I was in TJ yesterday during the day

[Donkey]

The cum swabbers are just part of the cost of doing business. Tip them a dollar on your way into the room, then they don't knock.

This is no different than getting your garbage collected in NYC. The Mafia gets a cut.

 

[Tasha]

I'm with team TheBadGuy on this one. I think is fair to insult them if they're getting involved in this double team(scam) against you. I'm not advocating for violence but these idiots are getting off easy with an insult. You just know one day a big boy is going to come along if he hasn't already and going to let these kind of guys have it. Personally I think these guys are cowards because they think they have home field advaneforum.xxxe. They think you're going to cough up the money and nothing is going to happen to them. Is pretty funny that in La Vida there's war. Is mongers vs everyone else.

P.S. my Professor taught me that respect is earned not given just like that.

 

[moosaidthebrit]

Those janitors forfeited their respect if they take tip to rip people off.... I have never tipped them and I never will.... I am not an ugly american.... I just know I am the one with "greens" in my pocket.... the more they try to rip me off, the less I pay them.... so far, my methods have worked....

I am simply helping people not to get ripped off....

Sampson: you are on a different team when it comes to this subject.... you admitted yourself that you get a cut from the chicas pay....

 

[Evan Blows Bubbles]

Of course everyone deserves to be respected. You also need to know that the chicas tip these guys to knock early to cut your time. Don't be an ugly American in Tijuana or anywhere else for that matter.

 

[CARLY MCKENZY (MATHS)]

In my second job, I am a janitor for THE world's best health care system. I don't think I'm not worth shit.

 

[KathyC]

Gents: here is a general rule of thumb. Never go with an American Street WALKER.... the fact that they are walkers tells me that they don't have a health card and is most likely not clean.... those ones, I won't do for free..... also, they are know to not stick to their end of the bargin. There's an American street walker that's been hanging out by the taco shop outside of Chicago for years now... I had her when she was first deported (she is Mexican American speaks fluently English). Poor experience.... she is still there after all these years and still pretending to be a tourist and hussel people with ridiculus deals....

As far as getting pushed around by Chicas and janitors.... you need to stand up for not only yourself, but also everyone one of us foreign mongers. Remeber this: you are the one with money in your pocket, so you get to call the shots. And don't get intimitated by the janitors, they are janitors for a reason; they aren't worth shit..... Once, I pay for half an hour and he started knocking after 15 and continue doing so every minute until we were done in 30 minutes.... when I get out he stood in front of me demanding for another 5 bucks and a tip.... I looked him in the eyes and said "I am leaving and you better get the fuck out of my way".... he stepped away while looking at his shoes.... next week, when I walk in the room, I pointed to the guy and said "you better stay the fuck away", and he didn't knock and we were there for 45 minutes....

The chicas too.... you need to know that you are the one with the choices, not them.....

 

[Cato]

Tatas4me, you're right about sticking with the devil that we know.... For all we know, she might want to get a room so she can have a free place to sleep and then Paco comes along and you're robbed......

Damn, but for $40, multiple pops, deep throat, ball sucking, maybe even tossing the salad? I would have to strongly consider it. If she looks decent and clean, I will try it out. I know that with a overnight room, it would be like 40 +30 so 70 total in damage, but what the hell.....

I will try her out. I am going Veteran's Day weekend so I will TOFTT and let you all know. If you don't hear from me, then you know I was murdered by her and her associates...

BTW, any mongers know where I can get my salad tossed? Anyone in TJ specialize that? (I only want a woman to toss the salad, no gays or dogs thank you very much)

 

[Noni J]

As always, you're 100% right GQ. I look for the classier chica and fool myself into thinking she's a proper lady and not a whore in TJ out to get my hard earned $$ and that's how often times they get the best of me instead of the other way around.

Krappee, my man, I did not get her name or #. She seemed more like a stranded turist or possibly a druggie. She quoted me $40 for an hour and she said she's deep throat, suck balls, multiple pops, the works. But she did say we'd need to get a room for the night so it just raised all kinds of red flags. To me it just sounded dangerous. I'd rather stick with the devil I know than to try out the devil I don't know.

If you wanna TOFTT then she was hanging out in the south corner on the same street AB and HK are at. Not the alley.

Good luck and be safe.

 

[Scooch]

I would've ended the whole thing with the AB chica after she cooperated with the idiot clerk. That's very disrespectful. It's your money and the idiot gives it to her. I think that a good chica would not have touched your money and would've told the clerk it's your money. And the nerve of the stupid chica to buy something with your money.

I also don't think she was praising you about your big dick. She's a bitch with a dirty mouth. I would ask you what her name is but is pretty easy to spot these chicas. They're usually large and in charge and can't help but have a dirty mouth. You see them and you know god touched them and told them "you are going to be a whore." I usually avoid them.

