Massage Parlor Reports

[stargirl]

Please see post above, sorry for the double posting.

 

[ITS A GIRL]

LOL! This guy is so funny and witty, as always.

 

[Jane]

Went to the market to get some citrus. Saw NaNa. Don't know if she's the same Nana that everyone else is talking about (she might have changed locations), but she's definitely selling a good pair of oranges. And a nice stand to go with it. The massage was similar to previous reviews, and the performance is great. Didn't like her face, but when the lights were dimmed for the event, it didn't matter.

Face - 6
Attitude - 8
Massage - 6
Performance - 8
Repeat - maybe

 

[wizebloke]

You all may shoot me, but I broke down and started paying the $70 entry fee. I also tip like Ginger Man on top of that. I have found the quality is going up and the service has been amazing at a particular venue that will go unnamed. I hardly ever stick with one girl, but found a favorite spinner-and I mean spinner, that was amazing.

Sadly, she is gone, but with the extra tip and paying the base, the service was much better overall. Also, finding that I think others are doing the same as the quality is going up (meaning the average age bracket is going down).

If this is the case, then an extra $10 is no big deal. If I want cheap, I have other alternatives to dollar cost average the price of the hobby down.

DI

 

[So tel C to Pro]

The other day I made a visit south of the border. I was warmly greeted by Paula, the big sister. She remembered I was a regular who hasn't been there for some time (for financial reasons). She must have instructed Nana to pull out all the stops as I had an incredible time. We began with a vigorous t/s, special attention to the back regions. Nana is short, cute with plenty o' chest with eraser nipples which spilled out of her bra. The t/s took some time as I had to sample those nipples from time to time. The massage was very soft, but surprisingly professional. English was limited to "Nana this, Nan that" but I wasn't complaining. There was the a/r as I hoped there would be and she played with the equipment until I was ready to shoot. I held off for a little BBBJ. She slipped the cover on. I was so ready I only got a few strokes in before the dam burst. I have never lost it that fast before in my life. She felt like a silk glove. After a hot towel and a cold soda, I was good to go. On my way out, Paula made sure everything was to my satisfaction and got my promise of a return visit. I've never had a bad time here. I find if you treat the ladies with respect, you reap the benefits.

 

[wilsonrocket]

From Florida? That review sounds more like Vermont! ;-) lol! Great review.

 

[Passion (is NOT sick)]

Maybe this will reduce the questions from some of the newbies! Here is what may be found in today's Post:

Name Address Phone
Chantilly Therapy 4429 LaFayette Center Dr #1775, Chantilly, VA 703-817-0770

Bay Theapy 7361 McHorter Pl #312, Annandale, VA 703-750-0555

Aroma Therapy 22648 Glenn Dr #101, Sterling, VA 703-707-0036

Swan Spa 5146 Leesburg Pike, 2nd Floor, Alexandria, VA 703-575-9666

G Accupressure 112 Elden St Suite G, Herndon, VA 703-435-9555

Jasmine Therapy 1815 M St NW, Washington, DC 202-223-2334

Bodywork Treatment 10955 Lute Ct, Manassas, VA 703-330-7757

RIO Spa 1936 9th St NW, Washington, DC 202-518-7690

Young's Spa 1880 Howard Ave #202, Vienna, VA 703-506-0303

Lotus Spa 9512-C Lee Highway, Fairfax, VA 703-383-0555

Parkway Therapy 5505 Landover Rd, Hyattsville, MD 301-919-1212

NEWBIE - Visit any one or more of these and review your results back here.

JJ

 

[Dali M]

So rio is done for good? or will the y open up soemthing new to replace it?

 

[cbau]

My first time at H&H. I like the offbeat vibe of the place, birdcage in front, frumpy furnishings, old woman in charge who said,"We have an unannounced guest." I was introduced to Linda, a Latina, and a Caucasian woman (the Ethiopian attendant had left for the day). I chose Linda, who I found quite attractive. Dark hair and eyes, pretty face, in her 30s, nice bee cups. Since it was our first meeting she was a bit reticent, which led to a lukewarm session. She started the shower and then left to change into a dress. I had to wait a bit before she returned to start the massage. She used unscented oils, a light touch, slow pace. The best part was when she massaged my feet. She applied more pressure there. Overall the massage was uninspired. Standard NOVA on the flip, then a heated towel, and another trip to the shower.

