Whackiest Sex Experiences

[lipstickdreams]

Hey Guys,

There were security guards but on the ground floor of the office, Furtunately my cabin is on 1st floor. My department was empty with only a lady sitting with some work but that also was far Reviewom my cabin. My colleagues are mad about cricket they just leave on time so as to catch some IPL action.. And that gal came to my office as a Reviewiend she had visited me earlier also, so the security knows her. But dont know what was running in her mind on that perticular day. Anyways it was fun one of its kind... Its gives shivering to me if I just re-collect the thought. Have seen some similar Porn Movie and here I was doing like a porn star. ha ha ha...

Hey guys there will be people doubting on the crediblity of the Review. But man I care a damn shit for such people... I experienced thought of sharing with my Reviewiends, so that if someone get similar chance should fuck up by missing the opportunity... he he he...

Cheers/Apryl

 

[joe d]

so we sat on the floor and finished dinner . there was a cot on the varanda before bedroom in the right side. since there was no bus mpter 10pm he told me to sleep and catch the early first bus at 5am.
we both settled in the bed in varanda , his wife in the bedroom and the children near lobby and pooja room extreme right corner.
since I made him to drink heavy , he went to sleep soon . within about half an hour , he made noises and about vomit. meanwhile his wife came and took him to bathroom cleared everything mpter vomiting . by the time mpter 11, he is totally flat and wife took him to their bedroom .
i was alone in the bed at varanda , thinking of the lady (how to hook) and how to catch first bus.

nearly one hour later , I could hear their bed room door opens and and wife came out . I pretended to be sleeping . came to my bed stood for few seconds and went to toilet. mpter few minutes came back again standing near my bed.

suddenly I turn left and fully opened my eyes. she startled and stared at me . I asked "any problem ? " . she said no nothing . asked me in return "didn't you sleep ? "

I said " how can i? when a beautiful lady is here ? " she smiled and laughed at me .

 

[Taylor Marie]

very scary,but u proved one thing right.....presence of mind can save us.

 

[Domara]

Hello everyone,

I was just surfing last night and came across this site, dint find any other thread which was suitable hence posting it here coz I think that it’s just wacky to use them and would be fun

The sex toys and enhancers which are mentioned are just an unexplored aspect for me and have not seen any post (besides one by a senior member abt the vibrator used with his GF long back).

Has any one of you used this and if yes then what was the experience and does this also have any side effects ..

http://www.cilory.com/category.php?id_category=9

 

[YVONNE]

Welcome to the Forum (Indian).
Very informative, and unique experience.
Well such surprises await both the parties, ofcourse in different ways.
Many a male mongers would agree that they too have been through similar
experiences with gals. Thats the way it is. Have Fun dear.

 

[Poop]

thanks for taking prompt action of my pm

 

[The "L" Word]

When I was in my mid 20's I used to have an older buddy that I hung out with and we would monger together on a regular basis. Once we went to Myrtle Beach to try our luck. We went to a dance club and bar to scope out the chicks, when I notice a much older lady with her sites set on me. She came over to talk, but I don't care for older ladys and tried to hook her up with my Reviewiend, but it was a no go. She was determined to have a young man. So there was no choice...I can't say no to clean, Reviewee pussy. I went back to her motel and had my fun, then took her out to the beach for seconds on the sand. Overall it was pretty decent considering. The next day before we started the long drive back, my Reviewiend wanted me to get her phone number. I figured that he was going to try his luck later and was glad to do it. Long story short, unbeknown to me, they started dating, then got married!!! I was floored!!Then they came to my house so the new bride could be introduced to my wife in hopes that they could be Reviewiends and start a relationship! What was he thinking? I was as nervous as a whore in church! Anyway, mpter our little get together I told my Reviewiend that it was just too uncomfortable for me to continue. He understood, but they stayed married until he passed away 20 years later and had been a good wife to him. And yes....I went to visit the begrieved widow soon mpter the funeral. Once a dog, always a dog, but that's a different story!

