SURREYS treat of the week!!!!!

[Zumaria]

Daddy BB, are you by any chance related to dittman?
I see a very strong similarity of writing style.

 

[Dinky the Enthralled]

DaddyBigBucks, you are proving my point about your post being a shill. To use the fabled words of the Bard, "Me thinks thou dost protest too much."

Only the truly guilty person lashes out with this kind of anger, bitterness and mean-spiritedness. If this was really a genuine review, you could easily blow off all of these comments, including my own, and just quietly defend the review, calmly and rationally. The problem is that you've been caught and THAT pisses you off. You are not pissed off at the comments, you are pissed off at being so easily discovered shilling. You thought you were being clever and you are angry at having discovered that you are not clever at all.

I fully expect you to unload a nice long tirade in my direction. You are more than welcome to do so. It is expected and I will not reply in kind.

But please, don't do this again. Or, at least, get better at it.

 

[babiilove<3]

Hey Val, you forgot "buT"

 

[MarinaFerrari]

LOL, I'm glad someone noticed.

 

[farraj]

geezus this thread is still going. lock it for fack sakes

 

[ARGHH. Im a Butt Pirate]

haha BUSTED!

 

[aussiegeezer]

New Info (as far as I know).

When the Puntmeister first read this post many months ago, the quickness with which a new fellow eforum.xxxite was tried, convicted, and executed in the court of non-factual speculation was sickening. None of you really knew if DBB's post was truthful or not, but you sure piped up with with self-certain criticism. The train plumeted out of control down the mountain to enivitable collision with much rending of metal and flying of mud, save for a few small voices of reason. You see brothers, I believe the original post was honest and well meant, but the penut gallery horked out a few ugly loogies in the fine tradition of bad-spirited whitch hunting, which should have been de-fenestrated centuries ago.

BAD BAD eforum.xxxITES! REPENT FELLOW POONERS! YOU F'ING BLEW IT!

Rant over, Now to my contribution...

The Puntmeister was out in Surrey recently and feeling a little randy. OK, a lot Randy. Had never been to Lotus on 108th before, but remembered hearing good things about it. Thought I would TOFMS. So off I go.

Buzzed in and mama-san set me up in a clean room for the hr. (0.6) for those keeping score. Nice dark skinned girl walks in. Name of Sierra or something. Cute spinner type, but not really the Puntmeister's cup of tea. Ran through the mental gymnastics of deciding wheather to ask to see who else was available, and finally the liquid courage wisely imbibed early in the evening came forward. "Hmmm, who all is working tonight?" I must have mumbled. But she was sweet and soon mama-san had a couple of other ladies trot to the door. One asian that looked nice but not my cup 'o wow. Sorry did not catch her name. The second lady was a caucasian that was WOW! Drool Drool, hand crank on right ear to roll tongue off floor back into mouth! Her name was....... NICOLE.

Height probably 5'5 but hard to tell 'cause of the sexy spike heels she was wearing (which incidentally makes the Puntmeister's dinger dance). Oh ya, and the tight tube dress left narry a curve to the bedazzled imagination. We are talking centerfold drop-dead gorgeous here fellow eforum.xxxites. (At least I thought so). The Puntmeister ain't too good at measurements and stuff, but for the record I shall attempt feebly to describe the venus that calmed the vast seas of my shaken faith in poonerism.

Bust, probably 35 or 36. Good size C. That's my best guess. Smooth, not a wrinkle on them. Skin softer than a butterfly's rosebud, yet firm on the inside and perky-shaped to my liking. Probably augmented but I'm a horrible judge at these things. So rather than speculate about it, I will just say they were about the funnest rockets I've had my paws on for years.

Waist, damned if the Punmeister could even hazard a guess at this one. Washboard firm in the front and beautifully arched inward at the sides, ahhhhh. Wondered if I could touch my index fingertips and thumb tips together around that gorgeous beltline. (Turns out I couldn't quite, but damn it was nice to try!).

