Massage Parlor Reports

[Pixistiks]

I was in the DC area for 3 weeks beginning mid Sept. The first week and tried to visit AMP. Tried 1413, 1313, 1333, Green, 524 and 520 and found all closed so I had to give up. Later I called 1818 and had a man answer and say they were open so I planned a second visit for the next day. When I arrived about 10 am I had a hard time finding the location and then finally made it to second floor and walked all the way around the outside of the floor finally finding the door, but it had a closed sign. I called again later and no answer.

Did I make a mistake in not calling the day of? or was the mistake that I arrived too early in the day? I ask as several other review success finding them open.

As for the man who said he was stopped by a cop, could he have entered the building from the east side instead of through the west side? Also if one makes it to the second floor try going clockwise and looking on the left/outside.

hopefully, when I make it back to DC in a few months I will find some new options for my yellow fever.

 

[Bralon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4

 

[korgrue]

I know I am new but I am interested in knowing if anyone has been to OK Spa lately. What is the line up like? Are the services the usual fare?

I have not been using the spa's for a while and would like to go back.

Thanks

 

[73777]

Massive Kudos to the small horse! Hope your guys win the Super Bowl (yes, I made an assumption there, sorry if I'm incorrect). Let me guess, did the phrase sound something like' "Sarang Haeyo?"

One has to be careful how loosely one uses that phrase! A working girl might take it seriously. A simple "sarange" works. Pronounce it: sah-ran-yay.
Sarang haeyo is a phrase reserved for a person older than yourself. I use it here because it sounds better to me.
I got in a lot of trouble because I learned that phrase. A LOT of trouble.
Those who have had my back in here can PM for details.
Good luck,
SH

 

[Normen Bates]

Let me be the first monger to wish many of you happy fucking new year!

For those making resolutions, may I suggest a solution to broken ones: Do not make the kind that require willpower or socially respectable behavior to fullfill e.g. quitting some bad habit like drinking or mongering. It won't work.

I resolve to have sex with as many women as I can, as often as I can. Now that is a resolution I may be able to keep...

That's it. Enough already. I am convinced!!!!

Let's have a RT!

Actually BSR drew some mental pictures for me--he is quite creative in his deprvity. Therefore we have gotten our bald heads together and sketched out some plans. We have a date in mind, just not a time or location...yet. Yes, it includes a lot of flesh and the realization of several fantasies. The reviews from the Amp closing RT were deleted (presumably by accident), but it may be because it really was over the edge. Those in attendance will either be scarred for life, or will have memories of an all out orgy that will persist until dementia robs us of even those pleasures. Can we top that one?

Hint: Follow LL's lead and sample all the ladies at the RT.

Another resolution I think I can keep. I just hope we can hold out until the RT... Doubt it. Are we there yet?

Trusted ones can PM me or Bench for the date (late in the month) and let's put our bald heads together and make this a RT to remember.

LL

Lex -- that is fucking hilarious

 

[sc4bbedwing]

Went to 1333 and asked for Nana. "Nana on vacation. I have someone better. " Introduced to Susie. Perhaps 5-5'2", 100 or under, thin build; 28, best guess; perky, natural B twin peaks. Okay face that transformed to beautiful a few minutes later after a tender hug and my hormones went wild.

Her best feature is her youthful, fun, attitude. Like baboom, baboom, baboom, kittybangbang, super muscle control, as in one, two, three, squeeze, repeatedly. She was very sweet and very verbal. Twice proposed marriage. Even hummed wedding chimes. Says she arrived from NY two weeks ago, but I do not see where she has been mentioned on this forum yet.

Supra has the best massage rooms I have seen in D. C. A real surprise after climbing up four dingy floors. A touch of a high class bordello feeling. The warmed towel (from a UV towel warmer) after the deed was a nice amenity. Massage was weak; felt as though she was tired after a long day of work. Intend to repeat.

TS- 6
Face- 6-9, depending on your perspective
Body- 7
Peaks- 10
Massage- 4
Service- 10
Attitude- 10

 

[MRJS]

Was there the other day. Old MMS but the one who did the deed was much younger and nicer. Looks like late 20s or early 30s. Although she's petite and has a small rack, her attitude and service was great. I would repeat, but I don't go to that area often.

 

[Nuci]

Checked in where the olympic team used to hold their training camp, and was greeted by the effervescent mama-san ("It's been so LONG! I miss you! Blah blah blah in a language I don't think ANYone understood). Mama takes me into the room at the end of the hall, and after lots of hugging, apologizes for giving me a "big girl" last time...says this time will be better. Two girls on that day...one I'd seen (Cherry....Excellent), and one I hadn't (Michelle). I go with Michelle. GREAT choice! Longer-than-average TS, friendly chat, too. On to the room...body rub and relaxation (we're NOT a massage place, you know), then on to GREAT asian, enthusiastic french, flip for mish. As we're nearing the finish, and I'm pushing her off the table into the wall, she says "it's okay...don't stop!" and unleashes a torrent of the dirty talk. End result? Good times.

