Massage Parlor Reports

[babunirbaba]

I love reading this. Take $160 and nothing more and you will always get what you want.

She said room fee was $70 when I handed over $60. I told her that all I brought with me was $160 as I had expected to visit the place down the street, but it was closed.

 

[Megan !]

Doh! I stand corrected. I should have checked the int'l boards first before speaking. My info was from a S'porean girl I dated who blamed her wildness in bed on the restrictive atmosphere of her country. She told me how men would go across to Malay for action. Hah, who knows maybe she was a working girl herself and said this to throw me off. I must admit her CG and BBBJ were sueforum.xxx.

Btw Sun appears to be open as there wasn't a sign on the door but not very many cars around. I hate how the security guard across the street has a prime view of the parking. While it makes my car feel safer, I don't like the fact that she's watching me.

 

[powder junkie]

Ok. Maybe my previous post/comment was off color. Sorry for offending the hobby/ladies. I simply took it out of context and was wrong.

All right. To move to last night. Daylight savings time was really kicking my a$$ so I decided the yellow fever was in need of some attention. So I'm off into dreamland, like Alice but better. So I find myself down near 14th & K st. So I'm there and I meed a lady names Yumi. Sounds like you-me. Very nice package, body is kicking, pretty face. A little feisty too, which I like.

We're in the bath and I'm getting washed like a baby. Nothing left untouched. Water good and hot. Soap was ample. Back to the room, I get the massage from hell. Hard but I really didn't care. I was there to have some fun and get the full treatment. She walked, danced and stood on my back. Next I get the hard hands, all over. Moving right into the quick motion like kneading bread. Awesome. Bit I digress.

She vanishes and I get a chance to recover. She's back and next I have this heavenly body next to me. I do the flip-per thing and what do I see, a hottie working the little man. Cool. Nice and relaxing. So next I get the RCG. I live for things like this. The cans are giggling and man are they nice. Firm, round and full. The clam has a small beard but is sure looks good.

Ok, so new a missionary is knocking at the door, looking for a donation. Nothing doing, I'm too into something else. She's smiling and so am I. We actually joke a little and move to the next act. We decide to walk the dog, and it's great. So, the nut gets cracked and everyone is happy.

Standard cleanup, she's happy to simply be there. Hot towel, a nice big hug. I'm dressed and on my way. Just past an hour. Works for me.

Solid 8s across the board.

I would recommend her. Highly.

Home by midnight. With a Cheshire Cat grin.

Be safe out there.

Peace out.

Cabbie!

 

[chacoa]

Can anyone please confirm the accuracy of this guy's posts.

First he comes up with a ridiculously vague post about Gold being more expensive. Then he claims that it's $30 for 30 minutes. Then he claims he saw "Sugar", while the lineup seems to have been Susie, Bebe, and Mia.

And now he suddenly claims he got lost and doesn't know how to get to Gold.

I have my doubts, so please prove me wrong!

 

[Sunshine Smile]

I was really pushing the big head to get me some since we did not know what Florida held in store for me. I convinced him that even a half hour session would make the day so much better. I was right, as usual.

I really woke up when her clothes came off. OMFG, is that a perfect spinner body or what? WOWZA. BOIING! Shit like that makes the blood really rush to MY head.

LL tells me her eyes are beautiful when she looks up and I am filling that tiny little mouth. All I know is she knows how to use that tiny little mouth. No teeth, which is always a bonus.

As is his kink, LL softens them up with the tounge action, seems to make them want me more. Can't understand why a soft pink thingy that admittedly can work some magic on a clitoris would have anything to do with a pumped up rock hard stud; but it really matters not, it works for me.

Then the main event arrived and I was simply unprepared for what I met. Can we say TIGHT!!! This girl is a top 5! Let me reminisce the original list: First place goes to NOK, the girl from Midnight Bar in Bangkok, then the girl from the Nana Plaza, Next comes Cytrali, Yuki and Lorania in Nogales (in that order). Next in line is Jade in Roanoke. This girl neatly fit between Yuki and Lorania, in the Number five position for tightest pussy that Little LL has had the privilege to explore.

That's all I remember.

Little LL

 

[Kat W]

I don't think that is a valid solution. People will still be posting on other boards and leo will know from there. This is the internet. There are so many forums and places for intel to be found that it wouldn't be wise.

If you actually read PA's posts, you would have noticed the discretion he uses when posting.

I'm just pointing to it as a possible model for which to continue business in public forums. There are mongers everywhere, and this board is not the exclusive place in which to post, but it seems to be very central to the community. That is why I think it is better to setup standards of reviewing and hopefully disseminate a standard that can be followed elsewhere that is friendly to both us and the business.

Boards will not dissapear, we need to set an example and be the leaders.

 

[star_lite57]

Guys,

What a great job you did with this forum. Cheers to that.

Anyway I am at the JW Marriot in a pretty good spot on Pennsylvania and I was initialy looking for an outcall with a reliable and decent provider providing multiples for a competitive price. CL and BP didn't go to well and so many fakes around. I don't see I review I don't bite. If you can still point me to a good provider I appreciate it.

So thanks to this forum I found the 14K spot and I got interested. So I never been there and I have quick few questions. The place is next to a bar I understand so you have to go down the stairs somewhere?

What's the hottest girl there with best service? Do they allow multiples and if so how much extra $$. I really don't wanna set a bad trend for the locals so please advise about approach. I just need two cups of tee.

And what's the best time to go there? Mornings? Afternoons? When do they open and close?

Thanks bunch guys.

