Massage Parlor Reports

[Katelyn]

Did you see the dogs on the video? Bow wow is the word. Between the 400 yo woman interviewed early on and the other rover. "we'll be watching. ". Yikes.

Nice shot of the website too. Someone with a lot of time on their hands.

The donut crew knows all about the spas. If you're thinking they don't you're living in the dark. I think as long as things are quiet and nobody complains, everything will be cool. Someone complains, raises a stink at all, the place gets busted, pretty simple. We have to be very careful in the future. I'm thinking with the elections coming up, we might be in for some "interesting" times. This thing is a hot issue with any politician. Too many people to make angry. Women, minorities, and that's just the surface.

Be careful out there.

Happy New Year to all.

Cabbie!

 

[Tom]

No, but if you are lucky you may get to sit by a pretty Chinese or Korean AMP girl who is on her way to Flushing for vacation.

Happens to me alot, as I look out for a seat next to a girl sitting alone
In most cases if its on a Saturday or Sunday between 3 and 6pm, its a girl goin on vacation.

Have fun.

 

[dairy queen]

I haven't been there for some time,but I always found the neighborhood pretty safe with all the nightlife.Rio also has free parking in the lot next to the building.

 

[cyanosis]

I hear you!

That you would never spend that kind of money for any "package"
But, are you serious? That you think, no one would? You can't be that na...
I can say that I have! I have paid more... Why not?
I'm not welthy... I just don't mind spending for the right ones...
I have run into few, that are not worth the money...
and I have run into some that are worth every penny!

It certainly isn't "outrageous"
Everyone has a different life style and needs!
Some drive a Saturn and some drive a Benz!
You can have Fuddruckers or you can have Ruth Chris...
or look at it this way...
You can make 3 pleasant or unpleasant trips to AMP's for about 500...
or you can make 2 pleasant or unpleasant trips to see a provider for 500...
It's only 1 trip difference... But, I'm sure that 1 extra trip makes all the
difference for you!
I can honestly say, that sometimes it's worth the money...
Much more relaxing, don't have to worry about time, better service...
Sometimes, I like the quickies... I have had some awesome trips to AMP's...
You just have to choose wisely...
But, it's all about having the option to choose...
I travel quite a bit, I have seen all the AMP scenes and many Private Providers around the country and around the world.
Even in Korea, you can expect to pay 500 to 1000 or more for some of
the top providers. Yes, they are model material and they were awesome!

The L.A. scene has changed the most, since the sweep.
There are lot more independent providers now.

I'm sure there are profesionals on this board, that may make 500 an hour.
Do you work 9am to 4am everyday? "That is 19 HOURS a day"
And you guys expect them to be in the best of mood everyday, working 19 hours a day? Are you kidding me?
Why do you think the senior members on this board, always mentions to treat
the providers well... Would you say that earning 1000 per day, is too much?
For all the shit that they go through everyday? Why do you think, they have
to take a break every month or so...
Could you keep your sanity, working 19 hours a day?
You guys think what they do is easy money?
I've seen them cry, pant, pass out from exhaustion...
I don't think anyone has the right to b*tch about what they earn!
Put yourself in their shoes! Could you do any job for 19 hours a day?
You'd probably say, no one can ever pay you enough!

Am I doing something wrong? If I decide to tip a little extra to a good
provider, when I have some extra cash? or when I get a bonus?

I am all for keeping the fares down...
But, you have to understand... Tipping a little extra keeps them on their
game! Cause they would like people to recognize, when they give their all!
Just like any of us! How would you feel? If you never get recognized for
your hard work, even when you go beyond the call of duty.

I've heard numerous times. Whats the point of performing beyond the
minimum? When most in DC pays the minimum? If they are going to get
compensated for the effort?

So, every city needs the hobbyists that seek the "quantity" and
every city needs the hobbyists that seek the "quality"
That is one way to keep the industry strong!
And I like having the variety! I'm all for it!
We should feel fortunate, that we have the variety and options...

Sorry, for the long post about this issue.
But, I had to speak my mind!
Like my handle, I am a hobbyist... I'm about understanding both sides...

Take care of them and they will take care of you!

Damn, I hope I don't get attacked for this post...
Just my opinion...

Peace out!

H4L

 

[mmjjff80]

I beg to differ bout ICM a little bit. I. Too, was sad to see it go and I think it filled a niche in the monger marketplace

True it was pricey for the services offered and also true that the quality of the providers varied widely and also true that you didn't get the submissiveness of an AMP and of course no FS BUT.

1. The providers were uniformly young; now that I'm over the hill, I don''t want anyone within 5 years of my age and with the AMp's you cannot be guaranteed that IME

2. There were other races offered; all flavors!. There simply isn't much out there in the MP category that isn't asian/korean. I like a little variety

3. Yeah, FS is fantastic. But I like the visuals. I wanna see the poonani in all its glory. The ICM providers understood that always

4. I could actually speak to them in English. Sometimes I don't want to feel like I'm at an Asian takeout

They also at one time had a "sister" location on 14th Street that specialized in chocolates but it closed down in like '03.