Looks: 8
Body: 8.5
Attitude: 10
Performance: 9

Enjoy, and stay safe. Oh, and FYI...Cherry has nearly the same marks.

 

[ezza1982]

Most of my posts are about defending these establishments, mamasans, and girls, but...

I have to say I am completely pissed right now and someone better call me out and tell me why I'm an asshole.

I call Dupont. "What time are you open until?" "4AM."

I leave immediately and arrive at Dupont at 2AM. I notice the door is closed so I call and say, "The door is closed. Can you open it for me?" The response is, "Oh, we closed honey, come back 10AM okay?"

Okay, so basically I just wasted my time driving to DC... Or did I? So I call Gold. No answer. Probably closed. 1818. No answer. Probaby closed. I call 14K. Mamasan tells me they are closing. Fair enough. I use my cell phone to search Google for some places to call.

Rio? No answer. Probably closed.

Royal? No answer. Probably closed.

M Spa? No answer. Probably closed.

Green Ct? Mamasan picks up. "Are you guys still open?" "Where are you?" "I'm in DC." "Okay, come now." "Okay, wait five to ten minutes, please!" "Okay, come now."

I drive around Thomas Circle lost as hell. Make another call, "Where are you located? I can't find you." "14th and L". "Okay, I'll be there in a few minutes."

Okay, so I circle around and make my way to 14th and L and see in the alleyway a building. I park and as I walk closer, yup, it's 1333.

I ring the doorbell. No answer. I call.

"Oh, we just closed!" "What? Are you serious?" "Yes come back tomorrow at 10AM."

WTF! Seriously, what the hell? If you're closed, tell me you're closed, don't tell me to come now and then when I get there tell me you just closed.

I have to say I am still pretty furious at Dupont and 1333 Green Ct. Dupont, maybe I can understand because maybe during the 30 minutes it took me to get to DC, they decided, "Let's close up."

But 1333 Green Ct, what kind of fucking excuse is there for that?

 

[Zeid]

Heard 2nd or 3rd hand that Dupont had some LE activity last Friday - just heard - so be alert.

 

[w j]

Hey boys,

Its getting a little too much press here. Lets try to keep this place open since I havnt been fortunate enough to partake yet.

PC out

 

[Kairi]

I don't want to dwell on this but when I first read GM's post I thought he could be telling the truth about what he heard.

The prankster in me imagined some nut-job walking in and claiming he was from Immigration hoping to get some kind of a rise out of the employees. I doubt many are up to speed on the name change from INS to CIS. Of course those of us who are dealing with these people (tedious) are well aware.

Ginger Man's been around since '04; I doubt he's trying to cause trouble. If he is though: Numbnuts, cut the shit.

 

[abcdefg]

which is the tall petitie bl?

 

[Ruby]

Hey,

Does anyone know if Sun VIP on 8th st se is still open. Probably haven't been there in like a year. I'm asking bc I've heard that someone old guy died inside and they closed.

Thanks

 

[abdolzo]

I also drew her, but I thought she was maybe early 40s. Decent body, below average face. Would not repeat.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2008 to March 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 8/2/08



Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(24)
====================
Nana - 3/31/08 - Superman06 (+)
Nana - 3/27/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Nana - 3/24/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Jae - 3/20/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Nana - 3/16/08 - Superman06 (+)
Jai - 3/12/08 - Hugh Jardon (+)
nana - 3/11/08 - Tipster2 (+)
Jai - 3/8/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
nana - 3/4/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Nana - 2/29/08 - Brdsttech (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Max #01 (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Nana - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Misha/Nana - 2/26/08 - Ginger Man (+/+)
Sue - 2/18/08 - Drunk Irish (+)
Misha - 2/17/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (?)
Candy - 2/17/08 - Big daddy Don (-)
??? - 2/6/08 - Bseeks (+)
Misha - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Coco - 1/19/08 - Relaxedinmd (-)
Coco - 1/17/08 - Bobby M (-)
Candy - 1/8/08 - Tofer (-)
Candy - 1/6/08 - Pcpc1688 (+)


1413 (14k, sky)(20)
====
Rose - 3/31/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Annie - 3/27/08 - Fuel Man (-)
Rose - 3/26/08 - Readerx (+)
Happy - 2/26/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 2/25/08 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Happy - 2/24/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 2/23/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Nana - 2/19/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Suzie - 2/17/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Nana - 2/16/08 - Max Beelyun (+)
Candy - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Nana - 2/8/08 - Readerx (+)
??? - 2/2/08 - DcDonkey (+)
Nana - 1/29/08 - Max Bellyun (+)
nana - 1/14/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Mac Jones (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Readerx (+)
Nana - 1/3/08 - Ginger man (+)