Man you need to say NO! Like you mean it. She didn't take advaneforum.xxxe of you. You gave in. If you say no you wouldn't have paid for the drink and the idiot would've taken it back. Next time you're coming out of the room pretend a quarmassageplanet.netack is giving you the ball and say "cumboys get out of my way or I'm running you over." I don't mean to beat you up. I just think these bad experiences can be avoided. We need to stick together.

 

[Kelley E]

Tatas, again, great report. Damn, I am glad you had a good time but damn, the bitch took advaneforum.xxxe of you. Interesting you were propositioned by a white girl with all the extras. Hmm... I guess your spidey senses went off and you got a bad vibe. How much did she quote you for? Deep throat, ball sucking, and anal for an hour? I assume multiple pops.

Did you get her name and exactly where she hangs out? I will take one for the team and try her out. I love TJ! My next trip will be 11-11 or 11-12!

 

[You Fat Bastard]

Thanks Krappee,

I cut my report short on account of technical difficulties but I'm back on now. I personally like the $20 lap dances because I get to, "try before I buy". I don't just take any so so girl up there either. I take the hottest girl I see even If I have to wait two hours till she's free. I'm not so sure the lap dances compare to the ones in Cali because for instance, at Sahara in Anaheim I'm lucky to get just one song for $15 and it is usually a bikini lap dance and you can't touch shit. Compare that to HK and you get 3 songs for $20 and you get to suck on tits, grab and diddle the kitty, she grinds on your Jr, etc. The biggest incentive for me is also that I get to see her personality and I'm able to see if a session with her will be fun or not. Besides, how many times you saw a smoking hot chika then when you get her up in the room she undresses and she's got half a Kleenex box stuffed in her bra to make her tits look bigger? Another turn off for me which I avoid with my, "try before you buy" is that I dislike big dark nipples. When I see she's got nice kitty like pink nipples then it's a score!

Ok, here's what I left out on my last post. So I find this smoking hot girl at AB and she hits me up for a drink which I decline but instead I make small talk with her right there at the bar. We shared some laughs for like 10 minutes with out spending a dime. She seemed like a really classy and elegant lady so I decided to take her upstairs. She saw the look in my eyes when she quoted me $70 so she said she could come down but instead I told her $70 was fine but I want her to perform like a pornstar and I was very detailed about how I wanted to cum and all. She agreed so off we went.

My first mistake was started when I was paying for the room. I handed the clerk a $100 bill and he gave her the change and before I could retrieve it she bough 2 extra towels at $2 each. I did not say anything but thought that was a rip off since I usually rinse off when done but don't use their cum soaked burlap towels. Next, while inside and I'm taking a piss she does the same but in a small trashcan!!! WTF? Awkward to say the least. She gives me a gentle massage to relax me then we fuck just the way I wanted but when I shot my load she started to laugh and say shit like, "Ay Puta verga que tanta leche te salio cabron!! No mames guey!! Que vergota me metiste!!". Total 180 from what she was downstairs.

Then it started downhill for me. Right after I came and was somewhat still in a daze she said how hot it was and how a beer would be nice. I just smiled then suddenly she opens the door and yell for a, "Chile". WTF? Then in less than 10 seconds a guy brings her a beer and quickly leaves. As I'm getting dressed she asks for a tip and I thought well she did perform like I asked so what the heck, I'll give her $5. bucks. As I hand her the 5 she starts to complain that I'm a cheapskate and she should get at least a $10 and she just wouldn't let off. Without using my reason I handed her a $10 and thought oh shit now I cant afford tacos outside. Then as we make our way out a dumb fuck is standing just outside the door with his hand out asking for $14 for the beer plus $5 for the room cleaning. I told him, "no mames guey," but he said I ordered two beers. I got pissed and told the girl to explain to him it was just one beer and she ordered it not me!! I wound up paying him $7 plus $1 for the room cleaning and though oh crap, now I barely have gas money to get back home. I recall the only time I refused to pay the $1 cleaning fee the son of a bitch chased me for a block!.

I went back to my car which I always park just around the block and tapped on to my emergency stash and did get my tacos at the remodeled taco joint in the corner and I enjoyed the sights and sounds of the zona.

BTW, there was some decent looking white girl on the south corner propositioning me to go fuck in a room for an hour. She was very aggressive in her sales saying she'd deep throat and suck balls and do anal but it just sounded like an adventure that could go bad so I declined. I was funny to see this one street walker, decent looking 30 yr old walking on the main drag with a super low cut dress and no panties at all. Cops were not harassing her one bit.

Stay safe out there!

Smoke bomb!

 

[Lizzi]

Tatas4me, good trip report. I assume your trip was on a weekday, Wednesday. I am surprised that the ladies were not willing to bargain since it's not a weekend and also b/c it's the end of the month.