The 'mamasan' was a large A/A woman. I know the landlord at that location was a cvrazy chinese woman (runs the restauraqnt in the basement); she probably threw ICM out but kept the FUGLY amp on the 3rd floor

 

[Harold]

Come on your shitting me. LMFAO
If you know the others than WTF
There's 3-addresses and 3-letters get your ass over to 1818

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Lainn]

Fox, you dog of a different color.

Your keywords are "years ago." Just a roundup on what's open, what's closed in the harsh an changing times. All three of my "Hellloo honeee, You cum by today, we missa you. (and your money too) " spas are closed or in and out.

Not a question of RTFF.

Kastigaire! READ YOUR PM NOW or call SH/K4M for my number.

LoveLOS

 

[KJ9]

Any time you have 10 in your face, you only have one time to finish off. One round will take you less than 5 minutes. Jacking off ensures you get more time in hand to play with. Try it and you will see... Sue is a 100% the best!

 

[Linda G]

Indeed it was. I'm having it out with her right now. Anyone care to help?
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/...on-enthusiasts-mourn-closing-of-d-c-brothels/

Please, keep your cool.

 

[MJ_Lover_OX]

It happens all over. In my town we have 5 Korean MPs, and 3 of them try hard to upsell beyond what we think of as the standard rate. I just don't go to those places more than once a year or so, and I only do that to keep my intelligence up to date. One of the remaining two places here is a little farther out of town, but has the best talent and they never ask for more than I am used to giving.

Have you been to Gold in the last month or two? What's the talent like now?

 

[Colette~]

While you may not solicit intel via PM, you do benefit from the intel posted on the board regarding closings and busts. You then do not reciprocate by sharing intel. Why bother to post a review if there isn't a shred of information that other members will find useful? Remember the purpose of the board.

OG

 

[Cali]

H&H closes early. . . I wouldn't try going after like 9.

Also, isn't Rio still open? I haven't been in about a month, but it was wide open then.

 

[splash]

This is another one that I can think of, saw it a few times late night on those Showtime-affiliated movie channels.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481517/

"Over the course of a single day, four different men visit a massage parlor looking for some kind of emotional or physical connection. Simultaneously, the film explores the complex emotional experiences of the women who work there. ". The movie is called "FEEL", and it's got a Baldwin brother starring in it.

Thanks for the heads-up on "Soap Girl". It's the first time I've heard about it! I have Netflix, so I'll be streaming it.

BTW, it doesn't take much, not in the least a movie, to inspire me to go to an AMP! Hehe.

 

[questionable]

I never mentioned anything about discussions I said I HAVE NEVER TIPPED BEFORE SESSION. Tipping without knowing what is coming is setting yourself up for dissappontment. How would I know to trust her. Putting money out on the table does not insure anything.

THe reason many NOVA girls went to BYOC is to avoid the LE complication, if you provide that would be intrapment.

Also, if I am LE I would have lost the opportunity to bust her once I allowed her to touch little willie during the table shower. LE might get caught with their pants down but the are not supposed to be caught with close off. Another point to deconsturuct your comment if I put the money down on the table LE would still be able to bust her, she is accepting, anything that happens after done or implied would bustable.

Sorry, I still do not know about tipping before the action.

 

[Sno]

Hello Jack Bones

Nice review and welcome to the board. I agree with Van Driver, show them how it is done.

Enjoy all of the pussy you can eat

Big Red

 

[Feriouse]

Well, as some of my brotherly seniors know, I've been outa the loop for a spell, thanks to a painful combination of school and no income... nevermind, as I am keepin my eyes on tha prize! Nontheless, I figured that I would have a go at yet another newb, and let LV, LL and the others have a bit of rest.

So, Jim, lets give you a little 'Guide introduction:

1. If you have less than a reasonable number of quality, informative posts (and trust me, one post is definitely not in that bracket) do NOT ask any questions. Your only mission here, should it involve any typing, is to PROVIDE information, not ask for it.

2. If you would be so kind as to scroll up to the top of the screen, you will see a link to abbreviations. Look this up: RTFF. Until requirement number 1 is fulfilled, this is the only way you are going to be able to obtain any information here.

3. To ensure that you do not receive a harsher lashing (what can I say, I'm in a good mood) from any other seniors, especially the super ones, I suggest that you endevour to fulfill requirements 1 and 2 with quick dispatch, unless you have a desire to have any more questions that you may unwisely ask very rudely rebuffed.

That is all. By the way, since this seems to happen about once a week, if anyone else intends to post to this forum for the first time, take heed to these suggestions. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to a colorful reply from LL. That is all.

Selah!

You unwisely uttured:

 

[aaron m]

I ring the doorbell and the door is opened by a girl with a very pretty face wrapped in a bathrobe. She is suspicious and asks if I've been there before. She asks me to get my ID. Bewildered, I don't really know what to say when she says to hold on. I guess she calls the manager to make sure I'm okay and then she lets me in.

I look her over and she is very pretty. Younger face, pretty face, pale skin, long and colored hair, slim, and a perfect height of around 5'3". Only flaw is lack of big tits, but if she got a boob job, she would definitely be comparable to a top Korean AMP girl. She is very much my style.