Supra (19)
=====
June - 3/23/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Penny - 3/17/08 - Ampfreq (?)
Penny - 3/11/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Penny - 3/9/08 - Big papa123 (+)
Suzie -3/8/08 - Gregsurbey012 (+)
Michelle - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Joy - 2/6/08 - Cigarguy (+)
Joy - 2/2/08 - Aeolus (+)
Joy - 2/1/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Cherry - 1/30/08 - Rusian Mong(zonMonk) (+)
Hana - 1/21/08 - Rejected Monke (-)
hana - 1/19/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Michelle - 1/19/08 - Eyebrow (+)
Michelle - 1/18/08 - Monger69 (+)
Yumi - 1/17/08 - Jammin 2 (+)
Joon/Mimi - 1/12/08 - Rejected Monke (+/-)
Umi - 1/10/08 - Pablo (+)
June - 1/7/08 - Marlo (+)
Mimi - 1/01/08 - Ampfreq (-)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
=========
Cherry - 2/23/08 - BigTigger (+)
Tina - 2/14/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Sushi - 2/3/08 - Solitaire One (+)
Mia - 1/25/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Vivi - 1/22/08 - Linkletter2420 (?)
Nari - 1/21/08 - Rejected MOnke (-)
Sugar - 1/20/08 - Its The Purple (+)
Bunny - 1/18/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Bunny - 1/12/08 - Laxman#2 (+)
Mia - 1/10/08 - Original Gster (+)
Nana - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


Rio (olympic) (15)
=============
Linda - 3/27/08 - friendly1 (+)
Lilly - 3/21/08 - Grae Traveller (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Triple E (+)
Nana - 3/4/08 - Dr Bombay (?)
Brianna - 2/29/08 - Trileptal (?)
Nana - 2/28/08 - Xsailor (+)
Bobi - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Nana - 2/26/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/22/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Paula - 2/18/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/10/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Bobbie - 1/23/08 - Nova Guy (+)
Bobby - 1/22/08 - Tjunkyard357 (?)
nana - 1/20/08 - Chaz (+)
Bobby - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


H&H
===
Alex - 3/19/08 - Triple E (+)
Amanda - 2/11/08 - TripleE (+)
Salomon - 2/4/08 - Grae Traveller (-)

Royal
=====
Yumi - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
??? - 1/2/08 - DcDonkey (-)

1829, 3rd floor (sun)
===============
??? - 3/19/08 - Ohio4413 (-)
Suzy - 2/16/08 - DickAllMIghty (?)

Therapy @ M street
==================
Kim - 2/4/08 - Rusian Mong (-)


1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
=========================
ICM is closed - 1/28/08 - Ortho313


Parkway Therapy
===============
??? - 3/27/08 - NukeyNuke (-)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Michelle - 1/30/08 - DickAllMighty (+)1333
??? - 1/6/08 - Dcplay (-)HJ only 1333

2024
====
? - new age looking? - 2/24/08 - Ken Eng


Outside the city
================
Angel therapy
-------------
Yoko - 3/15/08 - Bedrock 1975 (+)

Closed Locations
================
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Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[*w0wZ* [mALiSSa]

I wouldn't compare the current talent to dirt weed. Just commercial grade weed. Ha Ha

I just don't want to price myself out of the hobby. It's not like an amp is going to have different prices for different girls.

In reality, if guys want to spend a bundle they can get real GFEs from escorts. I have seen many a sweet collage girl escort but cannot afford them. If you want absolute primo and are willing to pay top dollar that is the route to go.

 

[BrokkenHarted]

I'm not a frequent hobbyist, but I've relied on the reviews here to figure out where to go and where not to go. The point of this forum is to share info, not to boast that you got some without providing any real details. If, and thats a big if, places get shut down because of reviews here, thats just the price to be paid. More places will open up to replace the closed ones because there is a true demand here. Quit your whining and go have some fun, then tell us all about it, preferably without being so cryptic that it isn't useful to anyone but yourself.

 

[estimator01]

All the ones I knew about have gone to pasture (green, orange, supra to name a few) and since I've discovered this board I'm trying to post about what I find before I try asking for hints. From the 'RTFF'ing I've done I believe that's how its done here.

 

[Pompal 09.]

LOL That's like saying,"Full service? Why would I pay a woman to pump my gas?"

I can't speak for this particular provider. But "private viewings" are typically a euphemism for a HJ provider.

Methinks it's not the previous poster who needs to get out more.