 

[Vaughn.student]

I too said the Same, Probably she will tk u seriously.. lolz...

 

[daza3033]

this is not a whacky sex epereience..
this is the shittiest experience ive had in pursuit of mongering... not very proud of my gullibility .. but must share ! gotta share the bad with the good eh ...
happenned bout a year back..

was in kalyan... the dance bars used to stay open till 12 30 .. then ... so was at them... then mpter that hit some lodges... was there till 3 am... now i had to head to bombay... was gonna catch a train Reviewom kalyan.. so i reach kalyan station by 3 30... bear in mind.. im very very very drunk ... maye 4-5 quarters and a quite a few beers.. had been drinking at the bars Reviewom 5 pm....
so i see a few women by the station.. who looked like hookers.. couple of them seemed pretty ok... asked rates... was like 800 including room.. im like thats cheap... so i take two girls and go... there is a lodge bout 5 minutes rick Reviewom teh station.. takes only 200 for short time... so i take the girls in the room... they start acting shy inReviewont of each other.. but in a bit they loosen up .. and its quite a fun time... didnt screw em.. wouldnt wanna be doing that with station chicks.. even tho they looked pretty alright.. the girls said they are recently married... but husbands are drunkards.. and they do this for some money on the side.. just condom blowjobs... Reviewom both at the same time.. that was not a bad feeling
so bout 5 30am we get outta the room.... and walk down...
our rick is waiting for us still... anywho as we are bout to get in the rick ... i see this bunch of guys with one girl gettin out of another rick ... girl was quite nice... so one of those guys takes the girl and goes up .. rest are down ... i get a bit inquisitive (pursuit of mongering) and ask those guys whered they get the girl... they said she is a regular of theres... and there are more Reviewiends of hers somewhere near the station... anyways i decide lets go to the station and offer those 4 guys if they wanna ride with us... so all of us stuff up into the rick and head to teh station... so the girls he wanted to call are already busy ... he says let me try get something else... this thing comes along in a bit... looks well dressed Reviewom far.. but on closer inspection.. turns out to be one of those post op transvestites... i noticed only coz of the adams apple... i say ur a guy... she says no.. takes my hand and shoves it down her skirt... no dick... im like well uvehad an operation.. and it finally agrees. yes i did... anywho i pass... its bout 6.15 am now.. nxt train is at 7 .30ish..

