"Yo mama" Jokes.

[~Dumb Blonde~]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

God said "Let there be light", Chuck norris said "Say Please"

Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down until they confess.

 

[Future Vet]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

he he this one cracks me up
yo mama sooo old her breast milk is powder lmao k: there are loads of good ones out there

 

[Lauryn]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Your mamas aim is so bad she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Your mama is so dumb she got locked in a butcher store and starved to death lmao

 

[Snarky Condescendo]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

your moma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

[baymast13]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips.

Yo momma so fat, she's the car, the hoe, the street, the pimp, AND the corner.

Yo momma so dumb, she planted cheerios thinking doughnuts would grow.

 

[Jeff Lewis]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

here i got a few of them i remember from elementary school :

yo mama is so dumb....she sold her car for gas money

yo mama is so dumb...when she bought a doughnut...she took it back because there was a hole in it.

yo mama is so poor....when i walked through her house...i walked through the back door.

i saw yo mama kickin a can...and i asked her why you kickin a can??...she said im movin'

yo mama so ugly...they had to tie a steak around her face just so the dog would play with her.

yo mama is so fat...when she went for a swim in the ocean...everyone started yelling free willy returns.

 

[pugswifey]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Yo momma so poor when someone said "food sample!" she said, "no, its lunch." xDDD

yo mommas teeth so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down lmao


yo momma's so old she sat behind jesus in da third grade


yo mommas so fat her nickname's DAYYYUUUMM LMFAO

yo momma's so stupid, when she got stuck in a matress store, she slept on da floor


yo mommas so fat, everytime she turns around, a year has passed by

yo mommas so stupid she returned her donut b/c it had a hole

 

[Boba Fett]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Dude, you don't ask for reputation, you get given it for good jokes, so now you probably know why you didn't get any.


- Your mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving house"
- Your mum is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone wire.
- Your mum is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car (lol)
- Your mum is so fat she has her own area code.
- Your mum is so fat her school photo was an aerial shot :

 

[Cally]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

yo mam is so fat when she put on a yellow dress people run after her screaming taxi taxi i like that joke the most

 

[akehkuchiufiebeto]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

I like this one. Yo momma is such a fat ass when she walked infront of my televison I missed the whole season of "Making The Band."

 

[Entei]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

yo moma so fat she stood on a mountain and made a volcano

 

[Gmoney1000]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Oh I like: Your momma's so fat that when she sits around the house ... she literally sits AROUND the house.

 

[the voice within]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Yo mama jokes are so 2003 . . . but they still kick the **** out of me

ROFLMAO!

 

[CALL ME!!]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

LMFAO thanks...............

 

[greendaylover7]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

lol reps bak, by da way..nice picture xD

 

[LouisYA]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG I'm givng you reps!



Edit: I found alot of them:


1) Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

2) Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

3) Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

4) Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized :lmao:

5) Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

6) Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

7) Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

8) Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock

9) Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Omg I'll add mroe later but omg LMFAO!

 

[Jonny Mick]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

haha, my fav. is yo momma is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, "who threw dat rock?" xD and and yo momma so tall, when she did a backflip, she hit gods chin lmao

 

[rgfribpt]

"Yo mama" Jokes.

Ok, I have no idea if there is a topic already about this in here, but I did not see one on the first page, so if there is one, I'll just revive it.

Please note: If you find these jokes offensive, please do not continue in reading the Members posts.

Major Note: These are only jokes, so these Jokes aren't dedicated to ANYONE. If there is a joke that has been dedicated to someone, I will be asking a Forum Moderator to remove your post.


Have fun and don't take anything personally.

I'll start off with a few of my favourites.



1) Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

2) Yo mama is so fat, you'd have to take a train and 2 buses jsut to get on her good side.

3) Yo mama is so fat, she uses a Mattress as a Maxi Pad, King size, psst, thats how they invented water beds. :lmao:

4) Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry. (old one)

5) Yo mama is so fat, ever time someone's beeper went off people thought she was backing up. (another old one)


I'll be posting more later when I go looking for more.