Massage Parlor Reports

[ASerrano]

just got back from gold. Julie said she was new and it was her first day, cute looking, nice skinny body, a cup. cut the story short, ts and massage were good, one of the better one i had this year. Main event.. not that great, she doesn't like me touching her tits and no kissing them either, and no daty.
on my way out i saw two other girls, one girl had a very nice tan and look very sexy, i only get to see the back of her and didnt get her name, any info? second one was our lovely Lucky, as soon as i saw her she said hi and call out my name, i like that. I will make sure i go back to lucky next time.

 

[Skittles]

If your talking about the mid and late 70's, I knew the place. Most of the industrial parks in the area had "all girl massage parlors". Those and the ones in Northern VA. were mostly caucasian and definitly YMMV. Is that what your talking about?

 

[Kerozene]

Grim Reaper,

You should have named yourself The Lucky Bastard. Your accounts are inspiring, to say the least. It's much like reliving porn, but in a text format.

During your many ventures, did you have problems communicating with these ladies?

Ian

 

[Pompal 09.]

It is mostly tourism going on there, Lisa @ Golden Nails is your best shot.

She has probably given BBBJ to half the members on this site.

Let us know.

 

[jh4kd]

Finally found the green door! Very easy to find once you know, but don't believe the online maps.

Met Connie, a total hottie and sweetheart. Spinner type, b-cups, curly hair, pretty face. Great attitude, lots of energy. No time to say what we did, but I'll be back for sure. And to think I almost left after waiting 15 minutes.

 

[Natalie P]

This week CoCo@Sky Mina@Smile.

Waaaaaay better; but I dig her eyelashes. .

I may or may not have found Mina's panties in my pocket when I got back to the pad. Oops.

 

[kneady]

Wow, I had a good laugh when I read it. I usually have dreams likethis when I eat Chinese food late at night

 

[KissYourNosie]

Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.
This is a real time review.


Forewarned is Forearmed.



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[Pompal 09.]

First of all that's the exact problem I'm attacking. This is a public board not a venue of PMs for some sissy elitist group that think they are special. Second of all I don't see how I'm really guilty of drawing road maps to doors when one of your recent posts is of the exact address of Star. I haven't posted any addresses. Third quit being such a paranoid girl. If I really wanted to draw roadmaps to where you might be I'd tell everyone that the Tysons Corner Chinese Condo also known as TCCC is located at:

[blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]

Just call [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] for the mamasan. Don't expect any good looking girls there though you'll probably find MoonView.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well. Methinks some folks are on vacation.

Bad case of yellow fever. Needed something new. Decided on the Royal.

Woah Nelly. Big issue.

I show at 10: 45. The place is empty. I mean deserted. Quiet. Dead. I should have left. But decided to stick around. My mistake.

I hate to club the ONLY girl that was there (Nana) but WTF was my issue. Apparently she was ALONE. Regular shower, good and hot. Back to the room. She sticks her hoohoo on my face. It' s ok. Then the door bell rings. Adios to the clam.

What seems like forever later. She returns, back to working the man. Then she flips over, rather quick, and we decide to go missionary. Like a mine shaft but she has so guns so it's cool. Flip her over to hit it doggy. Finally bust and she leaves. Back with hot towel and I'm out in 20 min. WTF?

No more Royal for this Dog. Tavern on the green will stick for a while. (AKA GHS)

PM for more detail. However overall I can't fault Nana if she was alone. I left OK. Just a little shy of the 60 min I paid for. , .

Anyway. Cold night. Get some sleep

Cabbie!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Took a stroll around the Loop last weekend to do some recon and figured I'd check out a nearby AMP to relieve some of the stresses that walking around had built up. Arrived in time to catch the last shift of the night and drew May: ~5'-6", 120#, long full head of shoulder-length hair, about 34C, approximately 42 (but said 27).

From the moment she came into the room, she was playful and encouraging. After a couple of introductions (including a small box of chocolate truffles from a local confectionary), it was off to the TS for a wonderfully thorough cleansing up-and-down and all-around. Once in the room, she dried me off a bit more and told me to sit on the table until she returned. (Took this opportunity to place $ fee onto the table, to be ready for her when she returned.)

After she returned, she dried me off a bit more, then had me lay down on the table. Massage was good but not extended, probably because it was the last shift. After hitting the main muscle groups, scalp, neck, etc., she begins providing AR for about a minute or so, then tells me to turn over (at which point I discover that she has divested herself of the cumbersome bikini she'd had on - very nice headlamps, with ample bulbs centered in each). She changes focus a bit, working vertically with a FUMA. Then, she introduces herself to Roman's "Mini-Me" --- or, might that be "Maxi-Me" (whatever) --- and then spoke a bit more forcefully to him. Ah, the pleasures of foreign language conversations: They can expand one's perspective quite nicely.

