Massage Parlor Reports

[Trey]

Crystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.

Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.

XS

 

[sunshine_honey69]

Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...

By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.

 

[no one can compare]

I had a pretty good day today

Following some recreational activity, I decided to go to Neverland but diverted on the way. So happy that I did. I rediscoverd an old haunt (we'll call it Wonderland) and had the pleasure of meeting a LARS™ 10. Now those of you who are familiar with the System know what that means.

As always, I'll be happy to share with trusted DC vets.

SMWSLT

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[YourNightmaer37]

It was not all that long ago--the place was CPHC and Jai was the lady. True, there was no airmatress, but Jai was prettier. Otherwise very much the same

I miss CPHC.

 

[rentjunkie]

Not to impugn your intentions, Dom, but you really didn't provide any justification for your Top 3 DC-area AMPs. You simply listed three, gave brief desrcriptions (info that you might have been able to pull from posts on this forum), and left it at that.

As for me, I'd rather not lay out (so to speak) an analysis of our favorite AMPs for all the DC-area baconers to see. Let them do the intel work to determine which ones might be going beyond what they think is proper. I'm not going to help them narrow their focus. Just my 2½ Drachmas' worth.

 

[DOLL]

On the golden nails, I don't think so. Unless you tell me otherwise, it was Lisa at Golden Nails who gave the massages, and she isn't there anymore.

Last month or so, Paula introduced me to Cindy for the first time, and I left a lot happier, an hour later. Although, I didn't appreciate Paula getting on both our cases for hitting the hour mark, and beyond. It was one of many slow nights, and she wants to watch the clock. Probably an attitude she can get away with, but I didn't appreciate. Maybe this means I have to invest more time in my relationship with Paula, but that's hard to do, as she is pretty much all business, from what I can see.

 

[molloyboy3]

You guys in DC have it rough! I pieced together enough research to find one of the remaining MPs not far from the Bender Arena. Selina met me at the door. She is a 40yr-old Ethiopian and was probably a knockout in her youth. Today she is infirm in the front, and her face is framed severely with hair pulled straight back. However, from behind she was very attractive. She was also playful, and made an honest attempt at being sweet. She yanked my towel away after the shower and asserted a claim on my butt. She was chatty, but also kept using strange phrases like "at least you can make me laugh" which didn't fully carry the compliment I'm sure was intended.

Selina gave a 3-5 min massage before tickling my butt and telling me to flip. She did a super-quick massage of my genital area, rolled on a blue condom, and gave six tugs with her mouth before attempting to mount me. I was far from fully aroused and Selina made no real attempt to assist in that regard. I actually began to deflate and could not enter her. She said I should be on top. We repositioned and I stroked myself hard, but found this whole experience disappointing. I penetrated her, but was not having fun. I ended up telling her to just do a handjob, leaned back, and closed my eyes. A minute or so in she announced her hand was weak due to a recent injury. So I needed to do the handjob for her. Oh my, it was a poor MP experience!

$80 for the hour (I got maybe 25min) , and I gave $120 for "full" service. She mentioned she normally gets $150, but that we were good. While leaving I saw two ancient Asian ladies (owners?) a Latina woman in her late thirties that looked decent, and a middle-aged blond. I assume the last two were colleagues of Selina. I'll probably forget about FS for the rest of my visit, and try the NOVA or SOMD R / T options.

 

[Lord Darkclaw]

I think I started to get hard as soon as I read your post. Nice.

 

[Whoo!]

That's the M Spa, not the Health Spa. Some guy was trying to show me where the health spa was like 2 blocks away from Golds, but I was focused on Golds that night. He said Health Spa is $140 for everything instead of $180 at Golds.

And to Rejected Munky I think, I said I got lost and couldnt find Health spa.

Im looking at Google Maps, and it looks like its 1.4 miles away, called the "Olympic Health Spa"... But im not sure if that's the one or not?

 

[SASSYSNIPE]

Agree with Max. Michelle is my fave, had some GFE times with her, almost never the same thing twice. Downside is IHC is real hit or miss, and it seem like the place rotuinely gives less than an hour now. Didn't used to be that way.

 

[Kevin K]

Well at first glance that Mickey doesn't look too hot, but factor in the age, she's become a lot better looking for her age that is.

Stopped by the Sun after calling without getting an answer and it is closed for now. I'm just another person who can confirm this.

 

[annmic]

I found out about another review site and pretty much all the Sky girls are reviewed there. I just looked up Jenny's reviews and you are right her reviews look pretty bad. It's called TER you should check it out!

 

[RealDeal336]

Do not expect anyone to offer you any information unless and until YOU provide some on your own.

Where have you been? What have you done?

Before you can expect to take - you must give!

In the meantime - RTFF!

JJ

 

[brookie1977m]

Many times I have put the wallet in the bag, but too excited about the pretty gal and have left it in the room. The girls close the door to the room for the TS, and never had anything taken. One time at Mist I had to wait for a room, so they put me in a room with a bed, but there was a suitcase in there with all the ladies personal stuff. Turn around would be fair play, but the trust in this place goes both ways.

 

[hubby]

Okay so it seems all the best spot have either been shut down or just not opening for some reason. What is a monger to do now ?

 

[Asche]

Loop,

It was not my intention to be annoying. My sincere apologies to seniors of this board. I will limit my postings to credible intelligence.

n2

 

[Floss]

Meanwhile, you have city officials running around in taxpayer-leased top of the line SUVs, corruption everywhere, and this high morality. Give me a break.

 

[TruthTeller]

Was out driving last eve and 617K appeared to be gutted. A couple of weeks ago they had a sign saying that they were to be remodeled, but last night, the door was open and the entire interior appeared to be in the yard/lot out front.

 

[joliee]

Sign on door still says temporarily closed for renovations. Must be adding that foam roam and mosh pit I always dreamed about.

This too is a public service announcement. Keep walking. At least for now.

 

[ActionStaffords]

Went to 14 today and if you were there around 6ish-7ish, DAMN YOU for making me wait an hour and having to come back later. LOL j/k. I go in and MMS greets me and gets me a small bottle of water. I wait in room 2, undress and in comes Candy with another bottle of water. Pretty face, nice rack, not much of a booty and a lil "baby fat".

I get the age question again tell her I'm 23(my real age) and she laughs and says I look like a baby. (Either you guys are like all my Dad's age or I really do look young.) Anyways, she escorts me to shower and gives me a real long extended TS. I still smell like Ivory soap as I type this. After I'm all cleaned and dried up, I walk back to room 2. Massage is so-so but she does a real good job squeezing my legs. She's wearing some lingerie type skirt and no panties as she's on my back. =D

Candy undresses and rubs her tits and licks me all over. For the main event she started with a CBJ and we tried various positions. She noticed I was taking a long time to cum and told me I shouldn't masturbate so much especially before going to an AMP. She finished me off with a lotioned HJ. Candy wipes me with a hot towel and helps me get dressed up. We have some small talk and she hugs me and kisses me twice on the cheek as I was leaving.

Candy is a very sweet girl and a good provider. It was almost a GFE. She gave me some tips on my technique and was real patient with my noobiness. I would definetely repeat and recommend. She mentioned that her sisters say she rushes her customers but I didn't feel rushed at all. Candy sweet Candy!