Thought to post some of the things I do and don't do,. Seems to work as I almost always end up having some fun. May be useful for the newbies going on this forum. Meant to be a bit of a laugh so don't take it too serious
- Seems obvious but brush teeth and use some mouthwash before visiting. I once had a colleague at work sitting next to me who had a breath like a Doberman pincher and can only imagine the luck of the girl having to get close to someone like that.
- Shower and take care of those arm pits and feet. See above. I do visit places that don't have a shower, so again, it's all about not having the poor girl gag and try to smile and comment how good your wale shaped body looks like, all at the same time.
- Don't open up negotiations before the girl even had time to bring out the baby oil. I really do enjoy the massage part and usually things tend to happen naturally when it's time for the body flip and the well used and rarely washed head pillow comes out.
- Have some fun and a giggle, let her know she's doing good but don't turn it into a gabfest. One of the girls told me once, it is one of her pet peeves as she doesn't really speak the language that well so the constant talking is really hard on her. On the other hand don't fall asleep which according to another girl also happens occasionally.
- Shave the vegetables. Not a full on Brazilian but go for a smooth set of nuts. A lot of girls seem to enjoy the silky smooth touch.
- In a place that is is very clearly legit, cover yourself, no need to start by causing embarrassment. Bit if looks semi-legit, I go right away bareback on the table. Well there's not much sense in beating around the bush, saves a lot of hassle.
- Enjoy the massage and don't immediately grab her like she is the last remaining girl on the Island. Generally I let her make the first move.
- Shave, please! No girl enjoys the feeling of her thighs being sanded down like the rear quarters on a refurbished Dodge Caravan.
- During the sex or sex-ish part, a bit of noise is fine to let her know you're having a good time, as opposed to sounds of crickets, elevator silence. On the other hand and I see that always in American porn movies, there is really no need to go overboard and constantly provide a play-by-play running commentary as if you're playing the Wimbledon finals.
- I tend to go a bit earlier in the day. Standing on your feet for hours on end, providing massages to slightly overweight guys is really tiring and I find the smiles are cracking a bit when closing time approaches.
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