I'll visit earlier next time and will try the attendant Whahooboy94 describes in his post.

 

[i ? hershey ?????]

I have only done in/out calls in Toronto. Outcalls tends to be a little more $ but the EE can't be beat. The incall Asian places are very good too. They are typically apartments - not spas. But will shower with you. Can't wait to go back!

 

[awbball4]

Why are we so entrenched in these silly personal attacks and useless arguments? Why does anyone know or care what the 1972 in someone's handle means?

Let's just lighten up a little, OK?

If you don't like a post then just ignore it and do not feed the trolls. Or do not be a troll - whatever fits.

JJ

 

[gultin]

Not in DC, although Asian women keep well. Hot bodies, ugly faces; that is what doggie is for.

BTW-Just got back from Manhattan. $200 got me a queen size bed and a 19yo, 4'11" 85lb spinner. I had to ask her if either her, or her twin sister, had ever worked DC. Remember Tinkerbell?

Up there, most of the spas that offer F/S are networked by referrals and there is a two call system used. They give known clients a different number. And NO, if you have not been there before, you need to be escorted by a known client. It's how it works. Scorp may choose to escort you. Or not.

Sorry this "review" is on the wrong board, but it fit the topic. The situation in NYC is probably worse (for AMPS) than DC. That is why the F/S places are going "upscale" with nicer facilities that mimic an apartment. I think that may have something to do with plausible deniability? The place looks like an apartment shared by three girls and an old lady. The girls have a lot of boyfriends.

To that end, there is no TS, just a bathroom shower, but an nicer bed and a hotter doll-baby! BTW - Three therapists, all with proper qualifications. I took the spinner and Scoprio took a drop dead gorgeous 9.85678 on a scale of 10. What can I say, I'll never be lonely in the big apple again, and I think he enjoyed her...

I think, and almost hope, that is what the AMPs will do in DC. Survival of their businesses requires tighter security. It may pay to become a known senior member on this board. That network will be important as security is increased.

Bottom line; I spent $40 more than a DC spa. Every city has it's price, and the talent is outstanding. It's your $40, but don't whine when the hotties head back to Long Island.

OTOH; there was the crack ho I met in NJ...
$20BJ $40Sex $60Anal You figure that one out...

LoveLOS

 

[The INFORMER]

Ethan Weisinge,

I suggest that you RTFF, because all the info you requested is just a click away!

-DJ

 

[BettaFan]

I'm afraid to stick my big head out on this forum again, so I'll keep my little head busy at my ATF AMP.

PS all you bleeding heart liberals can find plenity of kids to support at local adoption agencies. One of their special needs kids will surely have some of your DNA.

 

[midnyghtcloud]

Bseeks

Did you happen to notice a doll-baby black spinner by the name of Crystal at Archies when you visited? She works as a dancer and wait staff occasionally. Can't wait to get back to DC.
Thanks

DN

 

[Intan S.]

http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm

I presume the measurement is centimeters and NOT millimeters, right? :^)

 

[Keegan W]

My review was on the 3rd floor spa. I've never tried the 2nd floor. The only other DC AMP experience I've had was at Jasmine Spa, which is on the same block. My experience at Jasmine was great, but a little pricier (I was too new at the time to know any better).

 

[Serghey]

No chance that Nana is 25...

 

[Dotty]

Coming up for the first week of Feb. Last Feb I visited a spot just down the street (M?) from my Renaissance M Street hotel. It was beside a shady looking strip club and up a flight or two of steps. Tons of snow on ground so there wasn't much option around there. Provider was awesome but was leaving a couple weeks later to new York. Looks like from reading the boards here that this area around Dupont might have more options now. I see the names of many of these places but not sure if in the Dupont area or not. Can any of you guys let me know which ones are around there?

 

[smiley]

Gentlemen:

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We pay what the AMPs charge and for now that is what it has been for a while. I don't think that if we unilaterally offer to pay more that the overall quality of the girls will improve. Going to the AMPs has always been a hit and miss proposition. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose...even with the same girl. Classic case of YMMV.

Peace and love,

Lax