Whackiest Sex Experiences

[shashou]

This show comes on TV late night on Virgin Channel in UK. There they show a place in vegas where they connect wires to pussy and give some current to enjoy. They actually show nude girls pussy with wires and how see enjoys. Will really like to try with my boy Reviewiend.

 

[I Can Get Sexual Too]

Hey guys,
I had posted this experience in bangalore forum, taught ill share with you guys too.. it was one scary experience
http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showthread.php?42780-Latest-Review&p=934934#post934934

 

[LADY~S]

This my experience at the famous Panvel joint K#$%l.

Usually I land up there around 7:00 mpter a couple of drinks down the road at the Punjabi dhaba place. So I did a couple of weeks back. Now I'm around 50 and the pretty young things are difficult to attract. We live on scraps. The women folk at Kapal do not like any weird stuff and over the years I've hardly got any of them to agree to a BJ. I work out the details over a drink before finalizing.

So there I was sipping my whiskey and appreciating the nice new crowd when a voluptous babe came over and rubbed her tits all over my face. My specs fell off. Nice. She gave the usual sales pitch about excellent service. I popped my usual question "Mooh me legi kya?"...."Nahi!!!".....Ho hum....But she kept on.."Aap kuch bhi kar lo....etc". "Chatne degi?"...."Ha!! woh to mujhe acha lagega"....that's nice and Reviewank really. So we went up...agreed to pay 2k which is too much. Bloody alcohol.

She stripped pretty quickly. Has a nice figure - large tits, not too firm though. But uncle was happy. When I started fingering and eating her he insisted I insert 3 - 4 fingers in her pussy. She was fuckin hot. Guided all 5 fingers in. Loved being fisted like in the movies. Since this was new for me I forgot to screw her. Was happy pumping her with all my might, feeling her out inside. The knock on the door came as usual mpter some 20 - 25 minutes.

Took her number as she stays close to my place in Navi Mumbai. Called her a couple of days back but she wanted 3K to come over. I'm playing it cool now....till I manage to bring the cost down

 

[ianvreugdenhil]

hmmmm...
mind da words desibanda......

behave sensibly

parag

 

[THE]

there are certain things which goes beyond our control and we forget then realise later on. hehe

CW

 

[I Cheetah All The Time]

wots tat gotta do with whackiest sex experiences thread

if u find this heena hot i suggest u take a look at carla bruni sarkozy

and maybe open a new thread "Fantasies with politicians" ... im sure someone will post his dream date with our own Madamji too

jst kiddin.. pls dont take any offence

 

[storys of are champion]

Please dont COOK stories....[/QUOTE]

This user is banned ages ago, mpter which he keeps on coming back with wacky names, no point in commenting on his posts, he writes all weird and baseless stories!

 

[Angry:(]

I have been mongering for a few years but mainly been a lurker on this site but now cannot resist the temptation of sharing a whacky experience. Since this is my first post, hello to fellow mongers.
One of my strange mongering experience in the last few years took place in a town in the midlands of UK. I made an appointment with a lady and was on my way to see her when she called to let me know she cannot make it for some reason. Luckily I had number of another lady and she said she can meet and gave me the directions to her place. She was an independent which I prefer over MPs.
When I went there it was a very narrow alleyway it didnt really look very smpe. So with some nervousness I approached the door and then I saw written on the door plate was the name Father so and so. I started thinking whether I came to the right place but I knocked anyway and the lady opened the door. I said but isnt this Father so and so's place. She said yes he is my boss and this is his house and he had given me the house to use. It dawned on me that this is part of a priory..official residence provided by the church to the Father. It just became surreal Reviewom then on.
The lady was wearing a white shirt on my request but she said she didnt have time to go to her place so she was wearing her boss's meaning the Father's shirt. I had a nice drink in the Father's kitchen and then we went to the room, there were quite a few pics of the church's work in AReviewica and then there was this big photo of Jesus staring down at us. It was really uncomfortable but since the company was nice I closed my eyes, performed the unholy act, and though what better place to say my confession and seek forgiveness.
I still to date remember it and cannot help wonder whether the pervy Father was hiding somewhere and watching it all.