so some more Reviewiends of these guys show up .. and say we know this house in some area.. cant remember the name... we will take u there...
now all my insticts told me to stay away.. its six... im drunk.. im tired.. im sleepy... ive already spent bout 12 k.. have 3 left in my pocket... plus a coupla those guys looked quite rowdy.. u konw the local dedhshaanas...
but the temptation of finding a new place.. those guys said its a house .. quite a few women... incall there itself... well overcame my sense of reason..
now i had a lil handbag with me... containging some expensive perfume... raybans.. coupla tees.. was wearing a diamond ring.. had an iphone in my pocket.. and i dont know these ppl at all.. and they arent the decent sort either...
i said fuck it.. lets go chk this place out... and the rick we went in was one of those guys ricks... i knew what i was doing was risky.. i told them.. just lemme tell my uncle in kalyan where i am going.. i pretended to call him and give him the ricks number... i thot that should be good enough for these guys to not fuck around if that was there intention.. however.. i was mistaken... read on !
anyways so we reach the place.. in the middle of nowehre... no ppl around... just a few buildings.. i know something is fishy...
so the guy says give me some cash.. ill go up and set it up .. i say no.. ill come along.. i dont wanna wait here... the guys start insisting.. mpter a bout 10 minutes... is ay fuck it .. im leaving... and thats when the lmpda starts.. one fellow says shaana mat ban... achhe se baat kar raha hai... paisa de... one guy starts going thru my bag... one guy hits me with a stick on my leg Reviewom behind.. one holds my collar.. im like wtf is this... i push the guy who held me.. and grab the stick outta the guys hand ... and im like tum log aisa rang badalta hai... there are 5 guys btw... including the rickshaw driver...
one says.. tu humko woh ladki ke paise de deta... terko idhar hi chorke ham chale jaate... tu hi shaana bana.. ab seekh...
now im thinking... one guy has a knife in his hand... and starts saying.. isne toh humko dekha hai.. idhar hi kar den kya isko.. im like. mongering is not a way to die .. lol
anyways the one guy in the whole group... called john.. seemed ilke the most decent of the lot... he was the one i was mainly conversing with... i told him... dekh bhai terko dost samajhke aaya... terse respect se baat kiya... ek baar bhi tum log ko kuch ulta bola kya.. toh merko kyon pakda... kisi aur dedhshaane ko pakadte... the guy was actually feeling a bit guilty... coz anybody who knows me or has met me Reviewom teh board... knows i have no airs.. and talk nicely and politely with anyone.. Reviewom waiters to the bosses to rickdrivers...
well he said baat teri sahi hai.. lekin yeh log ko paisa chahiye..
anywho they went thru my wallet... took the 3000 ... .. i said kuch toh de ghar jaane ke liye.. bastards gave me 100 bucks back lol !!!!
he was trying to take my phone.. i said dekh bhia... paisa liye theek hai.. maine galti ki tumhare saat ake.. i must suffer for that.. end of night end of story... but if u take my phone... then i swear to god ill have to complain to the police ... and anyways these smartphones are very easily trackable... tu bech bhi nahi paayega.. are use karega toh pakda jaayega.. he thot and thot.. and then john convinced him.. de de yaar.. apun chalte hain thoda daaru peete hain... luckily he didint find my raybans in the bag... it was at the bottom... between the tshirt... the ring i was plain lucky nobody thot of that...
anywho one of them warned.. me not to go to the cops... i said .. tum log paisa lo aur jao.. baaki sab kuch rehne do .. mera bag waapis do .. aur main yeh baat bhool jaaounga.. bas waapis kabhi dikhe tum log toh main bol nahi sakta... hahaha.. i had myballs in my mouth when i said that.. but like i said i was drunk.. and a lil bravado was in order... the guy laughed.. says.. tereko maalum nahi humko kiska backing hai idhar... sab police apne jeb mein hai... anywho...i think they respected the fact that i put up a little fight... and they were going off in there rick with my 2900 ...

one of those guys was adamant tho.. was saying... lets knock the guy unconscious and dump him somewhere or he might get the cops here right away as soon as he is gone.. for a second the other ppl were agreeing.. but i quickly interrupted saying bhai... enough... i made a miskae... i paid a price.. now im going home !!... john tended to agree and said go now...
i told the bastards.. atleast drop me to another rick.. where am i gonna go walking.. i dunno the area...bastard rick guy laughs and drops me a 100 meters away Reviewom another rick and rushes off.. all of them....

well atleast i was smpe... with a slightly bruised left leg... and thx to a lil presence of mind but i still had all my valuables...
they were trying to take my card.. but i told themm atm jaoge.. they have cameras... pakde jaaoge... they thot the better of it... anywho.. the rick guy took 50 bucks to get me to teh station.. found an atm .. got some cash.. and head back to bombay.. it was nearly 9 am by now...
thot of going to the cops... but then again.. i didnt lose much ... and my dignity tho slightly scratched was still very much intact.. i was kinda proud of myself for handling the situation.. tho not for gettin into it in the first place....

lol women and wine... root of all evil eh ... and i over indulged in both that night..
when i think bout it .. i still cant believe.. i fucked like 5 women that day.. and drank a helluva lot.. 6 am when its time to go home... im hunting again... and in the process becoming the hunted ..

anybody welse woulda just given up .. but urs truly ended up in kalyan again the very nxt weekend .. lol..... incorrigible i am ... i was tryin to find those guys again.. in a public area.. but nvr did see them .. ah well... maybe excuse enough to keep going to kalyan... gotta settle the score

 

[bash]

Hi Apryl...Audacious exp. of screwing in office. Was there no security guard

 

[Rachel]

Dude, that was too funny! I once was suprised by a stinky pussy with a 10 looking chick and my reaction was very close to yours. One wiff of that and it was all over but the crying! Good Post.
GT2

 

[ardi]

Welcome Sir..