I have been suckered once to try out a $20 lap dance. I thought it was a complete waste of money. It was basically a lap dance that I would expect from the Cali strip clubs. Did you get any extra services out of your lap dance? For spending $20, I would rather just bang a street girl for a wham bam thank you ma'am type of service.

 

[hobo]

I was there yesterday in the early afternoon and this is how it went down.

I peeked inside Chubbelas and sure enough, nothing but overweight fuglys. I hung out at Adelitas but judging by what I saw that early it should have been called Abuelitas. I went to HK and Bingo! the place was jumping with 50+ girls 0f all sizes and shapes. There were maybe just a handful of 9's but they were all sitting own with dudes. I love getting the private dances upstairs but the girl has to be at least a nine. BTW, the dances are $21 now. Finally this babe from Culiacan finally gets free and up she goes followed by another petite little thing from Sonora. Two hour later I stroll to the alley and surprisingly there were two 8"s (maybe) that looked promising but when I started negotiating it all came back to me. They were all a la carte. $20 extra for bj, 10 extra to be totally nude, $20 extra for more positions. Fuck that, I thought to myself. I'll end up spending the same at AB. So I go back to AB and there was this smoking hot chica from Toluca that just stood out like a flower in a scrap yard. Her name was Asbella or some shit like that. The music was just too loud and I asked her 3X but that's the best I could make out. She quoted me $70 and said we could negotiate but instead of asking her to lower her price I asked for my favorite which is to get sucked in between positions and finish off in her mouth to which she agreed and off we went.

Upstairs she was really nice. We started with CBJ then mish, then more CBJ, then doggy, then more CBJ then CG the POp.

I will elaborate more later, my battery in my pc is about to die!!!!!

 

[Izzah Nadzirah]

Yeah Barabus, that was me sitting with her! She gave me a rim job and I gave her a Bukake bath...heh heh heh

 

[Josie]

and no restrooms once you get in that long line on the Tijuana side. I always remember to keep a quarter in my pocket for the restroom at McDonalds.

 

[Baby Blue]

Good trip report. Damn, you arrive at noon and leave at 2:45 pm? Not much time to monger. Plus 8 beers and 2 shots of tequila? I am glad nothing happened to you. The long ass border lines are exactly the reason why I thinking of trying out the Otay Border closing...

 

[Big]

was in San Diego early in the morning and the gravitational pull of TJ sucked me in again. walked over the new bridge, crossed in, and walked to the zone before noon.

2 big fat pastor tacos from the guy on the south side of the block. $1 each. one of the few vendors open that early. could barely finish the second one. awesome.

this guy Ive seen in the area for years is now working infront of chubbelas. always has a different job. shining shoes, taco helper, begger, looking healthy today. chat for a bit and go in for the 2 beers for $4 special. A few decent girls working, but not ready to pick yet.

Chicago not even open yet, Adellitas had a few dozen chicas working, but none my flavor. Quite a few race horse types with big ass and tits. Very polite when I rejected them I noticed. finish my beer and move.

HK again looking like the champ spot. Tons of chicks, all flavors, even at 1pm. Expensive beers and expensive prices. Always happens that the one girl Im in love with is sitting with an old fat guy and getting drinks. Doll face and nice medium/small body.. Im not waiting for sloppy seconds.

Get a few more cheap beers at chubbelas, enter at the street door so the guy I know will get commission. after beer 5 and 6 I think Im ready to go eforum.xxx a girl from the bargain bin outside in the alley...

nothing special in the bargain bin at all. I saw several cases of nice asses and hair and HORRENDOUS Butterfaces... thought I was drunk enough for a cute one standing close to Delicious, but when I got close, she had that "inch of caked on make-up over acne" look going on. Not so hot in the day light.

Go back to Chubbelas yet again, empty handed, bc my friend is waiting for me and has to leave, but when I get there, he's upstairs. Fuck it, here comes beer 7 and 8... And here comes a cute prom queen with one of those beauty peagent sashes... and here comes a lady drink, a pair of tequila shots, and "well I guess we're going upstairs"

I guess these prom queens think they are extra hot and dont normally go up, or charge more. This one had the nerve to ask for OCHENTA. Ouch! Cincuenta?... she holds up seven fingers. Ouch!... Sixty? Ok.

The room is $15 wtf?!

...25y/o cute face, brown hair/brown skin, medium body. Didnt remeber the name bc I didnt really care. Body was even nicer naked. Round tits and ass, nice perfect semetrical (|) pussy, no bologna pieces hanging out. I even complimented her that she had pretty vag..... anyway, a weak attempt at a 5 second cbj, warm tight pussy but not into it at all. Told me to put her down when I started fucking her standing up. Pretty girl, not mean or a bitch, but just not a trooper.

In a rush now around 2:45pm and the pedestrian line at the border was awful, took a few hours. They are seperating people without passports now. My friend forgot his and I thought "o shit, they are going to teach him a lesson and keep him a few more hrs"... but that line was actually way shorter to get through- go figure.