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Today's pj : What did the muscle on one biscep say to the muscle on the 2nd biscep??????? thnk.......................... socho.................. k here its wat u were waiting for muscle ke rakh dunga shanapatti mat kar!!!! lol i no its a PJ but.........:P

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his...

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Mr.Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"...

Doctor : Congratulations Mrs Anushka. Good News for you. :D Anushka : Mrs? I'm miss Anushka. :@ Doctor : :ashamed: Errrr, Miss Anushka, Bad News for you.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You`re in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad...

!!!!... MAN WITHOUT BAD HABITS ...!!!! Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone...

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news." Dan said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

>*Deer Santa, ** >> > I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud >>boy all >> > yeer. >>Yer Friend, >>Billy * >> > >> > * Dear Billy, ** >> > Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. >>How about >> >I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell...

The following is seen in a Florida newspaper: Ever had a day like this? See our joke gallery. We've got free, funny, good, clean jokes. We'll even say they are the best, funniest, hilarious jokes. A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the...

went down after some drink HH since still early decide to visit (first time there) massage at 3rd floor near...offer to massage by a singapore 30+..skinny.tall, big mouth..opt for $35 massage think was 45min type but knn her massage was like normal, and finish in less than 30min the whole...

What do you call a dog with no legs?Anything but it wont come to you What do you call a deer without any eyes? No eye deer. Did you hear about the dyslexic christian holyman? He belived there was a great dog in the sky

There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, hoping to overcome his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned...

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The next day she came back as...

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes...

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my Company has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply...

Went there just now at around 11+, was given a ugly milf . Massage was bad and service was bad too. Super waste of money. Keep insisting me to go for hj and pay her tips ! WTF Looks : 2/10 Body : 2/10 Service : 3/10 Massage : 4/10 Hj : 2/10 ( Rushing for time like that ! :mad: ) Damage...

I liked the catholic one twas very funny.... :lol:

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke...

I guess we al would have done the same?????? http://www.kval.com/news/health/128851813.html