The do's and don't for getting the best out of the semi-legit massage

[three-eighths]

Another idiot for the ignore list. What an angry angry fool.

I don't think I've ever hit the 'Ignore' quicker in all my time here.

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

I don't think I've ever hit the 'Ignore' quicker in all my time here.

You are guiding others on going to the spa..... not sure what kind of clown you are but for sure 100%. CLOWN

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

You are guiding others on going to the spa..... not sure what kind of clown you are but for sure 100%. CLOWN

Also you are either gay or bisexual I will ask some girls to find out for sure?

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

Also you are either gay or bisexual I will ask some girls to find out for sure?

Often I am told to be quiet in the spa because a sensitive little fruit is in the room now I know it is you.Sorry for disturbing your prostate exam,miss

 

[not impressed]

They are all money hungry bitches and will say anything and DO anything to get SAID MONEY anyone who thinks differently is a sad DELUSIONAL fool!!! Ask Anna at Greenway or any other spa Owner they will tell you WHAT TI ME IT IS for real!!!!!

They all make a weeks pay tax free in one day ..WTF .. let’s all be sensitive to their needs

 

[luvthe drake]

SUCK FUCK shoot cum all over their tits and FACE and on to the NEXT and the next and the next and the next day after day month after month and year after YEAR!!

SCORCHED EARTH ONLY!! CAVEMAN RULES! PS he will bite your face and spit it out if you're in his way on the sidewalk

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

All sizzle and no steak. For sure he ain't acting like that in front of the women LOL

Wanna BET?

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

Wanna BET?

Nat Turner he a famous misogynist no ? Beating girls and what not? Oh YOU the MAN!!! You probably pay these girls just to say that to you I bet!!

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

Another idiot for the ignore list. What an angry angry fool.

You are so totally fucking GAY get another prostate exam sissy I know some girls who love that shit but I am a MAN and slap their silly little hands off my ass unlike you!!!

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

You are so totally fucking GAY get another prostate exam sissy I know some girls who love that shit but I am a MAN and slap their silly little hands off my ass unlike you!!!

THIS IDIOT should only TALK ABOUT the do's and don'ts of SUCKING a COCK because clearly that is his SPECIALTY c'mon now a lot of these girls could get some IMPORTANT pointers from this fuckin CLOWN

 

[NatTurner]

BLIND leading the BLIND, hilarious

Nat Turner is a figure from US history. LOL

 

[OG_funguy]

I know it's cliche but try to make the girl laugh to lighten the mood...for example, if you don't know Mandarin, maybe learn a few funny words or something.

Also, many semi girls need "direction", otherwise, they will just do their thing...it's okay to be a little assertive but just respect their boundaries. Also, with most semi girls, don't expect too much on the first visit. There's usually quite a jump in service between the first visit vs the 2nd or 3rd visit...

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

Surely you are KIDDING bro but happy hunting and carry ON

SCORCHED EARTH ONLY!! CAVEMAN RULES! PS he will bite your face and spit it out if you're in his way on the sidewalk

Nigga PLEASE

 

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

What does that fact have to do with the subject at hand? He'll you paying for it so no one is better than the other. The game has rules if you know them use them and in time you'll be given freedom to bend and sometimes suspend them.

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Nigga PLEASE

 

[Dotanuki]

Cultural appropriation at its finest. Where'd you learn your Ebonics? You it is clear you're part of the melanin deficient.

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[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious

• Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
• Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your wale shaped body looks like, all at the same time.
• Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
• Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
• Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
• In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
• Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
• Shave, please! No girl enjoys the feeling of her thighs being sanded down like the rear quarters on a refurbished Dodge Caravan.
• During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
• I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.

Anyway, that's my approach. Seems to work out ok.

Will any of these tips lead to bbfs or bbbj.

 

[Lemme B Free]

I know it's cliche but try to make the girl laugh to lighten the mood...for example, if you don't know Mandarin, maybe learn a few funny words or something.

Also, many semi girls need "direction", otherwise, they will just do their thing...it's okay to be a little assertive but just respect their boundaries. Also, with most semi girls, don't expect too much on the first visit. There's usually quite a jump in service between the first visit vs the 2nd or 3rd visit...

Sometimes they go from “Im new to this and do not know what I am doing’” to high mileage whore on 2nd visit ! It can be head spinning.

 

[Lemme B Free]

Good that makes me just as FAKE as all these bitches yo,thx for the compliment

Cool. That’s the vibe you were going for? Mission accomplished. LOL

 

[KasperW]

Nothing to disagree with.
Additionally

1) First time at a spot. Maybe pay up front and surprise them. Let them know you're a stand up guy
2) DON'T BE CHEAP. Too many go for discount price for premium service. That's dumb and they do talk about it.
3). Use slow simple English unless it is clear that they're fluent. And don't sound condescending. They can pick that stuff up.

Those tips work at FS spots too. Play smart, play safe.

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Newbie question, what are the expected tip for specific service? I don’t want FS, and don’t want o pay FS tip. Lol

 

[TTTab]

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