She slipped the cover in a smooth motion, but I wanted some DATY first. She lays down while I break out a small toy I'd brought for her enjoyment. She examines it, then gives the okay to deploy it outside. Well, after about 5 minutes DATY and using the toy, she's pulling the back of my head toward her and says to put the toy inside. I truly believe she was on a rollercoaster ride at that moment. When she came down from that, she says "You now." I was ready, and decided to just enjoy a mish-mash. (I lasted about 10 minutes, but might have popped sooner had she not been moaning constantly throughout the mish-mash. I'll chalk it up to the fact that it was the end of the night and she was anxious to go home and, therefore, trying to induce me into finishing earlier. It actually was a bit of a distraction, as it sounded like acting. But that was the only negative in the whole session.)

Afterward, a hot towel and some Scope. She then helped me get dressed (including tying the showlaces), gave me a hug, and walked me to the door with the admonition to "Come earlier next time." (I will, and I'll probably ask for May again. I don't mind that she is probably in her 40s; she provided good service. Besides, she asked how much the toy cost. I told her to keep it, and she seemed very pleased by that.)

Ratings
Looks: 7.5
Attitude: 8.5
Service: 7.5

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[jhseekings]

Certainly nothing wrong with a little MILF action if they look good and have a good attitude.

 

[blueplaty15]

A further review on the place I've recommended lately. Went there last night, drew Sarah, who said she'll be there another 5 days. Very good massage, other work decent but not great. I felt rushed.

Artificially enhanced, but well done. Good face, great hair.

Tofer

 

[Aleksey]

Went to Green on Monday night. Saw Nana. Awesome experience. I am built like a Linebacker too. I love that Nana can take a hard pounding and suck bareback. She says she needs a sleeping vacation!

 

[william k]

First post on this forum. Lots of good info here! Still not savvy about all the jargon. E. G. Where's 1818?

Went to 1413 for the first time yesterday in a LONG time. Hadn't been there since the Big Bust of 2006. I was surprised to be greeted by a voice coming through a loudspeaker telling me to come in. The door was unlocked!

I wanted to tip the mamasan $10 but she waved it away. "Pay the girl". One of the very rare occasions that a tip I offered was refused!

I was greeted by Susie who was an attractive young Korean girl (where else do they hail from? ) with a well endowed natural rack. Got the standard house pay out of the way and proceeded to the TS, which was unexeptionable (I. E. Nothing special)

Got back into the room and dispensed with the formality of a backrub, etc. This girl was very good. Friendly and natural. DATY, FK, CBJ, multiple positions. Even though her English was VERY limited. Even by AMP standards. We tried to have a conversation. She asked me if I was married, yes of course (who isn't) and I fell into playing the role. How to describe it. Perhaps of a kindly uncle dispensing advice to a young and somewhat naive girl. I'm more than 30 years older than you, it's unlikely you will find true romance among your customers, etc. Paid the standard $ for the first session then a second $ for the second session (10 minutes after the first)

She ended up giving me her phone number, entering it herself into my phone, which was a nice friendly touch (I didn't give her mine though)

Here's my subjective rating for Susie
Attitude - 8
Body- 7
Service - 7
Recommendation - yes

Overall, a good experience. I'll be back! And thanks to this forum I was able to 're-discover' this old haunt, which I thought had closed forever.

 

[Happykid]

That explains a lot...

Thank you. LL

Lex, I'll let you post a link to your own posts just below in reviews of Distinction (please). I get tired of being the only one who uses that thread as a favorites list for great information posted in these archives.

I usually point visitors who ask me for info to that thread as an easy way to get a feel for how DC works in less than an hour. It takes away the lame excuses because it is like a table of contents...

Anyway, good read.
LL

 

[Pompal 09.]

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[Moonrat]

Just wanted to say I've been following the forum for awhile and it has been very useful when I used to liv out in md. Just by rtff gained had all the info I needed to satisfy my desires but I never contributed. Now I moved out to ny I realise how useful the forum was as A John said the ny forum is dead its hard to go out exploring with out any info. So for those of you out there who just visit the forum just for info sign and share the wealth.

Dying out in NYC.

P. S I miss nana at 1333 best massage yet.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Seriously. If you're the one who gives more tips beyond the $.6, thanks for screwing it for everyone else. If you thought I meant only .6 and no $, then get some better reading glasses. In either case, get your head out of your azz.

Peace...

 

[shealynn r]

In a far away galaxy not too long ago ....

So I walk up and down the street amongst the throngs of tourists. "Yes, Aunt Martha stand next to Freddy" as they snap the tourist photo. Stop off at rock restaurant to pee. Up street then get buzzed in. To the first question I express 'some' familiarity. The first choice is a bit old and I politely decline. A younger attendant (around 30 but then oriental women age well) comes along. Off to TS --very nice and everything gets washed. On the way back I see other attendant open door and then jump back in room. I am not only customer.

Back in my room I get the best back massage in years, I was little nervous going in there but after a good twenty minutes of accupressure I was totally relaxed. (Hear doorbell ring once). I gotta tell you something, I like beautiful young twenty-something women but there is NO substitute for experience! Flip. Tittie rubbing to ted hut! Interesting slurping technique. Had to slow her down. Mish then snoop doggie. Carefull removal of sheath on my sword then warm towel to tiddy up. I felt like a new man after that. Damn she was good.

And then I woke up.