Whackiest Sex Experiences

[xantia]

babbaji... I gave a disclaimer in the start of my post that this might sound as a fantasy .. although undesrtandably this is still a fantasy for yours

but believe me or not.. this happened ..and guess what it was never my fantasy .. although I have been mastarbating on this experience since then

 

[Sandy Bullot]

Gentlemen/Fellow mongering champs and people Reviewom the parish,

Thank you for your conern in making me wary of the impending doom that may lie ahead! well ek bar jab ch*** ka bhoot lagta hai to kabhee bhee nahee jaata!

 

[sHeENa_M]

I got a lead Reviewom Piper who had met this girl who looked like an indian. He sent me pictures of the girl. Wow. Hot is the only way I could describe her. And she looked indian too.

Called her up and she said come to Al Attar. ok I had seen Al Attar centre. No sweat. Reached there and called her. She said she will be there in 5 minutes. 15 minutes later called her again. She said she is there but cant see me. Blindness must be coneforum.xxxious because I could not see her too. ! then she asked me are you near the bus stop? I looked around. No bus stop in the vicinity.

Well turns out she is near the Al Attar Mall and I am near the Al Attar Centre, residency or something. Jumped into the car and burnt some tyre reaching the Mall.

Parked the car and went near the Bus stop. Called her. She said she is near the bus stop coming toward it. I looked around and finally spotted her. She spotted me too. So far so good. The road was crowded. Lots of people milling around.

She passed beside me and I stated following her. She went into a nearby lane I followed. She went into a compound and I followed. There was this watch man in the compound who was looking at me with knowing eyes. Uh Oh!! I curbed my anxiety and got into the lift when she got in. The lift stopped and she got out. There was this family standing outside waiting for the lift. Husband, wife two kids. The whole enchilada. Now I was sweating. Instead of getting into the lift the family was watching us walk to her door and go in. Now I was laying bricks. Man!! what if they go down and complain to the police or the watchman or anyone??

I told her I want to go because I am a bit apprehensive. She somehow convinced me to stay. We got naked and she started with a BJ. Man she tried. But no way Jose. Little johny had gone into hibernation. And no amount of coaxing could get him to wake up.

Finally mpter nearly 20 minutes she gave up. I paid up and left. I was worried sick. This had never happened to me before. That Nargis episode was mpter this one.

The next morning I was restless mpter a sleepless night. I had to know. Was the damage permanent? I called up one of the girls I knew operates in early mornings. Went to her place. The moment we got into bed little johny was raring to go. mpter the Lovely BJ, we tried Cowgirl, reverse Cowgirl, doggy mish everything. I left her place a whole new man again. Hallelujah!!!

This indian looking Chick was Reviewom Uzbeckistan and her name was Mona. But piper had nicknamed her moaner because she moans.

I thought about her a lot but never went back coz I did not want to go through something like that again.

JSF

 

[Mrs.Darcy]

LOL...i cud not stop my self Reviewom good laugh at this..too good blue...

 

[Snowy Betty]

Hey wizard, if this was a Hindi film the 7 yr old kid would remember your face, grow up, track you down, and then one day cut your testicles off and shove the pieces down yr throat as revenge.
It can still happen, u know, so wizard, better watch your back and guard your groin at all times!

 

[mum_2_be]

this is in my old college days,
a good gal Reviewiend of mine and i shared an early morning class (7 am).
she is extremely hot ...but was dating someone else
apparently her bf had cheated on her...
so one crisp cold morning
she comes over to my car and tells me she needs to talk and vent things out
so im like alright
not in my wildest dreams do i think anything will happen
plus we were parked in the college parking lot, and people were passing us,
and i was half Revieweezing my ass off (it was winter)
so def didnt think anything would happen

suddenly she is asking me if i think she is pretty
and good looking and all ..
and i was like hell ya..
before i know it.. she is kissing me..and im totally woah'd
soon she is like...i want u to take me somewhere where we can make love
and im like... racing in my mind where i could take her..
all this while...she is like i cant wait..
and tried to undress me..
and again im like...woah woah... and i tried looking outside my car windows to see if anyone is staring at us
thats when it hit me that the whole car had fogged up.. (think worse than the titanic scene)
and when i cleared some of it out... i saw around 20 people cheering us on
(outta which 2-3 of em were my classmates)

she got totally embarrassed and told me to drive off...hehe
(we did do it later on..)
but i still get a couple of people reminding me about it to this day!

 

[Christy]

Whachiest? I do not know what this word means. I suppose misstyped to Whackiest.....

Just kidding mate Mum 80

Well my most Crazy experiaces goes with my Girl Reviewiend, only with her I could try all crazy things.

1. In a dark night at Bandra Bandstand, having a BJ without care who the fu*k is watching you. Having BJ in open air, sea shore, sound of sea water, cool air too good.

2. Been to Reviewiends farm house in Panvel with GF, we decided to sleep in open outside in the farm on Khatiya (which was realy very small to accomodate two people ), and then other Reviewiends went in to rooms.
That was one of the most memorable sex we had in open air.



