Didn't we have a "stupid criminals" thread here? I can't find it.
This made me laugh.
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http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/27/woman-sprays-breast-milk_n_885088.html
Ohio Deputies: Woman Sprayed Us With Breast Milk
Stephanie Robinette allegedly squirted milk from her breast at officers who responded to a domestic dispute at her Ohio home.
06/27/11 02:09 PM ET
DELAWARE, Ohio โ A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct. The Delaware County sheriff's office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man told them his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself in a car.
The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn't cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them with breast milk.
Authorities say 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Jail officials didn't know whether she has an attorney.
This made me laugh.
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http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/27/woman-sprays-breast-milk_n_885088.html
Ohio Deputies: Woman Sprayed Us With Breast Milk
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06/27/11 02:09 PM ET
DELAWARE, Ohio โ A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct. The Delaware County sheriff's office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man told them his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself in a car.
The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn't cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them with breast milk.
Authorities say 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Jail officials didn't know whether she has an attorney.