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Indeed :hmm: I may of had a wee giggle though.

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my...

Bad start to a morning.......... On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, 'I am not happy' I said...

:lol: Lmfao, I didn't see that coming tbh.

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Hey, everybody. I'll make this one short and to the point. I haven't had a rub down in weeks and was aching for one. Having seen Raine and Shu shu exclusively for the past year, I decided to venture out and try new providers. So, having read generally favourable reviews of Carribean Lucy, I...

Quote from "changing lanes movie". Does that give a person the right to be a prick and a thief but hey as long as "I am nice guy once in a while it is ok"? I have and had to deal with assholes like him. Have you?. You have your story?.

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the...

What do you do when someone cuts you off or tailgates you?. I just avoid it because you never know how most would react. It's tough out there will all the mad people. You?. http://www.torontosun.com/2011/07/18/bad-driving-habits-on-the-rise-poll

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has anyone seen her?

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Yep I'm back!!! Told ya you couldn't keep me away. I actually got back at 1:30 this morning mpter my lovely second 12 hour drive in a week. Boy am I a tired little arbie :!: But there is work to be done *sigh*. So, it's back on the putor (yep I remembered how to type mpterall lol) and...

When it comes to the chat room do I have bad timing. i.e 3:00P.M. or 4:00 A.M. when I go on there a thoes times on a week day there seems to be no ne there. That or my computers rooted. Yours Colin The Hun :evil:

Decided to check out Surrey, as I don’t get to go out that way much. First went to Famous, but too many damn people out in a sunny evening! Didn’t feel like running into someone I might know, or having gawkers stare at me coming and going. It’s just a lousy location. So I drove down to...

Hey everyone. May as well introduce myself since this is my first post here :) My name's Michael and I'm 21 Reviewom the Gold Coast. There should be more sites like this one online, much respect goes to everyone involved in running it. I first started visiting girls about a year ago mpter...

A friend recently told me that she had a bad massage from a therapist at a health shop she works at. I was interested to know what made it bad for her. She said too much oil, too light pressure, no focus on any areas, no questions about where she might like focus. Also that although the...