Was just wondering about your absence...!! Now got clear...


Cheenai :
Your episode is still incomplete !!!!

MUM :
You own this thread..and you need to kick it again.. it has slower dwon...

 

[dont.panic]

Such experience gives greater pleasure when is performed by and performed on known individuals, unlike the paid ones. Its healthy too as both let out their inhibititions without any limitations, which is not very common in permanent partners, that is the reason she let herself out. Also notice her face before the act and mpter the act, you will find a contended one mpter the act, and there will be more smiles too.

Therefore enjoy, live and let live. Goodluck to you buddy.

 

[ramonefaq]

Hey Buddies,

This thread was dying so posting my Revieweakiest experience so far.

Recently around 2 days had an enormous experience of getting a BJ Reviewom GF in a movie hall. On Tuesday I called my GF and asked whether she is interested in watching a movie which earlier she refused. Actually she recently got aborted so she is bit down. Anyways continue with the experience, we went to Fun Cinema in Chembur and took 2 tickets for a new Hindi movie. When we went in the whole theatre was empty except a couple sitting in a corner. We wnet and occupied our sits and started watching movie. I was getting hornier in the movie even though the movie was ok. I started touching my GF boobs and suddenly she just opened my trouser and started sucking the choco. Oh man it was heavenly as this was my first experience of getting a BJ in such a public place. It was very good indeed. The game went on and on for next 15 mins as I was just about to explode I stopped her as I do not wanted to spoil the interior of the cinema hall. We finished the movie dropped her at her place and went back to mine.

The experience is even tough is not a paid experience and don’t whether to put it in this column but just thought of sharing the experience with my Reviewiends.

By the way she is married and we are still continuing our fireful Reviewiendship.

Cheers
Apryl

 

[frankiegrease d]

Read Forum rule 1
No discussion of sex with persons under the age of 18 is allowed on this forum.
There is zero tolerance in this matter so expect to be banned if you ignore the rule.
jcf

 

[lonely_in_weidman]

It sounds very intersting action. You mean to say that u fuck a gal in the ofc, you said that everyone left except both of u bt there must be someone to close the ofc. It sounds me very much intersting bt very hard to believe. However if its really true then you have the guts man truly u rocks the game.

 

[ermy]

the sextera topic subdued and we are all suggesting the essentials to carry the bizzare act- the fairer gender do depend on opposite gender to carry the fantasies; not because you need them all time but just that you can blame it if something goes wrong

 

[How_Would_I_Know]

Hey Reviewiends,

Its been a very long time I have posted a Review. But Reviewankly I never ever had a wacky kind of sexperience. It was mostly on my room bed or in a hotel.

Fortunately I got my first exp. One of my Reviewiend came to meet me in my office at early evening. And while we were having our chat going she just came and kissed me. That was arousing for me... But to start of things in office in presence of others it was breath taking... I was damn aroused and confused as well whether to go ahead and screw her or not. Anyways we went out for coffee in nearby CCD and came back at the time when the others have left for the office. She was in a mood to get pumped. And man I prepared myself by buying some TP and Rubber...

I rolled on a rubber and just pushed her on my workdesk and ripped her trousers. In 1 thrust i was in... and pushing my dick in the darkness of her valley.. It went on for a good 10 mins and believe me my Reviewiends it was a nice feeling of doing a gal in office on the desk where you work everyday, where you shit in your laptop for whole day. AHHHHHH..

Later on that gal wanted one more and I was like shit WTF I did in my office, What if someone sees me or what people will think of...

Anyways that was a really lucky evening for me to do a gal in office.

BTW buddies I also a got a chance to get laid in AMSTERDAM. Review for information will follow in some appropriate threads...

Cheers.

 

[brian Z]

good story build up by blue

 

[Gloryuh]

yeah...do that DB and use the delete option sensibly too.....

parag