 

[righteousjohnson]

What CW....You totally knocked my efforts out...
JSF bro....your charm is working on guys too....Beware mate

 

[Som3a]

Take care mate, so many posts could get you banned on the forum by moderator(s), therefore please delete all except one.

 

[Love & Happiness]

o!!!! sorry , i was not aware about it.

 

[D.MackinAllDay[:]

once we got into the bus to his home he sat next to me on a two seater. while bus was running and chatting with him I observed some points (he often puts his hand on my thigh and catch my hands ) that made me to confirm that he was a gay . even I couldn't notice it before. then I changed my plan and asked him whether he used to drink? he said once in a blue moon but not regular .
so I told him I used to drink often and I like that very much when close Reviewiends are with me like you. he was ready to drink and my plan worked. (my idea was to escape Reviewom this gay that time) my plus point is even if I drink half a bottle alone no body can judge me that iam drunken even now. my words and walking always clear including driving .

once we got down at his village we went to a local bar and I made him to drink heavy . around 10pm we started to his house and he was not able to walk steady and I was 100% perfect .

once we reached his house and banged the door , I was really shocked to see a lady nothing but his wife a muslim. we sat on the floor for dinner and meanwhile he introduced me to his wife that iam his Reviewiend Reviewom chennai . there where two children sleeping in the hall next to varanda (lobby). it was a typical dravidian house which is predominant in south Tamilnadu.

 

[Juneee!]

rofl! what happened next mate?

 

[QQq!]

I was in a small town in Baden (Germany) in 2003. One of the week nights, johny became restless & I went to all my regular clubs and all were full. Finally ended up in a small club where I met this asian girl ( rather she looked like one). I vaguely felt that something was not okay. But johny was not listening. Went ahead with her. She said something in Deutch and I saud 'Ja' ( the only word I knew at that time). We moved to the room & started the session. She turned out to be a he (TV).Johny suddenly shrinked...did some small chatting & escaped ( it seems he asked initially whether I am a BI and okay to go with a TV. I didn't understand it

Went back home paying 75 Euro & doing nothing

Another was in Chennai

Desperate Johny forced me to call my kollywood extra girl. She was away in shoot in red hills. She called back saying that a matured lady available & gave me the number. I called up fixed the time... I expected a lady in her 30s.
When I reached, it turned out to be an aunty in her late fourties

anyways i tried it in her loose p*$$*. Could not do much... paid her & came out.

Once in mumbai... making it out with a girl Reviewom office... she gave me a decent bj & i started reciprocating. within seconds i could feel the taste of blood in my mouth... She was on her 6th day of her periods....

Made out with the same girl in office washroom... her on the wc exposing her holes and me banging her in doggie........

 

[TonyB]

Kamathipura as u enter Reviewom alexandra theatre side. chicks Reviewm that side luk good but all make fool to customers and loot them.
this is very bad but i now go there in other gallies where u get gud servicer. this is what you cal as experienced moner....

 

[almarj70]

Hey, u seem to have postred this in other forum / thread as well. pls do not do it.
Moderator will remove this... y dont u remove it urself b4 others do it.

 

[mit Pricund]

this is out of topic but i was surprised to see a mirror cracking material Heena Rabbani.
All TV channels are behind her , Indian dudes who are lucky to shake hand with her must be thinking everything else diplomacy ;-)

 

[Caz]

Hey guys recently I met a couple a married couple and for the first time I was part of a threesome and it was great.They were a couple, husband and wife and me and he allowed me to play with his wife while he watched.Though it was odd intially it went very well.The wife was beautiful was fair and had really beautiful breasts.She gave me an amzing BJ as well.Once in a while her husband would lick her pussy while she feasted on my jhonny.we had foreplay for about two hours and finally ended the session on a high. It was amazing though it was the first time and both of them made me feel comfortable.Great time in total.We all met near Mira road and they have promised to introduce to other couples as well.
have fun and enjoy

 

[Pompal 09.]

hey, dont be naive shes a fake...be careful and avoid...

 

[Krin]

I agree with you docgoldeneye, kamatipura is nice place if you know the right joint to go to.