Massage Parlor Reports

[marielita]

The place for diplomats:

Michelle, very very good, very friendly, nice bod, youngish, real b's. Usual tariffs, would I suspect have done AR if I had gone slightly higher on the tariff. Massage not bad, ts good. Would very much repeat (was tempted to return today).

Other talent was very much in evidence as well.

 

[Dannuele]

Jake,

This looks like someplace in Dtown. Call and ask as a last resort. LOL

PC out

 

[swimmergirl247]

Went by 14K today, decided to let mamasan pick for me. "I get you nice girl!" she says. I met Tina. Pretty face, but not stunning. Nice top, really skinny everywhere else.

She seemed kind of distracted. I think those guys are a little nervous because she asked me a few times if I'd ever been there, who I had seen, etc. etc. Got a very thorough TS. Longest I've had. She has strong hands.

Too bad the massage was rather disappointing -- through a couple of towels, and very short. She then asked what I wanted and I decided to see what the hands could do. She asked for payment up front, so I gave .6. She says "more". I looked at her and said, fine, take your clothes off. She said sure, for even more. Harumph. Decided to stick with the basic treatment. To my surprise, she took her top off and then started with a very enthusiastic CBJ. After a while, she took off the cover and finished me up manually. Very nice, actually. I may go back, not sure.

 

[raymond]

I saw that ad as well. I might try it out next week.

JJ

 

[Parker : )]

Short & sweet -- Sasha with natural C+'s; really into listening to me speak French. Monumentally finished an intense workout at the local health club.

Seniors can PM for more details beyond what probably makes no sense to a lot of you...

 

[Mr.Pants!]

YMMV is definitely the case. But I think I'll play my cards somewhere else as I've yet to walk away a winner from there.

Earlier in the week, I went out at about 10:45 on Wednesday night. I went to buy some A/V equipment, but they were closed. Then off to see the Venus de Milo, but, alas, I couldn't enter there either. So, ventured out for an Ethiopian snack...still no luck. Third strike, you're out, but hey, I was persistent. Ventured down south to a Golden shrine, and the shrine was locked down. So, although I knew it was closed, I decided to go get a tan. No go there either.

Finally, at nearly midnight, I found my Happy place and met a wonderful, beautiful, dimpled guide. She was very proficient at her task...knowing all the secrets of the this happy place. She gave me the choice of watching the movie or riding the bus...and I chose to watch the movie later. It was a fun tour covering all the sites, and I beeped her horn five times. We relaxed and watched the movie afterwards to smooth out any bumps from the travels.

Lisa

F 7.5
B 7.5
A 9
S 8.5
TS 8.5
M 9

So what was going on Wednesday night? So many stops were dead-ends it was a bit unnerving.

 

[Fideal]

I guess they changed their hours?

 

[Dayna1717]

Don't understand why we can't get one of these places on this side of the big water! Check it out:

http://tinyurl.com/2vn396

 

[Come to chat!]

But the French ones come with hairy legs and armpits...standard!

 

[His wifey 4 life]

Normally I write in the Panama City Florida forum but in DC for some business. Anyways, reading thru the forum, I figured the best place to hit was 14K. Unfortunately I hit it kinda late tonight. No parking to be found except for public and they were gonna close in an hour. So I park it there, rush over only to turn the wrong direction. Then as I go back, the GF calls and wants to chat after I had already called and told her I was "going to bed" early. Tick Tock Tick Tock. The clock is ticking. Finally get her off the phone and make it to the stairs. Paradise at last! I draw Diane, nice looks, great looking tits (Thanks Dow Chemical! ). The TS was great, very thorough cleaning, the whole time she is softly singing some tune. When she final comes back and asks where we go from here, I look up at the clock. Damn that ticking sound. So I tell her all we can do but I gotta be done and getting dressed by 9:30 or my car is locked up until morning. So she quickly gets to rubbing those wonderful chem bags on my back and moaning and kissing my back and ears. Then I do my pancake imitation and she puts the cap on the syrup bottle. Of course she licks the bottle to make sure nothing spills over the side. After a few minutes, I get to munch on some homefries then its time to pour the syrup on. Of course the cap is on secure, but damn if I didn't try. It was rushed but it was good. Fast service with a smile and a hug. I leave a. 8 tip because it was my fault for the rush job but she poured on in such a short time. Of course she dresses me and out we go. Damn near got pushed out the door cuz Ahab the Arab poked his head out of another table as I was going out. Ran the fastest I have in a long time, but still got it after 49 years. Think I may visit once more, much earlier next time so its not just a Happy Meal but a whole breakfast buffet.