After a massage, she strips and then jumps into bed with me and then starts to tongue kiss me. I suck on her cute tongue as we kiss passionately. Then she moves down and begins to lick my balls and then gets the condom. I ask her for no condom and she declines as she gives me a covered blowjob. I then ask her one more time, offering money, and she lets out a deep sigh as she straddles me, but not on my dick. She thinks for a moment and tells me she is scared. I ask why and she says she doesn't want me to cum inside her. I assure her I won't, so she yanks off the condom. Then she asks me if I want suckie without the condom. I nod. She gives me a BBBJ and then she asks once more I not cum inside. I agree and she lays back and we are fucking bareback.

She is pretty and exactly my style, so I do not last long. I try to switch positions to last longer, but it does not work and eventually I have to pull out and jack off on her ass. We clean up and I assure her I will be back.

I am back a couple of days later and I skip the massage. I love kissing her, because I truly find her beautiful and her personality very sweet. Some BBBJ and then some bareback fucking. It's great and I am able to last a lot longer. I finally cum outside. This time I tip her only $60 on top of the normal fees and assure her I will make it up to her next time. She says, "OK. Wait! No! Wait. Ok. Wait! No! Use credit card! " She is so cute that I give her a big smooch on her cheek. I leave and then she is gone.

A couple of months later though, she comes back. When I enter, she recognizes me and begins to touch my face affectionately. She asks me if I need to shower and I tell her I don't need one. It seems like she wants to shower with me. When she comes out from washing off, I kiss her and then have her get on her knees and give me a nice BBBJ. We have some nice chit chat while she sucks on my dick. She tells me she will come back again in a couple of months. I try my best to turn this into a relationship we can take outside the workplace, but the best I can do is that she tells me she is hungry and for me to bring food next time. Sigh.

We proceed to BBFS and again, I am not able to last long so we take it slow with her on top. I ask to cum inside, she shakes her head. I ask to cum on her face, she shakes her head. I ask to cum in her mouth, she shakes her head. She then tells me to cum on her feet and laughs. She's so cute.

I cum outside and she wonders out loud why I don't like to use a condom. She goes to shower again. She tells me to come in with her. She washes me off thoroughly. What a sweet girl, and seeing her in the bright lights of the bathroom makes me fall in love with her more.

We say our goodbyes. When she comes back, I'll definitely be waiting.

 

[oooo]

This is my third time in DC in the past two years and I decided to give the AMP scene a go. To my surprise most of the AMP's that had been open just a few months ago were now closed. Luckily I found Asian Mist in Dupont Cir. The AMP is hidden away in a small building on a large street. Walked in and mamasan led me to a room. Waited for a few mins and in walked a gorgeous asian lady in her 20's. She was dressed in a tight short blue dress. Introduced herself as Linda and told me what the price was for a 1hr massage (.7). Paid up and then was led off for a TS. Received a decent TS and was led back to the room. On the way back had an awkard situation when another girl (short girl, long black hair in her late 20's) was walking out another monger. (Not sure if it was any one here. lol)

She took me to the room and asked me to lie down. She walked out then and closed the door. She came back and proceed with the massage. Decent back massage. She worked over my legs well. She let my hands room the whole time. Asked to flip over and what I wanted. Motioned for what I wanted and then asked to leave the tip (.8) on the table. Received a nice cbj for a few minutes and asked to taste the kitty. Very nice tasting kitty. She obliged and I had a nice session of 69. After I finished up she cleaned me up and gave me a glass of mouth wash.

Overall a good session.

 

[TheGoldenGael]

I have to agree, tips haven't provided me better service the current time or the next time. If there was an extra 'effort' wasn't worth it. I have found that being a repeat customer ensures much better service. If mamasan recognizes you or the girl, I've found service to be a helluva lot better than just tipping.

I don't tip anymore. Call me what you want, but I have found that it does not adversely effect service or improve upon it. Repeat customer has proven the road to better service for me. Just my .02 cents on the matter. If a girl is pressing for tips, then she is going to be a pain-in-the-ass and your service will vary widely--regardless of tip.

 

[pseudonym]

Many thanks to everyone who gave me info on how to find the green door. Had it all planned yesterday, but then was delayed at work an hour, so ended up at my old haunt.

Asked for Nana. She's on a "long vacation", which I believe means "gone forever", at least from 1413. Asked for Young. "She busy". Jennifer was available. Waited 10 minutes in the room, and Young showed up. Works for me. Young is large for a k-girl, but very well proportioned.

Very playful TS. I was pretty short on time at that point so back in the room we went straight to playing. You should know that Young is very friendly and chatty (her engrish is okay), which you may not like. She'll be playing with you and talking about whatever. Sometimes kind of funny, sometimes rather distracting. Finally started a CBJ and she quieted down. Did mish for a while. She's a very good actress. It was great but I was getting tired so I wanted to switch to doggy. But the condom was very juicy on the inside at that point and slipped off when I pulled out. Ooops, how embarassing. So she finished me off by hand while using her finger elsewhere. Nice.

face 7
body 8
attitude 9
service 8
ts 8
massagi n/a