Massage Parlor Reports

[ikenna]

Hey Lex...

Isn't it called ICE nowadays. And, you are on point with the licenses, etc.

I was in CPHC back before Black Wednesday and an inspector came in, visited the rooms (luckily we weren't into it too far and my boxers were close at hand), asked if I was getting a massage, and then disappeared.

He reappeared about 45 minutes later from the "office" around the same time I was leaving.

Maybe he got what he came there for!

Van

 

[Lua]

Why do you want one of us to start things off for you?

Let me see: You use your inaugural post to try to stampede others on the forum into flaming or critiquing an established monger. May I suggest that it was (1) in poor taste and (2) a waste of your first post, when you might have introduced yourself and begun establishing cred in a far more productive and positive way. Instead, you begin with what amounts to little more than trolling for a contentious thread.

This Roman Senator humbly offers the suggestion that you get thee hence, do some useful recon, and provide actionable intel.

 

[Ben H]

I agree with you, but would add this. In my experience, if I find a gal I like, I will repeat, asking for her. This can bring many benefits, and much mileage. Unless they are really busy, I often get time over an hour, and a more 'date like' or certainly friendlier, session.

For her, she knows what to expect, and that she has a customer who likes her. Everyone is at ease, and friendly.

Good times.

 

[ChristineM]

Just saw Jennifer at Sun. This was my second time at Sun, having a great experience with Coco there several months ago. Jennifer was great, though not as memorable as Coco as Coco did the great "Bangkok Experience" on the TS. Jennifer did similar moves "dry". Jennifer is very attractive and I would highly recommend her. The massage was very good, though harder than I usually prefer. She's pretty sensual too.

I was at Dupont Circle and tried to go to Supra, but it looks like it's no longer there.

 

[Cynthis King]

I have always done the tip at the end. And never had a moments discussion on amount or what it would be. I have never personally experienced discussion of the tip anytime beforehand. Its always thank you. Lets call it assumed, if you walked in like you knew what you were doing.

 

[Sassy Shih Tzu]

Looks alive to me. An excellent link was posted on that thread just 7 days ago.

http://massageplanet.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=268

 

[V-katastrophe]

Actually, I didn't mean to post that in the forum but in a pm. If you look at my post history, I actually have provided reviews when I actually participate. I don't live in an area where AMPs are really active. Therefore, I only post when I make trips to DC like once or twice a year. As I just got into this whole thing last year.

So, ease up man, I don't mistake you for a "fool."

 

[DANC3R]

On the lighter side.. Thought this was good...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080109/od_nm/brothel_dc_1

 

[James Bond]

Hmmm. I don't recall a tattoo parlor, but that doesn't mean there isn't one. You saw my map, right? The address is on the front of the building, and the entrance is downstairs (basement level). There's a parking garage on the other side of the block, as I recall.

HTH,

LT

 

[Obamanized]

Most locations in DC are less than a $20.00 cab ride. PM me and I will get you some more info.

 

[Nikke]

IMHO.......
In a AMP you pay the door fee, then you pay a free for FS, HJ or whatever you're getting to the provider. Anything above and beyond that fee is considered the tip by me. I know FS is 100 if its outstanding tip on top of that, if it's no good don't use that provider again write a bad review so everyone else can stay away as well. This is exactly why some of the good ones wanted money upfront they feel they're entitled to the 100 anything above that is a bonus. This is just my 2-cent not trying to make a big debate.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hear hear. I too consider the wisdom of senior members to be gold. I try to contribute but can't stand on the same par as the senior members.

Cabbie!

PS drinks will be served promptly at 10PM

 

[iAm]

If you want SWs, go to Baltimore, land of ultra cheap service with plenty of extras like knives, herpes, aids and the occasional puke on your cock. The DC AMPS are a little more refined.

 

[OhfoureiqhtL]

LOL. That was funny. At least you didn't accidentally walk into a convent.

Paniki, thanks for your first review. They may not be advertising in the post but judging by the traffic I see at AMPs and the few reviews here. I'd say this forum is all the advertising the lurkers need.

Also, a tip: I would never walk into an AMP and ask for a massage. They'll ask if you've been there before and you'll say 'yes, some months ago', mention an old name from the forum and say no more. Maybe some review might descibe the layout inside for you. As a matter of fact, there is no reason to discuss a transaction of any kind.

 

[Roy]

If the LE are (is?) posting,its just calling attention to itself.Sometimes,at idle moments,I click on some of the names on the opening page of this site.At anytime,I've found names that have been registered for 4-5 years and never posted once.I consider them true information gatherers for good or ill,but what can ya do?

I think some of the newbies that are posting so closely together is our old friend who was suspended here sometime ago and sooner or later will be raising a stink again.

 

[loves2read]

Run away as fast as you can!

 

[sarge927]

Hey Cupin...dude, just...fuck.

 

[DONZI]

$ = $100.00
$$ = $200.00
$$$ = $300.00
etc...

Are you saying you paid out THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS for the services you received?

JJ

 

[leila]

I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, and the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?

I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.

 

[Dylan]

Gold was closed yesterday (as noted below), but Today, the sign says "closed for renovtation" or some such.

Yesterday, 1333, 4th floor was very much open, and Michelle was nicer than normal. (An aside: Where have all the spinners gone?) After asking for "small girl" in walks Michelle. Nice enough, mid 30's, all natural B's, with a pooch for a tummy. Session was OK with standard DC touches, good massagee, fair TS, with the rest of the alphabet performed in satisfactory manner. No K9 (she was too tall for me), and Mish was ok only with a pillow placed under.

Today, 1333, 1st floor was great. (The red Door) Saw Misha, skinny, mid 30s, small top, but 5'5, crooked teeth, but nothing a dentist couldn't fix for 10K or so. Very enthusiastic, and for the gentleman below asking if BBBJ was the norm there, evidently it is with this lady. Cover placed afterward and a wild ride for CG ensued. When done, we were both sweating like hogs, and she had to get a fresh wet towel to cool us down. Nice ride and nice time. Will be back.