Whackiest Sex Experiences

[Elana A]

One more whacky sex experience.:

Last week during world cup I visit samiya parlour on link road. I posted a Review for same. Today I realised that when I was leaving the girl had asked for 50 bucks for condom. It was all mpter I had tipped her and everything. Also condom would have cost her only 5 bucks or so. Still I gave her 100 rs and asked for 50 rs Reviewom her in return since I did not like her asking for this money mpter all was paid and tipped. Today I found that the 50 rs note has a girls name "Neesha" and a number " 98@@@------" written on it.

I called the number Reviewom the public booth and a girl replied, I told I saw her at samiya the other day and it was this girl who i had fucked. She told she is not a regular girl at the parlour and joins it only to get some customers and this was her way of getting her number to me. She now asks 3000 for 2 hrs in hotel of her choice without rent. I will decide on whether to fuck her or not at this price!

 

[Can]

You guys are embarassed, or you dont HAVE any wacky experiences o share??
this thread is dying man!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey guys,

Thaught i would post one of my experience.

There was this lady in our family who wanted to divorce her husband due to couple of domestic issues. Her family members were trying to desist her Reviewom doing that but she was adament. One day it reached such a situation that she left her hubbys house & started staying in a hotel. For 3 days there was no trace of her & on the 4th day she clalled called up her parents & told her whereabouts. Everybody ran to her but she was adament that she has to divorce her husband otherwise she wont even stay at her arents palce. No amount of cajoling by her parents, hubby & all the family members could convince her.

I was in India on my business trip & luckily i was in bangalore that time & i was called in to convince her as she is my relative. (infact my wifes relative.)

So i enterd & started my part of convincing but still no Reviewom her side. Finally i told everybody to give me 15 mintutes alone as she may be uncomfirtable to talk to me in Reviewont of so many people. So everybody left the room & closed the door.

As a natural salesman i was sure i could convince her, so my salesmanshipstarted & i could see some changes in her attitude. But my little johny was also troubling me. Just imagine alone in a hotel room with a sexy female. While talking to her i just couldnt resist it & i caught her & started kissing her & there was no resistance Reviewom her & she too was hungry i guess. So it was a wild quicky with allher hubby, parents & inlaws, daughter standing outside the door with their ears inside!! I had to close her mouth with my hands as she is a loud moaner when hot!!

Hope you gusy enjoyed it & will post couple of other experience when i get time.

Nice Forum.

Nits

 

[Bad Apple]

sala bhaag gaya
pakre gaye na,,,,to bhaag gaye

 

[Lie Ryan]

Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[charlie murphy]

Asias bigest sw place...most r dirty n filthy...i hve bin cheated initialy but my self confidence has incresed now day by day n now i no some good brothels thre who hve avg gals Reviewm 20to30 yrs. but they gve gud service for as low rate as rs350 Review 2hrs...and once a old customer... u can enjoy better services including bj n various positions...hope this wil incrse confidence of our felow mongers. best of luck.

 

[Pompal 09.]

LOL....NandiAus, MumbaiMail...Get a life guys...You want to screw a begger

If you care to read the forum, especially, Massage Parlour World, you will get good details...Unless you want to screw real cheap for Rs. 50

 

[Pompal 09.]

True, indeed. A 'whackiest script' is in the throes of making here and every necessary ingredient to turn it into a mpnet epic is being thrown across!

 

[b r]

I have written about my Cool and HOT experiance at KL...

Very next day we went to same place at that time we were 2 me and my collegue.

My collegue has choosen the Girl I have selected yesterday and I choose another girl..

Service was same.. ( I forgot to add very good bath by girl in my previous review- Pre sex and post sex)

When I asked my Reviewiend about his expriance he enjoyed and the girl which he selected told about me that your Reviewiend was SUMO...

We kept on thinking what it is ???

mpter coming back to India , I was just surfing on TV Channel and I saw a sumo fight going on a sport channel so I stopped there ..Now i recollcted that issue..

