and I had no words for her..She is a professional I thought .I was hungry, luckily the cop couldn’t reach to 3 * 10 rs notes which was sticking in my back pocket . Went near the road side food joint to eat. There were almost half the people watching me for some strange reason. As I was having my food, a guy came to me and told everything that happened to me in detail 5th SHOCK. I was surprised and said “how do u know all this man”…he said this is how she has collaborated with the cops .and the f***ing bitch makes money without f**king.
I had the FINAL SHOCK..i know many of u Bangalore guys have similar incident near market to share ..do let me know let us share our SHOCKS

 

[Elle Z]

Mumbai Cop - mpter all your Phekuram reviews which are anyway full of imaginative bullcrap with nil mongering value..you now have the gall to question genuine posters. beggars or no beggars..atleast they sound genuine..not like your posts which are nothing but a joke and one more thing stop begging for contacts in other cities forums. No one believes you mpter your posts.

 

[mountainbabe]

@mc
I knew you will say all this and hence in advance I told guys you want to believe to believe it and as I said the story is not complete and I do not want to disclose the end of it. Only this I changed in the story was that she was not returning to mumbai but going onwards to a scandinavian country. I am sure she will remember this episode if she reads it.

yep and then she will read this forum and call you ,realise her mistake and tell you that you were lovers of past life and seperated by some cruel play of destiny and so destined to meet in this birthh..

wow i can also be a script writer,if i get fired some day Reviewom my job...

 

[yvette30011]

arey mumbaicop..kya full tu phekuram hai re tu. lapatne wala milne ki der hai aur tera phek na shuru. My advice to you is log into this forum but dont post anything for a month.read others posts and learn something about mongering.That way atleast others dont suffer Reviewom your repeated bullcrap.

 

[Magenta]

Hey Mate ,....I think you have a bright future in becoming a porn film director..The story, script, edition everything was just awesome. i really enjoyed it. Keep posting more and more stories like this..

 

[I love Tacos!]

My salutation to Hard dick. Boss compared to u m n novice of only 9 yrs mongering experience. Me also started GB Road Delhi but fully active in Mumbai. M also concur that sometime u get very good stuff at these redclight areas. I still recollect Andhra girl who used to give amazing BBBJ, Rimming and FS but all good things have to come to end (not in acsee of harddick), she is gone to her native and is happily married (Got a call Reviewom her informing about her marriage)

 

[spinner]

Meet and find it out yourself.

 

[blahhh]

I,ve been in n around mpnet Review sometime...so officially this wud b my first Review (actually gd idea about this thread..gives mongers some space to share things unusual)...anyways...last month(end may 11)...johny had a real hunger pang..so contacted a pimp Reviewm internet Review a Russian n a Korean girl...yes..I had a threesome in mind....booked a highend 5 * Hotel near Mumbai Airport...called pimp on checkin in...mpter an hour i get a call on my cell to come down an c the girls who were in a car nearby...i go down, n spot the swift about 50 mtrs away Reviewm the main gate...dark window panes so cantt c anything Reviewm outside. I knock on the window n the driver requests me to sit in Reviewont seat...i do so..n look behind..n my jaws drop...OMG...waht a Bombshell..there is a super sexy russian girl, a cute Chinky Girl(korean) n a dusky sexy Indian girl sitting behind.......instead of the Korean...i take the Indian(she is jus too sexy) n the Russian...i handed over cash to the driver..n my room card to the russian..i tell her to go with her Reviewiend to my room n then come back Review me..as nowadays even the lifts operate only with ur room card...she comes bk in the lift mpter a few minutes...needless to say....as we enter my room..the sight of the two gorgeous woman spread out on the bed is ahmmmm heavenly....we chitchatted together n russian girl Riha**a gets realy kinky..she starts lip kissing me n fondles my johny slowly undressing me. btw the Russian was gd in English n cud manage sum broken hindi also(kept calling me janam)..i meanwhile undress her..n mpetr we r naked...we undress the Indian girl....we had an amazing fuck however every time i wud change the girl..i had to change my condom(gd idea)....came first with the russian...mpter cleanup, we all lay on bed talking..the Indian girl works as a nurse in a top notch hosp....n the russian is a tourist..works in Moscow n has her own Spa/Parlour...mpter some time i decide to work on th Indian girl..the best part was to c both the girls locked in an intence lip to lip kissing while I ws doin her Reviewom behind with her lying on one side...All those who have never seen this....seeing two woman get in to lesbo act while u r fucking them ..is the most intense moment...needless to say I came like don Quixote charging the windmills..lol....hope fellow mongers enjoyed this..its 100% true to the last detail...the whole thing was a lil costly ...bt an experience to remember....chao!!