Hips, I'd estimate 36. Maybe smaller but extremely sexy curves. Near perfect handles for my purpose.

Face - hinted at the "Risky Business" Rebecca Demornay (sp?) look. If any physiotherapists have developed stretches for the eyeballs, you might want to do them before she walks in the room. My temple area is still sore from the rapid up-down fluttering my eyes did deciding wheather to oogle her body or her face first. The indicision was delicious, but now that the migranes have faded away I would have to say her body narrowly beat out her flawless face, straight white teeth, and moonlit eyes. Her hair was blonde, shoulder length (maybe slightly longer because it was pulled back), and straight. If she dolled it up a bit I think I would have squirted on the spot.

In terms of selection that evening, it was the biggest no-brainer I ever had. When mama-san asked "is this OK?", I think she understood my "bllbbllrr wasstinn yayayayaya uhuhhhhuhhhh" and violent nodding of the head to be an affirmative. Yep, the Puntmeister was truly twitterpated. So on to the pleasure.

Massage: Usually with a good looker I get the lamest massages, and usually that's OK. But my muscles were tight and her perfectly manicured fingers felt soooo good against the skin. She even worked out a few of the knots. Then the flop and a nice footrub. The Puntmeister is a slut for a good footrub, and she slathered up them doggies and popped the digits. We chatted about options as casually as ordering a fries with your big mac, and I delightedly opted for the FS, relieved that the menu was not somehow soup-nazi restrictive today.

fnflk
wlekd
cscsw

...Sorry, my fingers were unable to type coherently there for a moment as I recalled the blissful events which followed. Big brain says they are for me to cherish and you to wonder. So I will just say HJ mmm, CBJ ahhhh, CG ohhhh! ohhhh! OHHHHHHHHH! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaw!!!

Did not inquire about all those other services inquiring pooners want to know about, because with Nicole I frankly just didn't need them. Geez she felt good! It was refreshing to have straight-out satisfying thrusties with a stunning barbie.

For the record the service was $.4 and I topped it up a little for good measure. I still think the Puntmeister got the steal of the century, or at least of his modest pooning career. Will I repeat? Is a bullfrog waterproof? Does Elton play pitch and catch with the boys? Does Tiger put-put for Birdie? Yep, I'd repeat faster than you can say "F-Off" to your next tele-marketer.

In total, the Puntscale reads:
L - 9.5 (with the right lighting and primping another 0.5 could be possible, and I don't think I've ever given out a 10 before. I was cognitively pinching myself at the opportunity to poon with beauty that is usually out of my worthyness reach or pocketbook depth). Two small tasteful tatoos if you care. I didn't.

A - 8 (she's sweet but not a big talker. Nice smile, expecially when nibbling on my nipples, and I do nod at nipple nibbling nubiles. Man if she got wild and wicked and smiled a little more I think my punts would have to end. It would be like retiring on a high after winning the sueforum.xxxowl.)

S - 9 (I sure got what I wanted. YMMV of course, but my odometer runneth over). The little hairs stand up on the back of my neck wondering about additional possibilities with Nicole.

TSGOMFAIWOOT (The Stupid Grin On My Face As I Walked Out Of There) - Priceless.

However.... she's leaving the biz soon, and she only works now and then when she needs to, so availability is limited. Yes that's right you slaggers of new eforum.xxxites, you suspicious judgemental nellies caused this gem to go scoffed at for 9 whole months. And did you ever miss out on some good pooning as far as the Puntmeister is concerned. I know I did.

I guess it's just like the old proverb: Let he who has humped her cast the first "shill". [otherwise shut the F-up].

[embelishment mine].

I hope you all found this post informative at least. OK, I got a little excited there. Both about the experience and about the sticks 'n stones. Can we all koom-ba-ya or something. I just want to get back to good old brotherly punt-em and report-em. You really do guys rock.