 

[Krishna]

We should start a separate thread on such misadventures! I had one a few years ago. I was in an Asian girl's place (not an AMP) and banging her hard doggie. Then my cell started ringing. Jeez. I managed to keep stroking until the call went to voice mail. And finally I finished.

And damned, if it wasn't my girlfriend calling!

 

[EnigMA]

Visited with her last week. Haven't seen quality like this in a while. Age 26 and looks the part, easily. Very into it too. Only negative is massage afterwards doesn't last long enough to complete the hour. Oh well.

 

[Lucy H]

Just want to thank the members of this board for all of the information. I am visiting the area and decided to go to Supra.

Saw Michelle last night. She is tall, perhaps 5'8", with a slender figure, small natural breasts. As reviewed, she is friendly and very accommodating. She said that she has been in town for 7 days and came from NYC. There was no massage, it was right down to business. She makes a lot of eye contact and sounds of delight (fake of course but still appreciated). Tried multiple positions and finished in miss with her legs over my shoulders- delightful! It was busy at Supra and the session was only 30 min. But it was still worth the visit.

 

[macho man]

Checked out Downtown now known as Vermont Therapy.

HJ only.

 

[Popple]

If you really NEED to unload your stresses several times over a couple hours, here is the answer!

Roger's GB!

Roger usually has two or more girls available to help relieve all your stress in a group environment.

The cost of admission into the facility is usually $80 and what you do once inside is entirely up to you! Almost anything goes! There are no additional charges for anything once you get inside.

Know that you will not be the only man present so if seeing your brothers is a problem perhaps you should pass this one by.

HOWEVER; I have been to a session and it was absolutely great and I encourage all of you to contact Roger and see about the next session! I was so relaxed after the session that I did not get stressed out again for over a week!

Sessions usually run for about 2 hours on Sunday or Wednesday. I do NOT have any more details to offer so do not ask me!

Phone or Text Roger, The Man himself at 301-252-9677 and he will tell you all there is to know.

Of course, after your session be sure to post your experience here. NOTE - the fee charged is for entrance to the facility only! Everything else once you enter is totally free to enjoy. Sit and watch or jump right in the middle of it all! Your choice!

Maybe I will see you there at the next session!

JJ

 

[sabrina p]

For starters, you're a noobie who calls me Box Springs Squeak - unless LL told you to, but he didn't.

You're entitled to your opinion to be sure, but that doesn't mean you're right.
As for preaching, it comes naturally - as for patronizing you, as far as I am aware, I've never given you so much as a dollar. Ohhhh, you meant the other way.... um, about that... I'm afraid the answer is no.

Good solid reviewing and respect for other members and people; these are the ways to get me off your back.

Benchseats Rock

 

[liverpool lou]

I had something like that happen to me once in a DC AMP some time ago. On the way out I mentioned it to the Manager and she told me to come back the next day for a free special.

I returned the next day and had one of the best ever sessions at any spa - FOR FREE!

So, TELL THE MANAGER and you will probably get something good to make up for the bad.

JJ

 

[MSB]

A John,

Thanks and I had you in mind too in my last post as one of the decent guys!

And you are too right about choices. Hopefully we learn from our mistakes and bad choices and become better human beings. What if the only thing we take out of this world when we die is our character? Kind of makes it worth developing a good one. It may be that in pursuing this hobby we are all damned. Or it may be that we are just exercising our God-given sexuality in a way different from others.

But I do think that no matter how depraved any of us are, sex is somehow related to love and kindness and generosity are part of love. It's like any of the other little vices to which human kind is subject. If you can't afford to gamble you should not gamble. If you can't afford to monger properly, don't monger. Otherwise you are just a fool who can't control his impulses and behavior.


LexLuther

 

[The Rikstir XIV]

I was on my way out of DC and stopped by RIO the Parking attendant told me Rio was closed because the Police had stopped by.

Be safe!

Fernand0

 

[cannot_remember_chit]

And since we're following this trend..

The Best Buy girl wouldn't let me return a DVD and only offered to exchange it. So I jizzed on her face.

The bartender refused to serve me anymore alcohol. So I jizzed on her face. (Or set him on fire - those who read the newspapers know this is a true story that happened in DC this past month.)

The McDonalds cashier said they weren't serving apple pies anymore late at night. So I jizzed on her face.

The movie theater attendant told me there were no more tickets available. So I jizzed on her face.

The pizza delivery woman took 40 minutes to deliver my pizza. So I jizzed on her face.

Yes, if only life was so easy....

 

[ladystang]

It seems that we both had luck with this lady lately. Late Sunday night, I saw this gem. She provided an excellent massagi and agree with your review.

Only things I would add are:
1. She's a bit older than the typical fare but has the enthusiasm of a spring fling.
2. She will win no awards for acting anytime soon...but she sure tried her best.
3. Some of her enthusiasm left me, well, bruised and beaten feeling...some of you may find this appealing, me - not so much.

A brief note too on traffic flow. Late, late on a Sunday night, every room occupied, and bell ringing every 10 minutes. As I was walking out, someone pushed the buzzer. I have to duck behind the screen. Then, as I walk out the door, I almost run straight into the next buzzer ringer.

Is everywhere THIS busy?

 

[Claire M]

Great reviews LL & Cabby. Sounds like I've got a couple stops to make...away from the sunlight...

 

[factxry]

Mr Henry,
Yes, we can; come to think of it, we already have! Read just a few fucking pages of this forum and you will find a link to all the currently open AMPs. I am told there are strip clubs in town too, but that reading is on the general board and not quite as concise. I'm too lazy to type it in again.

Wash-Nice. We needed a review on that venue. Thanks!

LL