Also as mentioend my JSF, I too had number of failures in get hard in certain places ...

1. I visited GB road in Delhi for 4 times, out of which 3 times my johny did not wanted to wake up.
2. Also few times in Delhi at in calls i had same problem...

I don't know, somehow In Delhi I am not able to get my Johny impress. when I read JSFs comment I realize that I had more than 40% failures in Delhi ..

I don't think I had problem at other places (may be 2-3 incidants here and there), but Delhi is somehow I don't know

Any Suggestion??/

 

[Samantha K]

My experience is with House Bai. Was generally discussing her family and enquiring about her kids. Well then innocently she said her husband not agreeing for operation and giving vars reasons.
I said why not used other methods. As usual she says she cant mpford (all usual stuffs) and husband also does not likes not. i asked when never used how could husband not like and suggested they use and gave 3 pack (already keep spare stuff for need).
she seems bit reluctant. On enquiring came the most hilarious stuff, she claims that she dont know how to use and since her husband has also never used it, may also not be knowing. So as a good Samaritan I demonstrated how to insert the same, use it and throw it and in the end finally ended doing practical experience with her . I still feel it to be very funny when I remember the incident.

 

[Rachelive]

here are my whackiest ones....

1. Blow job on elliots beach / Thiruvamiyur beach by my ex GF , done this many times sitting , standing , in the boat etc .... its just lovely to shoot your load to the sounds of the waves and the winds blowings...

2. BBBJ and CIM on one of the isolated beaches off the ECR raod in chennai on my bike so that we coudl scramble if necessary.

3. Boning a pro inside a building under consstruction mpter paying off the watchman for Rs 200., this was in whitefield.

4. Blow jobs manytimes in the car while on highways , once pulled up near a signal and bad a bus load of nurses peering down at the action and laughing away ! that made me even more horny and had a CIM in 30 secs at that signal !

5. Once during my college days had full blow sex inside the train toilet (2nd AC) while on a trip to delhi with my classmate , we talked ourselves so horny that we decided to meet in the toilet in the middle of the night for the deed and followed it up with two more nocturnal visits. i still get the stiffs Reviewom remembering that session , i still do catch up with her when in delhi , even though she is married she is still a wonderful GFE with no strings attched and no hit to the wallet .

6. Went to am MP on ECR road once and as i was shooting my load the LE barged in and i had to literally run out without my pants and escaped ...next day news was there in newspaper that customer escaped lucky me !

 

[texas]

LOL...hilarious! i think im gonna use this word with my Reviewiends.

"my well built sumo Reviewiend, how fast do you go down!"
"ive got a rupee bet on u, that you take a dive in less than 30 seconds"
"and u be blowing the white salt stuff all over"

(apologies if people think its sad

 

[Fishmeister]

I was at the TGIT bar in Astoria one mpternoon in dubai. As you all must have realised I like nooners.

Well there was this lovely Uzbec girl, Nargis, who I had been eyeing for a while. She finally came over. Asked her where was her place. She indicated a building close by. Told her to meet me inside the building in 5 minutes. She wanted to go together but told her that too many people in the area know me and word would get to my wife.

Finally agreed and I met her in her building. Went to the room and gave her the money upReviewont. She would not budge. Anyway since we were in the room and she could not escape, I am pretty quick , I paid up and she lay down on the bed and said ok do your worst. I said what? no BJ ? She said no she never gives BJ. WTF!!!. Tried everything but little johny just would not respond without the BJ. Lovely girl nice melon size hooters. Milky white skin. And a face to kill for.

But little johny was on strike. Finally gave up. Put the clothes back on and walked out completely disappointed. One of a few failures in my mongering career. But hey the successes far exceed the failures so not a big thing eh?

JSF

 

[Baden]

I remember numerous times when I picked up street artists in Juhu and settled down along one of the walls along the beach for a session of fingering, BJ and mounting.

You usually ended up noticing that the watchmen of the bungalow along whose wall you were enjoying, was also having a Reviewee dekko.

Soon one came to expect it. The girls knew about this and soon the regulars also. But who the f*** cared anyways.

Vikrant

 

[yoshiii]

lol brilliant,

i remember those lanes, reversing out of there is a bitch !!
i remeber once, during hte monsoons, was raining heavy as hell, parked at the end of the lane, the light was on.. u could see a bit of the sand.. , it was like being on a ship on the high seas , me with my girl and mr jack daniels


goddamit, i wanna go back there now !

