What DON"T you like about the MP's?

[kokptulb]

Was laughing over some MP experiences with another member the other night (LH) and he came up with the idea for this thread, since he hasn't posted it I will. This is not to bash any certain places or be a totally negative thread full of complaints- but more of the funny observations that make each place unique.

Idem- the dim lighting and atmosphere just didn't do it for me and I still hadn't taken anyone there yet. I recall sitting there at a table with Handy saying "this place is too much like a whorehouse," and he laughed. I meant with the chicas lined up along the wall eyeballing you through the darkness, Latinoheat actually had to get up and walk over to see if a chica was one that he knew.

Oasis- I like having to walk through the chica waiting area in a robe to get to the shower/banos.

ZB- Top of my list is the shower experience, always good for a laugh- waters hot for 5 seconds- then ice cold, then the chica opens the door and yells something in spanish and there you you are standing naked with the other chicas looking in at you in the shower and smiling. Then the water gets hot for 10 more seconds... :

NF- looking through the "fishbowl" tinted glass.( guess they're trying to recreate the Idem experience)

Any others?

 

[BulSoneaao]

Good post Paco! One thing I'd like to add to the list of peeves (and this pretty much applies to all of them) is why in the world does it take so long for the girls to come back to the room with your change after you've paid your money? This should take two minutes - tops - but unless my brain is playing tricks on me, it always seems to take at least five minutes. What the hell are they doing out there - their nails???

In the meantime, there's nothing to do but just sit there - though at Zona I've sometimes just gone ahead and jumped in the shower. I may even bring a magazine in with me from now on to kill the time.

 

[05WKbelkis]

I concur....

Idem-bad lighting, no interaction initiated by the chicas. I guess if you invite them over, they will sit and talk with you over a drink. I've seen it but wasn't sure if that was the norm.

ZB-I experienced the hot water thing first hand. It's pretty funny. The chica kept yelling to the desk people but it didn't help. After about 10 minutes were wasted, we got some hot water. You gotta be quick.

747-pretty dark also, hard to tell who's hot.

These are all the MP's that I've seen in person.

-Orange

 

[Arslan]

For really dark the place you have The Dungeon with a very fitting name.On the mirror at New Fantasy I just head right on around the thing and hang out in there with the chicas to make a choice or not.I have seen people call a girl over the chat or have a drink.The showers can be an adventure at amy or the MPs.I find it kind of fun running arounnd the halls in Oasis with chaicas going back an fourth the same way.Sometimes even get a free flash.I got to afree with GR on the waiting for her to come back thing .Maybe it is the anticipation but it always seems like a long time.
Then you have the hiden places and never know when you will walk in someones office or house looking for it.There are those you just have to know where they are.rbc100

 

[07KNbillye]

Seems like a good idea. It would be helpful in sorting through.....THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.

Zebra

 

[Playpeanavenka]

I love ZB, but I want a bed to play on, not a massage table.

 

[smiley]

I have not been to New Fantasy for a couple of years; however, before then I went there several times. I remember that on those occasions that when the provider took me to the shower that there was always another chica and monger in the shower at the same time. Sort of awkward, and definitely not much conversation.

Denver

 

[danit-t <3]

Let's see.....things that make me uncomfortable at the MP's. :evil:

ZB - Yes, the long wait after I give my cash to the chica can be irritating, the shower playing my balls like a yoyo (hot,cold,hot cold) after a session can be uncomfortable, :evil: the chica opening the door (for whatever reason) while I'm still standing there naked can be aggravating, the little tables that have no grip making it very difficult to get any leverage on your chica (I've been know to try and grab the bars on the window to stay on the table). :evil:

IDEM - Where's is the phucking light (it's not a night club) :roll:. Why are the girls chained to the wall? I could sure use some A/C in those saunas upstairs. Do the cleaning ladies really need to sit right outside your door on the couches and wait for you to come out in your skimpy little towel (talk about a free show). :evil: Shower? oh is that what it is...let's see I get pass the old ladies only to be met by the mongers and their chicas coming up the stairs...Damn showers full have to sit their and wait since there are only two of them. The shower head comes straight down from the ceiling and also varies in temperature. :evil: Bring your own condom to get 1000 colones off your price. :roll:

