Massage Parlor Reports

[shadedskies]

I use to live in NYC a decade ago. So I remember the scene. I'm sure it's changed since then. For example, one place that was my #1 NYC spot for young hot strippers who do afterhours extras for a mere $1.5 for the full deed had shut down about a year after I left. What a bummer. I guess I kept their business going, and after I left, they had no business... =P

As for Canada, never travelled up there. I'll definitely have to check it out someday. I need to get a passport though. I never got one in my life.

 

[kaaye]

I was hit with the whole 'man-to man' chat thing during The Sun bust of last spring. What was funny is that every monger in that place didn't have any ID or his driver licence on him, so one by one, we were handcuffed and walked back to our cars to get our wallets. Fortunately, i had parked around by the BK, so the walk was neither long nor in a place were alot of ppl hang out. Heaven help anyone if this had been Supra, or I bar, where there's ALWAY dozens of ppl outside.

Mr.Snipes

 

[Brandon Lee]

Check out his posting history.

Looks like he's trying to track down this Lucy.

 

[mike1942f]

Yep...a strange duck indeed. She had multiples with me...personalities that is. Maybe her rates are higher because it's like being with two girls at once. One of them is a sweetie though...I think...

 

[daydreambeliever]

Cabbie and Clixxx:

Thanks for sharing that with us guys...NOT!

Now can we return to our regularly scheduled channels?

SMWSLT

Lax

 

[Lith]

Do you mean somewhere near Arlington Cemetary where JFK is buried or do you have the wrong city?

JJ

 

[Kuro Yuki]

I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reviews. Is it like old times gain?

 

[Caroline M]

were in their 20s. But now? I would say the average age has gone up 15 years over this past year. TERRIBLE

617 is done, went by the other night pretty late and it was locked down. And that block has turned into a tranny strip judging from what was out there.

 

[JasonsWifey]

1333 Green is closed until 11 Dec, according to a posting on the door. Hope this saves someone a trip before 1 a.m. tomorrow.

 

[There She GOes]

Brevity is the soul of wit. Or something like that.


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[Gab :)]

Pretty obvious they used this site for research. SW's and pimps call it "the track", we are the ones who call it "the loop".

edit: Not that that's (^) groundbreaking or anything, massageplanet is probably the number one resource for any city's sex scene.

 

[ducky14528]

I've had FS in a certain LA suburb in California where the standard FS tip is 3 jacks (!) plus 4 jacks to the house for an hour with a level of service comparable to the consistent GFEs we're accustomed to here in DC.

Once I had a FS 30 minute session during a busy period with 2 jacks to the house and 3 jacks standard FS tip to a stellar girl. What a great deal, but they had an oversupply of providers there at the time, and the guys had the discipline to not over-tip the girls. That may be one of the reason so many girls from Southern California come to DC to work in AMPs--more big spenders here.

Overall though, we need to work together to avoid tip inflation, but we should also avoid short-tipping the girls unless they really give substandard service. In CA, after they went through their version of Black Wednesday, it was harder to recruit the superstars to work in AMPs and service quality declined. I see the same thing happening here now, although there are always exceptions to the rule.

The other thing that happened on the West Coast after LE crackdowns on AMPs there is that the TS experience almost totally disappeared in some places and many places went to self-shower or accompanied standing showers. Hope that doesn't happen here as the TS is a nice part of the overall AMP experience.

Yes, we have it pretty good in DC, let's be careful and keep it that way.

 

[Silver Bear]

BSR, I couldn't agree more. Here is a noob who comes in asking for the keys to the city and when LL blasts him he claims to be an uber-monger from Europe. Then he finds some mysterious source of intel that allows him to boast of three highly successful AMP visits. I think not.

If I am wrong then I hope your flight back to the Fatherland was pleasant. If BSR is right, then put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.

 

[sweet heart xx]

This place is conveniently located next to Camelot. The house fee is $70. If I was a local, I would have a problem with that especially given the fact that the facilities are slightly better at the next door competition where it is $60 for the house.

Anyway, Lilly is a cute mid to late 20's spinner, small breasts but is a tight little package that I am happy with. I Will repeat.

 

[maria_5100]

I think one of the greatest risks to our diversion is when one or more of us gets drunk or high on something and then stumbles in and around a spa making a mess and being noisy.

Might I suggest that after a night of hitting the sauce we just go home and sleep it off rather than cause the disturbances we hear about so often.

Maybe we could find a trash can to put the empty can or bottle in? Perhaps we could all take a piss BEFORE leaving the bar rather than using the stairwells?

Of course, we cannot control what the homeless folks do but we CAN contol what WE do!

If no one complains we will have much less to be afraid of when we visit our friends.

Just one (horny) man'e opinion...

JJ

 

[Sariel]

Out near DULLES another one is open, or new mngmt. Went in, saw Jenny.

Late 30s

Nice cute face

Sexy leggs

Massage good

Left the place "happy"

 

[Pompal 09.]

You are not supposed to see any other customers, and any other customers on the premises are not supposed to see you. The peeking keeps it that way. As for Mamasan peeking before letting you in, that's not hard to figure out. Its standard practice.

 

[yotu]

You read the fucking forum! That is incredible. That means you already knew that a person in search of dependable happy endings might consider H&H. I mean, we have two reviews of that nature on this page, right?

I don't understand. You RTFF. And the question you asked is answered twice the day before you asked. So why was it that you asked the question again? Just confused. sorry.

LL

 

[Charly ~ !]

I never PMed you and never will, even after the angry PM you sent me, so don't worry about that. However, I felt it necessary to point our posts and not to just ignore them to make sure other members realize how easy it is to write bullshit. If you're not going to provide a name or place (which you don't have to), I have to question what the reason for your posting is. The purpose of this forum is to facilitate the exchange of information. Your posts really don't do much in that regard. So my best guesses were already stated. Either you're ego-driven and want to make other guys on the Internet jealous of your 75% BBBJ rate OR.

 

[MissTee]

There's a famous quote:

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

Anyway, that quote applies to me too. I'm not going to try and convince anyone to do anything. I'm just pointing out that people who make up excuses about this and that are just plain wrong. Why they refuse to believe that it's about the $$$ for these girls is just mindboggling. Next you'll be telling me these girls used to work in DC because they were interested in government and politics.

The fact of the matter is that there has been a pretty steady decline in quality over the past few years, with the only nice quality place having been Supra in late summer until fall of 2007 when they got a new owner. Unfortunately, the old owner saw the increased business there and performed a hostile takeover and that was that.

In 2007, we had "above average" girls working in DC. Certainly, not the excellent girls we had prior. In 2008, we had "average" girls working in DC. In 2009, we now have "below average" girls working in DC. I've pretty much given up on the DC area and only use it as the very last option. Don't be surprised if next year we have even uglier and older hags working, and we're all sitting around here still scratching our heads wondering where all the quality went.

I mean, we already have Bebe having such excellent reviews despite not having gotten much fanfare in the past few years she's been here. We saw Rose get excellent reviews despite being a little bit older than what used to be the norm in DC. Hell, we saw NANA get excellent reviews despite looking like a transvestite with thighs so muscular they could probably crush the skull of a wild bison.

For the DC regulars, check out the Maryland or Virginia boards and look at the girls who get 8's and 9's and 10's for their looks. Then actually go and visit those girls and you'll be wondering, "What the fuck? How did she get rated so high?" The same thing's happening here.