 

[Pompal 09.]

not my experience

but, middle of the day was near one of the access lanes of juhu beach...was waiting in my car for a Reviewiend

next to me was this zen..and i didnt even bother to look at it cuz it seemed empty and i was minding my own business

when i thought i saw my Reviewiend i got out to yell out to him

suddenly in the zen, out of absolute alarm this disheveled hair girl got up, wiped her face and later the guy, all starry eyed

not to sound like a jerk... but their expression was priceless!!!!

i looked away to give them a moment to dress up..
when my Reviewiend came over and mpter they had left...we burst out laughing like crazy!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

big msg posted, all gone , damn internet

long story short in bullet points

bj in a lane, building person comes out to tap the car window
countless bjs while driving and a few times ppl staring in at signals
having to use a dildo on an nri chick i met in a club who took me ot her place as i was too wasted to get it up
caught by cops for making out on juhu beach
doing a woman i met in a club all nite in the back seat of my car while my poor Reviewiend drives the car aall around bombay Reviewom like 2 in the morning to 6 !!!

many more and this is just with gfs or one nite stands
i cant even begin with what ive been upto at the s.bars

 

[Vegas Jimmy]

Its soooooo good to see such lovely posts....Wonder what stopped Reviewom posting these exp. till now...

Pls keep on adding mates..

 

[poo.]

My erlier one was about ICE and Fire but this one was really really whacky..

I was with GF in a Reviewiend's flat on 14th Floor...

We had some chit chat and then just started undressing each other..
We just undressed fully and my mobile rang.. My Reviewiend whose flat was told me that his wife is coming back who was not to come till late evening..

she reached in parking and called my Reviewiend as she has left her keys in flat only...So she asked him about another key so we survived...

But as there was only one lift working i told my GF to go by lift and I used staircase (guess 14th Floor) as my Reviewiend's wife will never my GF but can indentify me..

Dressing aReviewer receiving was so hectic and rush to lift..go down... huh....

 

[npm]

i had this cute female whom i connected online and would meet her at hotels for a GFE..
once she asked to be dropped home ( thane ) and me in andheri.. it was a long drive and she then wanted to do a BJ.. opened my zip.. and was doin a great job... i was like shud i drive or just park on the crowded ghodbunder road.... then she slid here denim down and took my fingers.. so me now fingerin here and drivin with one hand.. n very dangerouly use the same hand to change gears ( wish i had an automatic )... she got very high .. and went back to complete the BJ.... and you guys guess. whts next........


As iam about to cum in her mouth, the Thane highway LE guys on patrol honk louldly next to me askin me to pull over... oh shit.. that was the most embrassin moment i ever got into.. both our trousers are down.. and wht ya do ? the LE was trailin us quite sometime..... and i guess they understoood all well wht was happenin inside the car even though i have very dark tints on...
finally dressed up in hurry came out of car, n then there is this barrage on interrogation. they suspect the female to be Reviewom bar or pro, had to tell them she is gf.. they asked for 5,000 and finally settled at 1000
and the female was so mortified.. she swore she wud never ever do it in open.. only behind closed doors...
it was a narrow escape.. or we wud have been hauled up to the nearest LE station on charges of Indecent behavior in public

 

[So tel C to Pro]

I guess this is Reviewist thread that has go 10 Post in first 10 Hours and all are worth reading !!!

My Exp.
During my Visit to Malaysia, First in group we went to Beach massageplanete at KL (Only name is Beach , it is very near to famous twin towers) there were a lot but couldnt get through due to fear.

Some Reviewiends were enjoying inside.. I came out and was seating on City Bus stop and cabbie approached... was just killing time with him but he promised a lot and I decided to try my luck.

He took me to a multi story building ,parked car on 6th floor and we went on 7th Floor..there was a very good reception like corporate and the receptioniest and manager greeted us louldly "WEL COME SIR..."

There was parede and I selected PRC, winnie.. Will post her pic subsequently.

while going through there she took a glass of liquied in hand.. was surprised what is it.. but she was very poor in English.. she took me to another floor .very good a/c room ..

She removed cloath and so I.. then she covered my L J . and started BJ..first she took that liquid (it was warm tea ) and gave BJ then she took Ice cube and again bj she did for 3 time.. OMG..that was great great fun I ever had..

Then routine..

but the arrangement.. ambiance.. everything was tooooo good.

You know there are LOCKER for customer who wants to put their valuables in that...

While going back again greeted louldy "GOOD NIGHT SIR "

YES THAT WAS VERY WELL TALKED PLACE SABOON.. they have more then 100 girls.

Again cabbie drop me to my hotel..

Total damage 4000 INR (approx RM 300)

 

[Billy bob]

No JSF, it's not. The BBW was Uzbek, not Firuza. This Firuza that I talk about is Turkish (half Turk half Iranian) and as of last week (2 weeks) she could be found at any of the 3 discos on the top floor of St.George. Speaks fluent Farsi other than Turkish and a bit of Hindi. Big bollywood fan (I'm not ;-)) and even has a bollywood ringtone that irritates the hell outta me everytime it goes of at night. Grrrrr..

I have pics of all of them. They love posing especially when they see my pro DSLR with a huge lens, LOL. Always end up noting their email addresses coz they wanna have the pics mpter they see them. But, there's no way i'd post any of their pics or even share them. Don't think I can handle the guilt.

SVK