Oasis - Only there once so very limited information. Table was bigger (not much) but was in the middle of the floor, so still a risk of falling off. Showers located in a place that takes you through a very busy area. :roll: I waited about 10 minutes (no shit) FOR THE CHICA TO COME BACK AFTER I PAID HER. :evil:

O.K. I'm done Bitching. :

Thank you Paco for reminding me, I couldn't help but notice that the last time I was with Rachel I was having a great session until I happened to turn my head to the left and caught a glimpse od Don Gordo's picture on her night stand. Gordo's a cool dude but that crosses the line. :evil: :

Costa Del Sol no problema, Rachel's room muy grande problema. :

 

[cocopop]

Idem charges 1k for a condom? :shock: That's good to know...

There was some member last year (I'll not mention any names) :wink: that slipped at ZB and went crashing through the glass door shattering it into a thousand pieces, the chica screams and everyone runs in to find his poor naked ass cut up laying amongst the glass, luckily no serious injury but what a story.
It reminded me of the time I almost busted my ass at Farol Rojo, they had a great setup but those tile jacuzzi/showers were slippery as hell, especially after a chica rubbed all that oil/lotion all over you and your feet.

 

[icanttellyoumyname]

MP's do have their little inconvieniences but sometimes the value is worth it depending on what you find.I have made great finds in all levels of places inclucing such as "The dungeon", Europa2000, Calle 6 ,747 and outhers aropund Oasis.And then there is Oasis.I have finds there that I have found nowhere else certainly in a MP.Makes the Tables and semipublic showers less of an inconvieniece.Last trip my favorita took me back to the back shower the girls use and we showered together.I have have the tables down now and am yet to fall off .I do have a lot of practice.Almost always where I kick off my day in San Jose.It does seem that reguardless of where you go it takes the girl a long time to come back after you pay her.rbc100

 

[dianee]

Yo Amigos,

After somehow surviving the Arte ySauna MP narrow hard benches inside small plywood partitioned 5x10 cells in past years, I find the new lineup of MP's a quantum improvement :roll: :

ZB great place , but narrow massage tables , lack of sound proofing greatly distract from the 'ultimate release' :
The clippity-clop of high heels on hard floors, the yackity-yack of the chicas , monger hee-haws do take away the tranquility needed. I require nice background music, in a cool, quiet room with a comfy bed 8)

New Fantasy MP comes closest to meeting my needs , especially if you know your provider from previous visits

Cygnuts the Cynic :wink:

 

[Zavv]

Thanks Cygnus, I almost forgot about that high squealing noise Handy makes when a chica enters his back door with her fist. Totally irritating :roll:

 

[goingfast2004]

ZB- There was a time when all they would play during your session is Celine Dion, the same damn cd again and again... talk about buzzkill. I think problem has been solved as of recent, but the new elevator music cd they play now isn't all that much better...

Oasis- Table to high, too narrow and too flimsy... I'm always afraid the thing's going to break at any second.

NF- Melanie's always taken...

Ruffnutz

 

[Beanboy117]

Thanks Cygnus, I almost forgot about that high squealing noise Handy makes...

Is that what that noise was? I thought they had a parrot... :

Ruff, I forgot about the musica- I remember laughing with a chica in the room last August at the Christmas music they had playing.

I guess we all just need more practice to master the tables like RBC.

 

[Caroline Ferguson]

Only been to 4 MP's in CR, so can only comment on them.
New Fantasy: my favorite and the only negative that I can say about the place is the lack of chicas that are on hand early in the morning. Luv the rub down in the sauna before hitting the shower, then off to the bed for another long massage before doing the nasty.
Farol Rojo: Nice long jaccuzi foreplay before massage and quickie. Negative, again lack of chicas.
747: Spend too much time here just trying to figgure out whose the best of the best. Fits me budget so I like it very much.
Cha Cha Cha: Used to have some real stunners in here, but unfortunatly their bored attitude was a real turn off.

In summary, the plusses greatly outweighed the negatives. One of the best values in CR. Later, SB