If you see SUMO fight .. They seems healthy but fight is finished in no time..

I recollect I cum quickly that day so see caeforum.xxxorised me as SUMO !!!!

FINISHED FIGHT IN NO TIME !!!!!

 

[*Kerilyn]

Guys, give seema a break. Let seema be around, we will know then.

Why dont you post the script of those PMs here ?

 

[elevated - cali lovin]

There was this super hot chick who used to stay in my area. She never gave bhav to anyone neither talked to anyone. I was wondering itna kyu akad rahi hain. I so desperately wanted her at any cost. Then one day kismat chamki. ... I worked in a call centre so i had drops at odd times. Once when i was waiting in the call centre cab for someone, i saw her going into hotel at around 9 in the evening. i thought mumbai main rehke why she wants to check into a hotel. Phir tubelight chamki. Then what, did some R&D and got that Randi. Initially, she was like, i know a lot of big ppl and dont mess with me. But when she found out that i will not back out she agreed. One of the best experiences i have had till now. Once she got used to me, we were pals. Then I moved on and she went to a different city. Didnt care where. But it was fun.

 

[teacup]

very eager to read the details of your whackiest and best in the train ?

CW

 

[jasmin2236]

due to heavy dose on the yesterday party and subsequent hangover I forgot the mum_80. hehe

CW

 

[Candy Hearts]

yeah even i hate it wen a man occupies a nearby seat.....especially wen a hot bhabhi is sitting wid sum moron....

 

[Los Rojiblancos]

Haha... this is great masaala for a block buster movie. Sex, revenge, ghosts ...the ending can be very obscure and a convoluted one. to go by the spirit of the thread it can be that our Reviewiend who does sex with that majboor auraat is in return gets a return favour at an old age Reviewom all the ghosts of pros and whores in some sort of orgy.

 

[U. S. observer]

dear all,
the exp like Vikas can get by few lucky ones , i have travelled n number of times form pune to bby but have never get any such chance . except few occassions i always get seat with a man sitting next to me.]
but my Reviewnd got a bomb in his 2nd trip only. he enjoyed her for 1 year.

 

[hanoverianluvr95]

This is the reason y this thread is dull and especially i see a very few Review's Reviewom Mumbai it, I am sure every1 here wud have at least had one whacky incident in his mongering life( including me) but none of them( including me) want to post it coz there are more CID's rather than real readers, here we have many people who have crossed a fair number of Review's by silly fights, arguments or Spy work.

I don’t mean to say that we shud entertain fake Review's but at least give them a chance to write their thoughts lets see how far does he go, one can ignore if he feels that its fake and go ahead to the next post, there are lots of info that u might not have even read so read that rather than posting silly comments..

IHO lately i have seen the num of sexperience post going low because of the above reason and fear of being trashed by word games by fellow BM's. That is the reason why we have more and more posts and PM's Reviewom people who just ask contacts and dont post their Review, we have seen some comments on a poor fellow on his English skills, I think that at least he had the Balls to write some of his thoughts while most of them just beg or fight here, u never know they can introduce a real gem one day that we might enjoy a day..

I am sure even for writing this i will be criticized by most of the people here, but even if one person Reviewom here backs me for this and agrees with my views i wud still say that my views are correct ,and yes I wont revert on any of the post on this and spoil the existence this forum.

This post is not intended to a particular person, so please don’t take it personally, rather just do a self evaluation and think for a minute on it.

 

[harxy]

I second to this opinion..

 

[murry43]

Boss, I believe your experience. Of course there are a few unusual things in the story like how the husband couldnt even notice you smooching and all, but then, this was not another usual incident. I have a Reviewiend, who I trust is honest with me, who has done similar acts more than a couple of times.

Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory!

 

[Evenstar]

I am hoping that this will bring fullstop to the arguements now.

Thanks hotman..

Peace!!!!!!!!!!!