Thank you for your patience. God I love this board!

 

[whitey]

PuntMeister New Info (as far as I know).


Bloody good point Puntmeister and I concure totally !!!!
Maybe she was shilling for herself and maybe not. Will we ever truly know?!
In this case, who cares? Except for the possibilty that we scared off a
possibly valuable contributor to eforum.xxx in the name of DBB.
After 8-9 months of this girl being at Lotus and not one report from you
fellow eforum.xxxies till now I get the feeling this girl has been a carefully
guarded secret.

There has been many reports from Lotus in this time frame, mine included,
and not one of Nicole until now. As you all know I frequent this place and
have not had the pleasure of having a session with Nicole. I have seen her
there many times and she gets more alluring everytime I see her there and
yes she is more busy than you can shake a stick at. So what's with the
secretive impression I'm getting from no reports on this girl? Possibly no
eforum.xxxies have seen her till now? Yah right !!



Puntmeister you describe her to a perverbial "T" man !
I have had the pleasure of talking with Nicole several times before and
after sessions. She is gorgeous if not down right incredible I also have told
a couple of other members here about her via PM. I usually am of the Asian
persuasion but I tell you this fellow eforum.xxxies this girl is on my to do list as of
now and I will follow up puntmeister's review with one of my own.

The last time I was at Lotus did a review on Lily where I had the pleasure
to chat with Nicole for a while afterwards, she is a stunning caucasian gal
with a body to die for IMHO, In one way I think she wondered why I haven't
booked with her yet as she asked me "you like the chinese girls huh?" I
said I'll be honest with you, "Yes" She gave me that kinda puzzled look as
to why I haven't tried her yet, and to tell you the truth I felt kinda stupid
thinking about it why I haven't yet. Must be the yellow fever has me
blurred to shear caucasian beauty which she possesses.
Let me put it to you guys this way, if she was an independant there is
no way in hell you would be getting her for AMP prices..........period !!!



Nicole has confirmed this with me also she is going on to new avenues as
of when I'm not sure but it won't be long before she is long gone.



Very imformative indeed Punmeister and thanks for bringing the old to new
again. I can't wait to see this girl for myself as have "known" her for
sometime and still shake my head as to why I have not crossed over the
line to find out what she is like for myself. This is soon to change !!


............QM'r

 

[Webz]

You missed a great time with Sierra. I'm glad to hear that she's still there.

 

[millypeed my choccie Lab]

Hahahah you guys are funny the way you are so hard on us girls, (just read whole thread and was laughing believe it or not) but this chick certainly doesn't need eforum.xxx to pump her up. Have you seen her?? Now don't go all wild like a bunch of old gossippy ladies-I DO NOT KNOW HER NOR HAVE I MET HER. But I know she is crazy hot, really crazy hot. It would be funny if she knew who was shit talking her and she could make the decision to just not let them see her ever-hahah would be sooo funny but never gonna happen. She is probably allready too busy to even check out this site, let alone be able to narrow the shit talkers down to even begin to teach them a lesson. Nice thought though. Now I have said too much haven't I?

 

[concerned]

Ummm, don't know what you've been smoking dear but where in this entire
thread were we hard on "us girls" as you put it?
They were trashing DBB for possilby shilling were they not?




Okay, I gotta ask, if you don't know her or haven't seen her how do you
know she is crazy hot? I've met her a few times and agree she is gorgeous!
At first when I met her she was a little tough to get to converse with but
after a bit she is easy to speak with and a real sweetheart.




Again I'm gonna ask, where did we shit talk this gorgeous gal in this thread?
Did I miss something here?

Oh, wait a sec, do you mean that you know that DBB is Nicole and she
really was shilling herself?? Hmmmm, maybe you did say to much?!

I think you're reply will be interesting, at least I hope so!!


..........QM'r

 

[uchaboo]

I once fingered a girl and it made me red handed. You gotta watch out that time of the month.