Ninja23 on the prowl

 

[aladdinwa]

You should try some online phone books. Then call some massage places or spas. If an asian sounding lady answers the phone, that may be a good sign. Ask if they have a table shower or a sauna. Go check it out. Then post some useful information instead of a line of bullshit.

And another thing. This forum is not a fucking service. It is the fruit of the labor of hard working group dedicated consumers. Its an exchange of information. The fruits are not for the picking by lazy bastards not willing to go out and do a bit of research.

This is my advice for all noobz. This is how I got my start in DC when I lived in another city far away. Guess what. It worked!

Sincerely,

PussProwler

PS You may want to bring some extra money with you for a tip.

 

[Judy]

Don't understand, she is there.... Just came back.

 

[hali :)]

Being from out of town my visits to the DC area are few and thus multiples per visit. Since I have previously had good experiences at M street second I decided to return there shortly after 10 a.m. on April 21. Unfortunately I forget her name but I think it started with the letter A or C.

Shower was full so we had to wait in room so I suggested I provide some neck massage, which she accepted and seemed to like. Finally the shower was available so me moved there for a good shower hitting the main places many times. Returned to room for manipulation which turned out to be hard. She left for a few minutes turned on a vibration and returned for the finish activities. I should have made her stop the vibration as it did not help.

Overall rating just average.

On April 28 about 10 a.am. I again was looking for action and decided to check out Green as I had previously stopped there several times and like the semi privacy of your approach. Rang bell two times and was admitted. Mamasan showed me to a room and as I stripped in walked April. She asked if I would like a drink and she brought me a coke. I was asked if i had been there before and I replied that I had been there several years ago prior to their closing.

Good shower, manipulation and then she got down to the real action. We ended up with a really good time. She did not seem to be in a hurry and I think I was there for at least an hour. I was in somewhat of a hurry so I told her I needed to go. April then assisted me with my shoes and clothes. April told me that she was planning on a vacation later that week but expected be be back. Interestingly, she claimed that her parents lived in southern California. Probably show to claim US citizenship.

Of these two stops, I would return to each, but my preference would be green. I also noticed that each place had business cards with phone numbers. One makes it look like a business with a man's name and business name other than the real one.

 

[kdoulos]

Anyone seen Lisa and her little mouth lately? Anyone had the full menu? Was there two months ago. It was the usual deal except this time I skipped the massage. She leaned over and got her mouth plugged for 25 min. When I was done she slurped it till the pipes were empty.

Good time.

 

[txyooper]

The Lucky you saw sounds a lot like a girl that used to work at Young Spa in Tysons Corner several few years ago. Was she short?

 

[Ezekiel]

Not to dispute the prior comments, but I think a number of factors are in play here. I think Black Wednesday a couple of years ago was an immigration raid that was based on a long investigation.

For 14K, we don't know why they were closed yet. I think if they were busted, there would have been some news review somewhere. If that shows up on the police blotter, reviewers love to see a juicy story.

There could be some economics too. The spas don't appear to be able to advertise in the Post anymore (it's a bit inconsistent, I know) so it's hard to get new customers other than through the board. And maybe the girls don't want to come here anymore for $160 a pop. In New York there is an overabundance of spas with great reviews. There is LE in New York also but the price of $200 makes the incentives greater to keep opening new places.

We don't really know the whys here, but it does appear the good old days are over, at least for now.

 

[Betty Sparkles]

A lot of guys here will tell you to pay the standard fees and NOTHING MORE NO MATTER WHAT. If service if above and beyond though I personally think it's ok to be generous. $.20 extra isn't too bad since some places it would be that much extra anyways.

 

[crabbypatty]

I ask you, is there any way to slow up, or warm up Alex at HH? Has anyone ever been successful in that dept?

She answers all questions with as few words as possible, service is quickly done for a few min. and when things don't work properly as there is no mood, it's quick to the HR, counts the money in front of you, no eye contact, in and out in 30 min. She doesn't even pretend that she wants to be there. And I'm not one for pretense usually, but damn!

She was the only one I saw there until the end. A shorter brunette was there as well. She would have been better. ANYONE would have been better! (But I was in a rush, actually, so maybe not. Not that she knew!)

Who else is at HH these days? Any info would be appreciated. Willing to go back but not to Alex. PM if you have to.

 

[Arnold]

There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?

 

[ipnez]

Young's on Wisconsin is advertising in the Post again and is apparently reopened. If I'm up that way I'll post findings.

OG